Frostbitten Flamingo
@flemtheparrot.bsky.social
Forever hopeful. Seriously uncool. Snoopy is my spirit animal.
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Sometimes when I'm bored I text a bunch of family members " I hope you're sitting down" then turn off my phone
February 12, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Sometimes when I'm bored I text a bunch of family members " I hope you're sitting down" then turn off my phone
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“Emotionally unavailable”sounds like it’s temporary. “Gone fishing, emotionally back at 3pm.”
February 13, 2026 at 10:05 AM
“Emotionally unavailable”sounds like it’s temporary. “Gone fishing, emotionally back at 3pm.”
Finally, drafts!
February 13, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Finally, drafts!
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My umbrella isn’t strong enough for this shitstorm.
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 AM
My umbrella isn’t strong enough for this shitstorm.
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Just hanging out at the back of the used bookstore reading aloud from a Partridge Family novelization in the style of William S. Burroughs.
February 13, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Just hanging out at the back of the used bookstore reading aloud from a Partridge Family novelization in the style of William S. Burroughs.
London, i want a redo.
February 13, 2026 at 8:35 AM
London, i want a redo.
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Keeping my head in the clouds the rest of the afternoon. Its the only way I can daydream uninterrupted
February 12, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Keeping my head in the clouds the rest of the afternoon. Its the only way I can daydream uninterrupted
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Keep being quiet guys. I’m going to try to get some work done.
February 13, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Keep being quiet guys. I’m going to try to get some work done.
Mentally I'm here
February 13, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Mentally I'm here
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Happy Friday the 13th to those who celebrate.
February 13, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Happy Friday the 13th to those who celebrate.
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i truly do not care what the rain in spain is doing
January 26, 2026 at 1:13 AM
i truly do not care what the rain in spain is doing
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Be the potato you want to see in the world.
February 12, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Be the potato you want to see in the world.
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Memory is a blender, and I’m making margaritas.
February 12, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Memory is a blender, and I’m making margaritas.
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If you walk about with a hands free earpiece in i'm gonna go ahead and assume you're a spy
February 12, 2026 at 12:23 AM
If you walk about with a hands free earpiece in i'm gonna go ahead and assume you're a spy
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February 13, 2026 at 5:13 AM
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I hide my light under a bushel and my key beneath a pot. Can never find either when I need them.
February 13, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I hide my light under a bushel and my key beneath a pot. Can never find either when I need them.
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It's not the hope that kills you, it's almost always oxygen failing to reach vital organs, primarily the brain
February 12, 2026 at 7:53 AM
It's not the hope that kills you, it's almost always oxygen failing to reach vital organs, primarily the brain
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“open your mind” and let my brain fall out? how gullible do you think I am
February 12, 2026 at 6:23 AM
“open your mind” and let my brain fall out? how gullible do you think I am
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Not accepting followers at this time, thank you for understanding.
February 12, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Not accepting followers at this time, thank you for understanding.
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Driving a stake into your heart. Be my Valentine. <slow wink>
February 12, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Driving a stake into your heart. Be my Valentine. <slow wink>
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Fuck this actual reality.
February 12, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Fuck this actual reality.
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I’m making my originals for The Signalman available to purchase. I doubt they’ll ever be published and they’re just sitting in a drawer, I’d like to think that they’re on a wall somewhere (and that I’ve got some brass for them!).
Soon…watch this space.
Soon…watch this space.
February 11, 2026 at 5:10 PM
I’m making my originals for The Signalman available to purchase. I doubt they’ll ever be published and they’re just sitting in a drawer, I’d like to think that they’re on a wall somewhere (and that I’ve got some brass for them!).
Soon…watch this space.
Soon…watch this space.
Drop a teacher
February 12, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Drop a teacher