Frostbitten Flamingo
@flemtheparrot.bsky.social
Forever hopeful. Seriously uncool. Snoopy is my spirit animal.
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Pinned
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logging on be like
February 14, 2026 at 6:40 PM
logging on be like
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Nothing looks more tiring to me than cross country skiing.
February 14, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Nothing looks more tiring to me than cross country skiing.
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My opinion?
Doesn’t fucking matter honestly.
Doesn’t fucking matter honestly.
February 14, 2026 at 6:06 PM
My opinion?
Doesn’t fucking matter honestly.
Doesn’t fucking matter honestly.
currently in my 'laughing but not because something is funny' era
February 14, 2026 at 6:25 PM
currently in my 'laughing but not because something is funny' era
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Still plenty of time to ruin Valentine's Day.
February 14, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Still plenty of time to ruin Valentine's Day.
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I bedazzled my heart for you. Be mine?
February 14, 2026 at 3:05 PM
I bedazzled my heart for you. Be mine?
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No more feeling anxious about whether the originals of my Woman in Black illustrations are too expensive, I’ve been in such a worrisome mood recently.
I think they’re pretty good value.
This is an unpublished illustration I made.
£100 plus P&P
Email: [email protected] to purchase.
I think they’re pretty good value.
This is an unpublished illustration I made.
£100 plus P&P
Email: [email protected] to purchase.
February 14, 2026 at 3:04 PM
No more feeling anxious about whether the originals of my Woman in Black illustrations are too expensive, I’ve been in such a worrisome mood recently.
I think they’re pretty good value.
This is an unpublished illustration I made.
£100 plus P&P
Email: [email protected] to purchase.
I think they’re pretty good value.
This is an unpublished illustration I made.
£100 plus P&P
Email: [email protected] to purchase.
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It’s very hard to keep getting cooler and sexier year after year, and that’s why I won’t do it
February 14, 2026 at 5:49 AM
It’s very hard to keep getting cooler and sexier year after year, and that’s why I won’t do it
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thinking about cancelling
my subscription to anxiety
my subscription to anxiety
February 13, 2026 at 7:46 PM
thinking about cancelling
my subscription to anxiety
my subscription to anxiety
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you know what i really am
February 13, 2026 at 7:52 PM
you know what i really am
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giving my thoughts bangs
February 13, 2026 at 7:52 PM
giving my thoughts bangs
me: * experiences the most statistically improbable synchronicity *
also me: coolcoolcool, but what if it means nothing though
also me: coolcoolcool, but what if it means nothing though
February 13, 2026 at 7:33 PM
me: * experiences the most statistically improbable synchronicity *
also me: coolcoolcool, but what if it means nothing though
also me: coolcoolcool, but what if it means nothing though
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When you read ‘bold retelling’ of a classic, be prepared for it to be unrecognisable.
February 12, 2026 at 7:51 AM
When you read ‘bold retelling’ of a classic, be prepared for it to be unrecognisable.
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Sometimes when I'm bored I text a bunch of family members " I hope you're sitting down" then turn off my phone
February 12, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Sometimes when I'm bored I text a bunch of family members " I hope you're sitting down" then turn off my phone
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“Emotionally unavailable”sounds like it’s temporary. “Gone fishing, emotionally back at 3pm.”
February 13, 2026 at 10:05 AM
“Emotionally unavailable”sounds like it’s temporary. “Gone fishing, emotionally back at 3pm.”
Finally, drafts!
February 13, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Finally, drafts!
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My umbrella isn’t strong enough for this shitstorm.
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 AM
My umbrella isn’t strong enough for this shitstorm.
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Just hanging out at the back of the used bookstore reading aloud from a Partridge Family novelization in the style of William S. Burroughs.
February 13, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Just hanging out at the back of the used bookstore reading aloud from a Partridge Family novelization in the style of William S. Burroughs.
London, i want a redo.
February 13, 2026 at 8:35 AM
London, i want a redo.
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Keeping my head in the clouds the rest of the afternoon. Its the only way I can daydream uninterrupted
February 12, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Keeping my head in the clouds the rest of the afternoon. Its the only way I can daydream uninterrupted