Frostbitten Flamingo
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“Well, the weather outside is frightful…”
“But the fire is so delightful?”
“It’s 2025. Stop assuming anything has a silver lining.”
“But the fire is so delightful?”
“It’s 2025. Stop assuming anything has a silver lining.”
November 29, 2025 at 8:58 AM
“Well, the weather outside is frightful…”
“But the fire is so delightful?”
“It’s 2025. Stop assuming anything has a silver lining.”
“But the fire is so delightful?”
“It’s 2025. Stop assuming anything has a silver lining.”
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild
Alligator
Otter
Moose
Dolphin
Men
Alligator
Otter
Moose
Dolphin
Men
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild
That lady from HR in Ikea
Many deer
The serial killer I have repeat dreams about since I was 40
Moose
Beavers because I’m fucking Canadian eh?!
That lady from HR in Ikea
Many deer
The serial killer I have repeat dreams about since I was 40
Moose
Beavers because I’m fucking Canadian eh?!
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Grizzly bear cubs 🧸
Rattlesnake (a foot below me on a tree) 🐍
Peacocks 🦚
Moose 🫎
Bobcats
Grizzly bear cubs 🧸
Rattlesnake (a foot below me on a tree) 🐍
Peacocks 🦚
Moose 🫎
Bobcats
November 29, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild
Alligator
Otter
Moose
Dolphin
Men
Alligator
Otter
Moose
Dolphin
Men
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My party trick is not showing up
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My party trick is not showing up
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The best way to avoid getting caught drinking on the job is by not going to work at all.
Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don’t want you to know.
Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don’t want you to know.
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The best way to avoid getting caught drinking on the job is by not going to work at all.
Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don’t want you to know.
Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don’t want you to know.
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can’t you see
i am falling
into you
i am falling
into
you
i am falling
into you
i am falling
into
you
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
can’t you see
i am falling
into you
i am falling
into
you
i am falling
into you
i am falling
into
you
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i just want to curl up under a blanket and sleep till spring, i'm spent
November 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
i just want to curl up under a blanket and sleep till spring, i'm spent
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Thank you for the half-assed effort. It truly meant a lot.
November 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Thank you for the half-assed effort. It truly meant a lot.
I've just found my very first Nintendo. And you can play it online😆. This was Christmas 1984. Gosh...
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I've just found my very first Nintendo. And you can play it online😆. This was Christmas 1984. Gosh...
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Them: any plans for Christmas?
Me: yeah! dissociating but like with a festive nail color
Me: yeah! dissociating but like with a festive nail color
November 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Them: any plans for Christmas?
Me: yeah! dissociating but like with a festive nail color
Me: yeah! dissociating but like with a festive nail color
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I hate it when I feel too much and not enough at the same time. Like, sorry for being me and disappointing you.
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I hate it when I feel too much and not enough at the same time. Like, sorry for being me and disappointing you.
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Happy Email-from-every-company-you-ever-ordered-from Day!
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Happy Email-from-every-company-you-ever-ordered-from Day!
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thankful for all the people I’ve met on social media that make life a little less horrific
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
thankful for all the people I’ve met on social media that make life a little less horrific
This whole week can fuck all the way off.
(Except for those few moments that didn't suck.)
(Except for those few moments that didn't suck.)
This day can fuck all the way off.
November 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
This whole week can fuck all the way off.
(Except for those few moments that didn't suck.)
(Except for those few moments that didn't suck.)
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When you wake up and it's Friday, not the weekend
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
When you wake up and it's Friday, not the weekend
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Listening to someone complain non-stop, fully aware they are the problem, is my new cardio.
November 14, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Listening to someone complain non-stop, fully aware they are the problem, is my new cardio.
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Whoa! Maybe don't tell anyone about that. Yeah, take that one to the grave. Yikes.
~ me, as a therapist
~ me, as a therapist
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Whoa! Maybe don't tell anyone about that. Yeah, take that one to the grave. Yikes.
~ me, as a therapist
~ me, as a therapist
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We all have that one stupid song.
We know it’ll hurt.
We don't want to hurt.
We hit play anyway.
We know it’ll hurt.
We don't want to hurt.
We hit play anyway.
July 31, 2025 at 1:54 PM
We all have that one stupid song.
We know it’ll hurt.
We don't want to hurt.
We hit play anyway.
We know it’ll hurt.
We don't want to hurt.
We hit play anyway.
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do you say “bruschetta” like a normal person or are you an asshole?
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
do you say “bruschetta” like a normal person or are you an asshole?
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I feel a fake migraine coming on
November 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I feel a fake migraine coming on
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The universe is balanced. For every *‘live, laugh, love’* person, there’s someone like me muttering *‘die motherfucker’* into their coffee.
June 9, 2025 at 11:33 AM
The universe is balanced. For every *‘live, laugh, love’* person, there’s someone like me muttering *‘die motherfucker’* into their coffee.
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Just think…you could be somewhere else.
November 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Just think…you could be somewhere else.