Frostbitten Flamingo
@flemtheparrot.bsky.social
Forever hopeful. Seriously uncool. Snoopy is my spirit animal.
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I’m handing out apologies this week
let me know if I owe you one
let me know if I owe you one
February 16, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I’m handing out apologies this week
let me know if I owe you one
let me know if I owe you one
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Hoping I haven’t done the stupidest thing I ever did yet because I want something to look forward to.
February 13, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Hoping I haven’t done the stupidest thing I ever did yet because I want something to look forward to.
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Cringe used to be called inspirational in the old days.
February 14, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Cringe used to be called inspirational in the old days.
You live, and you love, and you learn
And you wait, and you hope, and you yearn
And you wait, and you hope, and you yearn
February 16, 2026 at 1:15 PM
You live, and you love, and you learn
And you wait, and you hope, and you yearn
And you wait, and you hope, and you yearn
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Your vaganza is extra.
February 3, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Your vaganza is extra.
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But have you tried raining on someone else’s parade about it
February 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
But have you tried raining on someone else’s parade about it
It's a hard pill to swallow when you have a pretty good idea who this hater is.
February 16, 2026 at 10:26 AM
It's a hard pill to swallow when you have a pretty good idea who this hater is.
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When I'm spelling something out over the phone, I love to use the most ridiculous words possible
O like Octopus
S like Sassafras
D like Diggity
F like Flapjacks
A like Aquanet
B like Balenciaga
O like Octopus
S like Sassafras
D like Diggity
F like Flapjacks
A like Aquanet
B like Balenciaga
February 16, 2026 at 10:06 AM
When I'm spelling something out over the phone, I love to use the most ridiculous words possible
O like Octopus
S like Sassafras
D like Diggity
F like Flapjacks
A like Aquanet
B like Balenciaga
O like Octopus
S like Sassafras
D like Diggity
F like Flapjacks
A like Aquanet
B like Balenciaga
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What will be point that will have been?
February 14, 2026 at 9:16 PM
What will be point that will have been?
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Just saw a post that said one day all that will be left of you is a memory.
Wow. That one landed hard.
Wow. That one landed hard.
February 16, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Just saw a post that said one day all that will be left of you is a memory.
Wow. That one landed hard.
Wow. That one landed hard.
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Be ungovernable, be in love on a Monday.
October 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Be ungovernable, be in love on a Monday.
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Everyone's talking about wuthering heights but no one wants to acknowledge the very real risk of wuthering lows
February 16, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Everyone's talking about wuthering heights but no one wants to acknowledge the very real risk of wuthering lows
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Head of lettuce sounds like a big responsibility.
December 6, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Head of lettuce sounds like a big responsibility.
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In my experience, a party is simply an invitation to disaster.
—Kate Atkinson, Emotionally Weirx
—Kate Atkinson, Emotionally Weirx
February 15, 2026 at 8:15 PM
In my experience, a party is simply an invitation to disaster.
—Kate Atkinson, Emotionally Weirx
—Kate Atkinson, Emotionally Weirx
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A journey of 5,000 steps begins with a single "I don't wanna!"
February 15, 2026 at 7:09 PM
A journey of 5,000 steps begins with a single "I don't wanna!"
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God bless the Dutch for this
February 15, 2026 at 5:08 PM
God bless the Dutch for this
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If the vibe isn’t right, then maybe it’s time for a charge.
February 15, 2026 at 2:45 AM
If the vibe isn’t right, then maybe it’s time for a charge.
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The opposite of serendipitous is godfuckingdamnitous
February 15, 2026 at 3:55 AM
The opposite of serendipitous is godfuckingdamnitous
* noir narrator voice *
In this case, the suspect didn’t bring a weapon.
They brought honesty. Not an exit plan.
Just a badly timed truth.
In 2026, that kind of courage looked suspicious.
In this case, the suspect didn’t bring a weapon.
They brought honesty. Not an exit plan.
Just a badly timed truth.
In 2026, that kind of courage looked suspicious.
February 15, 2026 at 6:04 PM
* noir narrator voice *
In this case, the suspect didn’t bring a weapon.
They brought honesty. Not an exit plan.
Just a badly timed truth.
In 2026, that kind of courage looked suspicious.
In this case, the suspect didn’t bring a weapon.
They brought honesty. Not an exit plan.
Just a badly timed truth.
In 2026, that kind of courage looked suspicious.