Frostbitten Flamingo
@flemtheparrot.bsky.social
Forever hopeful. Seriously uncool. Snoopy is my spirit animal.
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In my experience, a party is simply an invitation to disaster.
—Kate Atkinson, Emotionally Weirx
—Kate Atkinson, Emotionally Weirx
February 15, 2026 at 8:15 PM
In my experience, a party is simply an invitation to disaster.
—Kate Atkinson, Emotionally Weirx
—Kate Atkinson, Emotionally Weirx
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A journey of 5,000 steps begins with a single "I don't wanna!"
February 15, 2026 at 7:09 PM
A journey of 5,000 steps begins with a single "I don't wanna!"
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God bless the Dutch for this
February 15, 2026 at 5:08 PM
God bless the Dutch for this
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If the vibe isn’t right, then maybe it’s time for a charge.
February 15, 2026 at 2:45 AM
If the vibe isn’t right, then maybe it’s time for a charge.
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The opposite of serendipitous is godfuckingdamnitous
February 15, 2026 at 3:55 AM
The opposite of serendipitous is godfuckingdamnitous
* noir narrator voice *
In this case, the suspect didn’t bring a weapon.
They brought honesty. Not an exit plan.
Just a badly timed truth.
In 2026, that kind of courage looked suspicious.
In this case, the suspect didn’t bring a weapon.
They brought honesty. Not an exit plan.
Just a badly timed truth.
In 2026, that kind of courage looked suspicious.
February 15, 2026 at 6:04 PM
* noir narrator voice *
In this case, the suspect didn’t bring a weapon.
They brought honesty. Not an exit plan.
Just a badly timed truth.
In 2026, that kind of courage looked suspicious.
In this case, the suspect didn’t bring a weapon.
They brought honesty. Not an exit plan.
Just a badly timed truth.
In 2026, that kind of courage looked suspicious.
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you like sex AND candy? woah buddy, where do you think we are, amsterdam
February 14, 2026 at 7:35 PM
you like sex AND candy? woah buddy, where do you think we are, amsterdam
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Just tried to type “Disney+” and was accurately corrected to “Dismay+”.
January 30, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Just tried to type “Disney+” and was accurately corrected to “Dismay+”.
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Expectations are a scam fueled by big history
February 15, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Expectations are a scam fueled by big history
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bluesky: the overthinking app
February 15, 2026 at 5:45 AM
bluesky: the overthinking app
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narrow mindedly wide awake
February 15, 2026 at 6:22 AM
narrow mindedly wide awake
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logging on be like
February 14, 2026 at 6:40 PM
logging on be like
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Nothing looks more tiring to me than cross country skiing.
February 14, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Nothing looks more tiring to me than cross country skiing.
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My opinion?
Doesn’t fucking matter honestly.
Doesn’t fucking matter honestly.
February 14, 2026 at 6:06 PM
My opinion?
Doesn’t fucking matter honestly.
Doesn’t fucking matter honestly.
currently in my 'laughing but not because something is funny' era
February 14, 2026 at 6:25 PM
currently in my 'laughing but not because something is funny' era
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Still plenty of time to ruin Valentine's Day.
February 14, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Still plenty of time to ruin Valentine's Day.
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I bedazzled my heart for you. Be mine?
February 14, 2026 at 3:05 PM
I bedazzled my heart for you. Be mine?
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No more feeling anxious about whether the originals of my Woman in Black illustrations are too expensive, I’ve been in such a worrisome mood recently.
I think they’re pretty good value.
This is an unpublished illustration I made.
£100 plus P&P
Email: [email protected] to purchase.
I think they’re pretty good value.
This is an unpublished illustration I made.
£100 plus P&P
Email: [email protected] to purchase.
February 14, 2026 at 3:04 PM
No more feeling anxious about whether the originals of my Woman in Black illustrations are too expensive, I’ve been in such a worrisome mood recently.
I think they’re pretty good value.
This is an unpublished illustration I made.
£100 plus P&P
Email: [email protected] to purchase.
I think they’re pretty good value.
This is an unpublished illustration I made.
£100 plus P&P
Email: [email protected] to purchase.
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It’s very hard to keep getting cooler and sexier year after year, and that’s why I won’t do it
February 14, 2026 at 5:49 AM
It’s very hard to keep getting cooler and sexier year after year, and that’s why I won’t do it
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thinking about cancelling
my subscription to anxiety
my subscription to anxiety
February 13, 2026 at 7:46 PM
thinking about cancelling
my subscription to anxiety
my subscription to anxiety