Frostbitten Flamingo
@flemtheparrot.bsky.social
Forever hopeful. Seriously uncool. Snoopy is my spirit animal.
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Think about all the cool shit we’d have if we weren’t ruled by joyless control freaks
February 17, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Think about all the cool shit we’d have if we weren’t ruled by joyless control freaks
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My debut romance novel, HeartWorms, is about a dashing young man that falls in love with the parasitic worms burrowing through my chest. It is semi-autobiographical so there will likely not be a sequel.
February 17, 2026 at 7:01 AM
My debut romance novel, HeartWorms, is about a dashing young man that falls in love with the parasitic worms burrowing through my chest. It is semi-autobiographical so there will likely not be a sequel.
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I hate very Monday Tuesdays.
February 17, 2026 at 10:54 AM
I hate very Monday Tuesdays.
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Most terrifying things on Earth:
1. Opening the front camera by accident.
2. Saying “you too” when the waiter says “enjoy your meal.”
3. Someone holding the door for you when you’re 40 feet away.
1. Opening the front camera by accident.
2. Saying “you too” when the waiter says “enjoy your meal.”
3. Someone holding the door for you when you’re 40 feet away.
February 17, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Most terrifying things on Earth:
1. Opening the front camera by accident.
2. Saying “you too” when the waiter says “enjoy your meal.”
3. Someone holding the door for you when you’re 40 feet away.
1. Opening the front camera by accident.
2. Saying “you too” when the waiter says “enjoy your meal.”
3. Someone holding the door for you when you’re 40 feet away.
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Roses are red
Vice is inherent
Vice is inherent
February 15, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Roses are red
Vice is inherent
Vice is inherent
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"self-induced trauma"? oh, you mean "paying attention to everything going on in the world"
February 17, 2026 at 5:51 AM
"self-induced trauma"? oh, you mean "paying attention to everything going on in the world"
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Here it is, your moment of zen.
February 17, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Here it is, your moment of zen.
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"are you busy rn?" yes, I'm listening to music.
February 17, 2026 at 3:50 AM
"are you busy rn?" yes, I'm listening to music.
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I have two personalities
February 16, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I have two personalities
Advertise your account with a gif
February 17, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Advertise your account with a gif
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When you think about it, the word ‘grapefruit’ is kinda redundant.
February 16, 2026 at 5:12 PM
When you think about it, the word ‘grapefruit’ is kinda redundant.
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Men only want one thing: to die for the queen and the colony. Oh, wait. Wrong species. Men just really want to make
shit worse
shit worse
February 16, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Men only want one thing: to die for the queen and the colony. Oh, wait. Wrong species. Men just really want to make
shit worse
shit worse
Celebrate your foibles.
February 17, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Celebrate your foibles.
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Bet you wanted to but ya' didn't.
February 17, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Bet you wanted to but ya' didn't.
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could i annoy you just a bit longer
February 17, 2026 at 3:30 AM
could i annoy you just a bit longer
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I need a wise enlightened spiritual master to tell me everything will be alright
February 16, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I need a wise enlightened spiritual master to tell me everything will be alright
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There’s quite a distasteful vibe in some skeets I’ve seen today (derogatory)
Is Mercucio in Gatorade or whatever?
Is Mercucio in Gatorade or whatever?
February 16, 2026 at 6:01 PM
There’s quite a distasteful vibe in some skeets I’ve seen today (derogatory)
Is Mercucio in Gatorade or whatever?
Is Mercucio in Gatorade or whatever?
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You. Me. No destination. Just this.
a black and white photo of a person 's hand reaching out from a car window
Alt: a black and white photo of a person 's hand reaching out from a car window
media.tenor.com
February 16, 2026 at 2:31 PM
You. Me. No destination. Just this.
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I guess I should do something....
*keeps scrolling*
*keeps scrolling*
February 16, 2026 at 2:13 PM
I guess I should do something....
*keeps scrolling*
*keeps scrolling*
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Writing fiction is the exact opposite of a get-rich-quick scheme.
February 16, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Writing fiction is the exact opposite of a get-rich-quick scheme.
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what about this: backwards speed skating
February 16, 2026 at 5:12 PM
what about this: backwards speed skating
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My drafts folder is now my diary.
February 16, 2026 at 5:12 AM
My drafts folder is now my diary.