Frostbitten Flamingo
@flemtheparrot.bsky.social
Forever hopeful. Seriously uncool. Snoopy is my spirit animal.
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I've tried sitting in silence, but my thoughts are really fucking loud.
February 19, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I've tried sitting in silence, but my thoughts are really fucking loud.
The Gen X urge to think sweat dreams are made of these.
The Gen X urge to let you know that everything I do... I do it for you
The Gen X urge to make up your mind, decide to walk with me, around the lake tonight
February 19, 2026 at 5:43 AM
The Gen X urge to think sweat dreams are made of these.
I am an anti-ice account
I am an anti-ice account
I am an anti-ice account
February 19, 2026 at 5:41 AM
I am an anti-ice account
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Neither wild nor crazy, I'm like the mild salsa of people
February 19, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Neither wild nor crazy, I'm like the mild salsa of people
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Another favourite of mine for The Woman in Black that didn’t make the final book.
Chapter Six: The Sound of a Pony and Trap.
Arthur being haunted by the Woman during a restless night.
Image size: 21.2 x 30 cm
£375 plus P&P
Email me at: nicktankardart@gmail.com
Chapter Six: The Sound of a Pony and Trap.
Arthur being haunted by the Woman during a restless night.
Image size: 21.2 x 30 cm
£375 plus P&P
Email me at: nicktankardart@gmail.com
February 18, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Another favourite of mine for The Woman in Black that didn’t make the final book.
Chapter Six: The Sound of a Pony and Trap.
Arthur being haunted by the Woman during a restless night.
Image size: 21.2 x 30 cm
£375 plus P&P
Email me at: nicktankardart@gmail.com
Chapter Six: The Sound of a Pony and Trap.
Arthur being haunted by the Woman during a restless night.
Image size: 21.2 x 30 cm
£375 plus P&P
Email me at: nicktankardart@gmail.com
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How long does it take a Happy Meal to start working?
February 18, 2026 at 7:25 PM
How long does it take a Happy Meal to start working?
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If I’m shitposting instead of doing what I’m supposed to do? What gave me away
February 18, 2026 at 9:30 AM
If I’m shitposting instead of doing what I’m supposed to do? What gave me away
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The Winter Olympics seem pretty easy. Get down that hill? Done
February 12, 2026 at 1:54 PM
The Winter Olympics seem pretty easy. Get down that hill? Done
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I find you less gross than most people
February 18, 2026 at 5:07 PM
I find you less gross than most people
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2026 basically
February 18, 2026 at 4:23 PM
2026 basically
low-key posting on social media for an audience of one while also hoping no dots are connected whatsoever because god forbid I'd communicate like an actual adult
February 18, 2026 at 6:17 PM
low-key posting on social media for an audience of one while also hoping no dots are connected whatsoever because god forbid I'd communicate like an actual adult
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my entire IG algo is videos of Bad Bunny dwerking. maybe the computers do really know me 🥲
February 9, 2026 at 8:53 PM
my entire IG algo is videos of Bad Bunny dwerking. maybe the computers do really know me 🥲
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I’m just here to make the absence grow fonder.
February 18, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I’m just here to make the absence grow fonder.
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If I ever have an out-of-body experience, I’m going to do my best to go back into the body of a much wealthier person.
February 18, 2026 at 1:07 PM
If I ever have an out-of-body experience, I’m going to do my best to go back into the body of a much wealthier person.
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I've already memorized your license plate (flirting)
February 18, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I've already memorized your license plate (flirting)
you call me that again and i'll spank you
February 18, 2026 at 4:16 PM
you call me that again and i'll spank you
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Can you guys just let me embarrass myself online in peace please?
February 18, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Can you guys just let me embarrass myself online in peace please?
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No, I don’t want to attend, but I do want to be invited.
February 18, 2026 at 1:20 PM
No, I don’t want to attend, but I do want to be invited.
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bringing home the gold in being weird and off-putting
February 18, 2026 at 4:47 AM
bringing home the gold in being weird and off-putting
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I dunno people are weird man
February 18, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I dunno people are weird man
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a sneaky way to find out someone’s age is by checking their lunar new year animal
mine shall remain top secret 🤐
mine shall remain top secret 🤐
February 18, 2026 at 3:28 AM
a sneaky way to find out someone’s age is by checking their lunar new year animal
mine shall remain top secret 🤐
mine shall remain top secret 🤐