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Frostbitten Flamingo

@flemtheparrot.bsky.social

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Forever hopeful. Seriously uncool. Snoopy is my spirit animal. Debut novel out on 31 October 2025 https://fleurbenz.nl 🇬🇧🇪🇬

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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · Jun 20

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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 10h

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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 12h

Basically the strongest impact you can have: not be afraid to be yourself and not wear a mask.

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 7d

if you find yourself arguing with yourself from something you said five days ago you’re my kind of people

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⛧ fuckleberry jam ⚢ @ifuckedyr.mom · 14h

get in loser, we're gonna snuggle and watch the rain

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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 13h

😊 I'd like to say you should tell them, but I wouldn't take that advice either.

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Cloud Licker @cloudlicker.bsky.social · 19h

Healing is gradual. It's letting go of the same thing a hundred times.

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surdfish @surdfish.bsky.social · Aug 3

At least you have your hell.

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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 21h

Dying is the easy part. Living while haunted by the ghost of who you could’ve been is where it gets tricky.

Follow me for more uplifting thoughts...

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Dr. Elle, Her Celestial Majesty ✨👑🌌 @abstractica.bsky.social · 21h

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…and you can never know what was in my heart.

— Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Brothers Karamazov
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 23h

I'm at a point in my life where I overestimate people's interest in my perspective.

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 1d

They fixed the sinkhole before I could look in it, story of my life.

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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 23h

Morning.

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SIDE FANGS 🧛‍♀️ @sidebangsmusic.com · 1d

I don’t know what that means and that seems like a good thing

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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 1d

That's the umpteenth ladybird on the window this week. Why though?

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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 1d

I’m not tired, I’m just on low power mode

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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 1d

Time to binge The Netflix

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 1d

*handing out gold star stickers for anyone with independent thinking

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 2d

I bet an octopus would be really good at moon walking if they just applied themselves.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 2d

“It’s not a competition”

- losers

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 2d

Convince your neighbors you own a pet owl by yelling "has anyone seen my pet owl" through their letterbox at 4am

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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 10d

I'll have that lobotomy now, thanks

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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 1d

if hope is a lie im still
happy to be tricked

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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 1d

Them: if they wanted to, they would
Me: I want to and I don’t. Your point being...?

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 2d

I think I missed my true calling as an unnamed tramp in a Charles Dickens novel.

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · Feb 14

Photo of a vintage romance book - a man presses his face to a woman’s ear, the woman is really turned on. A sports car drives in the foreground. Copy and title read:

she wants what every woman wants

Make Little Car Noises in My Ear

Vrrrooom, honk-honk, sca-reeeeetch

By Gorgin Morgeous

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