Frostbitten Flamingo
@flemtheparrot.bsky.social
Forever hopeful. Seriously uncool. Snoopy is my spirit animal.
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I need a wise enlightened spiritual master to tell me everything will be alright
February 16, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I need a wise enlightened spiritual master to tell me everything will be alright
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There’s quite a distasteful vibe in some skeets I’ve seen today (derogatory)
Is Mercucio in Gatorade or whatever?
Is Mercucio in Gatorade or whatever?
February 16, 2026 at 6:01 PM
There’s quite a distasteful vibe in some skeets I’ve seen today (derogatory)
Is Mercucio in Gatorade or whatever?
Is Mercucio in Gatorade or whatever?
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You. Me. No destination. Just this.
a black and white photo of a person 's hand reaching out from a car window
Alt: a black and white photo of a person 's hand reaching out from a car window
media.tenor.com
February 16, 2026 at 2:31 PM
You. Me. No destination. Just this.
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I guess I should do something....
*keeps scrolling*
*keeps scrolling*
February 16, 2026 at 2:13 PM
I guess I should do something....
*keeps scrolling*
*keeps scrolling*
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Writing fiction is the exact opposite of a get-rich-quick scheme.
February 16, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Writing fiction is the exact opposite of a get-rich-quick scheme.
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what about this: backwards speed skating
February 16, 2026 at 5:12 PM
what about this: backwards speed skating
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My drafts folder is now my diary.
February 16, 2026 at 5:12 AM
My drafts folder is now my diary.
What I bring to the table:
- micro-expression decoding
- post-conversation autopsy
- micro-expression decoding
- post-conversation autopsy
February 16, 2026 at 5:16 PM
What I bring to the table:
- micro-expression decoding
- post-conversation autopsy
- micro-expression decoding
- post-conversation autopsy
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They should invent a world that doesn't suck.
February 16, 2026 at 4:18 PM
They should invent a world that doesn't suck.
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I’m handing out apologies this week
let me know if I owe you one
let me know if I owe you one
February 16, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I’m handing out apologies this week
let me know if I owe you one
let me know if I owe you one
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Hoping I haven’t done the stupidest thing I ever did yet because I want something to look forward to.
February 13, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Hoping I haven’t done the stupidest thing I ever did yet because I want something to look forward to.
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Cringe used to be called inspirational in the old days.
February 14, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Cringe used to be called inspirational in the old days.
You live, and you love, and you learn
And you wait, and you hope, and you yearn
And you wait, and you hope, and you yearn
February 16, 2026 at 1:15 PM
You live, and you love, and you learn
And you wait, and you hope, and you yearn
And you wait, and you hope, and you yearn
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Your vaganza is extra.
February 3, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Your vaganza is extra.
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But have you tried raining on someone else’s parade about it
February 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
But have you tried raining on someone else’s parade about it
It's a hard pill to swallow when you have a pretty good idea who this hater is.
February 16, 2026 at 10:26 AM
It's a hard pill to swallow when you have a pretty good idea who this hater is.
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When I'm spelling something out over the phone, I love to use the most ridiculous words possible
O like Octopus
S like Sassafras
D like Diggity
F like Flapjacks
A like Aquanet
B like Balenciaga
O like Octopus
S like Sassafras
D like Diggity
F like Flapjacks
A like Aquanet
B like Balenciaga
February 16, 2026 at 10:06 AM
When I'm spelling something out over the phone, I love to use the most ridiculous words possible
O like Octopus
S like Sassafras
D like Diggity
F like Flapjacks
A like Aquanet
B like Balenciaga
O like Octopus
S like Sassafras
D like Diggity
F like Flapjacks
A like Aquanet
B like Balenciaga
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What will be point that will have been?
February 14, 2026 at 9:16 PM
What will be point that will have been?
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Just saw a post that said one day all that will be left of you is a memory.
Wow. That one landed hard.
Wow. That one landed hard.
February 16, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Just saw a post that said one day all that will be left of you is a memory.
Wow. That one landed hard.
Wow. That one landed hard.
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Be ungovernable, be in love on a Monday.
October 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Be ungovernable, be in love on a Monday.