Frostbitten Flamingo
@flemtheparrot.bsky.social
Forever hopeful. Seriously uncool. Snoopy is my spirit animal.
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my entire IG algo is videos of Bad Bunny dwerking. maybe the computers do really know me 🥲
February 9, 2026 at 8:53 PM
my entire IG algo is videos of Bad Bunny dwerking. maybe the computers do really know me 🥲
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I’m just here to make the absence grow fonder.
February 18, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I’m just here to make the absence grow fonder.
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If I ever have an out-of-body experience, I’m going to do my best to go back into the body of a much wealthier person.
February 18, 2026 at 1:07 PM
If I ever have an out-of-body experience, I’m going to do my best to go back into the body of a much wealthier person.
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I've already memorized your license plate (flirting)
February 18, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I've already memorized your license plate (flirting)
you call me that again and i'll spank you
February 18, 2026 at 4:16 PM
you call me that again and i'll spank you
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Can you guys just let me embarrass myself online in peace please?
February 18, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Can you guys just let me embarrass myself online in peace please?
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No, I don’t want to attend, but I do want to be invited.
February 18, 2026 at 1:20 PM
No, I don’t want to attend, but I do want to be invited.
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bringing home the gold in being weird and off-putting
February 18, 2026 at 4:47 AM
bringing home the gold in being weird and off-putting
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I dunno people are weird man
February 18, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I dunno people are weird man
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a sneaky way to find out someone’s age is by checking their lunar new year animal
mine shall remain top secret 🤐
mine shall remain top secret 🤐
February 18, 2026 at 3:28 AM
a sneaky way to find out someone’s age is by checking their lunar new year animal
mine shall remain top secret 🤐
mine shall remain top secret 🤐
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Just took a personality test and apparently I exhibit the traits of a quaint bookstore on a rainswept cobblestone side street in Edinburgh.
February 18, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Just took a personality test and apparently I exhibit the traits of a quaint bookstore on a rainswept cobblestone side street in Edinburgh.
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Why did you block me, my man. Is it because you do not believe in the magic of parkour?
February 18, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Why did you block me, my man. Is it because you do not believe in the magic of parkour?
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Affectionately calls you a fucker.
February 17, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Affectionately calls you a fucker.
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nice heights bro, be a real shame if someone… wuthered them
February 18, 2026 at 3:59 AM
nice heights bro, be a real shame if someone… wuthered them
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Ah yes, the new year in the Chinese zodiac.
February 16, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Ah yes, the new year in the Chinese zodiac.
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Roses are red
Dogs have bad breath
Dogs have bad breath
February 17, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Roses are red
Dogs have bad breath
Dogs have bad breath
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Silence burning on your tongue
February 17, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Silence burning on your tongue
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who up dillying they dally
February 17, 2026 at 12:26 PM
who up dillying they dally
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up unnecessarily early with unnecessary thoughts
February 17, 2026 at 10:41 AM
up unnecessarily early with unnecessary thoughts
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Think about all the cool shit we’d have if we weren’t ruled by joyless control freaks
February 17, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Think about all the cool shit we’d have if we weren’t ruled by joyless control freaks
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My debut romance novel, HeartWorms, is about a dashing young man that falls in love with the parasitic worms burrowing through my chest. It is semi-autobiographical so there will likely not be a sequel.
February 17, 2026 at 7:01 AM
My debut romance novel, HeartWorms, is about a dashing young man that falls in love with the parasitic worms burrowing through my chest. It is semi-autobiographical so there will likely not be a sequel.