Icarus Q. Dumpsterfire
@pluperfectidiot.bsky.social
41. Just try to have fun out there. You & your neuroses. Midwest dude MO w WI roots
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Sacrificing myself on the alter of science to the gods of FA & FO
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Who up moistening their turkey?
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Who up moistening their turkey?
Debating whether or not to take an early morning dip in Lake Michigan just to feel something... er, I guess, freeze something
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Debating whether or not to take an early morning dip in Lake Michigan just to feel something... er, I guess, freeze something
I'm part fluffy comforter, part heater, and part headrest. All comes with the standard model Icarus.
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I'm part fluffy comforter, part heater, and part headrest. All comes with the standard model Icarus.
Back in the ol' stomping grounds for the next couple of days. I may start sounding like Charlie Berens by the time Saturday rolls around. That Wisconsin/Yooper accent doesn't stick around too long, thankfully.
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Back in the ol' stomping grounds for the next couple of days. I may start sounding like Charlie Berens by the time Saturday rolls around. That Wisconsin/Yooper accent doesn't stick around too long, thankfully.
Behold the majesty of Mars Cheese Castle. And the haul of cheese curd mozzarella whips, and Spotted Cow.
November 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Behold the majesty of Mars Cheese Castle. And the haul of cheese curd mozzarella whips, and Spotted Cow.
Gridlock near O'Hare
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Gridlock near O'Hare
Windy day out today
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Windy day out today
Next up: open.spotify.com/track/6lFUdR...
Follow You
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November 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Next up: open.spotify.com/track/6lFUdR...
*hair flip*
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
*hair flip*
I'm already stuck in traffic 5 minutes in to IL. Could be a long day.
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I'm already stuck in traffic 5 minutes in to IL. Could be a long day.
Fitting road trip music open.spotify.com/track/3bwAS8...
I Am the Highway
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November 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Fitting road trip music open.spotify.com/track/3bwAS8...
I am hitting up your metalcore playlist hard today, @deviwestside.bsky.social this is gonna get me through the drive for sure
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I am hitting up your metalcore playlist hard today, @deviwestside.bsky.social this is gonna get me through the drive for sure
Strategic stop number 1: get enough gas to get past Chicago and up to Mars Cheese Castle. ✅️ on my way. Next update somewhere in the bowels of southern Illinois.
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Strategic stop number 1: get enough gas to get past Chicago and up to Mars Cheese Castle. ✅️ on my way. Next update somewhere in the bowels of southern Illinois.
I don't wish travel on I-55 N through IL on anybody. It's worse than watching paint dry and requires an extra dose of caffeine to survive. Taking one for the team today lol
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I don't wish travel on I-55 N through IL on anybody. It's worse than watching paint dry and requires an extra dose of caffeine to survive. Taking one for the team today lol
I'm sure there's at least one person who wants to keep me company today, virtually. Seven hours through parts of three states. Leaving mid-morning, hopefully I beat the snow there.
kermit the frog and fozzie bear are driving a car and saying `` road trip ! ''
Alt: kermit the frog and fozzie bear are driving a car and saying `` road trip ! ''
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November 26, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I'm sure there's at least one person who wants to keep me company today, virtually. Seven hours through parts of three states. Leaving mid-morning, hopefully I beat the snow there.
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I haven't taken a long (more than 3 hours) solo road trip since 2020. Hopefully, tomorrow goes off without a hitch, and I'll be in southeast Wisconsin ready to skeet it up by dinner time.
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I haven't taken a long (more than 3 hours) solo road trip since 2020. Hopefully, tomorrow goes off without a hitch, and I'll be in southeast Wisconsin ready to skeet it up by dinner time.
"Not too much wine" doesn't have a defined quantity, does it?
November 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
"Not too much wine" doesn't have a defined quantity, does it?
A sea of blankets and pillows could fix me
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
A sea of blankets and pillows could fix me
All I want right now is a dirty soda, some snacks, and a place to kick back and vibe to some music with my favorite person
November 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
All I want right now is a dirty soda, some snacks, and a place to kick back and vibe to some music with my favorite person
If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
Grappling with a little pre-holiday anxiety. Maybe I should just put a little gravy on it and power through
November 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Grappling with a little pre-holiday anxiety. Maybe I should just put a little gravy on it and power through
Stocking up on Raspberry Cream Ghost for my 7-hour road trip into snow tomorrow
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Stocking up on Raspberry Cream Ghost for my 7-hour road trip into snow tomorrow
Less than 24 hours until the weekend begins. I think I can make it.
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Less than 24 hours until the weekend begins. I think I can make it.
I'm like human glitter. Play with me once, and you'll never get rid of me
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I'm like human glitter. Play with me once, and you'll never get rid of me