Icarus Q. Dumpsterfire
@pluperfectidiot.bsky.social
41. Just try to have fun out there. You & your neuroses. Midwest dude MO w WI roots
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Pinned
Sacrificing myself on the alter of science to the gods of FA & FO
I'm sure there's at least one person who wants to keep me company today, virtually. Seven hours through parts of three states. Leaving mid-morning, hopefully I beat the snow there.
kermit the frog and fozzie bear are driving a car and saying `` road trip ! ''
Alt: kermit the frog and fozzie bear are driving a car and saying `` road trip ! ''
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November 26, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I'm sure there's at least one person who wants to keep me company today, virtually. Seven hours through parts of three states. Leaving mid-morning, hopefully I beat the snow there.
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I haven't taken a long (more than 3 hours) solo road trip since 2020. Hopefully, tomorrow goes off without a hitch, and I'll be in southeast Wisconsin ready to skeet it up by dinner time.
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I haven't taken a long (more than 3 hours) solo road trip since 2020. Hopefully, tomorrow goes off without a hitch, and I'll be in southeast Wisconsin ready to skeet it up by dinner time.
"Not too much wine" doesn't have a defined quantity, does it?
November 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
"Not too much wine" doesn't have a defined quantity, does it?
A sea of blankets and pillows could fix me
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
A sea of blankets and pillows could fix me
All I want right now is a dirty soda, some snacks, and a place to kick back and vibe to some music with my favorite person
November 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
All I want right now is a dirty soda, some snacks, and a place to kick back and vibe to some music with my favorite person
If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
Grappling with a little pre-holiday anxiety. Maybe I should just put a little gravy on it and power through
November 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Grappling with a little pre-holiday anxiety. Maybe I should just put a little gravy on it and power through
Stocking up on Raspberry Cream Ghost for my 7-hour road trip into snow tomorrow
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Stocking up on Raspberry Cream Ghost for my 7-hour road trip into snow tomorrow
Less than 24 hours until the weekend begins. I think I can make it.
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Less than 24 hours until the weekend begins. I think I can make it.
I'm like human glitter. Play with me once, and you'll never get rid of me
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I'm like human glitter. Play with me once, and you'll never get rid of me
If I could just make certain parts of my life go faster, I could finally focus on what really matters
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
If I could just make certain parts of my life go faster, I could finally focus on what really matters
I accidentally liked my own skeet and my life flashed before my eyes
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I accidentally liked my own skeet and my life flashed before my eyes
Turkey gravy Slip 'n Slide into a swimming pool full of mashed potatoes. If you're gonna swing, swing for the fences
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Turkey gravy Slip 'n Slide into a swimming pool full of mashed potatoes. If you're gonna swing, swing for the fences
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I want everyone to find happiness. Everyone.
Just not at my expense. Still. Best of luck, What Coulda Been.
Just not at my expense. Still. Best of luck, What Coulda Been.
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I want everyone to find happiness. Everyone.
Just not at my expense. Still. Best of luck, What Coulda Been.
Just not at my expense. Still. Best of luck, What Coulda Been.
"Yes, please add a political comment to my shitpost." If I ever say this in earnest, Old Yeller me in the back yard.
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
"Yes, please add a political comment to my shitpost." If I ever say this in earnest, Old Yeller me in the back yard.
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A turducken,
but it’s croissant, bear claw, cinnamon roll.
but it’s croissant, bear claw, cinnamon roll.
February 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
A turducken,
but it’s croissant, bear claw, cinnamon roll.
but it’s croissant, bear claw, cinnamon roll.
Tom Hanks branded drum kits called Hanks' Toms
Tom Hanks branded weiners called Hanks’ Franks
Tom Hanks branded steaks called Tom’s Flanks
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Tom Hanks branded drum kits called Hanks' Toms
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Running on iced coffee and delusion today. Heavy on the delusion
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Running on iced coffee and delusion today. Heavy on the delusion
Tom Hanks branded form-fitting undergarments called Hanks' Spanx
Tom Hanks branded weiners called Hanks’ Franks
Tom Hanks branded steaks called Tom’s Flanks
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Tom Hanks branded form-fitting undergarments called Hanks' Spanx
Following a trail of Flamin' Hot Funyuns to your heart
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Following a trail of Flamin' Hot Funyuns to your heart
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The difference in being a *giggle* asshole and a genuine asshole lies a wide gap indeed.
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
The difference in being a *giggle* asshole and a genuine asshole lies a wide gap indeed.
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i don’t mean to be rude, but - if we’re not having fun, what the fuck are we even doing?
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
i don’t mean to be rude, but - if we’re not having fun, what the fuck are we even doing?
Window-flavored delights today
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Window-flavored delights today
Cause of death?
*slow drag on a cigarette*
Party... in the USA
*slow drag on a cigarette*
Party... in the USA
Cause of death?
*slow drag on a cigarette*
Groove...in the heart
*slow drag on a cigarette*
Groove...in the heart
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Cause of death?
*slow drag on a cigarette*
Party... in the USA
*slow drag on a cigarette*
Party... in the USA