Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire
@pluperfectidiot.bsky.social
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41. Just try to have fun out there. You & your neuroses. Midwest dude MO w WI roots Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaac2375gp5ug Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaafdfixpulmc
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pluperfectidiot.bsky.social
Sacrificing myself on the alter of science to the gods of FA & FO
pluperfectidiot.bsky.social
Ok but like, I'll repost when it is, too 😊😊😊
pluperfectidiot.bsky.social
Ok. I'm gonna start a new wave of shitposters here, because I ain't leaving. Everyone who wants in on this, give me a follow
pluperfectidiot.bsky.social
Guitar, piano and trumpet and I dabble in mandolin. I wasn't in any bands. Unless you count the marching band at the University of Wisconsin.
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lockwilford.com
Now quit your whining before I turn this car around
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we settled on this shit app after the last shit app, I'll be damned if I move to another shit app
pluperfectidiot.bsky.social
And my beats hit the streets with the subharmonics.
pluperfectidiot.bsky.social
Fuck yeah. I'm not going anywhere. If I have to carry the shitposter mantle here, I better get my 15K followers like yesterday, God dammit.
pluperfectidiot.bsky.social
I'm no ghost but I'll do the best I can in his place.
pluperfectidiot.bsky.social
I'm counting on it ☺️☺️☺️
pluperfectidiot.bsky.social
Ok, that's a whole other level! Now I really gotta be there!
pluperfectidiot.bsky.social
I'M not gonna replace those shitposters. Could you imagine? *shudder*
pluperfectidiot.bsky.social
Dude, still getting the bouncy castle, right?
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deviwestside.bsky.social
You guys, I had, like, a really big secret I was going to tell everyone on October 18 but now everyone is missing out
pluperfectidiot.bsky.social
Damn, better lock that shit down. Like you wanna remove it, you're gonna need a torch and a crowbar, bitches.
pluperfectidiot.bsky.social
Mastodon feels so clunky and dated and siloed and just... ick.
pluperfectidiot.bsky.social
Ok y'all need to come back. This place is like a ghost town.
pluperfectidiot.bsky.social
So who was gonna tell me that a Korean corn dog could just be battered deep fried cheese on a stick? I feel like this has flown under the radar for too long, and so, true to form, it was part of dinner tonight. Whoever hid this from me, I'm writing you out of my will.