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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire

@pluperfectidiot.bsky.social

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41. Just try to have fun out there. You & your neuroses. Midwest dude MO w WI roots Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaac2375gp5ug Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaafdfixpulmc

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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · Jul 24

Sacrificing myself on the alter of science to the gods of FA & FO

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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 1h

I would. Without question. I mean, what was the question again?

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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 1h

At some point, I will merge with the bed here, and modern engineering will have to find a solution to get me upright and moving again

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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 2h

The skeet workshop in my mind has a bunch of secondhand tools and not enough materials to construct a functional skeet, but hey... come back here, you!

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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 2h

This sounds insanely appealing. Sign me up!

Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 2h

Mine put its phone on DND, left some particularly crass OOO messages on their email, and left no forwarding mail address

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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 3h

No comment.

Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 3h

a cartoon of homer simpson and lisa simpson saying i 'm not state

Alt: Lisa Simpson saying "I'm not state, I'm a monster!"

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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 4h

Giving me Lisa Simpson "Floreda" vibes

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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 4h

And now I'm commenting to myself, man, who is this loser?

Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 4h

Because if Im wrong about that, I'm gonna be so embarrassed

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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 5h

So, I'm gonna be totally self-conscious for the next five minutes, just to get it out of my system. That works, right?

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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 5h

Didn't you park it in two weeks ago?

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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 6h

Spotify: your afternoon daylist is Top Pop Hits of today

Me: READ THE FUCKING ROOM

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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 6h

My cooking is like an R&D chemistry lab, but with fewer experimental dead-ends and more "look, I know how to do this shit without a recipe, step aside and watch this."

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Reverie 💀🕯️ @augustreverie.bsky.social · 8h

I’m a little bit more dead inside. Hopefully, it’ll make me funnier

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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 7h

I might have already destroyed them through all means currently available to me. They've been triturated and vaporized, and you'll only get particulates of them floating on the wind now

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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 7h

We're not talking about the plant any more, I assume?

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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 8h

Tastes like torture and Windex

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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 8h

Good to pitch in the trash.

Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 8h

I am in need of a back rub and a drink. I will successfully obtain one of these in less than 4 hours

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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 8h

Jelly Belly trying to mess my snacking experience up with Black Licorice and Tutti Fruiti, gtfo with those garbage flavors

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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 8h

Definitely feel like the workplace therapist today, like "tell me about what's working and what's not, and remember this is anonymous so there will be no blowback" or "how do you feel your working relationships with the other departments are going? What would make it better?" The answers I get 🤣

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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 9h

This buzzsaw is actually very slimming, it's a wonder I haven't run into it before.

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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 10h

Honk my nose slowly and call me a bad clown

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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 10h

I'm gonna hold my next set of interviews as Beaker and see how people respond. I make things fun or I get bored, that's just how I operate.

a stuffed animal with red hair says beaker intensifies in yellow

Alt: a stuffed animal with red hair says beaker intensifies in yellow

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