Melicious
@honeybadgermel.bsky.social
Thinks too much, talks too little. Born a gold rush saloon owner in the age of technology. Go figure...
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Apathy is so yesterday. Get with the times people.
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Soaking in rice up to my neck will hopefully fix me.
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Soaking in rice up to my neck will hopefully fix me.
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I'm the kind that'll love you in every lifetime
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I'm the kind that'll love you in every lifetime
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Anyone else just want to hike to the top of a mountain and scream:
"WHAT-THE-FUCK-EVERRRRRR!!!!!"
?? Just me ??
"WHAT-THE-FUCK-EVERRRRRR!!!!!"
?? Just me ??
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Anyone else just want to hike to the top of a mountain and scream:
"WHAT-THE-FUCK-EVERRRRRR!!!!!"
?? Just me ??
"WHAT-THE-FUCK-EVERRRRRR!!!!!"
?? Just me ??
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I keep slipping through the multiverse and landing weird
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I keep slipping through the multiverse and landing weird
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Throws my moral compass into the ocean
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Throws my moral compass into the ocean
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(me, who never even leaves the house) i could be a space pirate
November 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
(me, who never even leaves the house) i could be a space pirate
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My daughter’s 4th grade class is absolutely Ruthless.
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
My daughter’s 4th grade class is absolutely Ruthless.
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ive never really liked religion its a little too gaudy for me
November 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
ive never really liked religion its a little too gaudy for me
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I've been married long enough to know that healthy communication is only for divorced people.
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I've been married long enough to know that healthy communication is only for divorced people.
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Hey, let's go for a walk in the woods. It's only -11°C.
#Photography.
#Photography.
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Hey, let's go for a walk in the woods. It's only -11°C.
#Photography.
#Photography.
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Me: *shaking my head in disgust and waving my hand dismissively* Oh no. No no no. This won't do at all. Remove it from my presence and never mention it again.
Wednesday:
Wednesday:
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Me: *shaking my head in disgust and waving my hand dismissively* Oh no. No no no. This won't do at all. Remove it from my presence and never mention it again.
Wednesday:
Wednesday:
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Indiana Jones and the Melancholic Temperament
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Indiana Jones and the Melancholic Temperament
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Cute. You’re confusing loud angry and aggressive opinions with self-awareness. They’re not the same. Far from woke bro.
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Cute. You’re confusing loud angry and aggressive opinions with self-awareness. They’re not the same. Far from woke bro.
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The working classes are cursed to forever carry the ghosts of the rich on their backs
November 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The working classes are cursed to forever carry the ghosts of the rich on their backs
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According to anxiety, you need to hurry up and get ready for something that will never happen.
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
According to anxiety, you need to hurry up and get ready for something that will never happen.
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Skip the bullshit.
Inject your turkey with Heroin
Inject your turkey with Heroin
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Skip the bullshit.
Inject your turkey with Heroin
Inject your turkey with Heroin
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Rusty would like to play.
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Rusty would like to play.
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Am I being too obvious if I show up for Thanksgiving dinner carrying empty Tupperware and a box of Ziploc bags?
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Am I being too obvious if I show up for Thanksgiving dinner carrying empty Tupperware and a box of Ziploc bags?
I'll never matter much to many, so I make sure I mean something to myself.
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I'll never matter much to many, so I make sure I mean something to myself.
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*takes a leaf blower to my thoughts
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
*takes a leaf blower to my thoughts
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I opened the fridge door once again looking for enlightenment.
Nope. I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.
Nope. I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I opened the fridge door once again looking for enlightenment.
Nope. I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.
Nope. I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.
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At least now I have the opportunity to try and blame my bankruptcy and poverty on him, and not my own deeply personal bad decisions.
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
At least now I have the opportunity to try and blame my bankruptcy and poverty on him, and not my own deeply personal bad decisions.
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I absolutely insist you love me forever.
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I absolutely insist you love me forever.
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In certain age you can't trust farts and feelings.
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 AM
In certain age you can't trust farts and feelings.