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Bigthinkingcap
@bigthinkingcap.bsky.social
Laugh because we must survive

2012 Twinkie disappearance Survivor. Autistic. 🚫H8. Proud scar wearer. Widow. Elle

Poetry #brokenpoet is copyrighted .. Silliness,nah

My skeets👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mwuc3n3ghz2fhetzkhiwswcm/feed/aaao3ktlhor3q
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Ooo America you in trouble girl
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this timeline is past it's expiry date I demand a refund
November 18, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Starting an Adults Only Alt where I talk about mature themes such as: debt management, the joys of a well ironed shirt collar, and how to choose socks. I'll also read aloud from the works of Robert Frost and Emily Dickinson. DM for link
November 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Explaining to the new mom that her baby is probably crying because it needs more Red Bull
November 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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I will punch the next person who tells me it’s called Istanbul and not Constantinople.

I have a date in Constantinople.
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Drugs, sex, and violence, in excess isn’t gonna but maybe,.. could fix me.
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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*dabs a little beer behind my ears before I go out*
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Nothing like looking at different screens after a hard day of looking at screens
November 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Close encounters with a big red. In Australia that's just a kangaroo.
November 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Her: do you like The Beatles?
Me: Ellen or Rigby is my favorite song
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Feeling seen (being left on read)
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Before you put raisins in anything tomorrow, just don’t.
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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This year I will be fighting seasonal depression by engaging in fun winter hobbies such as complaining about the cold and drinking red wine
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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*casually driving through a shit storm bc the world has made me this way*
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Who the fuck can afford to have thanksgiving?
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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You think I’d leave your side, baby
You know me better than that..
🖤
Sade - By Your Side - Official - 2000
YouTube video by SadeVEVO
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November 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Tell me you love me, say I’m the only one.. 🎶
November 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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"Angry. Angry young man."
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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I have to be somewhere in 20mins. Guess I should get dressed.
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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sometimes i wish i could stop talking when i'm in the middle of talking but i never can
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Cleaning out that turkey cavity turned out to be a bigger chore than I expected.

Chasing the turkey was a big problem too. Next year, I'm going to kill it first.
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Seasoning, a roasting bag, and flipping that bird breasts-side down to keep things juicy and delicious.

You can do this for turkey, too.
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Soylent Green is a Christmas movie!!!
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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I've gone from loving to grab a drink at the bar to loving the grab bar in my bathroom.
November 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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get over her

-mk’s scorpion as a therapist
November 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM