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Bigthinkingcap
@bigthinkingcap.bsky.social
Laugh because we must survive

2012 Twinkie disappearance Survivor
Autistic
Proud scar wearer
Widow.Elle

Poetry #brokenpoet is copyrighted

My skeets👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mwuc3n3ghz2fhetzkhiwswcm/feed/aaao3ktlhor3q
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CAN YOU SMELL THE OIL,Clarice ?

(Venezuela war crimes)
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Hey. I love you.
October 1, 2023 at 7:18 PM
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Not going to lie,this dystopian diet is the end all,Clarence

I love you man

You’re an hallucination aren’t you Clarence
August 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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yeah well, between disassociation and existential dread I keep pretty busy
December 4, 2024 at 4:26 AM
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im already over tomorrow
January 14, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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Sit back and relax an easy calm way to start your day
January 9, 2026 at 12:18 PM
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"Checking to see if the basement's haunted." Is an odd way to say I need a colonoscopy.
January 9, 2026 at 7:03 AM
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This. 🔥🔥
January 9, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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Oh FFS you can stop replying to posts you like with some variation of “This!” Just go ahead and hit the like button you weirdo
January 9, 2026 at 3:51 PM
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I cook with a tray of deck screws in my oven, and if anyone asks why, I will act like they’re the weird one.
January 11, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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If after you sing the initial "Wanted" from Bon Jovi's "Wanted Dead or Alive" and they don't sing "Wanted" in response, they're just not that into you.
January 12, 2026 at 4:26 PM
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I’m here to shitpost and eschew bubble gum and the bubble gum has already been muted
January 14, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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If we're all just saying obvious shit now, I don't think we should have to pay for every channel separately.
January 14, 2026 at 2:49 AM
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best allemande by a long shot imho, wish I had six strings though; what’s your favorite allemande?
January 14, 2026 at 2:51 AM
They want to light the match
You best bring the fucking petrol,baby
January 14, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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What's the difference between most of us and Donald Trump?

When someone screams "pedophile protector," most of us know it's not directed at us.
January 14, 2026 at 2:42 AM
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I had sort of given up mentioning it, since if people/orgs were still there they had clearly decided there WAS no line, but, well, imagine navigating to x dot com in 2026 and typing out your little thoughts and pressing post. What is wrong with your brain that lets you do that.
January 14, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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don't forget to live and 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚
January 14, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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Remember to go outside and touch ass.

*Paper slides to burrito*

That doesn't make any sense why would I touch grass when I could touch ass. I don't get humans.
January 14, 2026 at 12:28 AM
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I’m gonna need some stronger weed to make it through his year.
January 13, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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sorry about the helium shortage i’m trying to get my yurt to the moon
January 13, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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Picked up a package from the porch for my daughter and it was labeled “For Your Eyes Only”. I thought why would you ask your mother to collect your sex toys? So relieved to find out it was contacts.
January 13, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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Sit with me
as the sun goes down
January 13, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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looking for the kind of fun
people pretend they have
January 13, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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I need 56, 382 forehead kisses to unlock my blerr powers
January 13, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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it would be TERRIBLE if people started throwing water balloons at ice agents instead of snowballs when it’s going to be below zero. that would be awful.
January 13, 2026 at 11:54 PM