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Amanda
@hellomanders.bsky.social
She/Her. Butch lesbian. I like music from the 60s and movies from the 70s.

ALT
pfp: Joan Crawford with her hair in a braided bun and a cigarette in her hand.
Banner: “Judith slaying Holofernes”
Pinned
wearing this to jury duty
if not gestapo, why gestapo shaped?
January 11, 2026 at 3:00 PM
slow blink saturday with walter
January 10, 2026 at 5:37 PM
maladroit in milwaukee
Vibin’ in Virginia
Tootin' in Tennessee 💨
January 10, 2026 at 3:47 PM
when you like & comment excessively but then block me all within two minutes, the gemini in me needs to know which one did it.
January 10, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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One of my personal criteria is the ability to process nuance. If no, block immediately and move on.
January 9, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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many rich people lost their minds because social media let proles tell them they sucked
January 9, 2026 at 10:22 PM
the half-life of grief is endless
January 10, 2026 at 12:02 PM
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if olive garden really thought i was family they wouldn’t offer me never-ending pasta because “you won’t find someone to love you if you’re fat, rebecca”
January 6, 2026 at 3:03 PM
anyone else feel like we’re being governed by libsoftiktok?
January 9, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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Time for a few laughs.✌️

youtu.be/saoZjwf7Mfo?...
Best of Mitch Hedberg
YouTube video by Maya Colen
youtu.be
January 9, 2026 at 4:06 PM
gonna go rewatch red dawn for no particular reason.
January 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
i hate the government so much rn that i can’t stop buying shoes. terrible coping mechanism when you’re a poor.
January 9, 2026 at 3:41 PM
is there going to be another heavens gate away team? put me in, coach.
a bald man is standing in front of a curtain and says hello and welcome .
Alt: a bald man is standing in front of a curtain and says hello and welcome. it’s the cult leader for heavens gate.
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2026 at 11:23 AM
any man reaches into my car, you betcha I’m hitting the gas.
January 9, 2026 at 11:16 AM
it’s a good day to abolish homeland security
January 9, 2026 at 10:55 AM
I am very tired, very stomachy & hate nearly the whole world.
January 8, 2026 at 11:30 AM
today I can say with utmost sincerely that I do not care that my brother has ghosted me. he’s incredibly unwell. I don’t think he will last long on his own & will end up homeless. I mean, that bums me out for him but I’ve done what I could.
January 7, 2026 at 5:05 PM
right in the guts
I'm mad about how fast my life went from MySpace to MyChart.
January 7, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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Like a kissing booth, but I punch you in the nuts and you pay me in cocaine.
December 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Keeping my circle so small that eventually it will wrap around my neck and kill me
January 6, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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Shark movie trailer: Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water…

Me, who’s afraid of everything: I can honestly say I never thought that.
January 4, 2026 at 10:32 AM
going to visit my octogenarian bff today for cigarettes, coffee & gossip

istg it’s still the 70s over there
January 5, 2026 at 11:39 AM
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abolish the fda
retvrn to tradition
January 4, 2026 at 4:56 PM
the great space coaster ✨
What tv show y’all used to wake up to get ready for school?
January 4, 2026 at 1:36 PM
going to have coffee with my old therapist today & I’m so grateful for this continued relationship in its new manifestation.
January 4, 2026 at 1:26 PM