Amanda
@hellomanders.bsky.social
She/Her. Butch lesbian. I like music from the 60s and movies from the 70s.
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pfp: Joan Crawford with her hair in a braided bun and a cigarette in her hand.
Banner: “Judith slaying Holofernes”
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pfp: Joan Crawford with her hair in a braided bun and a cigarette in her hand.
Banner: “Judith slaying Holofernes”
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Tom Hanks branded steaks called Tom’s Flanks
Tom Hanks branded hair extensions called Tom’s Hanks o’ Hair
Tom Hanks branded Japanese bread crumbs called Hanky’s Pankies
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Tom Hanks branded steaks called Tom’s Flanks
panic attack! at the ikea!
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
panic attack! at the ikea!
my FIL caretaker sent a picture of her sisters miscarried baby in a basket with flowers. I feel like that should’ve come with a trigger or content warning (if it should’ve been sent at all). y’all is that something people do? I can’t really get the image out of my head. ick.
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
my FIL caretaker sent a picture of her sisters miscarried baby in a basket with flowers. I feel like that should’ve come with a trigger or content warning (if it should’ve been sent at all). y’all is that something people do? I can’t really get the image out of my head. ick.
shopping for a dining room table and chairs sounds like a fun domestic activity until you realize they all suck and so does everything in your house.
*perimenopause, y’all.
*perimenopause, y’all.
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
shopping for a dining room table and chairs sounds like a fun domestic activity until you realize they all suck and so does everything in your house.
*perimenopause, y’all.
*perimenopause, y’all.
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What a time to be alive (derogatory)
July 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
What a time to be alive (derogatory)
who would block me immediately after I post a picture of my cat?
I want to fight them.
I want to fight them.
November 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
who would block me immediately after I post a picture of my cat?
I want to fight them.
I want to fight them.
scott bessent makes me feel like a genius.
I don’t want to feel smarter than my government.
I don’t want to feel smarter than my government.
November 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
scott bessent makes me feel like a genius.
I don’t want to feel smarter than my government.
I don’t want to feel smarter than my government.
more of edgar claiming walter
November 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
more of edgar claiming walter
my brother who has been staying with me for nearly two months is moving out. he’s incapable of saying “thank you”. It’s tests my limits, but I also know it comes from deep shame so I’m trying to give him some grace.
Anyway, HELL YEAH I have my house back!
Anyway, HELL YEAH I have my house back!
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a white board with the letter g on it
Alt: a man in a suit and tie throws his hands up with the words GTFO!
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
my brother who has been staying with me for nearly two months is moving out. he’s incapable of saying “thank you”. It’s tests my limits, but I also know it comes from deep shame so I’m trying to give him some grace.
Anyway, HELL YEAH I have my house back!
Anyway, HELL YEAH I have my house back!
who wants some bebes for caturday?
walter & edgar
walter & edgar
November 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
who wants some bebes for caturday?
walter & edgar
walter & edgar
the errant thread in a persian rug is for good luck ✨
November 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
the errant thread in a persian rug is for good luck ✨
geez louise, another vet visit. this time for bernadette peters. she’s doing well now, though.
November 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
geez louise, another vet visit. this time for bernadette peters. she’s doing well now, though.
if you see this, quote post the energy you bring to bluesky:
November 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
if you see this, quote post the energy you bring to bluesky:
*first day as a drug dealer*
using any coupons today?
using any coupons today?
*First day as a drug dealer*: " condiments are on the table over there"
*First day as a drug dealer*: "is Pepsi ok?
November 20, 2025 at 1:20 PM
*first day as a drug dealer*
using any coupons today?
using any coupons today?
me, running away from my problems
November 20, 2025 at 11:32 AM
me, running away from my problems
I’ll be spending the day after thanksgiving with my sister with whom I’ve been estranged for nearly two decades. I’m really only doing this for my neices who I adore. Already gathering my soul armor, though.
November 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I’ll be spending the day after thanksgiving with my sister with whom I’ve been estranged for nearly two decades. I’m really only doing this for my neices who I adore. Already gathering my soul armor, though.
currently watching squirrels gather leaves to build their nests in the trees which naturally leads me to the question what am I doing with my life?
November 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
currently watching squirrels gather leaves to build their nests in the trees which naturally leads me to the question what am I doing with my life?
sweet baby walter doesn’t feel well
November 19, 2025 at 4:05 PM
sweet baby walter doesn’t feel well
I had to google vgen if that tells you anything, but if you’re an artist doing art I’m proud of you.
Alright fam, I need y'all to pucker up and work your magic. I am trying to get a Vgen code. In order to do that, I need this post to get 100 likes and 20 RTs. Help this gooner out, pretty please, with sugar on top? 😁 .I want to get on VGen! #VGenCode
November 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I had to google vgen if that tells you anything, but if you’re an artist doing art I’m proud of you.
whenever great leader says “transgender for everyone” I think, what a beautiful world that would be.
November 19, 2025 at 12:06 PM
whenever great leader says “transgender for everyone” I think, what a beautiful world that would be.
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"Leave the door open for the unknown, the door into the dark. That's where the most important things come from..." (Rebecca Solnit)
November 19, 2025 at 11:19 AM
"Leave the door open for the unknown, the door into the dark. That's where the most important things come from..." (Rebecca Solnit)
some days I’m surprised my therapist hasn’t turned me in 🚔
November 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
some days I’m surprised my therapist hasn’t turned me in 🚔
post with a song you can’t hear without thinking of a movie it was in
tequila, the champs
tequila, the champs
November 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
post with a song you can’t hear without thinking of a movie it was in
tequila, the champs
tequila, the champs
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Another brief moment of calm in a way to chaotic world. Be kind always, humans 🌊🌊
November 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Another brief moment of calm in a way to chaotic world. Be kind always, humans 🌊🌊