B 🐝
@vtbee80.bsky.social
she/her/hers
queer 🏳️🌈
always awkward. usually quiet. sometimes funny. probably hungry.
avi by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wvt2kn37a4ln5hy7etrornfz/feed/aaak67arhxfbm
queer 🏳️🌈
always awkward. usually quiet. sometimes funny. probably hungry.
avi by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wvt2kn37a4ln5hy7etrornfz/feed/aaak67arhxfbm
Pinned
B 🐝
@vtbee80.bsky.social
· Jan 27
me (drunk, taking off my top): draw me like one of your french girls
caricature artist at six flags: ma’am you need to leave the park immediately
caricature artist at six flags: ma’am you need to leave the park immediately
Reposted by B 🐝
Low-hanging fruit? Please don't talk about my boobs
January 10, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Low-hanging fruit? Please don't talk about my boobs
slightly diminish a band:
Toad the Moist Sprocket
Toad the Moist Sprocket
Slightly diminish a band:
Upset Femmes
Upset Femmes
Slightly diminish a band:
regular tramp
regular tramp
January 10, 2026 at 3:20 PM
slightly diminish a band:
Toad the Moist Sprocket
Toad the Moist Sprocket
Reposted by B 🐝
they should invent a USA with checks and balances
January 3, 2026 at 9:07 PM
they should invent a USA with checks and balances
i wanted hash browns with my egg sandwich this morning but i don’t have any potatoes so i ate cookies instead, because sometimes you just have to improvise
January 10, 2026 at 2:19 PM
i wanted hash browns with my egg sandwich this morning but i don’t have any potatoes so i ate cookies instead, because sometimes you just have to improvise
Reposted by B 🐝
you can’t look yet i’m still working on it (my life)
January 10, 2026 at 1:16 PM
you can’t look yet i’m still working on it (my life)
Reposted by B 🐝
I always look up to people, I’m 5 feet tall.
January 9, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I always look up to people, I’m 5 feet tall.
Reposted by B 🐝
Awake at 5:30am on a Saturday. Wonderful.
January 10, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Awake at 5:30am on a Saturday. Wonderful.
Reposted by B 🐝
football but you’re allowed to light the ball on fire
January 10, 2026 at 3:35 AM
football but you’re allowed to light the ball on fire
Reposted by B 🐝
well of course I'm naked you said it's a gender reveal party
January 10, 2026 at 4:45 AM
well of course I'm naked you said it's a gender reveal party
Reposted by B 🐝
A bag of dicks in one hand, a bucket of cum in the other. Amen
May 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
A bag of dicks in one hand, a bucket of cum in the other. Amen
i can’t join ice because i know how to make a woman cum
I can't join ICE because I don't need to use force to get what I want.
I can't join ICE because I'm happy with the size of my penis
January 10, 2026 at 3:51 AM
i can’t join ice because i know how to make a woman cum
Reposted by B 🐝
I think I'm ready to wander off into the wilderness and let something eat me
January 7, 2026 at 5:01 PM
I think I'm ready to wander off into the wilderness and let something eat me
Reposted by B 🐝
do what you have to do to protect yourself but don’t let them steal your softness
January 9, 2026 at 9:42 PM
do what you have to do to protect yourself but don’t let them steal your softness
Reposted by B 🐝
ladies, not so gentle reminder that we are all one unhinged white dude saying “shut up bitch” with a gun away from being alive.
January 10, 2026 at 2:31 AM
ladies, not so gentle reminder that we are all one unhinged white dude saying “shut up bitch” with a gun away from being alive.
Reposted by B 🐝
Reverse cowgirl, so I can preserve the illusion of a flat stomach.
January 10, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Reverse cowgirl, so I can preserve the illusion of a flat stomach.
Reposted by B 🐝
Crying at funerals but mostly out of envy
January 10, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Crying at funerals but mostly out of envy
Reposted by B 🐝
My sense of humor isn't for anyone
January 10, 2026 at 12:59 AM
My sense of humor isn't for anyone
Reposted by B 🐝
i have secret fucks to give but you gotta earn em
January 9, 2026 at 11:44 PM
i have secret fucks to give but you gotta earn em
i like to think of my posts as mental sneezes…mind mucus, if you will
January 10, 2026 at 1:01 AM
i like to think of my posts as mental sneezes…mind mucus, if you will
Reposted by B 🐝
another tattoo, another defense against the cannibals during the apocalypse
January 9, 2026 at 2:37 PM
another tattoo, another defense against the cannibals during the apocalypse
Reposted by B 🐝
drape me in moss and feed me to the soil
January 9, 2026 at 2:03 PM
drape me in moss and feed me to the soil
Reposted by B 🐝
It’s going to get harder to joke and sometimes to read the jokes that are fewer and farther in between the dread posts.
We need the shitposters, now more than ever.
We need the shitposters, now more than ever.
January 9, 2026 at 2:59 PM
It’s going to get harder to joke and sometimes to read the jokes that are fewer and farther in between the dread posts.
We need the shitposters, now more than ever.
We need the shitposters, now more than ever.
Reposted by B 🐝
Please do not propose to me unless you are prepared to offer a haunted mansion
January 9, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Please do not propose to me unless you are prepared to offer a haunted mansion
Reposted by B 🐝
Darling, fetch me my bathing toaster won't you
January 10, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Darling, fetch me my bathing toaster won't you