SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
Reptilian humanoid in a cozy skin suit
Skrrts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzx3l5xolmcvx5zcu3t3bl7o/feed/aaac25lduykog
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Due to personal reasons I will keep posting
I need a wise enlightened spiritual master to tell me everything will be alright
February 16, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I need a wise enlightened spiritual master to tell me everything will be alright
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any couple not born on the same day has a problematic age gap. instead of eating your twin in the womb you should be dating them right now.
February 16, 2026 at 3:28 AM
any couple not born on the same day has a problematic age gap. instead of eating your twin in the womb you should be dating them right now.
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that humming you hear behind you is the existential dread saying hi
February 16, 2026 at 2:21 PM
that humming you hear behind you is the existential dread saying hi
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oh holy shit, i think your scream of anguish, despair, and loss canceled my tinnitus for a sec. do that again.
February 14, 2026 at 6:04 PM
oh holy shit, i think your scream of anguish, despair, and loss canceled my tinnitus for a sec. do that again.
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Sometimes a guy named Jeff will spell his name Geof and that's okay
February 16, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Sometimes a guy named Jeff will spell his name Geof and that's okay
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imagine being in italy and wanting a coffee so you go to starbucks
February 16, 2026 at 1:45 PM
imagine being in italy and wanting a coffee so you go to starbucks
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A nice thing about getting older and becoming invisible is the number of times the same person will give you a sample of bourbon chicken at the mall
February 16, 2026 at 2:09 PM
A nice thing about getting older and becoming invisible is the number of times the same person will give you a sample of bourbon chicken at the mall
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pasta will never hurt you
February 15, 2026 at 11:24 PM
pasta will never hurt you
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now that I have your attention I won't be giving it back
February 16, 2026 at 9:02 AM
now that I have your attention I won't be giving it back
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Who owns the moon? Fun fact: it belongs to the werewolves, who claimed it in the 1950s.
February 16, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Who owns the moon? Fun fact: it belongs to the werewolves, who claimed it in the 1950s.
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Roses are red
Toss my salad
Toss my salad
February 15, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Roses are red
Toss my salad
Toss my salad
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do not TP my house, TP me. mummify me. entomb me. leave me alone for a few thousand years.
February 16, 2026 at 1:32 PM
do not TP my house, TP me. mummify me. entomb me. leave me alone for a few thousand years.
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the Bluesky drafts folder is the weapon of the enemy. we do not need it. we will not use it.
February 16, 2026 at 3:50 AM
the Bluesky drafts folder is the weapon of the enemy. we do not need it. we will not use it.
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Pizza should grow on trees
June 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Pizza should grow on trees
Save me, soggy 3 hour old caesar salad
February 16, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Save me, soggy 3 hour old caesar salad
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What's the statute of limitations on suing the whole women's apparel industry over inadequate pocket size? Because I still hold them responsible for that time my phone took a dip in a public toilet and was gone forever because my front lady pocket was only 2.5 inches deep
February 15, 2026 at 3:02 PM
What's the statute of limitations on suing the whole women's apparel industry over inadequate pocket size? Because I still hold them responsible for that time my phone took a dip in a public toilet and was gone forever because my front lady pocket was only 2.5 inches deep
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DON'T BE ALARMED. I AM JUST STEPPING INTO THIS ROOM, LOCKING THE DOOR, AND PULLING UP THE UNDERPANTS WHICH HAVE POOLED AT MY CROTCH IN BETWEEN MY TIGHTS AND MY SWEATY FLESH.
February 15, 2026 at 6:29 PM
DON'T BE ALARMED. I AM JUST STEPPING INTO THIS ROOM, LOCKING THE DOOR, AND PULLING UP THE UNDERPANTS WHICH HAVE POOLED AT MY CROTCH IN BETWEEN MY TIGHTS AND MY SWEATY FLESH.
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each day is a fresh new opportunity to eat some meals and look at your phone
February 15, 2026 at 10:21 PM
each day is a fresh new opportunity to eat some meals and look at your phone
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goddamn it I fixed my posture and now my ass looks smaller this is fucked up
February 15, 2026 at 7:32 PM
goddamn it I fixed my posture and now my ass looks smaller this is fucked up
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[in fetal position with debilitating period cramps]
they’re right I could never be president
they’re right I could never be president
February 15, 2026 at 9:46 PM
[in fetal position with debilitating period cramps]
they’re right I could never be president
they’re right I could never be president
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roses are red
chocolates are great
I got a Glock in my rari
17 shots, no 38
chocolates are great
I got a Glock in my rari
17 shots, no 38
February 15, 2026 at 4:45 AM
roses are red
chocolates are great
I got a Glock in my rari
17 shots, no 38
chocolates are great
I got a Glock in my rari
17 shots, no 38
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babies are such bullshit. i’ve had my babies, raised my babies and yet every time i see a baby i think “i’d have another baby” that’s some kind of devil magic right there.
February 15, 2026 at 5:50 PM
babies are such bullshit. i’ve had my babies, raised my babies and yet every time i see a baby i think “i’d have another baby” that’s some kind of devil magic right there.
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if your love was unrequited, you may be entitled to literally nothing at all lol suck it virgin
February 15, 2026 at 1:54 PM
if your love was unrequited, you may be entitled to literally nothing at all lol suck it virgin
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American culture?? oh you mean yellow cheese singles
February 15, 2026 at 9:40 PM
American culture?? oh you mean yellow cheese singles
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Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. It’s my muscle mass that’s the problem.
February 15, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. It’s my muscle mass that’s the problem.