SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
Reptilian humanoid in a cozy skin suit
Skrrts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzx3l5xolmcvx5zcu3t3bl7o/feed/aaac25lduykog
Skrrts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzx3l5xolmcvx5zcu3t3bl7o/feed/aaac25lduykog
Pinned
Due to personal reasons I will keep posting
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
Getting sick and tired of having to feed myself
June 13, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Getting sick and tired of having to feed myself
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
Harry Potter and the bidet of fire
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Harry Potter and the bidet of fire
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
I’m thankful for your mom
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I’m thankful for your mom
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
An app said my pregnant niece's baby is the size of a red panda now, and I know about reality and all but I've built up a picture of that little dude as my nephew so when she shits out a screaming human soon I'm gonna be distraught
November 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
An app said my pregnant niece's baby is the size of a red panda now, and I know about reality and all but I've built up a picture of that little dude as my nephew so when she shits out a screaming human soon I'm gonna be distraught
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
White people love a good pie chart
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
White people love a good pie chart
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
Just look at this fucking goober 😍
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Just look at this fucking goober 😍
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
as our circle of knowledge expands, so does the circumference of darkness surrounding it
– Albert Einstein, just plowing your mom's ass
– Albert Einstein, just plowing your mom's ass
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
as our circle of knowledge expands, so does the circumference of darkness surrounding it
– Albert Einstein, just plowing your mom's ass
– Albert Einstein, just plowing your mom's ass
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
I prefer solitude too much to compromise with the world.
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I prefer solitude too much to compromise with the world.
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
watching clueless people buying a frozen turkey today and just thinking “oh honey”
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
watching clueless people buying a frozen turkey today and just thinking “oh honey”
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
ODIN SKYLINE CLEANSE 🐕🖤
November 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
ODIN SKYLINE CLEANSE 🐕🖤
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
Reminder that it is important to be ungrateful today so that Thanksgiving hits even harder
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Reminder that it is important to be ungrateful today so that Thanksgiving hits even harder
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
I used to be young. Now I feel a little badass when I close the oven door with my foot
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I used to be young. Now I feel a little badass when I close the oven door with my foot
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
Women, we could definitely learn a thing or two from cats about protecting our peace
November 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Women, we could definitely learn a thing or two from cats about protecting our peace
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
dragging my entire balls across the phone screen to scroll past your post
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
dragging my entire balls across the phone screen to scroll past your post
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
i’m from a swing district and that means we sleep with all of our neighbors
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
i’m from a swing district and that means we sleep with all of our neighbors
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
they should make a hug you can buy from someone who really means it
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
they should make a hug you can buy from someone who really means it
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
sorry about that, this is my first time being alive
November 17, 2025 at 3:28 PM
sorry about that, this is my first time being alive
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
screaming FUCK YOU into a banana phone
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
screaming FUCK YOU into a banana phone
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
I think humanity is finally ready for dessert soups
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I think humanity is finally ready for dessert soups
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
my house is like Willy Wonka. Lick the dust on the wall, tastes just like dust
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
my house is like Willy Wonka. Lick the dust on the wall, tastes just like dust
Waited all year for panettone season
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Waited all year for panettone season
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
Cashier: *silently scanning my items (Vaseline, suppositories, laxatives, lube, and a foot scrubber)*
Me: I’m having sex tonight!
Me: I’m having sex tonight!
November 24, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Cashier: *silently scanning my items (Vaseline, suppositories, laxatives, lube, and a foot scrubber)*
Me: I’m having sex tonight!
Me: I’m having sex tonight!
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
It’s too much trouble to explain myself. Just assume the worst
November 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
It’s too much trouble to explain myself. Just assume the worst
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
biscoff flavored condoms
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
biscoff flavored condoms