SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
Reptilian humanoid in a cozy skin suit
Skrrts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzx3l5xolmcvx5zcu3t3bl7o/feed/aaac25lduykog
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Due to personal reasons I will keep posting
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the Bluesky drafts folder is the weapon of the enemy. we do not need it. we will not use it.
February 16, 2026 at 3:50 AM
the Bluesky drafts folder is the weapon of the enemy. we do not need it. we will not use it.
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Pizza should grow on trees
June 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Pizza should grow on trees
Save me, soggy 3 hour old caesar salad
February 16, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Save me, soggy 3 hour old caesar salad
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What's the statute of limitations on suing the whole women's apparel industry over inadequate pocket size? Because I still hold them responsible for that time my phone took a dip in a public toilet and was gone forever because my front lady pocket was only 2.5 inches deep
February 15, 2026 at 3:02 PM
What's the statute of limitations on suing the whole women's apparel industry over inadequate pocket size? Because I still hold them responsible for that time my phone took a dip in a public toilet and was gone forever because my front lady pocket was only 2.5 inches deep
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DON'T BE ALARMED. I AM JUST STEPPING INTO THIS ROOM, LOCKING THE DOOR, AND PULLING UP THE UNDERPANTS WHICH HAVE POOLED AT MY CROTCH IN BETWEEN MY TIGHTS AND MY SWEATY FLESH.
February 15, 2026 at 6:29 PM
DON'T BE ALARMED. I AM JUST STEPPING INTO THIS ROOM, LOCKING THE DOOR, AND PULLING UP THE UNDERPANTS WHICH HAVE POOLED AT MY CROTCH IN BETWEEN MY TIGHTS AND MY SWEATY FLESH.
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each day is a fresh new opportunity to eat some meals and look at your phone
February 15, 2026 at 10:21 PM
each day is a fresh new opportunity to eat some meals and look at your phone
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goddamn it I fixed my posture and now my ass looks smaller this is fucked up
February 15, 2026 at 7:32 PM
goddamn it I fixed my posture and now my ass looks smaller this is fucked up
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[in fetal position with debilitating period cramps]
they’re right I could never be president
they’re right I could never be president
February 15, 2026 at 9:46 PM
[in fetal position with debilitating period cramps]
they’re right I could never be president
they’re right I could never be president
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roses are red
chocolates are great
I got a Glock in my rari
17 shots, no 38
chocolates are great
I got a Glock in my rari
17 shots, no 38
February 15, 2026 at 4:45 AM
roses are red
chocolates are great
I got a Glock in my rari
17 shots, no 38
chocolates are great
I got a Glock in my rari
17 shots, no 38
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babies are such bullshit. i’ve had my babies, raised my babies and yet every time i see a baby i think “i’d have another baby” that’s some kind of devil magic right there.
February 15, 2026 at 5:50 PM
babies are such bullshit. i’ve had my babies, raised my babies and yet every time i see a baby i think “i’d have another baby” that’s some kind of devil magic right there.
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if your love was unrequited, you may be entitled to literally nothing at all lol suck it virgin
February 15, 2026 at 1:54 PM
if your love was unrequited, you may be entitled to literally nothing at all lol suck it virgin
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American culture?? oh you mean yellow cheese singles
February 15, 2026 at 9:40 PM
American culture?? oh you mean yellow cheese singles
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Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. It’s my muscle mass that’s the problem.
February 15, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. It’s my muscle mass that’s the problem.
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Society: hey those rich guys are doing some pretty heinous shit
Rich guys: uh oh...um...hey what do you all think about pronouns
Society: holy shit we need to figure out this gendered bathroom thing, those rich guys doing heinous shit will have to wait. This is gonna take a while
Rich guys: uh oh...um...hey what do you all think about pronouns
Society: holy shit we need to figure out this gendered bathroom thing, those rich guys doing heinous shit will have to wait. This is gonna take a while
February 15, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Society: hey those rich guys are doing some pretty heinous shit
Rich guys: uh oh...um...hey what do you all think about pronouns
Society: holy shit we need to figure out this gendered bathroom thing, those rich guys doing heinous shit will have to wait. This is gonna take a while
Rich guys: uh oh...um...hey what do you all think about pronouns
Society: holy shit we need to figure out this gendered bathroom thing, those rich guys doing heinous shit will have to wait. This is gonna take a while
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Declaring tomorrow a feral holiday
February 15, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Declaring tomorrow a feral holiday
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some of you are kind of mean
February 15, 2026 at 7:16 PM
some of you are kind of mean
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i love bluesky because instead of being forced to read elon musk's tweets i'm forced to read screenshots of elon musk's tweets
February 15, 2026 at 7:49 PM
i love bluesky because instead of being forced to read elon musk's tweets i'm forced to read screenshots of elon musk's tweets
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It’s February 15th and I am 70% off.
February 15, 2026 at 3:57 PM
It’s February 15th and I am 70% off.
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I don't know who needs to hear this but if your car alarm has been going off outside my window for an hour could you please go fuck yourself immediately
February 15, 2026 at 1:30 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this but if your car alarm has been going off outside my window for an hour could you please go fuck yourself immediately
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I was born female because as a man I’d have to say things like ‘balls? No these are my testicools 😎 ‘ and the good lordt just wants better than that for me.
February 15, 2026 at 12:39 PM
I was born female because as a man I’d have to say things like ‘balls? No these are my testicools 😎 ‘ and the good lordt just wants better than that for me.
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I can get behind the heart shaped pizza in theory, but in practice I would be wondering where the rest of the pizza is. if you love me you'll give me the full circle
February 15, 2026 at 5:54 AM
I can get behind the heart shaped pizza in theory, but in practice I would be wondering where the rest of the pizza is. if you love me you'll give me the full circle
Jerking off with my
February 15, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Jerking off with my
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consciously uncoupling this dookie from ma ass
February 15, 2026 at 12:49 AM
consciously uncoupling this dookie from ma ass
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Oh you love me? Name all of my problems
September 6, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Oh you love me? Name all of my problems
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I’ll take my chances on love but I’m bringing my knife
September 7, 2023 at 4:24 AM
I’ll take my chances on love but I’m bringing my knife