SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
Reptilian humanoid in a cozy skin suit
Skrrts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzx3l5xolmcvx5zcu3t3bl7o/feed/aaac25lduykog
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Due to personal reasons I will keep posting
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[walks out on stage with six elderly women]
sharks, i’ve invented fucking your moms
sharks, i’ve invented fucking your moms
February 18, 2026 at 3:54 AM
[walks out on stage with six elderly women]
sharks, i’ve invented fucking your moms
sharks, i’ve invented fucking your moms
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Why did you block me, my man. Is it because you do not believe in the magic of parkour?
February 18, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Why did you block me, my man. Is it because you do not believe in the magic of parkour?
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Stop asking me what I do for a living. As an adult my job is to act like everything is okay when it is definitely not okay.
February 13, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Stop asking me what I do for a living. As an adult my job is to act like everything is okay when it is definitely not okay.
I’ve never been held at gunpoint but I have clung to my last breath, dancing on the edge of respiratory failure to entertain my baby
February 17, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I’ve never been held at gunpoint but I have clung to my last breath, dancing on the edge of respiratory failure to entertain my baby
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gun to my head i'd rather watch hockey over football but mostly just thankful canada has strong gun laws
February 17, 2026 at 3:32 PM
gun to my head i'd rather watch hockey over football but mostly just thankful canada has strong gun laws
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there is a cat near and purring
February 17, 2026 at 9:17 PM
there is a cat near and purring
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Potatoes are easily in the top 10 of reasons to live.
February 17, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Potatoes are easily in the top 10 of reasons to live.
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This is where I post from
February 17, 2026 at 5:15 PM
This is where I post from
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hr: you need to be more respectful to your colleagues
me: who reported me — horse teeth or the mouth breather?
me: who reported me — horse teeth or the mouth breather?
February 16, 2026 at 3:40 PM
hr: you need to be more respectful to your colleagues
me: who reported me — horse teeth or the mouth breather?
me: who reported me — horse teeth or the mouth breather?
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Breathing oxygen is so embarrassing I wanna breathe fire
September 26, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Breathing oxygen is so embarrassing I wanna breathe fire
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my advice? never ever stop posting
February 16, 2026 at 9:38 AM
my advice? never ever stop posting
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the age of belts is over, the time of suspenders has come
February 17, 2026 at 4:38 PM
the age of belts is over, the time of suspenders has come
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Yodelling (platonically)
February 17, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Yodelling (platonically)
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Happy Lunar New Year from a person from the one Asian culture that doesn’t really celebrate Lunar New Year (Japanese)
February 17, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Happy Lunar New Year from a person from the one Asian culture that doesn’t really celebrate Lunar New Year (Japanese)
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what's my favorite position? the doubles luge
February 16, 2026 at 4:56 AM
what's my favorite position? the doubles luge
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I’d absolutely choose to be Medusa, minus the whole beheading situation.
February 15, 2026 at 2:41 AM
I’d absolutely choose to be Medusa, minus the whole beheading situation.
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If I had a nickel for every bad decision I’ve ever made, I’d invest it poorly
February 17, 2026 at 3:32 AM
If I had a nickel for every bad decision I’ve ever made, I’d invest it poorly
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two self reposts so far today because they’re relevant again because my life is a repeating loop
February 16, 2026 at 6:07 PM
two self reposts so far today because they’re relevant again because my life is a repeating loop
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reminder: don’t sweep your house, take out your trash, do laundry, or cut or wash your hair today! happy lunar new year 🧧🔥🐴
February 17, 2026 at 2:35 PM
reminder: don’t sweep your house, take out your trash, do laundry, or cut or wash your hair today! happy lunar new year 🧧🔥🐴
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I'm actually starting to enjoy the way my head feels after banging it against this wall.
February 17, 2026 at 5:07 AM
I'm actually starting to enjoy the way my head feels after banging it against this wall.
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the mouth is the garage of the face
February 16, 2026 at 1:16 AM
the mouth is the garage of the face
Ascending into my final form, lady Jesus
February 17, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Ascending into my final form, lady Jesus
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RIP in peace atm machine in irl
February 16, 2026 at 7:39 PM
RIP in peace atm machine in irl
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I’m on a journey of self discovery. I found a secret sex having hole that comes out when the moon is full
February 17, 2026 at 2:41 AM
I’m on a journey of self discovery. I found a secret sex having hole that comes out when the moon is full