SpatialKimtamine
banner
kimmalien.bsky.social
SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
Pinned
Due to personal reasons I will keep posting
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
Happy Valentine’s Day I love you all 💘
February 14, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
Roses are red
But they don't always impress
This Valentine's day
Let me rail you in that sundress
February 14, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
Dicks out for Kimberly
June 1, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Wake up chat let’s get laid today
February 14, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
spreading my eight legs and laying hundreds of eggs
February 11, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
They banned my shadow over on bluesky dot com and now I can't tell my time from the sun.
February 12, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
if someone said i needed to release the rock before the hog line i would lose my goddamned mind
February 13, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
What base is it when he lifts the restraining order?
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
screw you, walt disney, when are woodland animals going to show up and do my dishes
February 14, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
kids are all grown up so time to teach the cat to drive i guess
February 14, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
no quicksifs, quicksands, or quicksbuts about it
February 12, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Love is always in the air when you fart as much as I do
February 14, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
happy galentine’s day 💜
February 13, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
cats wide eye staring out the window at birds getting blueballed as fuck
February 13, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
just peed out a heart shaped kindey stone that had "2 cute" written on it
February 13, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
I refuse to be the victim I will always be the villain
March 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
we need more horny holidays
February 14, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
big fat fucking sigh
February 14, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
Statistically, you are not my valentine. Yet you remain valid.
February 14, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
If I saw this thing in the street I would shoot it with a shotgun
February 14, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
Shit in one hand shit in the other now you have two handfuls of shit
February 14, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
This site really sucks now (I’m not getting enough attention).
February 14, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
how many eyes you reckon those nephilim had?
February 14, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
watching the first nukes hit us soil on samsung smart fridge ™ powered by hulu plus
February 14, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine
i bet it would feel so good if we could put our bodies into low power mode
February 14, 2026 at 1:50 AM