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SpatialKimtamine

@kimmalien.bsky.social

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Reptilian humanoid in a cozy skin suit Skrrts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzx3l5xolmcvx5zcu3t3bl7o/feed/aaac25lduykog

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · Apr 1

Due to personal reasons I will keep posting

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 17h

lost in a sea of unrecognizable Halloween avis but that’s ok

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Jayland-Yutani @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 18h

Flooding the zone with shitty skeets

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 40m

Swaddling my baby in a straitjacket

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · Aug 30

Good thing I have a pill organizer, otherwise I wouldn't know what day it is.

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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 21h

imagine hating me and i’m just over here being an absolute fucking asshole

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Jayland-Yutani @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 21h

There's something really satisfying about powerful people who are still super ugly

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 23h

she needs to be draped on a piano singing some cole porter standards

a rusty colored pussy cat reclining on a table and serving you know what

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Rogs Pumpkin 🎃 @stev.bsky.social · 20h

they don’t cut a large ribbon at new locales so much anymore these days

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 1d

I just want to be the unhinged chick in people’s hearts.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · Jun 18

“Why is bluesky so incredibly dull” because you haven’t carefully curated a feed of the most unhinged people on the internet, like i have

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 20h

it's called "gross pay" bc it's gross that you don't actually get all of that money

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debbspook @debbshock.blue · 20h

we are the witches you could not have sex with

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 23h

I hate a sniffly bitch. Take your ass home

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 1d

remember the good ol' days of summer 2025 when all we had to worry about was radioactive wasps

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 1d

y'all please mastodon't

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alboo @captainacab.airbud.website · 2d

the dumb little jokes will continue until morale improves, and after that too

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 1d

We’re obsessed with this video @stev.bsky.social

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 6d

I demand entry into all skircles.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 2d

I’ve decided to stop shitting my pants.

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 2d

not to brag but im probably really good at pole vaulting

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 2d

A haunted house but it’s just someone saying “Let’s go around the room and share one fun fact about ourselves.”

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 2d

*brings updated terms and conditions to a knife fight*

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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 2d

they should make doctor’s appointments that i am excited about

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 2d

You’re obviously lying when you say that you wouldn’t use your laser eyes to reheat food.

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 2d

whenever i hear a baby crying i’m like yeah man i get it

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