SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
Reptilian humanoid in a cozy skin suit
Skrrts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzx3l5xolmcvx5zcu3t3bl7o/feed/aaac25lduykog
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Due to personal reasons I will keep posting
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I refuse to be the victim I will always be the villain
March 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I refuse to be the victim I will always be the villain
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we need more horny holidays
February 14, 2026 at 3:52 AM
we need more horny holidays
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big fat fucking sigh
February 14, 2026 at 3:57 AM
big fat fucking sigh
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Statistically, you are not my valentine. Yet you remain valid.
February 14, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Statistically, you are not my valentine. Yet you remain valid.
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If I saw this thing in the street I would shoot it with a shotgun
February 14, 2026 at 2:40 AM
If I saw this thing in the street I would shoot it with a shotgun
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Shit in one hand shit in the other now you have two handfuls of shit
February 14, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Shit in one hand shit in the other now you have two handfuls of shit
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This site really sucks now (I’m not getting enough attention).
February 14, 2026 at 1:58 AM
This site really sucks now (I’m not getting enough attention).
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how many eyes you reckon those nephilim had?
February 14, 2026 at 3:06 AM
how many eyes you reckon those nephilim had?
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watching the first nukes hit us soil on samsung smart fridge ™ powered by hulu plus
February 14, 2026 at 3:11 AM
watching the first nukes hit us soil on samsung smart fridge ™ powered by hulu plus
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i bet it would feel so good if we could put our bodies into low power mode
February 14, 2026 at 1:50 AM
i bet it would feel so good if we could put our bodies into low power mode
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got voted out of sexual congress :(
February 14, 2026 at 3:23 AM
got voted out of sexual congress :(
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I hope everyone gets to have sex this weekend if you want to.
February 13, 2026 at 10:33 PM
I hope everyone gets to have sex this weekend if you want to.
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Oh yeah well I wish you a grander rising
February 13, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Oh yeah well I wish you a grander rising
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If I die of a papercut infection, I just want all to know I fought courageously against paper
February 12, 2026 at 7:03 PM
If I die of a papercut infection, I just want all to know I fought courageously against paper
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fruit bats what’s next vegetable bats
February 13, 2026 at 12:45 AM
fruit bats what’s next vegetable bats
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my enemies stay cursed on some woeful shit my homies receive eternal blessings
February 13, 2026 at 1:44 PM
my enemies stay cursed on some woeful shit my homies receive eternal blessings
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anyone wanna come be my teddy bear on a trial basis? the one i have now is too small and also lifeless
February 12, 2026 at 5:26 PM
anyone wanna come be my teddy bear on a trial basis? the one i have now is too small and also lifeless
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go on then, off you fuck
February 13, 2026 at 3:13 AM
go on then, off you fuck
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If you say "my skin is so dry" people might recommend a lotion but if you say "my skin is so wet" no one will help you
February 13, 2026 at 1:14 PM
If you say "my skin is so dry" people might recommend a lotion but if you say "my skin is so wet" no one will help you
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children's shows overdeveloped my imagination. thanks a lot mr rogers, now i spend all day catastrophizing.
February 13, 2026 at 1:30 PM
children's shows overdeveloped my imagination. thanks a lot mr rogers, now i spend all day catastrophizing.
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[stupid voice] order order in the court
That's you, that's what you sound like, your honor
That's you, that's what you sound like, your honor
February 12, 2026 at 5:12 AM
[stupid voice] order order in the court
That's you, that's what you sound like, your honor
That's you, that's what you sound like, your honor
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grabbing two beers from the on-board fridge pulling the escape chute and sliding down out of this bitch
February 13, 2026 at 1:47 PM
grabbing two beers from the on-board fridge pulling the escape chute and sliding down out of this bitch
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Don't make me do it (press the button that says restore 68 tabs)
February 13, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Don't make me do it (press the button that says restore 68 tabs)
Lifting my leg up to fart like a dog taking a piss
February 13, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Lifting my leg up to fart like a dog taking a piss
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Although my fart started out positive, joyful and full of hope, its tone quickly changed into a dark, dystopian and ominous rumble
June 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Although my fart started out positive, joyful and full of hope, its tone quickly changed into a dark, dystopian and ominous rumble