Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller.bsky.social
(he/him) bidet & star trek enthusiast. cornball
runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
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runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaapzdlwgaxts
dumber: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaane6crbwawc
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no i don’t want to “hang out” i only want to be perceived two sentences at a time by strangers on the internet
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turn those BUNS around and you've got a SNUB
January 26, 2026 at 6:41 AM
turn those BUNS around and you've got a SNUB
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My favorite part of dating is when the enchantment wears off and I have to find a way to get out of the woods without a trail cam witnessing my shame
January 25, 2026 at 10:04 PM
My favorite part of dating is when the enchantment wears off and I have to find a way to get out of the woods without a trail cam witnessing my shame
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i read the nudes today
oh boy
oh boy
January 26, 2026 at 5:41 AM
i read the nudes today
oh boy
oh boy
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accidentally thumb scrolled too hard and my feed ricocheted back to 1997
January 25, 2026 at 11:41 PM
accidentally thumb scrolled too hard and my feed ricocheted back to 1997
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everyone needs a forehead kiss and chocolate chip cookie
January 26, 2026 at 3:00 AM
everyone needs a forehead kiss and chocolate chip cookie
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Me: I don’t know why I’m single
Also me: Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the wild mammoth (my vagina)
Also me: Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the wild mammoth (my vagina)
January 25, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Me: I don’t know why I’m single
Also me: Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the wild mammoth (my vagina)
Also me: Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the wild mammoth (my vagina)
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why does "Liked By 5,000 Likes" sound like a They Might Be Giants song or something
January 26, 2026 at 3:18 AM
why does "Liked By 5,000 Likes" sound like a They Might Be Giants song or something
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the other day my 8yo said Spanish was his third language. then he counted "uno, dos, tres..." all the way up to "nueve" and then said "uh, i forget." i said "diez?" and this kid straight up replied "diez nuts"
January 17, 2026 at 5:49 AM
the other day my 8yo said Spanish was his third language. then he counted "uno, dos, tres..." all the way up to "nueve" and then said "uh, i forget." i said "diez?" and this kid straight up replied "diez nuts"
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What if the moon is really just the suns ass?
July 18, 2024 at 4:59 PM
What if the moon is really just the suns ass?
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sorry for reskeeting myself so much it’s just that yall wouldn’t do it
January 26, 2026 at 12:31 AM
sorry for reskeeting myself so much it’s just that yall wouldn’t do it
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this is a ska band
January 25, 2026 at 8:53 PM
this is a ska band
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👀 a user I don’t know who is labeled “pizza fiend“
January 26, 2026 at 1:14 AM
👀 a user I don’t know who is labeled “pizza fiend“
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a giant toilet named the Post-Kool-Aid Man smashing through your wall and yelling "it's PISS TIME"
January 26, 2026 at 1:05 AM
a giant toilet named the Post-Kool-Aid Man smashing through your wall and yelling "it's PISS TIME"
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they should name a football team The Jugs
January 26, 2026 at 12:27 AM
they should name a football team The Jugs
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My baby: *shits herself and cries*
Me: now you’re just acting like your father
Me: now you’re just acting like your father
January 25, 2026 at 6:24 PM
My baby: *shits herself and cries*
Me: now you’re just acting like your father
Me: now you’re just acting like your father
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hey how come you look ok in the camera when you go to take the selfie and then when you take it you look like a gargoyle
January 25, 2026 at 4:25 AM
hey how come you look ok in the camera when you go to take the selfie and then when you take it you look like a gargoyle
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I’m only gonna forgive you like zero or 80 more times. I’m not sure.
January 25, 2026 at 9:22 PM
I’m only gonna forgive you like zero or 80 more times. I’m not sure.
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The winter hat hair. You take it off and your head looks like a confused owl startled by static electricity.
January 23, 2026 at 4:07 PM
The winter hat hair. You take it off and your head looks like a confused owl startled by static electricity.
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Relaxing with Floyd 🥰
January 25, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Relaxing with Floyd 🥰
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It's getting harder and harder to just mind my own business.
January 25, 2026 at 3:01 AM
It's getting harder and harder to just mind my own business.
Pleased to release an update to Perfect Skeeties. There’s a bunch of new labels and a helpful new FAQ. 🍬
January 25, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Pleased to release an update to Perfect Skeeties. There’s a bunch of new labels and a helpful new FAQ. 🍬
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the two wolves inside of me are loving all the snow pics ❄️
January 25, 2026 at 8:24 PM
the two wolves inside of me are loving all the snow pics ❄️
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my skircle is a drain.
January 25, 2026 at 5:51 PM
my skircle is a drain.
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I’ve moved on from doom scrolling and now I’m just doom living
January 25, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I’ve moved on from doom scrolling and now I’m just doom living