Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller.bsky.social
(he/him) bidet & star trek enthusiast. certified cornball
@[email protected]
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@[email protected]
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no i don’t want to “hang out” i only want to be perceived two sentences at a time by strangers on the internet
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why would you write “Peesensting” in an original post that you authored yourself
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
why would you write “Peesensting” in an original post that you authored yourself
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I will never live down "Peesenting"
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I will never live down "Peesenting"
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If you’re telling people what to do or how to bsky, I will notice and it’ll go in your file.
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
If you’re telling people what to do or how to bsky, I will notice and it’ll go in your file.
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This joke is so dad it told me youll get em next time champ after loosing the big game
stop being such a brat, you’re the wurst
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
This joke is so dad it told me youll get em next time champ after loosing the big game
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What’s the Bluesky equivalent of politely smiling and nodding when you have no clue what anyone is talking about?
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
What’s the Bluesky equivalent of politely smiling and nodding when you have no clue what anyone is talking about?
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apparently my cat prefers the water at the bottom of the bowl so she just tips it over and drinks off the floor
November 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
apparently my cat prefers the water at the bottom of the bowl so she just tips it over and drinks off the floor
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Me looking in the kitchen cabinets
“Have you seen the muffin pan?”
My wife
“The muffin pan?!”
Me
“The muffin pan!”
“Have you seen the muffin pan?”
My wife
“The muffin pan?!”
Me
“The muffin pan!”
November 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Me looking in the kitchen cabinets
“Have you seen the muffin pan?”
My wife
“The muffin pan?!”
Me
“The muffin pan!”
“Have you seen the muffin pan?”
My wife
“The muffin pan?!”
Me
“The muffin pan!”
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I'm spending the long weekend catching up on my bsky bookmarks.
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I'm spending the long weekend catching up on my bsky bookmarks.
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Give a fish a man, teach him for a day.
Feed a man to teach; fish becomes a lifetime.
Feed a man to teach; fish becomes a lifetime.
July 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Give a fish a man, teach him for a day.
Feed a man to teach; fish becomes a lifetime.
Feed a man to teach; fish becomes a lifetime.
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wore gasoline for cologne on my date to give off that manly musk. sparks flew. lesson learned.
November 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
wore gasoline for cologne on my date to give off that manly musk. sparks flew. lesson learned.
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So how long have you been in therapy <flirting>
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
So how long have you been in therapy <flirting>
Peesensting, an ORIGINAL SKEET BY ME:
waffles should have more confidence
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waffles should have more confidence
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Peesensting, an ORIGINAL SKEET BY ME:
waffles should have more confidence
***do not read below this line****
waffles should have more confidence
***do not read below this line****
waffles should have more confidence
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Peesensting, an ORIGINAL SKEET BY ME:
waffles should have more confidence
***do not read below this line****
waffles should have more confidence
***do not read below this line****
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Peesensting, an ORIGINAL SKEET BY ME:
waffles should have more confidence
***do not read below this line****
waffles should have more confidence
***do not read below this line****
waffles should have more confidence
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Peesensting, an ORIGINAL SKEET BY ME:
waffles should have more confidence
***do not read below this line****
waffles should have more confidence
***do not read below this line****
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Me: Started my juice cleanse yesterday and I also went for a hike.
Friend: Bullshit, what did you really do?
Me: Drank 3 bottles of wine and fell down the stairs.
Friend: Bullshit, what did you really do?
Me: Drank 3 bottles of wine and fell down the stairs.
December 10, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Me: Started my juice cleanse yesterday and I also went for a hike.
Friend: Bullshit, what did you really do?
Me: Drank 3 bottles of wine and fell down the stairs.
Friend: Bullshit, what did you really do?
Me: Drank 3 bottles of wine and fell down the stairs.
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you’re just a skeleton holding up a bunch of flesh that was designed to be a vessel to carry poop around
November 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
you’re just a skeleton holding up a bunch of flesh that was designed to be a vessel to carry poop around
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a tree is just a lonely forest
November 23, 2025 at 6:05 AM
a tree is just a lonely forest
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Brat(wurst) summer
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Brat(wurst) summer
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why do people say brats are the wurst when they’re so yummy 🤷♀️
stop being such a brat, you’re the wurst
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
why do people say brats are the wurst when they’re so yummy 🤷♀️
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If it flops you can blame me
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
If it flops you can blame me
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i accidentally bought family size wheat thins instead of party size this whole night is bullshit
November 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
i accidentally bought family size wheat thins instead of party size this whole night is bullshit
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this joke is so dad I tried on his watch and the metal elastic band pulled my arm hair
stop being such a brat, you’re the wurst
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
this joke is so dad I tried on his watch and the metal elastic band pulled my arm hair
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Just a doodle
November 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Just a doodle
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I just changed a work password with ridiculous complexity requirements to G1antL0adofHor$e$hit (100% true)
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I just changed a work password with ridiculous complexity requirements to G1antL0adofHor$e$hit (100% true)
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I will sausage your fears
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I will sausage your fears
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Forget what you're doing in the middle of all tasks and you'll never have any unfinished business
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Forget what you're doing in the middle of all tasks and you'll never have any unfinished business