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Greg the Miller

@gregthemiller.bsky.social

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(he/him) bidet & star trek enthusiast. certified cornball @[email protected] Dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaapzdlwgaxts Dumber: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaane6crbwawc

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · Jun 12

no i don’t want to “hang out” i only want to be perceived two sentences at a time by strangers on the internet

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 1h

GNUsky for nerds.

Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 5h

Rouxsky for chefs

Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 5h

Moosky for cows

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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 4h

today my therapist told me that i need to do a better job at letting things go.

in other news, i have an appointment with a new therapist tomorrow. so excited!

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 3d

I may not be likable but I’m also not wealthy too.

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 18m

tooting and skeeting cos I'm bicurious

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 5h

If you want to search a vengeful ghost you need a warrant signed by a grudge but seriously, all the business you have collected so far isn't unfinished enough to be admissable

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 4h

“It’s not a competition”

- losers

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 1h

The man next to me has cologne so strong that I’m dizzy with hallucinations, plus all those mushrooms I took.

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 2h

who wants to read about my shitty "boyfriend" from when i was 23
itsalexis.neocities.org/posts/2024-1...

Blog Post

itsalexis.neocities.org

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · Jun 27

Oh hey, I didn’t see you there. I was just being in my big nightshirt

A man in a sunny kitchen wearing a knee-length blue nightshirt. He’s CASUALLY holding glasses and a magazine. On the counter is a coffee cup, a small glass bottle of melk, and a wire basket with brown and white eggs (presumably straight outta the hen)

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 3h

i am the winner of the MacArthur dumbass grant

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NoHomers @nohomers.bsky.social · 3h

Because it may come out, I want to get out in front of this and say the bite marks in the butter weren't me.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · Oct 9

[forest]
ME: omg there’s a wolf
WIFE: where?
ME: no the regular kind

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 2d

Most people are pretty nice to me here and it freaks me out a little.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 22h

Are you mad at me?
□ yes
□ yes

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 1h

How hard do I have to shake the little glowing doom rectangle before dopamine comes out?

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Reverie 💀🕯️ @augustreverie.bsky.social · 2h

I’ve only used “hide post for me” on an image of the Crypt Keeper and a photo of feet. If you comment with either, I will hide your face

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 2h

Drowning my sorrows in face cream, 10/10 recommend

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LadyDEADtera32 🍁😷🌈💀 @ladylettera32.bsky.social · 22h

This email could have been an unsent draft

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Norm @ogskydog.com · 20h

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fucking amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny, Charlie Brown?