runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaapzdlwgaxts
dumber: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaane6crbwawc
BRAD PITT: what’s in the box
MORGAN FREEMAN: [cuts open box, camera zooms in and reveals that the box’s contents are kittens]
DIRECTOR: god damnit CUT
BRAD PITT: what’s in the box
MORGAN FREEMAN: [cuts open box, camera zooms in and reveals that the box’s contents are kittens]
DIRECTOR: god damnit CUT
Every floorboard is a landmine, every wrapper is a megaphone. Only thing missing is the laser beams.
Every floorboard is a landmine, every wrapper is a megaphone. Only thing missing is the laser beams.
Me: Every week with this fucking guy.
Me: Every week with this fucking guy.
Me, while typing said reply: who actually gives a fuck *delete*
Me, while typing said reply: who actually gives a fuck *delete*