Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller.bsky.social
(he/him) bidet & star trek enthusiast. cornball
runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
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runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
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no i don’t want to “hang out” i only want to be perceived two sentences at a time by strangers on the internet
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A Netflix style skip intro button but for workdays.
January 26, 2026 at 2:04 PM
A Netflix style skip intro button but for workdays.
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my skeletons installed a bidet in my closet feel like I should be charging them rent
January 23, 2026 at 11:13 AM
my skeletons installed a bidet in my closet feel like I should be charging them rent
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considering the advantages of a pet octopus (i could be a proctologist)
January 26, 2026 at 6:10 PM
considering the advantages of a pet octopus (i could be a proctologist)
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L.L. Bean stands for Ladies Love Mr. Bean
January 26, 2026 at 2:11 AM
L.L. Bean stands for Ladies Love Mr. Bean
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I want people to love me and also to stay the fuck away
January 21, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I want people to love me and also to stay the fuck away
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The goodest girl in all the land
January 26, 2026 at 2:39 PM
The goodest girl in all the land
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When Fahrenheit and Celsius merge ITS FUCKING COLD YALL
January 24, 2026 at 12:30 AM
When Fahrenheit and Celsius merge ITS FUCKING COLD YALL
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This might be the best picture I’m going to get of a cardinal. It’s not the fattest one.
January 25, 2026 at 6:00 PM
This might be the best picture I’m going to get of a cardinal. It’s not the fattest one.
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me as a therapist: who's kidding who
January 26, 2026 at 11:41 AM
me as a therapist: who's kidding who
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accidentally bought apples three times and now i feel like a math book problem
January 25, 2026 at 4:01 PM
accidentally bought apples three times and now i feel like a math book problem
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A weighted blanket isn't gonna cut it i need to be run over by a steam roller
January 25, 2026 at 9:02 PM
A weighted blanket isn't gonna cut it i need to be run over by a steam roller
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you can’t choke on chocolate it just melts into hot throat chocolate
January 26, 2026 at 1:19 AM
you can’t choke on chocolate it just melts into hot throat chocolate
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The mole people of bluesky only come out at night. They'll go for your eyes first as they are soft, delicate and can be used to see. Don't answer any direct messages you receive between 12 and 4 a.m.
January 25, 2026 at 10:40 PM
The mole people of bluesky only come out at night. They'll go for your eyes first as they are soft, delicate and can be used to see. Don't answer any direct messages you receive between 12 and 4 a.m.
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Nachos for babies, chip corners rounded off for safety
January 24, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Nachos for babies, chip corners rounded off for safety
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The best way to overcome your fears is to never face them again
January 22, 2026 at 7:48 PM
The best way to overcome your fears is to never face them again
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christmas is already in eleven months
January 25, 2026 at 2:49 PM
christmas is already in eleven months
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Instructor: "Welcome to salsa class! Who's ready to learn how to dance?"
Me, hiding tortilla chips bag: "There's been a misunderstanding."
Me, hiding tortilla chips bag: "There's been a misunderstanding."
November 12, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Instructor: "Welcome to salsa class! Who's ready to learn how to dance?"
Me, hiding tortilla chips bag: "There's been a misunderstanding."
Me, hiding tortilla chips bag: "There's been a misunderstanding."
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Sifting through snow for something lost and it's not the same as water neither is the prospect of finding anything without a flow but hey there it is, my little golden book of a poky cold world
January 26, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Sifting through snow for something lost and it's not the same as water neither is the prospect of finding anything without a flow but hey there it is, my little golden book of a poky cold world
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Welcome to January 235th, only eleventy million more days to go.
January 25, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Welcome to January 235th, only eleventy million more days to go.
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I peed a heart in the snow for you.
And it steamed because it was warm.
I know. I am super romantic.
And it steamed because it was warm.
I know. I am super romantic.
January 25, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I peed a heart in the snow for you.
And it steamed because it was warm.
I know. I am super romantic.
And it steamed because it was warm.
I know. I am super romantic.
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if you got pants on i feel bad for you son. i got 99 problems but britches ain’t one
January 24, 2026 at 6:17 AM
if you got pants on i feel bad for you son. i got 99 problems but britches ain’t one
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Sorry about your shitty weather to those experiencing shitty weather.
January 26, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Sorry about your shitty weather to those experiencing shitty weather.
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the worst part of waking up is when folgers is in your cup.
January 26, 2026 at 3:24 PM
the worst part of waking up is when folgers is in your cup.