Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller.bsky.social
(he/him) bidet, star trek, and cornball enthusiast
runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaapzdlwgaxts
dumber: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaane6crbwawc
runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaapzdlwgaxts
dumber: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaane6crbwawc
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no i don’t want to “hang out” i only want to be perceived two sentences at a time by strangers on the internet
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another satisfied bookmarker
January 28, 2026 at 4:09 AM
another satisfied bookmarker
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Snow dogs 🐶🩵
Toby and Huxley enjoying the fresh snow. ❄️
Toby and Huxley enjoying the fresh snow. ❄️
January 26, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Snow dogs 🐶🩵
Toby and Huxley enjoying the fresh snow. ❄️
Toby and Huxley enjoying the fresh snow. ❄️
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Talking to a new Gen Z friend
January 28, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Talking to a new Gen Z friend
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The ritual of reading a newspaper upside down in public was not even noticed so it worked, we are now incognito to invisible people reading right side up newspapers
January 27, 2026 at 5:41 AM
The ritual of reading a newspaper upside down in public was not even noticed so it worked, we are now incognito to invisible people reading right side up newspapers
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Don't perceive me while I'm hunched over my desk eating curry. I'll have naan of that!
January 9, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Don't perceive me while I'm hunched over my desk eating curry. I'll have naan of that!
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That bittersweet feeling when the smart skeet you’re proud of gets way less love than the ones about you eating toothpaste and cigarettes.
January 27, 2026 at 4:55 PM
That bittersweet feeling when the smart skeet you’re proud of gets way less love than the ones about you eating toothpaste and cigarettes.
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Now you’re just somebody that I used to check on in my weather app
January 27, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Now you’re just somebody that I used to check on in my weather app
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Lucid dreaming? Thanks I'm already awake in a nightmare
January 23, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Lucid dreaming? Thanks I'm already awake in a nightmare
no you’re thinking of paul bunyan’s cousin, john blysters
January 28, 2026 at 3:49 AM
no you’re thinking of paul bunyan’s cousin, john blysters
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shaq missed a huge entrepreneurial opportunity not patenting shaquille oatmeal
January 28, 2026 at 12:10 AM
shaq missed a huge entrepreneurial opportunity not patenting shaquille oatmeal
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why'd they make resign and resign have opposite meanings
January 27, 2026 at 11:53 PM
why'd they make resign and resign have opposite meanings
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If Taylor swift was a true artist she would’ve rhymed “Cardigan” with “fart again.”
January 28, 2026 at 1:38 AM
If Taylor swift was a true artist she would’ve rhymed “Cardigan” with “fart again.”
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the beautiful thing about "turd" is that it works with so many vowels. tird. terd. tyrd. the possibilities, children. the possibilities!
epilogue: i was not asked back to the library youth story hour
epilogue: i was not asked back to the library youth story hour
January 28, 2026 at 1:08 AM
the beautiful thing about "turd" is that it works with so many vowels. tird. terd. tyrd. the possibilities, children. the possibilities!
epilogue: i was not asked back to the library youth story hour
epilogue: i was not asked back to the library youth story hour
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(boss pulling me aside) I need you to stop saying Lucky whenever anyone calls out sick
January 26, 2026 at 4:40 PM
(boss pulling me aside) I need you to stop saying Lucky whenever anyone calls out sick
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you’ve heard of dude wipes now get ready as i launch: dude therapy
January 27, 2026 at 6:30 AM
you’ve heard of dude wipes now get ready as i launch: dude therapy
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TikTok speech is so funny because I thought dude just really loved corn for a minute
January 27, 2026 at 9:15 PM
TikTok speech is so funny because I thought dude just really loved corn for a minute
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Why are they called dating website usernames and not ‘love handles’
January 27, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Why are they called dating website usernames and not ‘love handles’
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Adding the entire dictionary one word at a time to my mute list until I know peace.
January 27, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Adding the entire dictionary one word at a time to my mute list until I know peace.
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tiramisu is called tirawesu if you share it
January 27, 2026 at 9:04 PM
tiramisu is called tirawesu if you share it
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I build dis 4 my bday
January 27, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I build dis 4 my bday
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Here’s a tip for staying warm-
*my tauntaun screams and bolts for the door*
*my tauntaun screams and bolts for the door*
January 27, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Here’s a tip for staying warm-
*my tauntaun screams and bolts for the door*
*my tauntaun screams and bolts for the door*
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Told my kids they could either get guacamole on their Chipotle order or they could go to college. They’re doing rock-paper-scissors to decide.
May 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Told my kids they could either get guacamole on their Chipotle order or they could go to college. They’re doing rock-paper-scissors to decide.
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they should invent girl scout cookies that come with airtight alibis as to why you couldn't have possibly eaten both sleeves of girl scout cookies because you were, uhhhh, bowling
January 27, 2026 at 3:03 AM
they should invent girl scout cookies that come with airtight alibis as to why you couldn't have possibly eaten both sleeves of girl scout cookies because you were, uhhhh, bowling
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live laugh lament the passing of time
January 26, 2026 at 8:23 PM
live laugh lament the passing of time
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I’m usually a pretty cheerful person
but today is definitely a fuck everything kinda day
but today is definitely a fuck everything kinda day
January 27, 2026 at 12:42 PM
I’m usually a pretty cheerful person
but today is definitely a fuck everything kinda day
but today is definitely a fuck everything kinda day