Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller.bsky.social
(he/him) bidet & star trek enthusiast. cornball
runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
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runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
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no i don’t want to “hang out” i only want to be perceived two sentences at a time by strangers on the internet
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Pretty cool that The Devil can be defeated by a fiddler
January 27, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Pretty cool that The Devil can be defeated by a fiddler
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I had social skills that one time back in the 90s
February 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I had social skills that one time back in the 90s
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signal is compromised but you can just post your secret messages on my posts, no one reads them anyway
January 27, 2026 at 6:39 AM
signal is compromised but you can just post your secret messages on my posts, no one reads them anyway
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[Se7en]
BRAD PITT: what’s in the box
MORGAN FREEMAN: [cuts open box, camera zooms in and reveals that the box’s contents are kittens]
DIRECTOR: god damnit CUT
BRAD PITT: what’s in the box
MORGAN FREEMAN: [cuts open box, camera zooms in and reveals that the box’s contents are kittens]
DIRECTOR: god damnit CUT
December 15, 2023 at 12:20 AM
[Se7en]
BRAD PITT: what’s in the box
MORGAN FREEMAN: [cuts open box, camera zooms in and reveals that the box’s contents are kittens]
DIRECTOR: god damnit CUT
BRAD PITT: what’s in the box
MORGAN FREEMAN: [cuts open box, camera zooms in and reveals that the box’s contents are kittens]
DIRECTOR: god damnit CUT
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[throws a bouquet into the crowd at a funeral to decide who dies next]
December 29, 2023 at 12:01 AM
[throws a bouquet into the crowd at a funeral to decide who dies next]
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Fuck nudes, go into the woods and kill my dinner
January 14, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Fuck nudes, go into the woods and kill my dinner
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idc what anyone says, that black muumuu looks great on you your honor
January 27, 2026 at 3:37 AM
idc what anyone says, that black muumuu looks great on you your honor
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the horrors persist, but so do i, only out of pure spite
January 23, 2026 at 7:51 PM
the horrors persist, but so do i, only out of pure spite
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channelling your rage into humour is an underrated coping mechanism
January 27, 2026 at 1:37 AM
channelling your rage into humour is an underrated coping mechanism
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the hummingbirds must not like the water we made for them because they keep pooping in the tip jar by the feeder
January 24, 2026 at 1:10 AM
the hummingbirds must not like the water we made for them because they keep pooping in the tip jar by the feeder
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i was wondering if there is a word hidden in the alphabet and the answer is ‘no’
January 26, 2026 at 6:07 PM
i was wondering if there is a word hidden in the alphabet and the answer is ‘no’
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if a stranger posts about something they enjoy and you feel it's necessary to come in hot chastising them for daring to post about anything besides all the horrible shit happening in the world instead, YOU are the asshole, actually
January 27, 2026 at 12:00 AM
if a stranger posts about something they enjoy and you feel it's necessary to come in hot chastising them for daring to post about anything besides all the horrible shit happening in the world instead, YOU are the asshole, actually
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Trying to be quiet when you get a midnight snack is like being a secret agent in your own home.
Every floorboard is a landmine, every wrapper is a megaphone. Only thing missing is the laser beams.
Every floorboard is a landmine, every wrapper is a megaphone. Only thing missing is the laser beams.
January 25, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Trying to be quiet when you get a midnight snack is like being a secret agent in your own home.
Every floorboard is a landmine, every wrapper is a megaphone. Only thing missing is the laser beams.
Every floorboard is a landmine, every wrapper is a megaphone. Only thing missing is the laser beams.
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Monday: *exists*
Me: Every week with this fucking guy.
Me: Every week with this fucking guy.
January 26, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Monday: *exists*
Me: Every week with this fucking guy.
Me: Every week with this fucking guy.
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I didn’t stay in bed all day. I did chill in the chair some. Big difference.
January 25, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I didn’t stay in bed all day. I did chill in the chair some. Big difference.
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What sucks about being “the strong one,” is eventually, people stop asking if you’re okay, because they assume you always will be.
January 26, 2026 at 1:23 PM
What sucks about being “the strong one,” is eventually, people stop asking if you’re okay, because they assume you always will be.
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I’m in group counselling for people who talk too much. It’s called People Who Go On Anon.
January 26, 2026 at 8:24 PM
I’m in group counselling for people who talk too much. It’s called People Who Go On Anon.
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Me, after thinking of a funny reply: *teehee
Me, while typing said reply: who actually gives a fuck *delete*
Me, while typing said reply: who actually gives a fuck *delete*
January 25, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Me, after thinking of a funny reply: *teehee
Me, while typing said reply: who actually gives a fuck *delete*
Me, while typing said reply: who actually gives a fuck *delete*
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Maintaining eye contact to assert my dominance, while tongue punching my pudding cup.
January 24, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Maintaining eye contact to assert my dominance, while tongue punching my pudding cup.
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𝓅𝑜𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒾𝓃 𝒸𝓊𝓇𝓈𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓈𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓎 𝒹𝑜𝓃’𝓉 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝓌𝑒’𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝒶𝓁𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓂
January 26, 2026 at 11:55 PM
𝓅𝑜𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒾𝓃 𝒸𝓊𝓇𝓈𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓈𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓎 𝒹𝑜𝓃’𝓉 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝓌𝑒’𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝒶𝓁𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓂
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Asking my magic 8ball if it's mad at me
January 27, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Asking my magic 8ball if it's mad at me
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i usually don’t post the things that make me laugh the hardest bc that would be wrong
January 26, 2026 at 6:16 PM
i usually don’t post the things that make me laugh the hardest bc that would be wrong
my heart was in the right place (freezer)
January 27, 2026 at 2:55 AM
my heart was in the right place (freezer)
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I can’t explain it but eating raw vegetables when it’s cold outside really kills my vibe
January 26, 2026 at 4:01 AM
I can’t explain it but eating raw vegetables when it’s cold outside really kills my vibe
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The opposite of grilled cheese is chilled grease
January 26, 2026 at 11:35 PM
The opposite of grilled cheese is chilled grease