Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller.bsky.social
(he/him) bidet & star trek enthusiast. cornball
runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
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runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
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no i don’t want to “hang out” i only want to be perceived two sentences at a time by strangers on the internet
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TikTok speech is so funny because I thought dude just really loved corn for a minute
January 27, 2026 at 9:15 PM
TikTok speech is so funny because I thought dude just really loved corn for a minute
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Why are they called dating website usernames and not ‘love handles’
January 27, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Why are they called dating website usernames and not ‘love handles’
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Adding the entire dictionary one word at a time to my mute list until I know peace.
January 27, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Adding the entire dictionary one word at a time to my mute list until I know peace.
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tiramisu is called tirawesu if you share it
January 27, 2026 at 9:04 PM
tiramisu is called tirawesu if you share it
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I build dis 4 my bday
January 27, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I build dis 4 my bday
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Here’s a tip for staying warm-
*my tauntaun screams and bolts for the door*
*my tauntaun screams and bolts for the door*
January 27, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Here’s a tip for staying warm-
*my tauntaun screams and bolts for the door*
*my tauntaun screams and bolts for the door*
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Told my kids they could either get guacamole on their Chipotle order or they could go to college. They’re doing rock-paper-scissors to decide.
May 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Told my kids they could either get guacamole on their Chipotle order or they could go to college. They’re doing rock-paper-scissors to decide.
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they should invent girl scout cookies that come with airtight alibis as to why you couldn't have possibly eaten both sleeves of girl scout cookies because you were, uhhhh, bowling
January 27, 2026 at 3:03 AM
they should invent girl scout cookies that come with airtight alibis as to why you couldn't have possibly eaten both sleeves of girl scout cookies because you were, uhhhh, bowling
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live laugh lament the passing of time
January 26, 2026 at 8:23 PM
live laugh lament the passing of time
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I’m usually a pretty cheerful person
but today is definitely a fuck everything kinda day
but today is definitely a fuck everything kinda day
January 27, 2026 at 12:42 PM
I’m usually a pretty cheerful person
but today is definitely a fuck everything kinda day
but today is definitely a fuck everything kinda day
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You know that time when it’s time to eat cereal? Yeah, it’s that time.
January 27, 2026 at 7:28 PM
You know that time when it’s time to eat cereal? Yeah, it’s that time.
Happy Birthday Wristy!! 🥳🎉
Roller skating is just walking, but with extra consequences
January 27, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Happy Birthday Wristy!! 🥳🎉
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Roller skating is just walking, but with extra consequences
January 26, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Roller skating is just walking, but with extra consequences
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doing scorpion’s “get over here!” a lot more now that my bebé is crawling
January 27, 2026 at 3:14 PM
doing scorpion’s “get over here!” a lot more now that my bebé is crawling
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So much progress, and still no bills that pay themselves
January 16, 2026 at 1:03 PM
So much progress, and still no bills that pay themselves
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Woke up again how many times can i wake up
January 26, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Woke up again how many times can i wake up
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My wife is walking around in fishnet stockings. What a hot mesh.
January 27, 2026 at 5:13 PM
My wife is walking around in fishnet stockings. What a hot mesh.
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That monkey was right, it's definitely the blurst of times
January 27, 2026 at 5:28 PM
That monkey was right, it's definitely the blurst of times
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kid: where do baby horses come from
dad: (thinking about horse copier) horse copier
dad: (thinking about horse copier) horse copier
January 21, 2026 at 7:18 AM
kid: where do baby horses come from
dad: (thinking about horse copier) horse copier
dad: (thinking about horse copier) horse copier
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Ask your doctor if pharmaceutical grade grilled cheese sandwiches are right for you.
January 26, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Ask your doctor if pharmaceutical grade grilled cheese sandwiches are right for you.
they should let the guy who named it a “spudger” name more tools
January 27, 2026 at 5:58 PM
they should let the guy who named it a “spudger” name more tools
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they should make a coffee strong enough to make itself
January 27, 2026 at 5:28 PM
they should make a coffee strong enough to make itself
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woke up and chose oblivious
January 27, 2026 at 3:16 PM
woke up and chose oblivious
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good morning it's time to think about how cool spiders are for a few minutes then you can continue with your day
January 27, 2026 at 3:48 PM
good morning it's time to think about how cool spiders are for a few minutes then you can continue with your day