Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller.bsky.social
(he/him) bidet & star trek enthusiast. cornball
runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaapzdlwgaxts
dumber: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaane6crbwawc
runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaapzdlwgaxts
dumber: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaane6crbwawc
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no i don’t want to “hang out” i only want to be perceived two sentences at a time by strangers on the internet
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they should make a coffee strong enough to make itself
January 27, 2026 at 5:28 PM
they should make a coffee strong enough to make itself
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woke up and chose oblivious
January 27, 2026 at 3:16 PM
woke up and chose oblivious
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good morning it's time to think about how cool spiders are for a few minutes then you can continue with your day
January 27, 2026 at 3:48 PM
good morning it's time to think about how cool spiders are for a few minutes then you can continue with your day
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what did he see
January 27, 2026 at 5:42 AM
what did he see
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my husband is shopping for hand weights. he just handed me his phone and said "this is a dildo, not a weight- right?"
January 27, 2026 at 6:35 AM
my husband is shopping for hand weights. he just handed me his phone and said "this is a dildo, not a weight- right?"
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get yourself an original from @angrychango.bsky.social and support your bsky artists
January 27, 2026 at 4:38 PM
get yourself an original from @angrychango.bsky.social and support your bsky artists
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for sale:
pocketful of sunshine (heavily used, empty, and nowhere to refill)
pocketful of sunshine (heavily used, empty, and nowhere to refill)
January 27, 2026 at 1:49 PM
for sale:
pocketful of sunshine (heavily used, empty, and nowhere to refill)
pocketful of sunshine (heavily used, empty, and nowhere to refill)
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What’s your favorite movie about a Jamaican bobsled team competing in the Winter Olympics?
January 27, 2026 at 2:19 PM
What’s your favorite movie about a Jamaican bobsled team competing in the Winter Olympics?
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do you need me to light the joke and smoke it for you too
January 27, 2026 at 11:34 AM
do you need me to light the joke and smoke it for you too
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y no lesbian hockey show
January 27, 2026 at 2:15 AM
y no lesbian hockey show
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Pretty cool that The Devil can be defeated by a fiddler
January 27, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Pretty cool that The Devil can be defeated by a fiddler
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I had social skills that one time back in the 90s
February 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I had social skills that one time back in the 90s
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signal is compromised but you can just post your secret messages on my posts, no one reads them anyway
January 27, 2026 at 6:39 AM
signal is compromised but you can just post your secret messages on my posts, no one reads them anyway
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[Se7en]
BRAD PITT: what’s in the box
MORGAN FREEMAN: [cuts open box, camera zooms in and reveals that the box’s contents are kittens]
DIRECTOR: god damnit CUT
BRAD PITT: what’s in the box
MORGAN FREEMAN: [cuts open box, camera zooms in and reveals that the box’s contents are kittens]
DIRECTOR: god damnit CUT
December 15, 2023 at 12:20 AM
[Se7en]
BRAD PITT: what’s in the box
MORGAN FREEMAN: [cuts open box, camera zooms in and reveals that the box’s contents are kittens]
DIRECTOR: god damnit CUT
BRAD PITT: what’s in the box
MORGAN FREEMAN: [cuts open box, camera zooms in and reveals that the box’s contents are kittens]
DIRECTOR: god damnit CUT
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[throws a bouquet into the crowd at a funeral to decide who dies next]
December 29, 2023 at 12:01 AM
[throws a bouquet into the crowd at a funeral to decide who dies next]
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Fuck nudes, go into the woods and kill my dinner
January 14, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Fuck nudes, go into the woods and kill my dinner
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idc what anyone says, that black muumuu looks great on you your honor
January 27, 2026 at 3:37 AM
idc what anyone says, that black muumuu looks great on you your honor
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the horrors persist, but so do i, only out of pure spite
January 23, 2026 at 7:51 PM
the horrors persist, but so do i, only out of pure spite
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channelling your rage into humour is an underrated coping mechanism
January 27, 2026 at 1:37 AM
channelling your rage into humour is an underrated coping mechanism
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the hummingbirds must not like the water we made for them because they keep pooping in the tip jar by the feeder
January 24, 2026 at 1:10 AM
the hummingbirds must not like the water we made for them because they keep pooping in the tip jar by the feeder
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i was wondering if there is a word hidden in the alphabet and the answer is ‘no’
January 26, 2026 at 6:07 PM
i was wondering if there is a word hidden in the alphabet and the answer is ‘no’
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if a stranger posts about something they enjoy and you feel it's necessary to come in hot chastising them for daring to post about anything besides all the horrible shit happening in the world instead, YOU are the asshole, actually
January 27, 2026 at 12:00 AM
if a stranger posts about something they enjoy and you feel it's necessary to come in hot chastising them for daring to post about anything besides all the horrible shit happening in the world instead, YOU are the asshole, actually
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Trying to be quiet when you get a midnight snack is like being a secret agent in your own home.
Every floorboard is a landmine, every wrapper is a megaphone. Only thing missing is the laser beams.
Every floorboard is a landmine, every wrapper is a megaphone. Only thing missing is the laser beams.
January 25, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Trying to be quiet when you get a midnight snack is like being a secret agent in your own home.
Every floorboard is a landmine, every wrapper is a megaphone. Only thing missing is the laser beams.
Every floorboard is a landmine, every wrapper is a megaphone. Only thing missing is the laser beams.
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Monday: *exists*
Me: Every week with this fucking guy.
Me: Every week with this fucking guy.
January 26, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Monday: *exists*
Me: Every week with this fucking guy.
Me: Every week with this fucking guy.
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I didn’t stay in bed all day. I did chill in the chair some. Big difference.
January 25, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I didn’t stay in bed all day. I did chill in the chair some. Big difference.