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Daisy
@daisy91.bsky.social
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · Oct 11
Everything tastes better with a dollop of Daisy
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ehhjax.bsky.social
I hope you found a little bit of joy in your day today
January 29, 2026 at 3:57 AM
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honeybadgermel.bsky.social
I keep trying to find my lighter side but it seems to have floated away.
October 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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honeybadgermel.bsky.social
Trust is a rare commodity. Once lost, almost impossible to regain.
January 23, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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justmebutnot1.bsky.social
I challenge you to find a term more confusing than biweekly.
January 20, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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ashhull.bsky.social
Lunacy would be a great girl's name.
January 28, 2026 at 6:02 AM
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ashhull.bsky.social
Cut my own bagel if you're looking for a daredevil.
January 28, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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daddyjew.bsky.social
everyone knows that true success is defined by having a second refrigerator in your home
January 29, 2026 at 3:53 AM
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randommuser.bsky.social
I’m sick and the doctor says I’ll only get better if you like and repost
January 29, 2026 at 7:21 AM
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lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Knowing the facts is not the same as embracing them.
January 14, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Some people are not capable of the depth of self-reflection necessary for genuine change.
January 28, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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uffdada.bsky.social
Having to say “stay safe” instead of “have a great day” at the end of each phone call is distressing.
January 28, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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uffdada.bsky.social
I’m ready to go to Xanadu.
January 29, 2026 at 12:47 AM
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imwintersmom.bsky.social
eighteen ways to smoke weed, thirteen pairs of glasses; not a single one in sight.
January 29, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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imwintersmom.bsky.social
my nine year old thinks goosing is competitive. her timing is impeccable.
January 29, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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steamymac.bsky.social
Me: Hi.

Her: I don’t think so, lunatic.
January 29, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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funkelly.bsky.social
it’s ok if you like your own post if it has only 68 likes already
January 29, 2026 at 6:55 AM
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cosmicclau.bsky.social
channelling your rage into humour is an underrated coping mechanism
January 27, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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grilldcheese.bsky.social
who called it going to school for dermatology when "collagen" was right there
January 29, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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theselittlemusings.bsky.social
Wait, people are actually going live? What a world we live in
January 29, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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theselittlemusings.bsky.social
My best magic trick was taking six inches and pushing out 19
January 29, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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lizzlepants.bsky.social
I cheated on my AI boyfriend with the roomba
January 29, 2026 at 10:15 AM
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xinicit.bsky.social
I don’t want pity sex but I’m offended that it’s not on the table
January 29, 2026 at 10:20 AM
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daddyjew.bsky.social
sorry for all of the horrible things i said when we were waiting for the pizza guy to get here
January 29, 2026 at 10:35 AM
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myhiveaway.bsky.social
I should pee before I go.
- a memoir
January 29, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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shannanegans.bsky.social
*looks up from blow job*

Are you gonna repost me now?
January 27, 2026 at 5:25 PM