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Being an adult means you just don’t care if there’s a monster under your bed anymore.
Nice 😂
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Good one!
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Of course!
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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I used to be young. Now I feel a little badass when I close the oven door with my foot
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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waffles should have more confidence
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Quick question guys: Am I still supposed to have hope?
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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while i do appreciate advice, i’m currently acting on vibes alone
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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why would I wanna challenge myself that doesn’t sound relaxing at all
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Nice 😂
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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If you’re trying to sell me a shirt with a bow on it, we can talk. If you’re trying to sell me a shirt with ruffles on it, get the hell out of here.
November 25, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Googled if you can use queen sheets on a full bed. The answer is yes but they will be too big.
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Oh you love Thanksgiving?

Name every disease the settlers gave the natives.
November 27, 2024 at 3:44 PM
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i like my women how i like my breadcrumbs, hot and toasted
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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be the shit storm on the local horizon
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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I’m too lazy for two accounts so this will also be my anonymous alt going forward.
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Had a dream there was a strip club that served cinnamon rolls the size of cakes.
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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brining the turkey in Monster energy this year to offset the tryptophan
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Highlight your flaws with bold colors!
November 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Just a kiss on the lips in the moonlight just a touch of the fire burning so bright could fix me
November 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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The test subjects in the beta project today were labelled "testees" and my inner 13 year old absolutely frolicked
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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I prefer my insanity virtual, thanks.
November 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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It’s just me, this giant wheel of cheese, & my cats against the world
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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White people love a good pie chart
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Alarm in 4hrs. So who's burning down the world with me?
November 25, 2025 at 6:46 AM