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Daisy
@daisy91.bsky.social
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Everything tastes better with a dollop of Daisy
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excuse me? this home is a GOSH forsaken HECK hole young man
January 28, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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they should invent powdered donuts that don’t get powder everywhere
January 29, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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I'm still on my free trial of Bluesky
January 28, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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My rap name is lil fire stick
January 29, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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i like me better when im in you
January 29, 2026 at 12:59 PM
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in Heinz sight, those french fries definitely needed some ketchup
January 29, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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you all are boring me. if you need me I'll be over on Facebook liking different kinds of cheeses
January 30, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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If you hear spooky noises at night, make even spookier noises to assert dominance.
January 30, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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So who's going to give me a lil ego boost today then?
January 29, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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keep pruning, you're a rose, it's essential for growth
January 29, 2026 at 11:13 AM
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You know you have acquired wisdom when you do not hold a person’s cum face against them
January 29, 2026 at 12:21 PM
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imagine how much better this world would be if we gave huge bonuses to those who cared for children instead of those who terrorize them
January 23, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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Wow, SOMEBODY’S wearing their sassy nightshirt tonight, aren’t they…
January 30, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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had to be there.
sir, i don’t even want to be here.
January 29, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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always the 420, never the 69
January 29, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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left on read in teams
January 29, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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Heart out of hiding and into your hands
January 30, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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All time undefeated champ at pretending I’m okay, logging in
January 28, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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I started this ragtag army of shitposters from the block lists of our foes
January 29, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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I’m illiterate in every single language.
January 28, 2026 at 10:51 PM
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Me: Are you horny?

Her: Not for you, bud.
January 29, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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Look me in the ass and tell me you love me.
January 29, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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I also hate politics but I hope you’re feeling how much it affects you. Learn civics.
Learn it learn it. They’ll take your property, your identity. They can’t exist without us. Fuckem all
January 30, 2026 at 7:55 AM
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You look like someone who would pin somebody else's feed.
January 28, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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I'm thinking I should stop posting and instead start skeeting using interpretive dance.
January 28, 2026 at 11:57 PM