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Daisy
@daisy91.bsky.social
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Everything tastes better with a dollop of Daisy
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if its positivity you're after i can positively say we are fucked
January 27, 2026 at 1:56 PM
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you don’t have to tell me twice. i won’t listen the second time either.
January 26, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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they should let the guy who named it a “spudger” name more tools
January 27, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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A scalding shower could fix me
January 27, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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Today has suddenly gotten much better.
January 27, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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If you don’t fondle her in public, you don’t deserve to fondle her in private.
January 27, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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Imagine you and I creating a master race of kindness and compassion.
January 27, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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Oh, you don't believe in psyops? Explain Teletubbies then.
January 27, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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Stop liking my anxiety skeet with the typo. It’s giving me more anxiety
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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sticking my head out the window on the highway to plaster my face in frozen sandy road salt, the world's greatest exfoliant.
January 27, 2026 at 2:06 PM
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downloading signal now that i know it's compromised
January 27, 2026 at 3:11 AM
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tell me captcha, does the side view mirror count as part of the motorcycle? wait a second, technically this is a moped. holy shit am i a robot?
January 26, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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don't underestimate the power of being underestimated
January 27, 2026 at 12:54 PM
I’m usually a pretty cheerful person
but today is definitely a fuck everything kinda day
January 27, 2026 at 12:42 PM
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Say how you feel and hug your people. Life really is too short
January 27, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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I’ve had sex dreams before but it’s usually about MaryAnn or even Mrs Howell, never a professor
January 23, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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talking to the only ones that will listen
(stars)
January 26, 2026 at 5:28 AM
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Oh, you’re popular on social media?
cool.

The dogs at my local dog park think I’m the bomb and that’s basically equivalent.
January 26, 2026 at 6:16 AM
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if you want to be a nurse to “help people” you may be too caring to be a good nurse
January 16, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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Wake up, I had a dream about Linda Ronstadt’s cameltoe again.
January 26, 2026 at 11:35 AM
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i won’t tell anyone i’m crazy but there will be signs (i’m going to bed with socks on)
January 26, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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i found $10 in the pocket of an old coat, drugs are on me tonight
January 26, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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ill never see what you guys see in other people.
January 26, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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You seem like someone who always loses their lighter.
January 26, 2026 at 8:31 PM