Daisy
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Daisy
@daisy91.bsky.social
· Oct 11
Everything tastes better with a dollop of Daisy
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where do we sign up to get a very loud notification the second it finally happens I don’t wanna miss it
January 29, 2026 at 8:46 PM
where do we sign up to get a very loud notification the second it finally happens I don’t wanna miss it
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Dogs are cool.
Cats are cool.
People who think that you can’t love both equally therefore are 50% less happy than they could be.
It’s just mathematics.
Cats are cool.
People who think that you can’t love both equally therefore are 50% less happy than they could be.
It’s just mathematics.
January 29, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Dogs are cool.
Cats are cool.
People who think that you can’t love both equally therefore are 50% less happy than they could be.
It’s just mathematics.
Cats are cool.
People who think that you can’t love both equally therefore are 50% less happy than they could be.
It’s just mathematics.
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I hope you found a little bit of joy in your day today
January 29, 2026 at 3:57 AM
I hope you found a little bit of joy in your day today
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I keep trying to find my lighter side but it seems to have floated away.
October 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I keep trying to find my lighter side but it seems to have floated away.
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Trust is a rare commodity. Once lost, almost impossible to regain.
January 23, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Trust is a rare commodity. Once lost, almost impossible to regain.
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I challenge you to find a term more confusing than biweekly.
January 20, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I challenge you to find a term more confusing than biweekly.
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Lunacy would be a great girl's name.
January 28, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Lunacy would be a great girl's name.
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Cut my own bagel if you're looking for a daredevil.
January 28, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Cut my own bagel if you're looking for a daredevil.
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everyone knows that true success is defined by having a second refrigerator in your home
January 29, 2026 at 3:53 AM
everyone knows that true success is defined by having a second refrigerator in your home
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I’m sick and the doctor says I’ll only get better if you like and repost
January 29, 2026 at 7:21 AM
I’m sick and the doctor says I’ll only get better if you like and repost
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Knowing the facts is not the same as embracing them.
January 14, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Knowing the facts is not the same as embracing them.
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Some people are not capable of the depth of self-reflection necessary for genuine change.
January 28, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Some people are not capable of the depth of self-reflection necessary for genuine change.
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Having to say “stay safe” instead of “have a great day” at the end of each phone call is distressing.
January 28, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Having to say “stay safe” instead of “have a great day” at the end of each phone call is distressing.
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I’m ready to go to Xanadu.
January 29, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I’m ready to go to Xanadu.
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eighteen ways to smoke weed, thirteen pairs of glasses; not a single one in sight.
January 29, 2026 at 1:10 AM
eighteen ways to smoke weed, thirteen pairs of glasses; not a single one in sight.
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my nine year old thinks goosing is competitive. her timing is impeccable.
January 29, 2026 at 1:19 AM
my nine year old thinks goosing is competitive. her timing is impeccable.
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Me: Hi.
Her: I don’t think so, lunatic.
Her: I don’t think so, lunatic.
January 29, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Me: Hi.
Her: I don’t think so, lunatic.
Her: I don’t think so, lunatic.
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it’s ok if you like your own post if it has only 68 likes already
January 29, 2026 at 6:55 AM
it’s ok if you like your own post if it has only 68 likes already
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channelling your rage into humour is an underrated coping mechanism
January 27, 2026 at 1:37 AM
channelling your rage into humour is an underrated coping mechanism
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who called it going to school for dermatology when "collagen" was right there
January 29, 2026 at 1:18 AM
who called it going to school for dermatology when "collagen" was right there
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Wait, people are actually going live? What a world we live in
January 29, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Wait, people are actually going live? What a world we live in
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My best magic trick was taking six inches and pushing out 19
January 29, 2026 at 3:23 AM
My best magic trick was taking six inches and pushing out 19
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I cheated on my AI boyfriend with the roomba
January 29, 2026 at 10:15 AM
I cheated on my AI boyfriend with the roomba
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I don’t want pity sex but I’m offended that it’s not on the table
January 29, 2026 at 10:20 AM
I don’t want pity sex but I’m offended that it’s not on the table
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sorry for all of the horrible things i said when we were waiting for the pizza guy to get here
January 29, 2026 at 10:35 AM
sorry for all of the horrible things i said when we were waiting for the pizza guy to get here