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Daisy
@daisy91.bsky.social
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Everything tastes better with a dollop of Daisy
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*looks up from blow job*

Are you gonna repost me now?
January 27, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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Your inner demons feed on words left unspoken.
January 21, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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masturbating by hand like they did in the bible
January 28, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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[connery voice] shehawks to the shuper bowl
January 26, 2026 at 3:10 AM
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I wonder if that button stands for go live or go live? Either way, I'm never pushing that button.
January 29, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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ill eat your free raisinets but i wont like it
January 28, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Him: what’s your dream car
Me:
January 29, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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Here’s your moment of zen
January 28, 2026 at 11:19 AM
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I’m tired of people telling me to “take care.” Just once I’d like somebody to tell me to “fuck shit up.”
January 29, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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pet an orange cat 1 time and they try to merge souls with you
January 29, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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the cat will discover things in my house that I have never seen in my life
January 28, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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Jesus would have rollerbladed.
January 29, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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they can’t all be bangers but, some of us get pretty close
January 29, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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all the small things add up
January 28, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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[gets abducted]

Me: what made me stand out?
January 28, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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oh cool this tupperware i bought came with free ham inside
January 29, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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Bluesky? You mean the dating app for single spouses?
January 29, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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the older my daughter gets the more often i imagine a world in which children dont age
January 29, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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i only smoke on two days, when it’s my birthday and when it’s not
January 29, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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There is no regret in life more instantaneous than the gas station hot dog
January 28, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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sometimes you've just gotta raise an eyebrow, flip the bird and keep on going
January 28, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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Today's weirdo award goes to the person who commented on a photo of Floyd, followed me, then blocked me, all within 10 minutes.
January 28, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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(Feels a bit of hope)
*slaps hand*
NO!
January 28, 2026 at 2:03 PM
5 year old: what color should I color the eyes on this dinosaur
Me: green, like mine, because it’s rare
5yo: not as rare as a Spinosaurus
Me: whatever, your picture is dumb
January 28, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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Starting a anger management support group called Fuck This.
January 27, 2026 at 6:34 AM