Daisy
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Daisy
@daisy91.bsky.social
· Oct 11
Everything tastes better with a dollop of Daisy
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this cat's commitment to the bit of hating me is impressive, little does he know I still love his spicy ass
January 29, 2026 at 11:34 PM
this cat's commitment to the bit of hating me is impressive, little does he know I still love his spicy ass
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Dear whoever is in charge of "these things happen in threes":
Have I got some names for you.
Have I got some names for you.
January 30, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Dear whoever is in charge of "these things happen in threes":
Have I got some names for you.
Have I got some names for you.
him: wanna do something kinky?
me: yeah, tie me up and feed me taffy so I can’t pick it out of my teeth
him:
me: you can have some too
me: yeah, tie me up and feed me taffy so I can’t pick it out of my teeth
him:
me: you can have some too
January 30, 2026 at 10:46 PM
him: wanna do something kinky?
me: yeah, tie me up and feed me taffy so I can’t pick it out of my teeth
him:
me: you can have some too
me: yeah, tie me up and feed me taffy so I can’t pick it out of my teeth
him:
me: you can have some too
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I think spending a day with pandas would heal me
January 30, 2026 at 3:57 PM
I think spending a day with pandas would heal me
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Today’s flight-or-fight response is sponsored by events from 15 years ago.
January 30, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Today’s flight-or-fight response is sponsored by events from 15 years ago.
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me as a realtor: just think of all the elephants you could fit in this room.
January 30, 2026 at 5:36 PM
me as a realtor: just think of all the elephants you could fit in this room.
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you spoke and we listened. that's why we're doing the exact opposite of what you suggested.
January 30, 2026 at 5:16 PM
you spoke and we listened. that's why we're doing the exact opposite of what you suggested.
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i'm not sure if i need a validation lay or a spa day or a vacay
but i bet one of those would fix me.
but i bet one of those would fix me.
January 29, 2026 at 2:29 PM
i'm not sure if i need a validation lay or a spa day or a vacay
but i bet one of those would fix me.
but i bet one of those would fix me.
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(takes hit) that’s what i love about these 7up zero two liters, man. i get older, they stay the same price
January 30, 2026 at 10:07 PM
(takes hit) that’s what i love about these 7up zero two liters, man. i get older, they stay the same price
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Opening a fresh package of chapsticks.
"I can't wait to lose these."
"I can't wait to lose these."
January 30, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Opening a fresh package of chapsticks.
"I can't wait to lose these."
"I can't wait to lose these."
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on the bright side of things, there's maybe next year.
January 30, 2026 at 10:13 PM
on the bright side of things, there's maybe next year.
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when the guys from Coldpay get a tapeworm they have para, para, parasites
January 30, 2026 at 8:22 PM
when the guys from Coldpay get a tapeworm they have para, para, parasites
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Note to self - never crash a random orgy.
January 30, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Note to self - never crash a random orgy.
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A new baby girl has entered the world today.
1/30/26
10:01 am
7 lbs 1 oz
19 3/4”
I’m not crying. You are.
1/30/26
10:01 am
7 lbs 1 oz
19 3/4”
I’m not crying. You are.
Officially on baby watch for granddaughter #2! 😳
January 30, 2026 at 5:31 PM
A new baby girl has entered the world today.
1/30/26
10:01 am
7 lbs 1 oz
19 3/4”
I’m not crying. You are.
1/30/26
10:01 am
7 lbs 1 oz
19 3/4”
I’m not crying. You are.
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I’ll be your dirty little secret if you do that thing I like
(bring me breakfast tacos)
(bring me breakfast tacos)
January 30, 2026 at 11:46 AM
I’ll be your dirty little secret if you do that thing I like
(bring me breakfast tacos)
(bring me breakfast tacos)
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*feeling my anxiety solidify into a constant knot in my stomach*
January 30, 2026 at 1:25 PM
*feeling my anxiety solidify into a constant knot in my stomach*
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the best lovers are also good people
January 30, 2026 at 3:33 AM
the best lovers are also good people
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sex is great but I’m really into decency these days
January 30, 2026 at 1:48 AM
sex is great but I’m really into decency these days
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I miss saying I love you. So I love you.
January 30, 2026 at 12:26 AM
I miss saying I love you. So I love you.
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I already don’t want to get out of bed for work tomorrow morning
January 30, 2026 at 3:55 AM
I already don’t want to get out of bed for work tomorrow morning
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Having to go pee is annoying. When I’m all snug and cozy under blankets & animals, I should be able to hit pause on my bladder for a few hours
January 29, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Having to go pee is annoying. When I’m all snug and cozy under blankets & animals, I should be able to hit pause on my bladder for a few hours
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Wishing you the best of luck in there, dear “hand wash and hang dry only”. I hope to see you’ve held up well on the other side of your treacherous journey
January 29, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Wishing you the best of luck in there, dear “hand wash and hang dry only”. I hope to see you’ve held up well on the other side of your treacherous journey
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There's no lost and found for logic.
January 29, 2026 at 7:04 PM
There's no lost and found for logic.
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You seem angry. Have a Snickers.
January 29, 2026 at 7:14 PM
You seem angry. Have a Snickers.
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Chat GPT is too young to be giving life advice
January 30, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Chat GPT is too young to be giving life advice