Daisy
@daisy91.bsky.social
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Daisy
@daisy91.bsky.social
· Oct 11
Everything tastes better with a dollop of Daisy
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if its positivity you're after i can positively say we are fucked
January 27, 2026 at 1:56 PM
if its positivity you're after i can positively say we are fucked
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you don’t have to tell me twice. i won’t listen the second time either.
January 26, 2026 at 11:22 PM
you don’t have to tell me twice. i won’t listen the second time either.
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they should let the guy who named it a “spudger” name more tools
January 27, 2026 at 5:58 PM
they should let the guy who named it a “spudger” name more tools
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A scalding shower could fix me
January 27, 2026 at 6:20 PM
A scalding shower could fix me
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Today has suddenly gotten much better.
January 27, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Today has suddenly gotten much better.
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If you don’t fondle her in public, you don’t deserve to fondle her in private.
January 27, 2026 at 3:20 PM
If you don’t fondle her in public, you don’t deserve to fondle her in private.
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Imagine you and I creating a master race of kindness and compassion.
January 27, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Imagine you and I creating a master race of kindness and compassion.
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Oh, you don't believe in psyops? Explain Teletubbies then.
January 27, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Oh, you don't believe in psyops? Explain Teletubbies then.
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Stop liking my anxiety skeet with the typo. It’s giving me more anxiety
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Stop liking my anxiety skeet with the typo. It’s giving me more anxiety
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sticking my head out the window on the highway to plaster my face in frozen sandy road salt, the world's greatest exfoliant.
January 27, 2026 at 2:06 PM
sticking my head out the window on the highway to plaster my face in frozen sandy road salt, the world's greatest exfoliant.
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downloading signal now that i know it's compromised
January 27, 2026 at 3:11 AM
downloading signal now that i know it's compromised
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tell me captcha, does the side view mirror count as part of the motorcycle? wait a second, technically this is a moped. holy shit am i a robot?
January 26, 2026 at 2:57 AM
tell me captcha, does the side view mirror count as part of the motorcycle? wait a second, technically this is a moped. holy shit am i a robot?
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don't underestimate the power of being underestimated
January 27, 2026 at 12:54 PM
don't underestimate the power of being underestimated
I’m usually a pretty cheerful person
but today is definitely a fuck everything kinda day
but today is definitely a fuck everything kinda day
January 27, 2026 at 12:42 PM
I’m usually a pretty cheerful person
but today is definitely a fuck everything kinda day
but today is definitely a fuck everything kinda day
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Say how you feel and hug your people. Life really is too short
January 27, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Say how you feel and hug your people. Life really is too short
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I’ve had sex dreams before but it’s usually about MaryAnn or even Mrs Howell, never a professor
January 23, 2026 at 1:11 PM
I’ve had sex dreams before but it’s usually about MaryAnn or even Mrs Howell, never a professor
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talking to the only ones that will listen
(stars)
(stars)
January 26, 2026 at 5:28 AM
talking to the only ones that will listen
(stars)
(stars)
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Oh, you’re popular on social media?
cool.
The dogs at my local dog park think I’m the bomb and that’s basically equivalent.
cool.
The dogs at my local dog park think I’m the bomb and that’s basically equivalent.
January 26, 2026 at 6:16 AM
Oh, you’re popular on social media?
cool.
The dogs at my local dog park think I’m the bomb and that’s basically equivalent.
cool.
The dogs at my local dog park think I’m the bomb and that’s basically equivalent.
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if you want to be a nurse to “help people” you may be too caring to be a good nurse
January 16, 2026 at 4:17 PM
if you want to be a nurse to “help people” you may be too caring to be a good nurse
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Wake up, I had a dream about Linda Ronstadt’s cameltoe again.
January 26, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Wake up, I had a dream about Linda Ronstadt’s cameltoe again.
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i won’t tell anyone i’m crazy but there will be signs (i’m going to bed with socks on)
January 26, 2026 at 3:00 AM
i won’t tell anyone i’m crazy but there will be signs (i’m going to bed with socks on)
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i found $10 in the pocket of an old coat, drugs are on me tonight
January 26, 2026 at 9:53 PM
i found $10 in the pocket of an old coat, drugs are on me tonight
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ill never see what you guys see in other people.
January 26, 2026 at 8:32 PM
ill never see what you guys see in other people.
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You seem like someone who always loses their lighter.
January 26, 2026 at 8:31 PM
You seem like someone who always loses their lighter.