Daisy
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Daisy
@daisy91.bsky.social
· Oct 11
Everything tastes better with a dollop of Daisy
5 year old: what color should I color the eyes on this dinosaur
Me: green, like mine, because it’s rare
5yo: not as rare as a Spinosaurus
Me: whatever, your picture is dumb
Me: green, like mine, because it’s rare
5yo: not as rare as a Spinosaurus
Me: whatever, your picture is dumb
January 28, 2026 at 1:11 PM
5 year old: what color should I color the eyes on this dinosaur
Me: green, like mine, because it’s rare
5yo: not as rare as a Spinosaurus
Me: whatever, your picture is dumb
Me: green, like mine, because it’s rare
5yo: not as rare as a Spinosaurus
Me: whatever, your picture is dumb
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Starting a anger management support group called Fuck This.
January 27, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Starting a anger management support group called Fuck This.
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Friday night, let’s do this! *goes to bed*
January 23, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Friday night, let’s do this! *goes to bed*
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The queen of procrastination? Aww thank you, I’m flattered.
January 27, 2026 at 1:01 PM
The queen of procrastination? Aww thank you, I’m flattered.
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Hey you, I think you're perfect the way that you are
January 27, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Hey you, I think you're perfect the way that you are
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I never know what to do with my hands when I’m being gaslighted
January 28, 2026 at 3:53 AM
I never know what to do with my hands when I’m being gaslighted
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Fuck oranges. It's too much work
January 28, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Fuck oranges. It's too much work
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I may know a lot of useless facts but it's not my fault they're useless
January 27, 2026 at 11:24 PM
I may know a lot of useless facts but it's not my fault they're useless
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youre still on my to do list
January 28, 2026 at 3:09 AM
youre still on my to do list
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i got out of bed and no one applauded. tough crowd.
January 28, 2026 at 12:17 PM
i got out of bed and no one applauded. tough crowd.
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I couldn’t even tell if it was cake or not so don’t ask me if it’s ai
January 27, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I couldn’t even tell if it was cake or not so don’t ask me if it’s ai
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All these thoughts have your name in them.
January 20, 2026 at 8:21 PM
All these thoughts have your name in them.
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It all went to shit when people started having to ask how much something is at the dollar store.
January 27, 2026 at 1:07 PM
It all went to shit when people started having to ask how much something is at the dollar store.
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[hour two at the gym] heheh ima give the strongest hugs
January 28, 2026 at 1:00 AM
[hour two at the gym] heheh ima give the strongest hugs
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I like to fire up the roomba when my cat starts mouthing off
January 28, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I like to fire up the roomba when my cat starts mouthing off
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I sang “2 Become 1” by Spice Girls directly into your Ring cam, please respond
January 26, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I sang “2 Become 1” by Spice Girls directly into your Ring cam, please respond
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*standing over your bloody body with a knife in my hand*
maybe in your next life you’ll remember to chew with your mouth closed
maybe in your next life you’ll remember to chew with your mouth closed
January 28, 2026 at 1:58 AM
*standing over your bloody body with a knife in my hand*
maybe in your next life you’ll remember to chew with your mouth closed
maybe in your next life you’ll remember to chew with your mouth closed
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Here's a tip for staying warm:
Go somewhere warm
Go somewhere warm
January 27, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Here's a tip for staying warm:
Go somewhere warm
Go somewhere warm
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Pouring a circle of maple syrup around myself to keep the demons away.
January 27, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Pouring a circle of maple syrup around myself to keep the demons away.
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Friends let friends eat cake for dinner.
January 28, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Friends let friends eat cake for dinner.
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Goddess give me strength
January 20, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Goddess give me strength
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I go tat for tit just to be contrary
January 26, 2026 at 6:08 AM
I go tat for tit just to be contrary
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mayonnaise is just bread moisturizer
January 19, 2026 at 5:02 AM
mayonnaise is just bread moisturizer
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they say dress for the job you want but i can’t get lasers to shoot out of my eyes
January 20, 2026 at 2:16 PM
they say dress for the job you want but i can’t get lasers to shoot out of my eyes
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Valentine's day is 18 days away. So there should still be plenty of hitmen available for hire
January 27, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Valentine's day is 18 days away. So there should still be plenty of hitmen available for hire