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Why would anyone leave a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country?
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· Nov 13
As a former journalist I want to highlight an inaccuracy in your article regarding Alf Hog
The best thing about taking on the holiday protein is that you can get away with not doing much else.
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
The best thing about taking on the holiday protein is that you can get away with not doing much else.
Excuse me that’s a USIANicano
"Our taste in coffee is just as bad as the Yanks" is such a classic Quebecois move.
www.etymonline.com/word/Americano
www.etymonline.com/word/Americano
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Excuse me that’s a USIANicano
Going to start calling bread yeast lumps because technically, it is true, and technicalities are more important than clarity
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Going to start calling bread yeast lumps because technically, it is true, and technicalities are more important than clarity
Honestly this is the extremly low stakes online arguing I relish in
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Honestly this is the extremly low stakes online arguing I relish in
RIP Hawaii 😢
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 AM
RIP Hawaii 😢
Had a Thanksgiving stress dream in which my mom said my roasted carrot dish tasted “weird” and then refused to elaborate.
I wouldn’t let it go and was like what do you mean! They’re just baby carrots! why are they weird!
she never did explain
I wouldn’t let it go and was like what do you mean! They’re just baby carrots! why are they weird!
she never did explain
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Had a Thanksgiving stress dream in which my mom said my roasted carrot dish tasted “weird” and then refused to elaborate.
I wouldn’t let it go and was like what do you mean! They’re just baby carrots! why are they weird!
she never did explain
I wouldn’t let it go and was like what do you mean! They’re just baby carrots! why are they weird!
she never did explain
People think they’re doing something by calling me a basic white woman like bitch I *know*
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 AM
People think they’re doing something by calling me a basic white woman like bitch I *know*
I think “getting into an argument about how many continents there are” is my official too much internet for the day
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I think “getting into an argument about how many continents there are” is my official too much internet for the day
It’s crazy how all the OG wives are hotter than ever now and Robyn is. Welp.
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
It’s crazy how all the OG wives are hotter than ever now and Robyn is. Welp.
Reposted by I had a pony!
North America and South America are two different continents hunny
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
North America and South America are two different continents hunny
Why do all maga women have terrible eyeliner.
Ladies. Pls at least attempt to do your upper waterline if you’re going for Mar A Lago glam
Ladies. Pls at least attempt to do your upper waterline if you’re going for Mar A Lago glam
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Why do all maga women have terrible eyeliner.
Ladies. Pls at least attempt to do your upper waterline if you’re going for Mar A Lago glam
Ladies. Pls at least attempt to do your upper waterline if you’re going for Mar A Lago glam
Toxic Exceptionalism is my new band name
It is arrogant. It’s a result of your toxic exceptionalism.
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Toxic Exceptionalism is my new band name
Small head probs:
When you gotta tuck your ears into your baseball hat but still also wear sunglasses
When you gotta tuck your ears into your baseball hat but still also wear sunglasses
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Small head probs:
When you gotta tuck your ears into your baseball hat but still also wear sunglasses
When you gotta tuck your ears into your baseball hat but still also wear sunglasses
I swore to myself I would not get back into this but as usual I cannot resist
Do you always call everyone you know by their first, middle and last names. It’s just a shorter way of saying it, it’s not some big conspiracy.
Mexico is officially The United Mexican States. Should we be saying that instead of Mexico in casual conversation?
Mexico is officially The United Mexican States. Should we be saying that instead of Mexico in casual conversation?
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I swore to myself I would not get back into this but as usual I cannot resist
FYI this the feisty rooster who keeps coming after me lol. He was even grumpier today!
He doesn’t have a name yet so I am calling him Mr Salty
He doesn’t have a name yet so I am calling him Mr Salty
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
FYI this the feisty rooster who keeps coming after me lol. He was even grumpier today!
He doesn’t have a name yet so I am calling him Mr Salty
He doesn’t have a name yet so I am calling him Mr Salty
An item I was/am planning on getting Kennothy for Christmas has now been refunded twice from different sellers cause they ain’t about it I guess.
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
An item I was/am planning on getting Kennothy for Christmas has now been refunded twice from different sellers cause they ain’t about it I guess.
Oh no I forgot about MNF
November 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Oh no I forgot about MNF
TFW you realize you aren’t in the group text
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
TFW you realize you aren’t in the group text
GTFO of here ham
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
GTFO of here ham
Assuming they mean aesthetics but I do find this discourse very sleep inducing.
Strange, everyone knows exactly what I mean when I say USians. You may hate it for reasons of tradition and anesthetics, but it isn't confusing.
November 24, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Assuming they mean aesthetics but I do find this discourse very sleep inducing.
I always choose violence on mornings where I will not be available for four hours
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I always choose violence on mornings where I will not be available for four hours
If your argument involves referring to Americans as “USians” it doesn’t matter how cogent the rest of your point may be tbh
November 24, 2025 at 11:13 AM
If your argument involves referring to Americans as “USians” it doesn’t matter how cogent the rest of your point may be tbh
It’s BIRB DAYYYYY
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 AM
It’s BIRB DAYYYYY