Brie
@brielikethechhes.bsky.social
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Brie
@brielikethechhes.bsky.social
· Oct 6
Wondering if I could crawl into my own womb like some kind of Cronenberg armadillo and roll away to the sea
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Ok, let's finish this day on a high note with a power loss or small fire that causes a loss of power.
Anytime now would be good.
Anytime now would be good.
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Ok, let's finish this day on a high note with a power loss or small fire that causes a loss of power.
Anytime now would be good.
Anytime now would be good.
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My beloved s'mores Pop-Tarts were OUT OF STOCK.
..So I got 3 more.
Thin Mints Pop-Tarts. The Le Croix of thin mints. Not the worst, but it's like chocolate with someone whispering the word "mint" in your ear
Raspberry Pop-Tarts. Yummy red candy
Cherry Pop-Tarts. I am a cherry ho. I'm so happy 🥹
..So I got 3 more.
Thin Mints Pop-Tarts. The Le Croix of thin mints. Not the worst, but it's like chocolate with someone whispering the word "mint" in your ear
Raspberry Pop-Tarts. Yummy red candy
Cherry Pop-Tarts. I am a cherry ho. I'm so happy 🥹
November 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
My beloved s'mores Pop-Tarts were OUT OF STOCK.
..So I got 3 more.
Thin Mints Pop-Tarts. The Le Croix of thin mints. Not the worst, but it's like chocolate with someone whispering the word "mint" in your ear
Raspberry Pop-Tarts. Yummy red candy
Cherry Pop-Tarts. I am a cherry ho. I'm so happy 🥹
..So I got 3 more.
Thin Mints Pop-Tarts. The Le Croix of thin mints. Not the worst, but it's like chocolate with someone whispering the word "mint" in your ear
Raspberry Pop-Tarts. Yummy red candy
Cherry Pop-Tarts. I am a cherry ho. I'm so happy 🥹
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For the past week we've let Omelette be with the other chickens but she still doesn't quite understand going into the cage at night so she hides somewhere (usually on my cat's house) and she waits there until someone goes to put her up 😭
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
For the past week we've let Omelette be with the other chickens but she still doesn't quite understand going into the cage at night so she hides somewhere (usually on my cat's house) and she waits there until someone goes to put her up 😭
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i’m from a swing district and that means we sleep with all of our neighbors
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
i’m from a swing district and that means we sleep with all of our neighbors
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GWR now operate class 387s to Chichester
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
GWR now operate class 387s to Chichester
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I convinced someone that the "Teenage Wasteland" song was called "Baba Ganoush". He won't get fooled again.
#NameAnObjectSong
#HashTagGames
#NameAnObjectSong
#HashTagGames
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I convinced someone that the "Teenage Wasteland" song was called "Baba Ganoush". He won't get fooled again.
#NameAnObjectSong
#HashTagGames
#NameAnObjectSong
#HashTagGames
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Lone and level sands - at a cold Sandymount strand 😊
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Lone and level sands - at a cold Sandymount strand 😊
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And so Warhammer Quest: Darkwater is available to pre-order this Saturday.
Well bank account, it's been nice knowing you. God Bless.
Well bank account, it's been nice knowing you. God Bless.
a cartoon character holding a piggy bank with a dollar sign on it and the words i must have it
Alt: Dexter holding a piggy bank with a dollar sign on it and the words i must have it
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
And so Warhammer Quest: Darkwater is available to pre-order this Saturday.
Well bank account, it's been nice knowing you. God Bless.
Well bank account, it's been nice knowing you. God Bless.
Watched Train Dreams and Life of Chuck and neither was amazing and now my friends think I’m broken
Which frankly I am but still…
Which frankly I am but still…
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Watched Train Dreams and Life of Chuck and neither was amazing and now my friends think I’m broken
Which frankly I am but still…
Which frankly I am but still…
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waffles should have more confidence
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
waffles should have more confidence
I had a milkshake yesterday
Chocolate coconut
It was profoundly good
Chocolate coconut
It was profoundly good
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I had a milkshake yesterday
Chocolate coconut
It was profoundly good
Chocolate coconut
It was profoundly good
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Is it normal to wake up in a bed of cotton candy in a banana costume surrounded by 100 cats dyed pink while MASH loops on the TV?
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Is it normal to wake up in a bed of cotton candy in a banana costume surrounded by 100 cats dyed pink while MASH loops on the TV?
I have some sad news
I muted hashtags and it doesn’t fucking work
I muted hashtags and it doesn’t fucking work
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I have some sad news
I muted hashtags and it doesn’t fucking work
I muted hashtags and it doesn’t fucking work
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panic attack! at the ikea!
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
panic attack! at the ikea!
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Explaining to my Canadian wife that Americans celebrate Thanksgiving on Thursdays because Thanksgiving is the Thursday of holidays
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Explaining to my Canadian wife that Americans celebrate Thanksgiving on Thursdays because Thanksgiving is the Thursday of holidays
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BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
www.reuters.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 AM
BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
Tom Hanks branded deodorant
Tom’s No More Stank
I’ll show myself out
Tom’s No More Stank
I’ll show myself out
Tom Hanks branded steaks called Tom’s Flanks
Tom Hanks branded hair extensions called Tom’s Hanks o’ Hair
November 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Tom Hanks branded deodorant
Tom’s No More Stank
I’ll show myself out
Tom’s No More Stank
I’ll show myself out
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Tom Hanks branded steaks called Tom’s Flanks
Tom Hanks branded hair extensions called Tom’s Hanks o’ Hair
Tom Hanks branded Japanese bread crumbs called Hanky’s Pankies
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Tom Hanks branded steaks called Tom’s Flanks
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"Crow looking up at a gnat" (1918)
~Jan Mankes (Dutch, 1889-1920)
~Jan Mankes (Dutch, 1889-1920)
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
"Crow looking up at a gnat" (1918)
~Jan Mankes (Dutch, 1889-1920)
~Jan Mankes (Dutch, 1889-1920)
I just unplugged my kitchen sink minus a plumber
Once again reminding myself how fabulous I am
All bow to a true domestic goddess
Once again reminding myself how fabulous I am
All bow to a true domestic goddess
November 25, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I just unplugged my kitchen sink minus a plumber
Once again reminding myself how fabulous I am
All bow to a true domestic goddess
Once again reminding myself how fabulous I am
All bow to a true domestic goddess
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10 minutes and I leave for work again. Can I eat 12 mince pies in 10 minutes?
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 AM
10 minutes and I leave for work again. Can I eat 12 mince pies in 10 minutes?
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I've been married long enough to know that healthy communication is only for divorced people.
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I've been married long enough to know that healthy communication is only for divorced people.