James Damron
@runswindows95.bsky.social
I'm a 40+ year old retired IT husband that enjoys #cooking, #writing, and bad #jokes. I'm in Florida, but I'm not "Florida Man"...yet...
https://athlonrhythm.blogspot.com
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James Damron
@runswindows95.bsky.social
· Apr 11
The Great Novel Life
The Great Novel Life
My mind is my paper
Athlon Rhythm
athlonrhythm.blogspot.com
I currently do have two blogs going. The first one is random thoughts, poetry, writing, etc. The second one is going to be recipes and cooking only.
1st blog - athlonrhythm.blogspot.com
2nd blog - reddancooking.blogspot.com
1st blog - athlonrhythm.blogspot.com
2nd blog - reddancooking.blogspot.com
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Potatoes are beautiful, in all shapes and forms
January 26, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Potatoes are beautiful, in all shapes and forms
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Me: says something funny
Them: *posts it and gets 73 likes*
Me: you bitch
Them: *posts it and gets 73 likes*
Me: you bitch
January 28, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Me: says something funny
Them: *posts it and gets 73 likes*
Me: you bitch
Them: *posts it and gets 73 likes*
Me: you bitch
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I made pork spare ribs with homemade barbecue sauce and cornbread for dinner. 🍽️🍜
January 28, 2026 at 4:59 AM
I made pork spare ribs with homemade barbecue sauce and cornbread for dinner. 🍽️🍜
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Anyone else regret getting a full body wax this week? I'm really missing my assfro.
January 28, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Anyone else regret getting a full body wax this week? I'm really missing my assfro.
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Tonight I learned some German
Backpfeifengesicht - slap worthy face
Arschgeige - ass violin
I don’t know who needs to hear this but I am now multilingual in insults
Backpfeifengesicht - slap worthy face
Arschgeige - ass violin
I don’t know who needs to hear this but I am now multilingual in insults
January 28, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Tonight I learned some German
Backpfeifengesicht - slap worthy face
Arschgeige - ass violin
I don’t know who needs to hear this but I am now multilingual in insults
Backpfeifengesicht - slap worthy face
Arschgeige - ass violin
I don’t know who needs to hear this but I am now multilingual in insults
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When I burp, it tastes like burrito.
January 28, 2026 at 3:21 AM
When I burp, it tastes like burrito.
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You as a cartoon:
January 28, 2026 at 4:24 AM
You as a cartoon:
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Don’t reach for me. I’ll hit your wrist with a snap bracelet
January 28, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Don’t reach for me. I’ll hit your wrist with a snap bracelet
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On a scale from one to “Frankie Carbone’s body in the back of a meat truck,” I’m at a 7
January 28, 2026 at 3:19 AM
On a scale from one to “Frankie Carbone’s body in the back of a meat truck,” I’m at a 7
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my pet rock said the bottom’s not that bad they have cookies there
January 26, 2026 at 3:08 PM
my pet rock said the bottom’s not that bad they have cookies there
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If I make sense to you we are spiritually aligned
January 28, 2026 at 3:25 AM
If I make sense to you we are spiritually aligned
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Walking around in circles, like a lil doggie, before I lay down in my bed.
January 28, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Walking around in circles, like a lil doggie, before I lay down in my bed.
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i think i’m going to tell my baby that The Fox and the Hound (1981) is a comedy
January 28, 2026 at 3:23 AM
i think i’m going to tell my baby that The Fox and the Hound (1981) is a comedy
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I made you a portrait using dryer lint and spare buttons, please respond.
January 28, 2026 at 3:10 AM
I made you a portrait using dryer lint and spare buttons, please respond.
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If coffee is for closers, what does the morning shift get?
January 28, 2026 at 2:09 AM
If coffee is for closers, what does the morning shift get?
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You as a carton
January 28, 2026 at 3:07 AM
You as a carton
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If you want my poultry and you think I'm sexy come on sugar let me knowwww
January 27, 2026 at 11:45 PM
If you want my poultry and you think I'm sexy come on sugar let me knowwww
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Not shaved, not natural, but a secret third thing (fairway striped)
Not shaved, not natural, but a secret third thing (crop circles)
January 28, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Not shaved, not natural, but a secret third thing (fairway striped)
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You as a cartoot:
January 28, 2026 at 2:38 AM
You as a cartoot:
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Not shaved, not natural, but a secret third thing (crop circles)
January 28, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Not shaved, not natural, but a secret third thing (crop circles)
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And I've trained them. You've been warned.
January 28, 2026 at 1:08 AM
And I've trained them. You've been warned.
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A hitman with early onset Alzheimer's - there are so many ways this can go awry
January 28, 2026 at 1:07 AM
A hitman with early onset Alzheimer's - there are so many ways this can go awry
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Frasier is a terrible name for a dick
January 28, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Frasier is a terrible name for a dick