James Damron
@runswindows95.bsky.social
I'm a 40+ year old retired IT husband that enjoys #cooking, #writing, and bad #jokes. I'm in Florida, but I'm not "Florida Man"...yet...
https://athlonrhythm.blogspot.com
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James Damron
@runswindows95.bsky.social
· Apr 11
The Great Novel Life
The Great Novel Life
My mind is my paper
Athlon Rhythm
athlonrhythm.blogspot.com
I currently do have two blogs going. The first one is random thoughts, poetry, writing, etc. The second one is going to be recipes and cooking only.
1st blog - athlonrhythm.blogspot.com
2nd blog - reddancooking.blogspot.com
1st blog - athlonrhythm.blogspot.com
2nd blog - reddancooking.blogspot.com
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You can now buy bolla ties made from hot candle drippings. When I saw one, I couldn't believe it was the whole bolla wax.
January 28, 2026 at 7:54 PM
You can now buy bolla ties made from hot candle drippings. When I saw one, I couldn't believe it was the whole bolla wax.
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If I eat nothing but 25¢ ramen for the foreseeable future, I’ll still be flat broke until the day I die.
January 28, 2026 at 7:52 PM
If I eat nothing but 25¢ ramen for the foreseeable future, I’ll still be flat broke until the day I die.
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why is it called insomnia when me time was right there
January 28, 2026 at 9:40 AM
why is it called insomnia when me time was right there
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Writing out thoughts then deleting them
January 28, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Writing out thoughts then deleting them
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It’s wicked slick mind your hip outside.
January 28, 2026 at 6:32 AM
It’s wicked slick mind your hip outside.
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masturbating by hand like they did in the bible
January 28, 2026 at 7:16 PM
masturbating by hand like they did in the bible
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There was the problem of the category 5 hurricane approaching. But no worries. We dicked it real good. The storm clouds have dissipated and there's no longer any danger to the thousands of residents. There is, unfortunately, the matter of the hurricane's 97,000 gallons of fresh jizz to contend with.
Most problems are solved with a good dicking.
Consensually of course.
Consensually of course.
January 28, 2026 at 2:17 PM
There was the problem of the category 5 hurricane approaching. But no worries. We dicked it real good. The storm clouds have dissipated and there's no longer any danger to the thousands of residents. There is, unfortunately, the matter of the hurricane's 97,000 gallons of fresh jizz to contend with.
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Why do the most profound lessons often arise from suffering, and can wisdom gained from pain ever truly heal the wounds it leaves?
January 28, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Why do the most profound lessons often arise from suffering, and can wisdom gained from pain ever truly heal the wounds it leaves?
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Quote with 5 jobs you've had:
1. Retail... since I was twelve.
2. Phone Sales. Over a decade in different markets.
3. Drug Dealer. Both in and out of shops. Always marijuana. Nothing else. Ever.
4. Day Camp Counselor. This helped me understand that I should not have kids.
5. Labour for Brick Layers.
1. Retail... since I was twelve.
2. Phone Sales. Over a decade in different markets.
3. Drug Dealer. Both in and out of shops. Always marijuana. Nothing else. Ever.
4. Day Camp Counselor. This helped me understand that I should not have kids.
5. Labour for Brick Layers.
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:
(Yes, volunteering & internships also)
1. Retail
2. TV Repair
3. Tech Support
4. IPhone Support
5. Retail Support
(Yes, volunteering & internships also)
1. Retail
2. TV Repair
3. Tech Support
4. IPhone Support
5. Retail Support
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:
(Yes, volunteering & internships also)
1. Horticulture intern & tour guide
2. Cardiology clerk
3. Research Analyst
4. Consultant
5. Hotel front desk
(Yes, volunteering & internships also)
1. Horticulture intern & tour guide
2. Cardiology clerk
3. Research Analyst
4. Consultant
5. Hotel front desk
January 28, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Quote with 5 jobs you've had:
1. Retail... since I was twelve.
2. Phone Sales. Over a decade in different markets.
3. Drug Dealer. Both in and out of shops. Always marijuana. Nothing else. Ever.
4. Day Camp Counselor. This helped me understand that I should not have kids.
5. Labour for Brick Layers.
1. Retail... since I was twelve.
2. Phone Sales. Over a decade in different markets.
3. Drug Dealer. Both in and out of shops. Always marijuana. Nothing else. Ever.
4. Day Camp Counselor. This helped me understand that I should not have kids.
5. Labour for Brick Layers.
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I love working at a plastic surgeon’s office because I get to see so many new faces.
January 28, 2026 at 7:29 PM
I love working at a plastic surgeon’s office because I get to see so many new faces.
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Chase dollars not dick
January 28, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Chase dollars not dick
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Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:
(Yes, volunteering and internships also)
1. Leather/Shoe factory
2. Tattoo Shop Floor MGR.
3. Motorcycle Chopper shop
4. Occasional Carnival Roustabout
5. Color separations / electronic prepress
(Yes, volunteering and internships also)
1. Leather/Shoe factory
2. Tattoo Shop Floor MGR.
3. Motorcycle Chopper shop
4. Occasional Carnival Roustabout
5. Color separations / electronic prepress
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:
(Yes, volunteering and internships also
1. telephone operator
2. UPC code clerk
3. Bank teller and bookkeeper
4. Garment factory
5. Convenience store clerk
(Yes, volunteering and internships also
1. telephone operator
2. UPC code clerk
3. Bank teller and bookkeeper
4. Garment factory
5. Convenience store clerk
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:
(Yes, volunteering & internships also)
1. Retail
2. TV Repair
3. Tech Support
4. IPhone Support
5. Retail Support
(Yes, volunteering & internships also)
1. Retail
2. TV Repair
3. Tech Support
4. IPhone Support
5. Retail Support
January 28, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:
(Yes, volunteering and internships also)
1. Leather/Shoe factory
2. Tattoo Shop Floor MGR.
3. Motorcycle Chopper shop
4. Occasional Carnival Roustabout
5. Color separations / electronic prepress
(Yes, volunteering and internships also)
1. Leather/Shoe factory
2. Tattoo Shop Floor MGR.
3. Motorcycle Chopper shop
4. Occasional Carnival Roustabout
5. Color separations / electronic prepress
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me: what kind of animal is that?
tour guide: alaskan otter
me: ok, let me know what he says
tour guide: alaskan otter
me: ok, let me know what he says
January 28, 2026 at 7:13 PM
me: what kind of animal is that?
tour guide: alaskan otter
me: ok, let me know what he says
tour guide: alaskan otter
me: ok, let me know what he says
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Me: Took my wife to the West Indies
Friend: Jamaica?
Me: No, she was happy to go
Friend: Jamaica?
Me: No, she was happy to go
January 28, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Me: Took my wife to the West Indies
Friend: Jamaica?
Me: No, she was happy to go
Friend: Jamaica?
Me: No, she was happy to go
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Debating on chili tonight or those chicken and rice bowls.
January 28, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Debating on chili tonight or those chicken and rice bowls.
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the urge to go by candlelight into an empty castle on a full moon
January 28, 2026 at 6:42 PM
the urge to go by candlelight into an empty castle on a full moon
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Titty tattoo of a pig's head positioned so the nipple is the pig's snout
January 28, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Titty tattoo of a pig's head positioned so the nipple is the pig's snout
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Quote with 5 jobs you've had:
(Yes, volunteering and internships also)
1. Strawberry picker
2. DJ
3. Dishwasher
4. Cook/Kitchen Manager
5. Web Developer
(Yes, volunteering and internships also)
1. Strawberry picker
2. DJ
3. Dishwasher
4. Cook/Kitchen Manager
5. Web Developer
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:
(Yes, volunteering and internships also
1. telephone operator
2. UPC code clerk
3. Bank teller and bookkeeper
4. Garment factory
5. Convenience store clerk
(Yes, volunteering and internships also
1. telephone operator
2. UPC code clerk
3. Bank teller and bookkeeper
4. Garment factory
5. Convenience store clerk
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:
(Yes, volunteering & internships also)
1. Retail
2. TV Repair
3. Tech Support
4. IPhone Support
5. Retail Support
(Yes, volunteering & internships also)
1. Retail
2. TV Repair
3. Tech Support
4. IPhone Support
5. Retail Support
January 28, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Quote with 5 jobs you've had:
(Yes, volunteering and internships also)
1. Strawberry picker
2. DJ
3. Dishwasher
4. Cook/Kitchen Manager
5. Web Developer
(Yes, volunteering and internships also)
1. Strawberry picker
2. DJ
3. Dishwasher
4. Cook/Kitchen Manager
5. Web Developer
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I'll ride sidecar on one of your crazy adventures, if you'll have me
January 28, 2026 at 7:02 PM
I'll ride sidecar on one of your crazy adventures, if you'll have me
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excuse me? this home is a GOSH forsaken HECK hole young man
January 28, 2026 at 7:01 PM
excuse me? this home is a GOSH forsaken HECK hole young man
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You seem like someone who always loses their lighter.
January 26, 2026 at 8:31 PM
You seem like someone who always loses their lighter.
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Quote with 5 jobs you've had:
1. Hands
2. Touching hands
3. Reaching out
4. Touching me
5. Touching you
1. Hands
2. Touching hands
3. Reaching out
4. Touching me
5. Touching you
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:
(Yes, volunteering & internships also)
1. Airplane mechanic
2. Car mechanic
3. Outboard motor mechanic
4. Carpet cleaner assistant
5. Bicycle assembler
(Yes, volunteering & internships also)
1. Airplane mechanic
2. Car mechanic
3. Outboard motor mechanic
4. Carpet cleaner assistant
5. Bicycle assembler
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:
(Yes, volunteering & internships also)
1. Retail
2. TV Repair
3. Tech Support
4. IPhone Support
5. Retail Support
(Yes, volunteering & internships also)
1. Retail
2. TV Repair
3. Tech Support
4. IPhone Support
5. Retail Support
January 28, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Quote with 5 jobs you've had:
1. Hands
2. Touching hands
3. Reaching out
4. Touching me
5. Touching you
1. Hands
2. Touching hands
3. Reaching out
4. Touching me
5. Touching you
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Thinking about canceling my morning Teams Meeting.
Because I can and damn them for putting me in charge.
Because I can and damn them for putting me in charge.
January 28, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Thinking about canceling my morning Teams Meeting.
Because I can and damn them for putting me in charge.
Because I can and damn them for putting me in charge.
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I start my day the same way I put on my pants.
One leg in, one leg caught, falling, and bouncing off the furniture.
One leg in, one leg caught, falling, and bouncing off the furniture.
January 28, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I start my day the same way I put on my pants.
One leg in, one leg caught, falling, and bouncing off the furniture.
One leg in, one leg caught, falling, and bouncing off the furniture.
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Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:
(Yes, volunteering and internships also
1. telephone operator
2. UPC code clerk
3. Bank teller and bookkeeper
4. Garment factory
5. Convenience store clerk
(Yes, volunteering and internships also
1. telephone operator
2. UPC code clerk
3. Bank teller and bookkeeper
4. Garment factory
5. Convenience store clerk
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:
(Yes, volunteering & internships also)
1. Retail
2. TV Repair
3. Tech Support
4. IPhone Support
5. Retail Support
(Yes, volunteering & internships also)
1. Retail
2. TV Repair
3. Tech Support
4. IPhone Support
5. Retail Support
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:
(Yes, volunteering & internships also)
1. Horticulture intern & tour guide
2. Cardiology clerk
3. Research Analyst
4. Consultant
5. Hotel front desk
(Yes, volunteering & internships also)
1. Horticulture intern & tour guide
2. Cardiology clerk
3. Research Analyst
4. Consultant
5. Hotel front desk
January 28, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:
(Yes, volunteering and internships also
1. telephone operator
2. UPC code clerk
3. Bank teller and bookkeeper
4. Garment factory
5. Convenience store clerk
(Yes, volunteering and internships also
1. telephone operator
2. UPC code clerk
3. Bank teller and bookkeeper
4. Garment factory
5. Convenience store clerk