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James Damron
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I'm a 40+ year old retired IT husband that enjoys #cooking, #writing, and bad #jokes. I'm in Florida, but I'm not "Florida Man"...yet...

https://athlonrhythm.blogspot.com

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I currently do have two blogs going. The first one is random thoughts, poetry, writing, etc. The second one is going to be recipes and cooking only.

1st blog - athlonrhythm.blogspot.com

2nd blog - reddancooking.blogspot.com
The Great Novel Life
The Great Novel Life My mind is my paper Athlon Rhythm
athlonrhythm.blogspot.com
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sorry to interrupt but you’re enchanting
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health.
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Writing poetry on his toilet paper to show him my love is real.
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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The Millennial beacon.

For real, we all had this damn thing in our dorm rooms and first apartments.
November 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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eat whatever kind of pie you want

I don't pie judge people

pumpkin, cherry, hair pie

whatever pie you want is fair game
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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maybe our insomnia will sync up one day
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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starting a tiktok trend called "Plateless Living" that's just carrying around loose handfuls of spaghetti
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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opening a teeny tiny door inside an enchanted grandfather clock to retrieve my whimsy
November 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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before it’s all over i will eat a pine cone covered in peanut butter
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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🩷😂😂🩷
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Christmas budget: ditch loved ones, buy books for myself.
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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Me going to the naughty corner but still quite pleased with my behavior
a blue cartoon character standing in a corner of a room
ALT: a blue cartoon character standing in a corner of a room
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Anytime I’m near a crying baby, I try to toss skittles into its mouth from across the room
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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I woke up from a dream where I was blocking defensive linemen and then I couldn't fullback asleep.
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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A silica gel packet for my balls.
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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I keep slipping through the multiverse and landing weird
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Well spank my flanks, it’s time to make a pie!
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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abuzz amongst beauty 🐝 #bloomscrolling
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Floof.
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Me..driving in the fog...This is not my town. How did I get here.
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Writing jokes about kegs has me tapped
Writing jokes about mufflers has me exhausted...
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Writing jokes about fucking floor installers got me laid.
Writing jokes about geology got me stoned
Writing jokes about mufflers has me exhausted...
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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When Bob Barker said to spay and neuter your pets, i always felt like he was calling my cat a whore
December 28, 2024 at 4:36 PM
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Writing jokes about geology got me stoned
Writing jokes about mufflers has me exhausted...
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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An eternity in a lake of fire sounds pretty good right about now.
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM