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James Damron
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I'm a 40+ year old retired IT husband that enjoys #cooking, #writing, and bad #jokes. I'm in Florida, but I'm not "Florida Man"...yet...

https://athlonrhythm.blogspot.com

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I currently do have two blogs going. The first one is random thoughts, poetry, writing, etc. The second one is going to be recipes and cooking only.

1st blog - athlonrhythm.blogspot.com

2nd blog - reddancooking.blogspot.com
The Great Novel Life
The Great Novel Life My mind is my paper Athlon Rhythm
athlonrhythm.blogspot.com
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Me: Are you horny?

Her: Not for you, bud.
January 29, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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mood:

🎶So this is the tale of the castaways,
They're here for a long, long time,
They'll have to make the best of things,
It's an uphill climb.🎶
January 26, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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It's all that I can do to sing these stupid songs to you, Charlie Brown
January 29, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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Imagine hating me and I'm just sitting here going ,"yeah, totally!"
January 30, 2026 at 6:45 AM
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Personally, Im tired of punctuation
January 28, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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the folklore behind reading the stars
January 30, 2026 at 5:18 AM
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Bluesky: Where the conversation includes buttholes, soup, and being connected...not usually in the same post, but sometimes it aligns.
January 30, 2026 at 5:17 AM
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a lost and found but for the soundtrack of my youth
January 29, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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made you some black bean enchiladas please respond
January 30, 2026 at 4:31 AM
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there was a Moon Circle up there tonight

😍
January 30, 2026 at 4:45 AM
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I’m still waiting on a brand new drug
I long for a brand new sentence
Why does every thing I say seem like it’s been said before?
January 30, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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Sorry I punched your toddler but that thing was screaming hard and I didn’t anticipate Walmart to play “Kickstart My Heart”
January 30, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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People who say they are full… what does that even mean??
January 30, 2026 at 4:06 AM
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Me: a little self care never hurt anybody

Bank account: 👀
January 30, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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Think it’s time to buy that private island for just me & my cats. Maybe a couple of you guys.
January 30, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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Emotionally, I’m parked by the jetty and sitting on the hood of my ‘71 Chevy Impala. I’m listening to Boston, a can of Schlitz in my hand, watching the lobster boats away. I can smell Coppertone on the breeze
January 29, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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“OMG, why is my chicken club sandwich crunchy? This is 12 shades of wrong!”

—me, forgetting that there’s bacon in a chicken club sandwich
January 29, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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If I seem irreverent it’s because playfulness is necessary for my survival
January 30, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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pls stop showing us pics of his hands people are trying to eat
January 30, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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shit I gotta use up all my america before it expires in july 2026
January 30, 2026 at 3:29 AM
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And for my next trick:

I will worry about 50 different things at the same time!
January 30, 2026 at 2:19 AM
My friend Mr. Sprinklehoof says that cookies encourage the cats to travel through the internet tubea.
I long for a brand new sentence
Why does every thing I say seem like it’s been said before?
January 30, 2026 at 4:03 AM
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I long for a brand new sentence
Why does every thing I say seem like it’s been said before?
January 30, 2026 at 3:56 AM
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I would have been a marathon runner if I didn’t prefer sleeping in and sitting on couches.
January 30, 2026 at 3:59 AM
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We set a fire to our sorrow, and watched the hurt go up in flames
January 30, 2026 at 2:53 AM