James Damron
@runswindows95.bsky.social
I'm a 40+ year old retired IT husband that enjoys #cooking, #writing, and bad #jokes. I'm in Florida, but I'm not "Florida Man"...yet...
https://athlonrhythm.blogspot.com
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https://athlonrhythm.blogspot.com
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James Damron
@runswindows95.bsky.social
· Apr 11
The Great Novel Life
The Great Novel Life
My mind is my paper
Athlon Rhythm
athlonrhythm.blogspot.com
I currently do have two blogs going. The first one is random thoughts, poetry, writing, etc. The second one is going to be recipes and cooking only.
1st blog - athlonrhythm.blogspot.com
2nd blog - reddancooking.blogspot.com
1st blog - athlonrhythm.blogspot.com
2nd blog - reddancooking.blogspot.com
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Need a palate cleanser for inbetween my pills
January 29, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Need a palate cleanser for inbetween my pills
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this joke is so dad it yelled at me for mishandling the flashlight
this joke is so dad it yelled at me for bringing green kindling
Me, an arborist pointing at a tree:
"Wood."
"Wood."
January 28, 2026 at 11:53 PM
this joke is so dad it yelled at me for mishandling the flashlight
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this joke is so dad it made me stand and hold the TV antenna (it's age verification)
this joke is so dad it yelled at me for mishandling the flashlight
this joke is so dad it yelled at me for bringing green kindling
January 29, 2026 at 12:18 AM
this joke is so dad it made me stand and hold the TV antenna (it's age verification)
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i bet being run over by that giant price is right wheel would feel so good
January 29, 2026 at 12:32 AM
i bet being run over by that giant price is right wheel would feel so good
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oh cool this tupperware i bought came with free ham inside
January 29, 2026 at 12:55 AM
oh cool this tupperware i bought came with free ham inside
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Name your fav dinner scene
January 29, 2026 at 12:56 AM
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
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They're not adding drafts because we're assholes.
January 29, 2026 at 12:46 AM
They're not adding drafts because we're assholes.
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never have i ever not looked at him and thought “what a total piece of shit”
January 29, 2026 at 12:45 AM
never have i ever not looked at him and thought “what a total piece of shit”
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his and hers early onset decrepitude
January 28, 2026 at 11:36 PM
his and hers early onset decrepitude
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Pro Tip: Avoid the Rose Suchak Ladder Company. Oh, they'll deliver it on time, but just leave it leaning against your home.
January 29, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Pro Tip: Avoid the Rose Suchak Ladder Company. Oh, they'll deliver it on time, but just leave it leaning against your home.
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Imagine cooking with me. I’d drop the chicken on the floor. ☹️
Imagine cooking with me. We'll have a great time making a delicious meal together 😊
Imagine cooking with me. You'll learn patience and fire management.
January 28, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Imagine cooking with me. I’d drop the chicken on the floor. ☹️
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all the small things add up
January 28, 2026 at 11:57 PM
all the small things add up
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Calling strangers..Besties to scare them away.
January 28, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Calling strangers..Besties to scare them away.
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the eye twitching will continue until morale improves
January 29, 2026 at 12:04 AM
the eye twitching will continue until morale improves
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🎶 what’s love got to do, got to do with it 🎶
January 28, 2026 at 11:55 PM
🎶 what’s love got to do, got to do with it 🎶
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KIND bars are 97% twigs & tree bark
January 29, 2026 at 12:24 AM
KIND bars are 97% twigs & tree bark
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i bonked a horny person but
they just wanna bonk again
did i do something wrong?
they just wanna bonk again
did i do something wrong?
January 29, 2026 at 12:22 AM
i bonked a horny person but
they just wanna bonk again
did i do something wrong?
they just wanna bonk again
did i do something wrong?
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This beautiful beast full on stole my blanket with zero remorse - clawed it onto her bed and proceeded to hassle her stuffie
January 29, 2026 at 12:19 AM
This beautiful beast full on stole my blanket with zero remorse - clawed it onto her bed and proceeded to hassle her stuffie
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Bluesky? You mean the dating app for single spouses?
January 29, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Bluesky? You mean the dating app for single spouses?
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We’re going to be okay. I promise.
Not you though, you’re a piece of shit.
Not you though, you’re a piece of shit.
January 29, 2026 at 12:14 AM
We’re going to be okay. I promise.
Not you though, you’re a piece of shit.
Not you though, you’re a piece of shit.
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Share one of your favorite lines from a Sci-fi movie
January 29, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Share one of your favorite lines from a Sci-fi movie
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Sometimes I touch the unknown stain on my coat and then touch my eyeball just to see how it all works out.
January 28, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Sometimes I touch the unknown stain on my coat and then touch my eyeball just to see how it all works out.
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me: benjamin, what are your thoughts on today’s current events?
benjamin:
benjamin:
January 28, 2026 at 6:04 PM
me: benjamin, what are your thoughts on today’s current events?
benjamin:
benjamin: