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James Damron
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I'm a 40+ year old retired IT husband that enjoys #cooking, #writing, and bad #jokes. I'm in Florida, but I'm not "Florida Man"...yet...

https://athlonrhythm.blogspot.com

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I currently do have two blogs going. The first one is random thoughts, poetry, writing, etc. The second one is going to be recipes and cooking only.

1st blog - athlonrhythm.blogspot.com

2nd blog - reddancooking.blogspot.com
The Great Novel Life
The Great Novel Life My mind is my paper Athlon Rhythm
athlonrhythm.blogspot.com
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#Music 🎵 #MusicSky 🎶
#Recommendations 👍
#GothMood thanks to @auberon.bsky.social

+10 points if you understand the title's true reference

Who meets on the Level
but parts upon the Square?

Ghost - Square Hammer
youtu.be/VqoyKzgkqR4?...
Ghost - Square Hammer (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by GhostBCVEVO
youtu.be
January 29, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Yeah, I'm into EDM:

Eating
Doughnuts
Mostly
January 29, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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*always says the wrong thing logging in
January 29, 2026 at 4:53 AM
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Timeline cleanse. Could someone please help me reassemble my cat? I’ve misplaced the instructions.
January 29, 2026 at 4:50 AM
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Ruin a band by changing one letter:

Moldfinger
Ruin a band by changing one letter:

Geezer
Ruin a band by changing one letter:

The Kicks
January 29, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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If you love something, set it on fire
January 29, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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can’t believe I used to spend five bucks on a ringtone and now my phone is on silent permanently
January 29, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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Take care of your knees and back.

Get in a routine of eating healthy and working out

Use lots of lube when you do buttstuff
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
January 29, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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Imagine cooking with me. Wrong. I'll be a little burrito under your chefs hat helping you cook burrito stuff
Imagine cooking with me. Wrong. We’ll just be eating pickled jalapeño peppers straight out of the jar and ripping little chunks off that room temperature block of cheddar with bacon.
Imagine cooking with me. I’d drop the chicken on the floor. ☹️
January 29, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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My best magic trick was taking six inches and pushing out 19
January 29, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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does this multifaceted national crisis make my butt look big?
January 29, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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I highly recommend doing whatever relaxes you while scrolling and listening to old episodes of Saturday Night Live. Brought me back to a simpler time and for a minute, things felt better…
January 29, 2026 at 2:42 AM
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Life is worth living because of sour candy not my son
January 29, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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I don’t know who that celebrity is that you’re talking about is, therefore they don’t exist
January 29, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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Two different flavors of dipshit looking at eachother
January 29, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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“You’re so funny!”

Thanks. I didn’t have a choice.
January 29, 2026 at 2:43 AM
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part of your beauty comes from the way you speak and treat people
January 28, 2026 at 9:36 PM
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Hope the spider that dropped into my drink also enjoys the digestive juices in my stomach
January 29, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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Him: what’s your dream car
Me:
January 29, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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I should pee before I go.
- a memoir
January 29, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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Five jobs I've had:
Sailor
Roadie
Bartender
Short-order cook
Editor
Five jobs I've had:
Sailor
Marine electrician
Location supervisor
Launch Manager
Quality engineer
Five jobs I’ve had:

- the caretaker
- the caretaker
- the caretaker
- the caretaker
- the caretaker
January 29, 2026 at 2:42 AM
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I’ll stalk you but like In a lazy way
January 29, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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I started this ragtag army of shitposters from the block lists of our foes
January 29, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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Still replaying a round table intro I fumbled 18 months ago like my brain runs a 24-hour embarrassment rerun channel.
January 29, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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Having a little treat before bedtime (antacids).
January 29, 2026 at 2:50 AM