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👻Violet👻Haunting👻(Jellybean Socrates)

@violetmusing.bsky.social

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It's all over for me when your ego surpasses your wit. Posts have an aftertaste. Not user friendly. #INFJ Memento Mori I never said this: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbunnfmfc2 ☀️🐮 🌜🐮 🎈🦂 Inmate #204084 11/17/2023

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👻Violet👻Haunting👻(Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · Nov 12

Maybe you would feel better if you fucked off.

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🦇 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 23h

me: *exists* i'm too tired for this

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X Solitude ∞ 🍁🇨🇦 EH! @solitudex.bsky.social · 15h

⚾️🍁🍾🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👇

James G @orth.ca · 16h

Vladdy: "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!"

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 15h

it's crazy how fast movies become dated. for instance, the 2021 movie "Don't Look Up" no longer makes sense, because if an American scientist discovered a planet-killing comet heading towards us today, their main response would be "oh thank fuck for that"

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 16h

“Do you want me to be honest?” isn’t a question. It’s a warning.

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 1d

everything is a joke but nothing is funny anymore

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · Mar 30

Me Every Time I Hear a ZipRecruiter Commercial: zipper cooter

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It's The Great Pumpkin Wormhole Charlie Brown @wormhole42.bsky.social · 16h

Anyone ever take a shower and feel worse than they did before it?

👻Violet👻Haunting👻(Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 16h

😆😝

👻Violet👻Haunting👻(Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 1d

It's the only way to be.

👻Violet👻Haunting👻(Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 1d

I'm never what I wish to be, but at least I'm always something.

👻Violet👻Haunting👻(Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 1d

Mental can wait!

👻Violet👻Haunting👻(Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 1d

Good move! PT can wait!

👻Violet👻Haunting👻(Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 1d

😄

👻Violet👻Haunting👻(Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 1d

All the winter squirrels look like me!
So cute!!!

👻Violet👻Haunting👻(Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 1d

Ok...good boy! Now drink some water!

👻Violet👻Haunting👻(Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 1d

Those are my favorite, too!

👻Violet👻Haunting👻(Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 1d

Yayyy!!!

👻Violet👻Haunting👻(Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 1d

You can't have snacks... you're sick !

👻Violet👻Haunting👻(Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 1d

Even the vague kind?

👻Violet👻Haunting👻(Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 1d

That too.. 👀

👻Violet👻Haunting👻(Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 1d

Omg!! How adorable!

👻Violet👻Haunting👻(Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 1d

😉💕

👻Violet👻Haunting👻(Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 2d

😆😆😆

👻Violet👻Haunting👻(Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 2d

I'm just here for the vague drama.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 3d

Why learn big words when you can productatiously contrivicate your own?