jonny toothpick
@jonnytoothpick.bsky.social
Inventor of the internet. I think in my pajamas. Anti-evil. (All opinions are my own or subconsciously pirated from 60s television.)
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my doctor finally figured out what’s wrong with me. apparently there’s a little birdhouse in my soul
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"I'm not mad at you."
"Are you okay?'
I'm so goddamned tired. I'm tired of hearing "final words". These atrocities should never have happened. ICE killed two people whose crime was caring about their community.
Get out. Just get out.
"Are you okay?'
I'm so goddamned tired. I'm tired of hearing "final words". These atrocities should never have happened. ICE killed two people whose crime was caring about their community.
Get out. Just get out.
Alex Pretti’s last words were “are you ok?” said the woman next to him who ICE also pepper sprayed in the face.
January 24, 2026 at 8:16 PM
"I'm not mad at you."
"Are you okay?'
I'm so goddamned tired. I'm tired of hearing "final words". These atrocities should never have happened. ICE killed two people whose crime was caring about their community.
Get out. Just get out.
"Are you okay?'
I'm so goddamned tired. I'm tired of hearing "final words". These atrocities should never have happened. ICE killed two people whose crime was caring about their community.
Get out. Just get out.
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that’s kind of how you do it when the government is filled with enablers. minnesota is showing us they way
January 24, 2026 at 10:11 AM
that’s kind of how you do it when the government is filled with enablers. minnesota is showing us they way
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Apparently they aren’t stopping until we stop them
January 24, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Apparently they aren’t stopping until we stop them
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Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.
White. Hot. Rage.
White. Hot. Rage.
January 24, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.
White. Hot. Rage.
White. Hot. Rage.
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I need people to wrap their minds around the fact that here in Minneapolis, ICE broke the window of a vehicle yesterday, pepper sprayed the occupants, and arrested them, and shot another observer in the face today, and OBSERVERS ARE STILL GOING OUT TO PROTECT THEIR NEIGHBORS AT MASSIVE PERSONAL RISK
I’m eating lunch, I’m having a panic attack, I’m charging my phone, and then I’m going back out to try and keep my neighborhood safe.
January 7, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I need people to wrap their minds around the fact that here in Minneapolis, ICE broke the window of a vehicle yesterday, pepper sprayed the occupants, and arrested them, and shot another observer in the face today, and OBSERVERS ARE STILL GOING OUT TO PROTECT THEIR NEIGHBORS AT MASSIVE PERSONAL RISK
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We stand with you, Minnesota
January 24, 2026 at 7:17 PM
We stand with you, Minnesota
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starting to feel like it will never be the right day to stop sniffing glue
January 24, 2026 at 5:18 PM
starting to feel like it will never be the right day to stop sniffing glue
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too bad we can’t have a nice weekend instead of learning about the government murdering more people 🖤
January 24, 2026 at 7:06 PM
too bad we can’t have a nice weekend instead of learning about the government murdering more people 🖤
my trip to chicago has taught me the true benefit of mittens
January 24, 2026 at 2:18 PM
my trip to chicago has taught me the true benefit of mittens
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🧵 UPDATE FOR MY BIRTHDAY:
Hi, so AI killed my career(s) and I'm still barely holding on. Some people tried to get me to start a fundraiser, but that felt weird, so I thought maybe if I was contributing something? So I started making shirts. Can you share this and maybe think about grabbing some?
Hi, so AI killed my career(s) and I'm still barely holding on. Some people tried to get me to start a fundraiser, but that felt weird, so I thought maybe if I was contributing something? So I started making shirts. Can you share this and maybe think about grabbing some?
Stuff, from The Internet
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September 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
🧵 UPDATE FOR MY BIRTHDAY:
Hi, so AI killed my career(s) and I'm still barely holding on. Some people tried to get me to start a fundraiser, but that felt weird, so I thought maybe if I was contributing something? So I started making shirts. Can you share this and maybe think about grabbing some?
Hi, so AI killed my career(s) and I'm still barely holding on. Some people tried to get me to start a fundraiser, but that felt weird, so I thought maybe if I was contributing something? So I started making shirts. Can you share this and maybe think about grabbing some?
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Instead of an entire state striking, no work, no school, no shopping, can we just get rid of the pedophile in chief?
January 24, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Instead of an entire state striking, no work, no school, no shopping, can we just get rid of the pedophile in chief?
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why yes..
my buffoonary is subliminal you're welcome,love
my buffoonary is subliminal you're welcome,love
May 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
why yes..
my buffoonary is subliminal you're welcome,love
my buffoonary is subliminal you're welcome,love
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I baked the cookies instead of eating the cookie dough that is safe to eat. My strength is never-ending.
January 23, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I baked the cookies instead of eating the cookie dough that is safe to eat. My strength is never-ending.
when kylie minogue tells you to do the locomotion you do the locomotion
When Billy Ocean tells you to get outta his dreams and get into his car, you get outta his dreams and get into his car.
When Was (not Was) tells you to open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur, you open the door, get on the floor and walk the dinosaur.
January 24, 2026 at 9:39 AM
when kylie minogue tells you to do the locomotion you do the locomotion
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(making small talk with Sisyphus) that thing heavy? looks heavy
January 24, 2026 at 4:25 AM
(making small talk with Sisyphus) that thing heavy? looks heavy
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imagine how much better this world would be if we gave huge bonuses to those who cared for children instead of those who terrorize them
January 23, 2026 at 3:50 PM
imagine how much better this world would be if we gave huge bonuses to those who cared for children instead of those who terrorize them
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man it really does hit hard seeing footage of ICE snatching folks from your hometown
January 24, 2026 at 4:10 AM
man it really does hit hard seeing footage of ICE snatching folks from your hometown
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
Dizzy Gillespie
Santana
David Bowie
U2
Green Day
Dizzy Gillespie
Santana
David Bowie
U2
Green Day
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
The Pixies
Stevie Wonder
The White Stripes
Drive By Truckers
Maggie Rogers
The Pixies
Stevie Wonder
The White Stripes
Drive By Truckers
Maggie Rogers
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Toadies
Deftones
Cake
Alkaline Trio
Fear Factory
Toadies
Deftones
Cake
Alkaline Trio
Fear Factory
January 23, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
Dizzy Gillespie
Santana
David Bowie
U2
Green Day
Dizzy Gillespie
Santana
David Bowie
U2
Green Day
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Friday I’m in bed
January 23, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Friday I’m in bed
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a story isn't what happens, it's a deep exploration of how.
January 21, 2026 at 9:19 PM
a story isn't what happens, it's a deep exploration of how.
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every picture i take of them looks like they’re that video that gives you the The Ring curse
January 23, 2026 at 2:11 AM
every picture i take of them looks like they’re that video that gives you the The Ring curse
it’s halftime at the sleep bowl with a tie score between fitful sleep and overwhelmed exhaustion. stay tuned for a halftime filled with thoughts of everything you left hanging at work
January 23, 2026 at 8:34 AM
it’s halftime at the sleep bowl with a tie score between fitful sleep and overwhelmed exhaustion. stay tuned for a halftime filled with thoughts of everything you left hanging at work
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This is like where you hear there’s a party in the dorm lounge and you walk down there and it’s just three grad students and the dude from the third floor single who always smells like ham
lmfao this is who is on his board of peace right now btw
total flop
total flop
January 23, 2026 at 4:35 AM
This is like where you hear there’s a party in the dorm lounge and you walk down there and it’s just three grad students and the dude from the third floor single who always smells like ham
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Turns out you can just buy & eat a birthday cake whenever you want to.
Nobody checks.
Nobody checks.
January 22, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Turns out you can just buy & eat a birthday cake whenever you want to.
Nobody checks.
Nobody checks.
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Some people belong in the past tense
January 21, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Some people belong in the past tense