jonny toothpick
@jonnytoothpick.bsky.social
Inventor of the internet. I think in my pajamas. Anti-evil. (All opinions are my own or subconsciously pirated from 60s television.)
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my doctor finally figured out what’s wrong with me. apparently there’s a little birdhouse in my soul
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I believe in everybody, I wish we all believed in everybody, but we don’t, and so I also believe in nobody.
January 26, 2026 at 7:48 AM
I believe in everybody, I wish we all believed in everybody, but we don’t, and so I also believe in nobody.
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"Gut instinct. The part of you which doesn't reason. The certainty for which there is no back-reference. Because time is reversed. Tock, tick goes the universe and then recovers itself, but it was enough, you were in there and you bloody know."
Tom Stoppard, Arcadia
#bookchatweekly #booksky
Tom Stoppard, Arcadia
#bookchatweekly #booksky
January 26, 2026 at 9:08 AM
"Gut instinct. The part of you which doesn't reason. The certainty for which there is no back-reference. Because time is reversed. Tock, tick goes the universe and then recovers itself, but it was enough, you were in there and you bloody know."
Tom Stoppard, Arcadia
#bookchatweekly #booksky
Tom Stoppard, Arcadia
#bookchatweekly #booksky
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accidentally thumb scrolled too hard and my feed ricocheted back to 1997
January 25, 2026 at 11:41 PM
accidentally thumb scrolled too hard and my feed ricocheted back to 1997
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we’ve got like 6 more hours before the next bad thing happens so get your good posts in now
January 26, 2026 at 4:28 AM
we’ve got like 6 more hours before the next bad thing happens so get your good posts in now
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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
January 26, 2026 at 3:03 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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A dread so thick even jokes can’t crack it.
January 26, 2026 at 1:38 AM
A dread so thick even jokes can’t crack it.
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Not now, I’m being self-absorbed
January 26, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Not now, I’m being self-absorbed
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January is on a bender and needs an intervention
January 25, 2026 at 2:18 AM
January is on a bender and needs an intervention
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In case anyone was wondering how it’s going over on American Girl doll Instagram
January 25, 2026 at 10:21 PM
In case anyone was wondering how it’s going over on American Girl doll Instagram
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thats it im deploying my
secret weapon (crying)
secret weapon (crying)
January 25, 2026 at 10:30 PM
thats it im deploying my
secret weapon (crying)
secret weapon (crying)
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Maybe I will launch an antitrust battle instead of an app
January 25, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Maybe I will launch an antitrust battle instead of an app
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give a man a fish feed him
for a day. teach a man to
cook the fish so its not raw
and no youre too late! he has
tasted blood! now he hunts
for a more dangerous game
you listen out for him in the
dark. he will stop at nothing
you never again know peace
for a day. teach a man to
cook the fish so its not raw
and no youre too late! he has
tasted blood! now he hunts
for a more dangerous game
you listen out for him in the
dark. he will stop at nothing
you never again know peace
January 25, 2026 at 6:42 PM
give a man a fish feed him
for a day. teach a man to
cook the fish so its not raw
and no youre too late! he has
tasted blood! now he hunts
for a more dangerous game
you listen out for him in the
dark. he will stop at nothing
you never again know peace
for a day. teach a man to
cook the fish so its not raw
and no youre too late! he has
tasted blood! now he hunts
for a more dangerous game
you listen out for him in the
dark. he will stop at nothing
you never again know peace
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My political affiliation is Knows What I See In a Video Without Someone Telling Me What I Saw
January 25, 2026 at 8:38 PM
My political affiliation is Knows What I See In a Video Without Someone Telling Me What I Saw
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Lest we forget ..
What shot three,killing two
This is what a threat looks like
Not Alex Pretti nor Renee Good nor you..
What shot three,killing two
This is what a threat looks like
Not Alex Pretti nor Renee Good nor you..
January 25, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Lest we forget ..
What shot three,killing two
This is what a threat looks like
Not Alex Pretti nor Renee Good nor you..
What shot three,killing two
This is what a threat looks like
Not Alex Pretti nor Renee Good nor you..
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Greenland forcing their weather on us was an unexpected first strike
January 25, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Greenland forcing their weather on us was an unexpected first strike
posting this for no particular reason
January 25, 2026 at 4:44 PM
posting this for no particular reason
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There are so many people in this country quietly going about their days doing brilliant and compassionate and beautiful things that will never be documented and I need to remind myself of that today
January 24, 2026 at 9:34 PM
There are so many people in this country quietly going about their days doing brilliant and compassionate and beautiful things that will never be documented and I need to remind myself of that today
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i hate living in the second act of CABARET. i miss living in the first act of CABARET
January 25, 2026 at 5:27 AM
i hate living in the second act of CABARET. i miss living in the first act of CABARET
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I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet?
I asked my 18 brothers and sisters, and they don't know either.
I asked my 18 brothers and sisters, and they don't know either.
January 25, 2026 at 12:31 PM
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet?
I asked my 18 brothers and sisters, and they don't know either.
I asked my 18 brothers and sisters, and they don't know either.
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Saw a little bird hunkered down next to my front stoop, so I put a little box out there, but he flew away. How do birds even keep warm out there in this weather? Poor thing.
January 25, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Saw a little bird hunkered down next to my front stoop, so I put a little box out there, but he flew away. How do birds even keep warm out there in this weather? Poor thing.
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A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 PM
A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
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Anyone else’s heart feel like it needs a thundershirt?
January 25, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Anyone else’s heart feel like it needs a thundershirt?
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One thing that irks me: people keep calling the folks on the streets in Minneapolis protestors. They are not generally there to protest, they are there to observe and document. This is the product of organizing and mutual aid. It is telling that these acts of citizenship are seen as protest!
January 24, 2026 at 9:29 PM
One thing that irks me: people keep calling the folks on the streets in Minneapolis protestors. They are not generally there to protest, they are there to observe and document. This is the product of organizing and mutual aid. It is telling that these acts of citizenship are seen as protest!
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Anyone unfollowing me, I totally get it. It's a lot right now.
But the bangers will return to normal volumes when the occupation ends and we begin healing.
But the bangers will return to normal volumes when the occupation ends and we begin healing.
January 24, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Anyone unfollowing me, I totally get it. It's a lot right now.
But the bangers will return to normal volumes when the occupation ends and we begin healing.
But the bangers will return to normal volumes when the occupation ends and we begin healing.
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approaching the rally at Hancock Park, near DHS buildings in downtown DC
January 24, 2026 at 10:57 PM
approaching the rally at Hancock Park, near DHS buildings in downtown DC