jonny toothpick
@jonnytoothpick.bsky.social
I think in my pajamas. Anti-evil. (All opinions are my own or subconsciously pirated from 60s television.)
Pinned
important safety tip: don’t own a pet that can kill you
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how about this season, some elvis on the shelvis
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
how about this season, some elvis on the shelvis
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Elton John
The Who
David Bowie
U2
Green Day
Elton John
The Who
David Bowie
U2
Green Day
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
U2
Blondie
Cheap Trick
The Plimsouls
Garbage
U2
Blondie
Cheap Trick
The Plimsouls
Garbage
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Eminem
Rodriguez
Brian Wilson
Spiritualized
Arthur Lee & Love
Eminem
Rodriguez
Brian Wilson
Spiritualized
Arthur Lee & Love
December 4, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Elton John
The Who
David Bowie
U2
Green Day
Elton John
The Who
David Bowie
U2
Green Day
maslow’s hierarchy of knees
Maslow’s Hierarchy of kinks
Maslow’s Hierarchy of thirst traps
December 4, 2025 at 5:35 AM
maslow’s hierarchy of knees
uh oh. here comes the fickle finger of fate again
December 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
uh oh. here comes the fickle finger of fate again
i keep expecting him to drift off into a softly snoring slumber during some high profile event and just never wake up
December 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
i keep expecting him to drift off into a softly snoring slumber during some high profile event and just never wake up
would the fucking aliens come already, we are really getting impatient here
December 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
would the fucking aliens come already, we are really getting impatient here
i can’t wait until christmas eve night when Santa and Jesus will be dancing together as they speed at supersonic velocity all over the globe or whatever is supposed to be happening
December 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
i can’t wait until christmas eve night when Santa and Jesus will be dancing together as they speed at supersonic velocity all over the globe or whatever is supposed to be happening
my dog has fleas so i’m teaching it to play the ukulele
December 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
my dog has fleas so i’m teaching it to play the ukulele
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Merriam-Webster, wrapped.
December 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Merriam-Webster, wrapped.
just two more bots and i’m at a hundred
December 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
just two more bots and i’m at a hundred
the answer to today’s wordle is “hotlips”
December 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
the answer to today’s wordle is “hotlips”
how about this season, some elvis on the shelvis
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
how about this season, some elvis on the shelvis
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Final lecture today. Decided to turn the second half into a Q&A, which was a great call.
The kids are alright, folks.
The kids are alright, folks.
December 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Final lecture today. Decided to turn the second half into a Q&A, which was a great call.
The kids are alright, folks.
The kids are alright, folks.
mrs. toothpick is trying to keep me on my diet during the holidays so i had burnt crumbs out of the toaster tray for breakfast
December 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
mrs. toothpick is trying to keep me on my diet during the holidays so i had burnt crumbs out of the toaster tray for breakfast
i think i saw santa casing my house. i’ll be putting out the bear traps again this year
December 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
i think i saw santa casing my house. i’ll be putting out the bear traps again this year
space is weird. that’s it. just a small observation
December 3, 2025 at 10:34 AM
space is weird. that’s it. just a small observation
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slow-cooking in the cosmic microwave background radiation
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
slow-cooking in the cosmic microwave background radiation
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Maybe like philosopher’s ideas my shitposts are too esoteric for this…place
*wipes pizza grease off chin*
*wipes pizza grease off chin*
December 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Maybe like philosopher’s ideas my shitposts are too esoteric for this…place
*wipes pizza grease off chin*
*wipes pizza grease off chin*
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I just wish I had the unfettered optimism of someone buying a whole calendar for next year
December 3, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I just wish I had the unfettered optimism of someone buying a whole calendar for next year
insert a movie into another movie
High Noon School Musical
High Noon School Musical
insert a movie into another movie
2001: A Space Jam
2001: A Space Jam
insert a movie into another movie
Kill Your Mama From the Train.
Kill Your Mama From the Train.
December 3, 2025 at 5:45 AM
insert a movie into another movie
High Noon School Musical
High Noon School Musical
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It has been a crazy day…
Can I fix you a drink?
Can I fix you a drink?
December 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
It has been a crazy day…
Can I fix you a drink?
Can I fix you a drink?
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i won’t sell my soul but i will trade it in for a new model
December 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
i won’t sell my soul but i will trade it in for a new model
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🎶hold me closer, tiny dancer,
hold me closer, tiny dasher,
hold me closer, tiny prancer,
hold me closer, tiny vixen,
hold me closer, tiny comet,
hold me closer, tiny cupid,
hold me closer, tiny donner,
hold me closer, tiny blitzen
hold me closer, tiny dasher,
hold me closer, tiny prancer,
hold me closer, tiny vixen,
hold me closer, tiny comet,
hold me closer, tiny cupid,
hold me closer, tiny donner,
hold me closer, tiny blitzen
December 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
🎶hold me closer, tiny dancer,
hold me closer, tiny dasher,
hold me closer, tiny prancer,
hold me closer, tiny vixen,
hold me closer, tiny comet,
hold me closer, tiny cupid,
hold me closer, tiny donner,
hold me closer, tiny blitzen
hold me closer, tiny dasher,
hold me closer, tiny prancer,
hold me closer, tiny vixen,
hold me closer, tiny comet,
hold me closer, tiny cupid,
hold me closer, tiny donner,
hold me closer, tiny blitzen
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Me listening to Madama Butterfly while waiting in line to pay for my ice breakers
December 3, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Me listening to Madama Butterfly while waiting in line to pay for my ice breakers
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We are dropping like flies over here at the bug spray factory I don't know why
December 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
We are dropping like flies over here at the bug spray factory I don't know why