Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
I wear eye black when skeeting
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Here’s our wicked cool Etsy shop: https://kitchentableworks.etsy.com
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Here’s our wicked cool Etsy shop: https://kitchentableworks.etsy.com
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All I ask of you is that we hate the same things. We’ll walk side-by-side, hating things
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I saw an owl this morning! I'm so excited. I almost never see them. I love them!
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I saw an owl this morning! I'm so excited. I almost never see them. I love them!
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*gets out of bed* parkour
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
*gets out of bed* parkour
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Pretty cool that technology is just getting to the point where it can eliminate deadly human diseases just as it sucks all enjoyment out of human existence.
November 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Pretty cool that technology is just getting to the point where it can eliminate deadly human diseases just as it sucks all enjoyment out of human existence.
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How dare you give me the tools to help myself.
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
How dare you give me the tools to help myself.
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A rose by any other name would be in a different language.
November 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
A rose by any other name would be in a different language.
When you're walking the halls of a senior living center it's going to smell like chicken soup and at least one person will tell you a story about throwing hosiery on stage during a Tom Morello solo
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
When you're walking the halls of a senior living center it's going to smell like chicken soup and at least one person will tell you a story about throwing hosiery on stage during a Tom Morello solo
I slow down for crows, stop for ravens, and back up for the inevitably of black-winged night
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I slow down for crows, stop for ravens, and back up for the inevitably of black-winged night
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CDC website edited to say autism is caused by storks that are molting
November 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
CDC website edited to say autism is caused by storks that are molting
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shifting out of first gear is downright easy
November 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
shifting out of first gear is downright easy
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The President is struggling to find a turkey convicted of financial crimes that he can pardon.
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The President is struggling to find a turkey convicted of financial crimes that he can pardon.
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My favorite childhood toy was a plug socket. Perhaps that’s why I don’t recall much of my childhood.
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 AM
My favorite childhood toy was a plug socket. Perhaps that’s why I don’t recall much of my childhood.
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For one moment, all was right with the world.
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
For one moment, all was right with the world.
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I drive my car
Into the ocean
You think I'm dead
But I sail away, ay, ay
Into the ocean
You think I'm dead
But I sail away, ay, ay
November 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I drive my car
Into the ocean
You think I'm dead
But I sail away, ay, ay
Into the ocean
You think I'm dead
But I sail away, ay, ay
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I wish Fonzie could just hit the U.S. and it would start working properly again.
November 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I wish Fonzie could just hit the U.S. and it would start working properly again.
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It's enough to make me proclaim "my stars!"
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
It's enough to make me proclaim "my stars!"
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Yep it’s not the fossil fuels or deregulated billion $ industries, it’s that part of the turkey carcass that won’t fit in my soup pot once a year. My bad, planet!
apnews.com/article/than...
apnews.com/article/than...
Your Thanksgiving leftovers are harming the planet. There are ways to shop and cook smarter
Americans wasted an estimated 320 million pounds of food last year from Thanksgiving alone. The food waste nonprofit, ReFED, says that's enough to feed every food insecure person in the U.S. five meal...
apnews.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Yep it’s not the fossil fuels or deregulated billion $ industries, it’s that part of the turkey carcass that won’t fit in my soup pot once a year. My bad, planet!
apnews.com/article/than...
apnews.com/article/than...
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If you think you're in love with me you should know I chew gum in my sleep.
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
If you think you're in love with me you should know I chew gum in my sleep.
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I love you, but like.. Bluesky love you, love you
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I love you, but like.. Bluesky love you, love you
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For $100 I’ll attend your stuffy family’s holiday dinner and lurk in the corner like the feral goblin I am, say something uncomfortable when auntie Jeannie brings out dessert, and vomit in the driveway when we’re leaving if you want to ensure you never have to do another holiday get together again.
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
For $100 I’ll attend your stuffy family’s holiday dinner and lurk in the corner like the feral goblin I am, say something uncomfortable when auntie Jeannie brings out dessert, and vomit in the driveway when we’re leaving if you want to ensure you never have to do another holiday get together again.
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That’s my fav Sparklehorse lyric
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 AM
That’s my fav Sparklehorse lyric
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