LeBond James
@octopithy.bsky.social
masshole shitposter nobody
All the skeets 👉 https://bit.ly/3Aq0mLM
Best of 👉 https://bit.ly/4fVp8ll
Follow requests 👉 https://bit.ly/416xJ0O
All the skeets 👉 https://bit.ly/3Aq0mLM
Best of 👉 https://bit.ly/4fVp8ll
Follow requests 👉 https://bit.ly/416xJ0O
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LeBond James
@octopithy.bsky.social
· Jun 7
My alt account is just soft-focus Glamour Shots of me and your mom in matching outfits we bought at Talbots
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Pepto Bismol shooters for in between the main course and dessert
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Pepto Bismol shooters for in between the main course and dessert
You may not be aware, but the Butterball Hotline also gives great relationship advice.
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
You may not be aware, but the Butterball Hotline also gives great relationship advice.
Ok gang, time to load the frozen turkey in the air fryer and select the Shrimp setting for 26 hours.
November 26, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Ok gang, time to load the frozen turkey in the air fryer and select the Shrimp setting for 26 hours.
Aunt Cathy might smell like a used bookstore, but damn does she make a splendid chamomile tea.
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Aunt Cathy might smell like a used bookstore, but damn does she make a splendid chamomile tea.
You’ve been kidnappped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
You’ve been kidnappped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
"You can use cranberry sauce as lube. Mildred and I have done it. Jeremiah Thompson watched."
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
"You can use cranberry sauce as lube. Mildred and I have done it. Jeremiah Thompson watched."
What I'm wearing to Bluesky rehab
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 PM
What I'm wearing to Bluesky rehab
Ready to face Wednesday like someone with a badly malfunctioning time machine.
November 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Ready to face Wednesday like someone with a badly malfunctioning time machine.
Enrage a Star Wars fan by saying how much you love Booboo Fat.
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Enrage a Star Wars fan by saying how much you love Booboo Fat.
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Humans were meant to hibernate in the winter and I won’t be convinced otherwise.
November 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Humans were meant to hibernate in the winter and I won’t be convinced otherwise.
Almost time to get out the supple and luxurious Viva paper towels so Thanksgiving invitees think I've really made it.
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Almost time to get out the supple and luxurious Viva paper towels so Thanksgiving invitees think I've really made it.
Don't you dare spill cranberry sauce on my spanx this year.
November 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Don't you dare spill cranberry sauce on my spanx this year.
Without downloading new pics what is it like dating you?
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Without downloading new pics what is it like dating you?
This is where I share my deepest, darkest thoughts.*
*boiling some bacon for breakfast
*boiling some bacon for breakfast
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
This is where I share my deepest, darkest thoughts.*
*boiling some bacon for breakfast
*boiling some bacon for breakfast
Fuck this town and the clique-y parents and every fucking mom who is so far up in her head she can't have a fucking human interaction that takes her away from her mobile device for more than 27 seconds.
November 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Fuck this town and the clique-y parents and every fucking mom who is so far up in her head she can't have a fucking human interaction that takes her away from her mobile device for more than 27 seconds.
moots make it real
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
moots make it real
I'm about seven minutes into the John Candy documentary and already tearing up, so yeah... I'm a Gen X kid.
November 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I'm about seven minutes into the John Candy documentary and already tearing up, so yeah... I'm a Gen X kid.
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Shouldn't we just mint pennies out of something less valuable, like say ... our self-worth as a nation?
November 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Shouldn't we just mint pennies out of something less valuable, like say ... our self-worth as a nation?
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I wonder if anyone ever told Elvis that he had the energy of someone who will die on the toilet.
January 11, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I wonder if anyone ever told Elvis that he had the energy of someone who will die on the toilet.
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Said the word butt today and everyone got mad
November 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Said the word butt today and everyone got mad
After attending Bluesky's five-hour enrollment seminar, I was promised I'd be introduced to a number of single lady tennis players upon joining. Thus far: NONE.
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
After attending Bluesky's five-hour enrollment seminar, I was promised I'd be introduced to a number of single lady tennis players upon joining. Thus far: NONE.
Irrelevance! on the Dating App
November 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Irrelevance! on the Dating App
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Chet
Chet
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Englebert Humperdonck
Englebert Humperdonck
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
David Lee Rath
David Lee Rath
November 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Chet
Chet