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LeBond James

@octopithy.bsky.social

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masshole shitposter nobody All the skeets 👉 https://bit.ly/3Aq0mLM Best of 👉 https://bit.ly/4fVp8ll Follow requests 👉 https://bit.ly/416xJ0O

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LeBond James @octopithy.bsky.social · Jan 22

Put on four layers plus my puffy jacket and now I can't fit in my '89 Civic.

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LeBond James @octopithy.bsky.social · 13m

Honk if you're of the age where you still use the circular arm-with-fist motion to get someone to roll down their window.

LeBond James @octopithy.bsky.social · 19m

Cory Wong has some magical power where his music is infused with so much joy that it replaces all my New England cynicism with Minnesota nice. (Damn you, Cory Wong! Especially "Live at L'Olympia!"

LeBond James @octopithy.bsky.social · 55m

Shepherd's Crotch must be a real place.

LeBond James @octopithy.bsky.social · 3h

I only have enough cringe to share on one platform.

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LeBond James @octopithy.bsky.social · 3h

Absolutely not. No fucking way.

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lemon 🍋 @littlelemontart.being.baby · 16h

don’t speak to me or my stuffed animals ever again

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LeBond James @octopithy.bsky.social · 16h

We left Twitter. Next, we migrate to Mastodon, where we need a shitposter quorum of 6,969. Then we begin the Third & Final Great Migration back to MySpace. Godspeed, everyone.

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 16h

got fired from my job as a restaurant host because I was telling customers "park your flesh heap right over here" as I seated them

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LeBond James @octopithy.bsky.social · 16h

Your new Apple Watch 10 is cool bro but I'm crushing my steps goal from couch to toilet every day with this ShitBit™.

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Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · 16h

It's important to be vague...

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 16h

my magic 8 ball just started adding “bro” to all its responses

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AnnaMolly @anna-molly.bsky.social · 16h

Bluesky is basically a public record of your mental breakdown

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 16h

Damn typos ruining my otherwise top notch posts

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LeBond James @octopithy.bsky.social · 20h

Thanks!

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LeBond James @octopithy.bsky.social · 20h

PSA: Toyota's All Wheel Drive-a-Thon has begun, which means Toyotathon is coming, which also means the Toyotathon Lady will soon begin collecting the souls she needs to survive the winter.