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· Sep 18
this meeting could’ve been an x-files standalone episode
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gonna start a podcast where i just sigh a lot
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
gonna start a podcast where i just sigh a lot
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I don't understand this joke, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I don't understand this joke, Charlie Brown
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How do you guys keep your cast irons from bending your dishwasher racks? Mf heavy
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
How do you guys keep your cast irons from bending your dishwasher racks? Mf heavy
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Giving you a lollipop after a haircut just stopped one day
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Giving you a lollipop after a haircut just stopped one day
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My daughter (10) got her tonsils out today. When she woke up after surgery, she held up her stuffy, locked eyes with it and whispered, "What did you witness!?"
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
My daughter (10) got her tonsils out today. When she woke up after surgery, she held up her stuffy, locked eyes with it and whispered, "What did you witness!?"
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I've already had my pre-Thanksgiving panic attack 48 hours ahead of schedule. It's called productivity, people
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I've already had my pre-Thanksgiving panic attack 48 hours ahead of schedule. It's called productivity, people
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Hey, tell your dad I said sup.
November 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Hey, tell your dad I said sup.
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Don't be fooled by my Bluesky badassery. I'm probably just a guy named Todd in real life
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Don't be fooled by my Bluesky badassery. I'm probably just a guy named Todd in real life
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a tv big enough i dont have to get up to see vital plot information typed on a phone screen
November 22, 2025 at 12:11 PM
a tv big enough i dont have to get up to see vital plot information typed on a phone screen
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Just added "bifocal curious" to my dating profile
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Just added "bifocal curious" to my dating profile
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actually the devil went down to georgia for the peach cobbler
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
actually the devil went down to georgia for the peach cobbler
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An hour into Thanksgiving break: Is it too soon to watch Elf?
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
An hour into Thanksgiving break: Is it too soon to watch Elf?
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I'm made of stardust, but I still have to do chores.
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I'm made of stardust, but I still have to do chores.
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they're adding a fifth loko
November 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
they're adding a fifth loko
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Rollin' up to the parent-teacher conferences with a vape in my bra.
November 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Rollin' up to the parent-teacher conferences with a vape in my bra.
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A fellow female dog walker didn't return my wave and believe me, I get it.
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A fellow female dog walker didn't return my wave and believe me, I get it.
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“You deserved better”
~me to my under appreciated posts, right before deleting them
~me to my under appreciated posts, right before deleting them
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
“You deserved better”
~me to my under appreciated posts, right before deleting them
~me to my under appreciated posts, right before deleting them
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I opened the fridge door once again looking for enlightenment.
Nope. I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.
Nope. I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I opened the fridge door once again looking for enlightenment.
Nope. I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.
Nope. I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.
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My turkey recipe calls for an apple and an onion to be stuffed into the cavity of the turkey.
I assert my dominance by saying, "Take that shit up there, you dirty bird. Take it all".
I assert my dominance by saying, "Take that shit up there, you dirty bird. Take it all".
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
My turkey recipe calls for an apple and an onion to be stuffed into the cavity of the turkey.
I assert my dominance by saying, "Take that shit up there, you dirty bird. Take it all".
I assert my dominance by saying, "Take that shit up there, you dirty bird. Take it all".
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Subscribe to a YouTube channel if you want to be sure that it never shows up in your Recommended again.
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Subscribe to a YouTube channel if you want to be sure that it never shows up in your Recommended again.
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It's really hard to win any argument while you're sipping on a Capri Sun and eating cookies. But that's not gonna stop me from trying
November 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
It's really hard to win any argument while you're sipping on a Capri Sun and eating cookies. But that's not gonna stop me from trying
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I can't find my ceremonial porcupine.
November 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I can't find my ceremonial porcupine.
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My jokes are so corny that I even a-maize myself.
November 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
My jokes are so corny that I even a-maize myself.