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Soft launching your memoir through overly personal Yelp reviews
November 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Soft launching your memoir through overly personal Yelp reviews
Me at Thanksgiving dinner: I’m thankful for the mute button that prevents streaming services from assaulting me with audio from options I haven’t selected yet 🙏🏻
November 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Me at Thanksgiving dinner: I’m thankful for the mute button that prevents streaming services from assaulting me with audio from options I haven’t selected yet 🙏🏻
The Labubu Thanksgiving Day Parade float was fine. They haven’t had enough floats that look like they want to eat your soul.
November 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The Labubu Thanksgiving Day Parade float was fine. They haven’t had enough floats that look like they want to eat your soul.
Influencers presenting their gift guides: Hi, this is my gift guide where I guide you to gifts that will make me money ☺️🎅🏻
November 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Influencers presenting their gift guides: Hi, this is my gift guide where I guide you to gifts that will make me money ☺️🎅🏻
I would respect the Google AI overview more if sometimes it was like “girl, I don’t know”
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I would respect the Google AI overview more if sometimes it was like “girl, I don’t know”
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guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
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If I was a glove, I would help hamburger
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
If I was a glove, I would help hamburger
Do I miss Luna bars in the old packaging, or do I just miss being in my 20s? I think the bars
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Do I miss Luna bars in the old packaging, or do I just miss being in my 20s? I think the bars
I haven’t watched the Wicked movies, but I will watch anything about the cursed Wizard of Oz set.
November 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I haven’t watched the Wicked movies, but I will watch anything about the cursed Wizard of Oz set.
Slams laptop shut, delicately tucks napkin in collar 🦃
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Slams laptop shut, delicately tucks napkin in collar 🦃
I think a lot of Millennials learned how to run a household from playing the Sims. That’s why it’s always buying new furniture or crying in a corner for us.
November 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I think a lot of Millennials learned how to run a household from playing the Sims. That’s why it’s always buying new furniture or crying in a corner for us.
When one of my hand soaps runs out, and I can finally use the peppermint one I bought, it’s over for all you bitches.
I shouldn’t call you bitches. The joy the of the peppermint soap will fix me ☺️
I shouldn’t call you bitches. The joy the of the peppermint soap will fix me ☺️
November 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
When one of my hand soaps runs out, and I can finally use the peppermint one I bought, it’s over for all you bitches.
I shouldn’t call you bitches. The joy the of the peppermint soap will fix me ☺️
I shouldn’t call you bitches. The joy the of the peppermint soap will fix me ☺️
🙋🏼♀️ when is the Friendsgiving where they give you friends?
November 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
🙋🏼♀️ when is the Friendsgiving where they give you friends?
Making a modern gingerbread house with gray floors 😔
November 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Making a modern gingerbread house with gray floors 😔
We’re the sons of the ShowBiz pizza animatronic band you couldn’t turn off.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
We’re the sons of the ShowBiz pizza animatronic band you couldn’t turn off.
In the club, we all fam. Our parents are getting a divorce 😕
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
In the club, we all fam. Our parents are getting a divorce 😕
When you drop a glass in the sink in a way where it would have had every right to shatter, but it doesn’t. Goddamn. New lease on life.
November 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
When you drop a glass in the sink in a way where it would have had every right to shatter, but it doesn’t. Goddamn. New lease on life.
The ChapStick advent calendar is all fun and games until you get to the end and you own 12 ChapSticks. You’re in too deep.
November 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The ChapStick advent calendar is all fun and games until you get to the end and you own 12 ChapSticks. You’re in too deep.
Say that again to my face, in a transatlantic accent
November 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Say that again to my face, in a transatlantic accent
I think my imposter syndrome started with playing the board game Life. I was like, I don’t think I’m ready for the responsibility of these two peg children.
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I think my imposter syndrome started with playing the board game Life. I was like, I don’t think I’m ready for the responsibility of these two peg children.
Gen Z telling you you’re on fire: Your shirt is fire. No, I mean literally on fire, girly pop.
November 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Gen Z telling you you’re on fire: Your shirt is fire. No, I mean literally on fire, girly pop.
Tired: OMG
Wired: GGMM (Good Golly, Miss Molly)
Wired: GGMM (Good Golly, Miss Molly)
November 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Tired: OMG
Wired: GGMM (Good Golly, Miss Molly)
Wired: GGMM (Good Golly, Miss Molly)
Sunday screamies. It’s when you just start screaming and don’t stop until Monday 🤷♀️
November 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Sunday screamies. It’s when you just start screaming and don’t stop until Monday 🤷♀️
Not my ducks, not my row
November 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Not my ducks, not my row
Is there a word in another language for enjoying the beautiful weather and not trusting it one bit simultaneously
November 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Is there a word in another language for enjoying the beautiful weather and not trusting it one bit simultaneously