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Do I miss Luna bars in the old packaging, or do I just miss being in my 20s? I think the bars
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I haven’t watched the Wicked movies, but I will watch anything about the cursed Wizard of Oz set.
November 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
An hour into Thanksgiving break: Is it too soon to watch Elf?
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Slams laptop shut, delicately tucks napkin in collar 🦃
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I think a lot of Millennials learned how to run a household from playing the Sims. That’s why it’s always buying new furniture or crying in a corner for us.
November 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
When one of my hand soaps runs out, and I can finally use the peppermint one I bought, it’s over for all you bitches.

I shouldn’t call you bitches. The joy the of the peppermint soap will fix me ☺️
November 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
🙋🏼‍♀️ when is the Friendsgiving where they give you friends?
November 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Making a modern gingerbread house with gray floors 😔
November 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
We’re the sons of the ShowBiz pizza animatronic band you couldn’t turn off.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
In the club, we all fam. Our parents are getting a divorce 😕
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
When you drop a glass in the sink in a way where it would have had every right to shatter, but it doesn’t. Goddamn. New lease on life.
November 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The ChapStick advent calendar is all fun and games until you get to the end and you own 12 ChapSticks. You’re in too deep.
November 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Say that again to my face, in a transatlantic accent
November 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I think my imposter syndrome started with playing the board game Life. I was like, I don’t think I’m ready for the responsibility of these two peg children.
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Gen Z telling you you’re on fire: Your shirt is fire. No, I mean literally on fire, girly pop.
November 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Tired: OMG
Wired: GGMM (Good Golly, Miss Molly)
November 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Sunday screamies. It’s when you just start screaming and don’t stop until Monday 🤷‍♀️
November 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Not my ducks, not my row
November 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Is there a word in another language for enjoying the beautiful weather and not trusting it one bit simultaneously
November 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I definitely leave the house in outfits I would not be okay with being in the background of a viral video in. And that’s on me.
November 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I bet on the weekends Excel and Word chill out and stop doing inconceivably annoying things. They just get stressed during the work week and act out.
November 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Me: Can you imagine a baby named Dolores?
Gen Z: I know, can you imagine a baby named Laura?
Me: Haha what 🥺
November 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Only wink wink can nudge nudge me
November 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
My new office personality is “woman who’s so cold she uses an electric hand warmer in the shape of a smiling avocado.”
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The workplace exclamation point is too powerful. It can have so many meanings. Enthusiasm. Mild rage. Friendship. War.
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM