Tusk Jenkins
@tuskjenkins.bsky.social
no klaatu no barada no nikto🛸🚫
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Tusk Jenkins
@tuskjenkins.bsky.social
· Aug 24
Neither shitposter nor hitposter but a secret absurd thing (fortune pierogi)
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Is the food court at the psychic shopping mall any good? Oh who am I kidding, not having to park is enough. I'm there.
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Is the food court at the psychic shopping mall any good? Oh who am I kidding, not having to park is enough. I'm there.
Our surroundings have always listened in on us, their capitalism is the environment of a perfect moment. "Your surroundings have their hands up, you are too paranoid for the presence of psychic shopping"
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Our surroundings have always listened in on us, their capitalism is the environment of a perfect moment. "Your surroundings have their hands up, you are too paranoid for the presence of psychic shopping"
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I slow down for crows, stop for ravens, and back up for the inevitably of black-winged night
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I slow down for crows, stop for ravens, and back up for the inevitably of black-winged night
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When you're walking the halls of a senior living center it's going to smell like chicken soup and at least one person will tell you a story about throwing hosiery on stage during a Tom Morello solo
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
When you're walking the halls of a senior living center it's going to smell like chicken soup and at least one person will tell you a story about throwing hosiery on stage during a Tom Morello solo
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waffles should have more confidence
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
waffles should have more confidence
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“I AM A GOLDEN GOD!”
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
“I AM A GOLDEN GOD!”
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It's the great ballsack Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
It's the great ballsack Charlie Brown
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successfully conned my father into eating fiber (he is afraid of beans)
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
successfully conned my father into eating fiber (he is afraid of beans)
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Surely this must have been commented upon already: Seven Nation Army the spiritual successor of We Will Rock You? (Art kid accidental jock anthem)
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Surely this must have been commented upon already: Seven Nation Army the spiritual successor of We Will Rock You? (Art kid accidental jock anthem)
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So, “Captain” Crunch, not only do you threaten the integrity of my perfect soft palate, but also your medals clearly have been drawn onto your uniform
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
So, “Captain” Crunch, not only do you threaten the integrity of my perfect soft palate, but also your medals clearly have been drawn onto your uniform
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Her: do you like The Beatles?
Me: Ellen or Rigby is my favorite song
Me: Ellen or Rigby is my favorite song
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Her: do you like The Beatles?
Me: Ellen or Rigby is my favorite song
Me: Ellen or Rigby is my favorite song
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Feeling seen (being left on read)
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Feeling seen (being left on read)
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Were I a rabbit, or a hare, my hind feet and ears would be at least a little bit longer. Probably several other things would be different too.
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Were I a rabbit, or a hare, my hind feet and ears would be at least a little bit longer. Probably several other things would be different too.
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As someone who literally printed the motto 'Show up and do your best' onto a tshirt, someone telling me to just do what's required instead of my best is legitimately breaking my brain
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
As someone who literally printed the motto 'Show up and do your best' onto a tshirt, someone telling me to just do what's required instead of my best is legitimately breaking my brain
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Again I say unto you, Prius is like Toad’s kart. Gets no respect. Takes a while to go fast but *can* go fast
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Again I say unto you, Prius is like Toad’s kart. Gets no respect. Takes a while to go fast but *can* go fast
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Still punk, I murmur after I gasp aloud at the comfort of my new cozy pants.
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Still punk, I murmur after I gasp aloud at the comfort of my new cozy pants.
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nary a sign, scent, or slime left by those disgusting graveyard ghouls ! What a miracle!!
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
nary a sign, scent, or slime left by those disgusting graveyard ghouls ! What a miracle!!
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just because you drive it through space doesn’t make it a ship 🙄
November 25, 2025 at 5:42 AM
just because you drive it through space doesn’t make it a ship 🙄
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Today's off to a flyer. Somehow bought white bread instead of wholewheat, and now I'm googling symptoms of early-onset dementia.
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Today's off to a flyer. Somehow bought white bread instead of wholewheat, and now I'm googling symptoms of early-onset dementia.
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Show business sounds like a 5 year old named it
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Show business sounds like a 5 year old named it
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What I'm wearing to Bluesky rehab
November 25, 2025 at 7:38 AM
What I'm wearing to Bluesky rehab
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It’s earlier than you’d like late to be.
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 AM
It’s earlier than you’d like late to be.
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Just as the charging cords prophesied.
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Just as the charging cords prophesied.
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The pieces that you post.
November 25, 2025 at 8:47 AM
The pieces that you post.