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NC. 3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, fucking bitch against ICE. Up good. $4 to Goog it for you. $25 to be mean to you $meantomyself
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On a scale of 1 to 10 for hotness, I would rate myself a good listener
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Watching Good Will Hunting again because I realise it's been a while since I gazed in awe upon a once in a generation work of genuine, unspoiled perfection. Also because I have a crush on Minnie Driver.
February 1, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Watching Good Will Hunting again because I realise it's been a while since I gazed in awe upon a once in a generation work of genuine, unspoiled perfection. Also because I have a crush on Minnie Driver.
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I am not interested in being a person on Instagram, doing collaborative posts with people or filming myself talking to the camera. I want to be a person who fucks off away from the noise and works hard and writes better and better books for the rest of his life and then dies. Why is that not ok?
February 1, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I am not interested in being a person on Instagram, doing collaborative posts with people or filming myself talking to the camera. I want to be a person who fucks off away from the noise and works hard and writes better and better books for the rest of his life and then dies. Why is that not ok?
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I literally moved to Mongolia so that people would leave me alone and allow me to write my novels in peace. Now I need to appear on podcasts and make viral content? No. Fuck you. Fix it.
I am not interested in being a person on Instagram, doing collaborative posts with people or filming myself talking to the camera. I want to be a person who fucks off away from the noise and works hard and writes better and better books for the rest of his life and then dies. Why is that not ok?
February 1, 2026 at 8:25 PM
I literally moved to Mongolia so that people would leave me alone and allow me to write my novels in peace. Now I need to appear on podcasts and make viral content? No. Fuck you. Fix it.
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I'm in the Epstein files, but it's just a bunch of people I considered friends calling me a goober behind my back. Apparently I'm "not party material".
February 2, 2026 at 7:54 AM
I'm in the Epstein files, but it's just a bunch of people I considered friends calling me a goober behind my back. Apparently I'm "not party material".
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Telling someone to touch grass, but in a slightly too loud and threatening tone
February 3, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Telling someone to touch grass, but in a slightly too loud and threatening tone
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Beautiful name would be a beautiful name for a beautiful name
February 3, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Beautiful name would be a beautiful name for a beautiful name
I need to stop buying up domain names out of spite because I am surprised when I get charged for renewal two years after I was mad
February 3, 2026 at 2:36 PM
I need to stop buying up domain names out of spite because I am surprised when I get charged for renewal two years after I was mad
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BREAKING: Viewers of “Melania” Documentary Receive Call Telling Them They Will Die in 7 Days
February 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
BREAKING: Viewers of “Melania” Documentary Receive Call Telling Them They Will Die in 7 Days
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Stop saying underage women.
They are children.
They are children.
February 3, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Stop saying underage women.
They are children.
They are children.
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Paris prosecutors raid the French offices of Elon Musk’s X as part of an investigation into spreading child pornography and deepfakes.
Paris prosecutors raid X offices as part of an investigation into child porn, deepfakes and more
French prosecutors have launched a search at the offices of Elon Musk's social media platform X. This is part of an investigation into alleged offenses, including spreading child pornography and deepfakes.
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February 3, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Paris prosecutors raid the French offices of Elon Musk’s X as part of an investigation into spreading child pornography and deepfakes.
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A stingray is just a regular ray that tells you not to put on the red light.
February 3, 2026 at 11:54 AM
A stingray is just a regular ray that tells you not to put on the red light.
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ides of march for billionaires
February 1, 2026 at 2:40 PM
ides of march for billionaires
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I am a middle aged college professor. My mom does this every semester. And it is one of very favorite things.
February 2, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I am a middle aged college professor. My mom does this every semester. And it is one of very favorite things.
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punxsutawney phil (just had visions of pestilence, blood rain, malignant false idols, stillborn livestock): uuuh 6 more weeks of winter
February 2, 2026 at 7:25 PM
punxsutawney phil (just had visions of pestilence, blood rain, malignant false idols, stillborn livestock): uuuh 6 more weeks of winter
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Side hustle: you pay me to add alt text to your photos
February 2, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Side hustle: you pay me to add alt text to your photos
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White House Aide Fired After Telling JD Vance About Super Bowl Party https://theonion.com/white-house-aide-fired-after-telling-jd-vance-about-super-bowl-party/
February 2, 2026 at 7:45 PM
White House Aide Fired After Telling JD Vance About Super Bowl Party https://theonion.com/white-house-aide-fired-after-telling-jd-vance-about-super-bowl-party/
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please👏do👏not👏wear👏a👏hoodie👏if👏you👏aren't👏committed👏to👏making👏the👏hoodie👏strings👏the👏same👏length👏
February 2, 2026 at 8:49 PM
please👏do👏not👏wear👏a👏hoodie👏if👏you👏aren't👏committed👏to👏making👏the👏hoodie👏strings👏the👏same👏length👏
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STOP 🛑 you have been blessed with this photo of dog snuggling another dog
February 2, 2026 at 9:03 PM
STOP 🛑 you have been blessed with this photo of dog snuggling another dog
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The death of Alex Pretti has been ruled a homicide, the Hennepin County medical examiner’s office said. Pretti was shot Jan. 24 during a chaotic encounter with federal immigration officers in Minneapolis. Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez were named as the two officers who fired at Pretti.
Alex Pretti’s death ruled homicide after Minneapolis shooting by federal agents
The death of Alex Pretti, the Minneapolis man killed by federal agents, has been ruled a homicide, the Hennepin County medical examiner’s office said.
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February 2, 2026 at 9:20 PM
The death of Alex Pretti has been ruled a homicide, the Hennepin County medical examiner’s office said. Pretti was shot Jan. 24 during a chaotic encounter with federal immigration officers in Minneapolis. Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez were named as the two officers who fired at Pretti.
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Arthur Wellesley, 1st Duke of Wellington, was known to be profusely flatulent, but in his case it was noble gas.
February 2, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Arthur Wellesley, 1st Duke of Wellington, was known to be profusely flatulent, but in his case it was noble gas.
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Reels captioned “wait for it” and then nothing cool happens are why I have trust issues.
February 2, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Reels captioned “wait for it” and then nothing cool happens are why I have trust issues.
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Every Black woman everywhere, I hope that, if nothing else, tonight you know in your heart of hearts that you are not crazy.
From the Epstein files: were Paul Volker and Tom Brokaw really members of a secret society with a "no minorities or women allowed" rule? Brokaw is still around -- worth asking him!
February 2, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Every Black woman everywhere, I hope that, if nothing else, tonight you know in your heart of hearts that you are not crazy.
My tiny shred of sunshine today comes from the company I use for composting at my business, who signs off on all their emails with the salutation 'Worm wishes'
February 2, 2026 at 8:30 PM
My tiny shred of sunshine today comes from the company I use for composting at my business, who signs off on all their emails with the salutation 'Worm wishes'
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in the absence of electricity, water, and internet, we became very interested in birds
February 2, 2026 at 4:59 PM
in the absence of electricity, water, and internet, we became very interested in birds