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NC. 3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, fucking bitch against ICE. Up good. $4 to Goog it for you. $25 to be mean to you $meantomyself
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On a scale of 1 to 10 for hotness, I would rate myself a good listener
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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

As of January 1st 2026, John and I are **no longer** the owners of Complexly (the educational media company we started 15 years ago that makes Crash Course, Eons, SciShow, Study Hall, and a bunch of other shows.)

We have been the sole owners for all that time...
February 4, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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the Epstein files are really devastating because they remind me of how many girls and women miss out on professional opportunities, mentorship and careers because of how many powerful, rich and influential men only view girls and women — and interactions with them — through the lens of sex
February 5, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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If you break enough lava lamps, then yes. The floor is lava.
February 5, 2026 at 8:54 PM
A friend of mine shares a name with a retired adult film actress. She said that she was glad that the actress was able to retire her screen name too, and I said, "Retired her name? Like they hung her thong in the rafters?" and apparently that wasn't an appropriate workplace conversation my apologies
February 5, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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Jessie Diggins, Olympic cross-country skiing gold medalist, from the Twin Cities: “I want to make sure you know who I’m racing for…”
February 5, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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it's always crazy when you realize someone has been quietly fuming and building you up in their head as their sworn, eternal nemesis for months when you have no idea who they are
February 5, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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rating you on a scale from catfish to chilean seabass
February 5, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law
February 5, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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If I knew anything about water coolers do you really think I'd be hanging around the bird bath asking how to splash for myself when they talk dirty about me at work
February 5, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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Incredible stuff happening at Spencer’s Gifts
February 5, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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You’d think Socrates would’ve been upset at being forced to die by drinking hemlock but he was philosophical about it.
February 5, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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On a scale of 1 to 10, what do you think of numerical ratings?
February 5, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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Windswept on sand for a look that says I will always be there because I have been here always, or perfectly raked perimeter around a campsite for a look that says I'll be with you until the hose runs out
February 5, 2026 at 5:43 AM
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the cool thing about mamdani is that literally everyone who freaked out about him sucks
February 5, 2026 at 6:53 AM
I want a puffy blanket skirt with an eagle on it! Ca caw!!
February 5, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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Men resigning after the horrors revealed in the Epstein files is NOT justice.
February 5, 2026 at 11:34 AM
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it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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I love a lot of things but I love my mom the most.
February 5, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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1) PLEASE tell me this is real

2) lmao

3) elooooon, i have two solutions for your misery. one is to do the hard work of confronting the self centered fear underlying your massive ego. two? well I can't post it on this website lol
February 5, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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this rules
February 5, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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He just tweeted it out …
February 5, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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The frenemy of my enemy is my…acquaintance or something, I guess.
*shrugs*
February 4, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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some people on bluesky are not following me and idk why tbh bc i’m a gddmn delight
some people on Bluesky think that making blanket statements without any substance is a sign of intellectual sophistication
Too many people on Bluesky think that relentless expressions of despair are a sign of intellectual sophistication.
February 5, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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an accent could be a cheese curd
February 4, 2026 at 2:35 AM
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"It's not the greatest" you say but always it is because you're the only one. There's superlatives at home yelling at their tvs "I can't believe this modestest prototype"
February 4, 2026 at 5:48 AM