mean things I say to myself
@meantomyself.bsky.social
NC. 3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, fucking bitch against ICE. Up good. $4 to Goog it for you. $25 to be mean to you $meantomyself
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On a scale of 1 to 10 for hotness, I would rate myself a good listener
Don't fuck Vance unless you want to catch an STI (couch burn)
February 4, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Don't fuck Vance unless you want to catch an STI (couch burn)
I apologize for being a white woman, if you didn't guess that before, now you do. I am sorry and understand the blocks but just to be clear:
FUCK TRUMP
FUCK ICE
FUCK MUSK
FUCK TRUMP
FUCK ICE
FUCK MUSK
February 4, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I apologize for being a white woman, if you didn't guess that before, now you do. I am sorry and understand the blocks but just to be clear:
FUCK TRUMP
FUCK ICE
FUCK MUSK
FUCK TRUMP
FUCK ICE
FUCK MUSK
Look, I don't want to be this way. I am trying to mature and grow. I don't want to shove my negative feelings down deep in this middle aged body until we have an out of control emotional white woman situation. It's embarrassing. To me and to other humans. But I swear if one more person...
February 4, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Look, I don't want to be this way. I am trying to mature and grow. I don't want to shove my negative feelings down deep in this middle aged body until we have an out of control emotional white woman situation. It's embarrassing. To me and to other humans. But I swear if one more person...
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continue to think that if instead of "raw milk" we called it "doodoo milk" people would understand the risk proposition
This is bonkers. MAHA 'farmers' with ecoli tainted raw milk admit they really don't know how to make the stuff after all.
"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."
people.com/ballerina-fa...
"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."
people.com/ballerina-fa...
Hannah Neeleman's Ballerina Farm Halts Sale of Raw Milk Due to Bacteria Concerns: Report
Hannah and Daniel Neeleman have paused Ballerina Farm's sale of raw milk following health violations discovered during routine testing. Screenings from summer 2025 showed high levels of coliform, the ...
people.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:37 AM
continue to think that if instead of "raw milk" we called it "doodoo milk" people would understand the risk proposition
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I can’t believe how stupid everything is. I just hate the stupidity.
February 3, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I can’t believe how stupid everything is. I just hate the stupidity.
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i think telling him to shut the fuck up to his face would heal me
KAITLAN COLLINS: What would say to Epstein survivo---
TRUMP: You are so bad. You are the worst report. No wonder CNN has no ratings. She's a young woman. I don't think I've ever seen you smile. They should be ashamed of you.
TRUMP: You are so bad. You are the worst report. No wonder CNN has no ratings. She's a young woman. I don't think I've ever seen you smile. They should be ashamed of you.
February 3, 2026 at 10:20 PM
i think telling him to shut the fuck up to his face would heal me
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“.. Not a single Republican member of Congress showed up to the public forum .. on the violence inflicted by federal immigration agents, featuring testimony from the brothers of Renee Good ..”
@newrepublic.com
newrepublic.com/post/206100/...
@newrepublic.com
newrepublic.com/post/206100/...
February 3, 2026 at 11:09 PM
“.. Not a single Republican member of Congress showed up to the public forum .. on the violence inflicted by federal immigration agents, featuring testimony from the brothers of Renee Good ..”
@newrepublic.com
newrepublic.com/post/206100/...
@newrepublic.com
newrepublic.com/post/206100/...
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LinkedIn career badge that says "not in the Epstein files"
February 3, 2026 at 11:30 PM
LinkedIn career badge that says "not in the Epstein files"
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*gives my snowman a mouth
Snowman: I licky boom boom down
Snowman: I licky boom boom down
February 3, 2026 at 11:46 PM
*gives my snowman a mouth
Snowman: I licky boom boom down
Snowman: I licky boom boom down
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Never forget: Pam Bondi and Kash said there was nothing in the Epstein files back in March
February 4, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Never forget: Pam Bondi and Kash said there was nothing in the Epstein files back in March
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Didn't this happen in My Cousin Vinny?
February 4, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Didn't this happen in My Cousin Vinny?
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I spend my evenings attending a dramatic live performance called “Starving Cats Who Ate One Hour Ago.”
February 4, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I spend my evenings attending a dramatic live performance called “Starving Cats Who Ate One Hour Ago.”
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Emojis began with a simple smiley face and now you can choose from hundreds of other symbolic lies.
February 3, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Emojis began with a simple smiley face and now you can choose from hundreds of other symbolic lies.
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being in perimenopause and waking up soaked in so much sweat I had to change the sheets while also bleeding profusely with horrible cramps is not why I am being mean to you, it’s because I don’t like you.
February 3, 2026 at 9:09 PM
being in perimenopause and waking up soaked in so much sweat I had to change the sheets while also bleeding profusely with horrible cramps is not why I am being mean to you, it’s because I don’t like you.
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The driver on the bus goes
Move on back
Move on back
Move on back
The driver on the bus goes, Move on back
Or I’ll beat your weak ass down.
Move on back
Move on back
Move on back
The driver on the bus goes, Move on back
Or I’ll beat your weak ass down.
February 3, 2026 at 10:13 PM
The driver on the bus goes
Move on back
Move on back
Move on back
The driver on the bus goes, Move on back
Or I’ll beat your weak ass down.
Move on back
Move on back
Move on back
The driver on the bus goes, Move on back
Or I’ll beat your weak ass down.
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I’m a real slut for Bible trivia
February 3, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I’m a real slut for Bible trivia
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My boss at the lab: any progress on the cloning device?
Me, hurriedly pulling a tarp over a horrifying abomination in big shoes and a squeaky red nose: oh, *cloning*. Yeah, no. Nothing yet.
Me, hurriedly pulling a tarp over a horrifying abomination in big shoes and a squeaky red nose: oh, *cloning*. Yeah, no. Nothing yet.
February 4, 2026 at 1:23 AM
My boss at the lab: any progress on the cloning device?
Me, hurriedly pulling a tarp over a horrifying abomination in big shoes and a squeaky red nose: oh, *cloning*. Yeah, no. Nothing yet.
Me, hurriedly pulling a tarp over a horrifying abomination in big shoes and a squeaky red nose: oh, *cloning*. Yeah, no. Nothing yet.
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Watching Good Will Hunting again because I realise it's been a while since I gazed in awe upon a once in a generation work of genuine, unspoiled perfection. Also because I have a crush on Minnie Driver.
February 1, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Watching Good Will Hunting again because I realise it's been a while since I gazed in awe upon a once in a generation work of genuine, unspoiled perfection. Also because I have a crush on Minnie Driver.
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I am not interested in being a person on Instagram, doing collaborative posts with people or filming myself talking to the camera. I want to be a person who fucks off away from the noise and works hard and writes better and better books for the rest of his life and then dies. Why is that not ok?
February 1, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I am not interested in being a person on Instagram, doing collaborative posts with people or filming myself talking to the camera. I want to be a person who fucks off away from the noise and works hard and writes better and better books for the rest of his life and then dies. Why is that not ok?
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I literally moved to Mongolia so that people would leave me alone and allow me to write my novels in peace. Now I need to appear on podcasts and make viral content? No. Fuck you. Fix it.
I am not interested in being a person on Instagram, doing collaborative posts with people or filming myself talking to the camera. I want to be a person who fucks off away from the noise and works hard and writes better and better books for the rest of his life and then dies. Why is that not ok?
February 1, 2026 at 8:25 PM
I literally moved to Mongolia so that people would leave me alone and allow me to write my novels in peace. Now I need to appear on podcasts and make viral content? No. Fuck you. Fix it.
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I'm in the Epstein files, but it's just a bunch of people I considered friends calling me a goober behind my back. Apparently I'm "not party material".
February 2, 2026 at 7:54 AM
I'm in the Epstein files, but it's just a bunch of people I considered friends calling me a goober behind my back. Apparently I'm "not party material".
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Telling someone to touch grass, but in a slightly too loud and threatening tone
February 3, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Telling someone to touch grass, but in a slightly too loud and threatening tone
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Beautiful name would be a beautiful name for a beautiful name
February 3, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Beautiful name would be a beautiful name for a beautiful name
I need to stop buying up domain names out of spite because I am surprised when I get charged for renewal two years after I was mad
February 3, 2026 at 2:36 PM
I need to stop buying up domain names out of spite because I am surprised when I get charged for renewal two years after I was mad
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BREAKING: Viewers of “Melania” Documentary Receive Call Telling Them They Will Die in 7 Days
February 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
BREAKING: Viewers of “Melania” Documentary Receive Call Telling Them They Will Die in 7 Days