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@meantomyself.bsky.social

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3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, politics in the streets. Serving mufflepuff in NC. Up good. $4 to Goog it for you. Make EM cry 2025 Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaoms63lvrkk

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · Nov 17

On a scale of 1 to 10 for hotness, I would rate myself a good listener

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 3h

That was very relevant to my interests, thank you!

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 7h

a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall

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Myq Kaplan @myqkaplan.bsky.social · 8h

When I first heard about Stockholm Syndrome, it sounded awful, but now I love it.‬

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 23h

If there isn’t a workout place called Gym and Juice, I’m simply not built for this world.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 23h

My most hilarious posts get the fewest likes, it’s science.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 23h

My thoughts aren’t crazy, they’re eclectic.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 23h

I know I’m a bitch because I like to sleep 12-14 hours a day.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 23h

If you flip my couch cushions you won’t find spare change, just an alarming number of Cadbury micro mini eggs.

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 8h

Done ❤️

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 22h

I just want to be the unhinged chick in people’s hearts.

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 21h

Any chance to wear my rhinestone jean jacket is why I never miss jury duty.

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 20h

I’m sorry guys i just can’t do another social media move. If u dm me your address i will send my posts via usps.

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 19h

19TH CENTURY ENGLISH PROVERB: may you live in interesting times
ME, IN 2025: first of all, fuck you

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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.com · 15h

how disgusting and unnecessary. begging men to be normal just once.

WIRED @wired.com · 15h

Some sports gamblers are trying to predict WNBA players’ performance—and the outcomes of games—based on the athletes’ periods. One betting content creator has dubbed it “blood money." www.wired.com/story/men-ar...

Men Are Betting on WNBA Players' Menstrual Cycles

Some sports gamblers are trying to predict WNBA players’ performance—and the outcomes of games—based on the athletes’ periods. One betting content creator has dubbed it “blood money."

www.wired.com

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mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 14h

i think i just dreamed a solution to a work problem i have

can’t decide if im happy about the solution or annoyed that im bothered enough to dream about work

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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 11h

Fun facts: Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in 2009, has won an Emmy, two Grammys, and his production company won an Oscar.

Trump has won 34 felony convictions as well as civil adjudications for rape and financial fraud. He is currently protecting rich and powerful pedophiles in the GOP.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 11h

The Trump administration is REALLY allowing Qatar to build an air base in the US after they did a $5.5 billion golf resort deal with Trump and gave him a jet.

MAGA can take their ‘America First’ flags and wipe their asses with them. He is Trump First, and you are suckers.

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 10h

Look, I just feel like I shouldn’t have to bend over backward to get an exorcism

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 10h

Be careful saying negative things about yourself breathing through bamboo from the bottom of a pond. People walking by will tell the pond positive things about it and you'll believe them I love you pond

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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 9h

Congratulations to new Nobel Peace Prize laureate María Corina Machado for her courageous struggle to bring democracy to Venezuela.

Live Updates: María Corina Machado of Venezuela Is Awarded the Nobel Peace Prize

www.nytimes.com

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 9h

Imagine me going into the nearest barbershop for a trim and telling them they need to name that chair after me

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 10h

The offices and conference rooms at my business are all named after women. A man yesterday (there for the first time) was joking with me and said, "You should rename one after me because you need something for men" and what I said was no but what I thought was are you fucking kidding me

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12h

me steeling myself to go to the job i prayed to god for

ben affleck miserably contemplating the ocean

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Seth Rudy @sethrudy.bsky.social · 12h

Meanwhile in #Portland

Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 11h

Who needs sex when you have cool ranch doritos?

Therapist: *scribbling furiously*

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