mean things I say to myself
@meantomyself.bsky.social
NC. 3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, fucking bitch against ICE. Up good. $4 to Goog it for you. $25 to be mean to you $meantomyself
Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaoms63lvrkk
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On a scale of 1 to 10 for hotness, I would rate myself a good listener
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REPORT: JD Vance Booed in the Depths of Hell
February 6, 2026 at 10:11 PM
REPORT: JD Vance Booed in the Depths of Hell
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JD Vance should be booed everywhere he goes for the rest of his life.
February 6, 2026 at 10:23 PM
JD Vance should be booed everywhere he goes for the rest of his life.
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I’m very comfortable and cozy on the D-list, being known mostly by children and bisexual librarians, but every now and then I think it would be fun to be famous just for one or two reasons, and this is never more true than when I remember The Muppet Show
February 6, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I’m very comfortable and cozy on the D-list, being known mostly by children and bisexual librarians, but every now and then I think it would be fun to be famous just for one or two reasons, and this is never more true than when I remember The Muppet Show
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Just gonna drop this photo of January 6 insurrectionist Jake Lang destroying a "Prosecute ICE" sculpture in Minneapolis. He's been arrested for this, btw.
February 6, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Just gonna drop this photo of January 6 insurrectionist Jake Lang destroying a "Prosecute ICE" sculpture in Minneapolis. He's been arrested for this, btw.
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Racist garbage continues to emanate from this President and his White House.
February 6, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Racist garbage continues to emanate from this President and his White House.
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“Trump may be racist but you’re fat” isn’t the sick burn whatever moron runs the GOP account thinks it is
February 7, 2026 at 12:03 AM
“Trump may be racist but you’re fat” isn’t the sick burn whatever moron runs the GOP account thinks it is
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Mongolia Winter Olympics uniform, it’s over, no contest
February 6, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Mongolia Winter Olympics uniform, it’s over, no contest
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My whistle stop tour:
I travel around the country and folks everywhere beg me to stop whistling.
I travel around the country and folks everywhere beg me to stop whistling.
February 6, 2026 at 8:45 PM
My whistle stop tour:
I travel around the country and folks everywhere beg me to stop whistling.
I travel around the country and folks everywhere beg me to stop whistling.
I would prefer being feared over being loved, and I would settle for respected, but I am currently usually just fighting for my life in the slow lane and the comments
February 7, 2026 at 12:26 AM
I would prefer being feared over being loved, and I would settle for respected, but I am currently usually just fighting for my life in the slow lane and the comments
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From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
February 6, 2026 at 3:47 PM
From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
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Mambo #5 was the confession of a serial killer
February 6, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Mambo #5 was the confession of a serial killer
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Donald Trump is a racist.
February 6, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Donald Trump is a racist.
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Long ago, in a time before everyone was tired of everything
February 6, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Long ago, in a time before everyone was tired of everything
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Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
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Trump has posted on Truth Social about 65 times in the last 90 minutes, including a video he posted at 8:44 PM PT describing election fraud lies that shows racist AI images of Michelle and Barack Obama as monkeys at the end. I’ve confirmed this is real and watched it myself.
25th Amendment now.
25th Amendment now.
February 6, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Trump has posted on Truth Social about 65 times in the last 90 minutes, including a video he posted at 8:44 PM PT describing election fraud lies that shows racist AI images of Michelle and Barack Obama as monkeys at the end. I’ve confirmed this is real and watched it myself.
25th Amendment now.
25th Amendment now.
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this is very funny www.foxnews.com/media/jd-van...
JD Vance should have been sold by his mother for drugs, NYT columnist says
New York Times columnist Jamelle Bouie suggested Vice President JD Vance's mother was reasonable when attempting to sell him for drugs during his childhood.
www.foxnews.com
February 6, 2026 at 10:01 AM
this is very funny www.foxnews.com/media/jd-van...
Just another 47 year old woman attending a professional conference that runs into Saturday because Past Alison thought that it would be fun to listen to panels on the weekend??
February 6, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Just another 47 year old woman attending a professional conference that runs into Saturday because Past Alison thought that it would be fun to listen to panels on the weekend??
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Me, nude, riding a rocking horse: Easy, Sarsaparilla.
February 6, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Me, nude, riding a rocking horse: Easy, Sarsaparilla.
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The to be continueds of the mind always know what's next, a defense mechanism cliffhanger. Will you temporarily forget to live in constant recap? Spoiler alert: only when you've accepted skipping yourself
February 6, 2026 at 6:23 AM
The to be continueds of the mind always know what's next, a defense mechanism cliffhanger. Will you temporarily forget to live in constant recap? Spoiler alert: only when you've accepted skipping yourself
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“Allow me to demonstrate.”
- demons, probably
- demons, probably
February 6, 2026 at 10:02 AM
“Allow me to demonstrate.”
- demons, probably
- demons, probably
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Now is the time to bring back Clippy so I can ask him to tell me secrets
February 6, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Now is the time to bring back Clippy so I can ask him to tell me secrets
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him: would you say you’re silly?
me: i’m half goose, on my dads side
me: i’m half goose, on my dads side
February 6, 2026 at 4:45 PM
him: would you say you’re silly?
me: i’m half goose, on my dads side
me: i’m half goose, on my dads side
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Missed carousel boarding: you were the dolphin with a saddle, I didn't even know they made those. And I just choked from opposable thumb awe in my blowhole
February 6, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Missed carousel boarding: you were the dolphin with a saddle, I didn't even know they made those. And I just choked from opposable thumb awe in my blowhole
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if you took my advice last year and bought used leather pants, wore those leather pants, and then resold them on eBay, you would have made more money than if you invested in bitcoin
February 6, 2026 at 1:58 AM
if you took my advice last year and bought used leather pants, wore those leather pants, and then resold them on eBay, you would have made more money than if you invested in bitcoin