mean things I say to myself
@meantomyself.bsky.social
NC. 3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, fucking bitch against ICE. Up good. $4 to Goog it for you. $25 to be mean to you $meantomyself
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On a scale of 1 to 10 for hotness, I would rate myself a good listener
I really love seeing Olympic athletes unbox and model all their gear. It's enough to make you feel patriotic in an unpatriotic time. Highly recommend
February 5, 2026 at 2:45 PM
I really love seeing Olympic athletes unbox and model all their gear. It's enough to make you feel patriotic in an unpatriotic time. Highly recommend
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Windswept on sand for a look that says I will always be there because I have been here always, or perfectly raked perimeter around a campsite for a look that says I'll be with you until the hose runs out
February 5, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Windswept on sand for a look that says I will always be there because I have been here always, or perfectly raked perimeter around a campsite for a look that says I'll be with you until the hose runs out
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the cool thing about mamdani is that literally everyone who freaked out about him sucks
February 5, 2026 at 6:53 AM
the cool thing about mamdani is that literally everyone who freaked out about him sucks
I want a puffy blanket skirt with an eagle on it! Ca caw!!
February 5, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I want a puffy blanket skirt with an eagle on it! Ca caw!!
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Men resigning after the horrors revealed in the Epstein files is NOT justice.
February 5, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Men resigning after the horrors revealed in the Epstein files is NOT justice.
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it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
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I love a lot of things but I love my mom the most.
February 5, 2026 at 1:24 AM
I love a lot of things but I love my mom the most.
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1) PLEASE tell me this is real
2) lmao
3) elooooon, i have two solutions for your misery. one is to do the hard work of confronting the self centered fear underlying your massive ego. two? well I can't post it on this website lol
2) lmao
3) elooooon, i have two solutions for your misery. one is to do the hard work of confronting the self centered fear underlying your massive ego. two? well I can't post it on this website lol
February 5, 2026 at 1:24 AM
1) PLEASE tell me this is real
2) lmao
3) elooooon, i have two solutions for your misery. one is to do the hard work of confronting the self centered fear underlying your massive ego. two? well I can't post it on this website lol
2) lmao
3) elooooon, i have two solutions for your misery. one is to do the hard work of confronting the self centered fear underlying your massive ego. two? well I can't post it on this website lol
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He just tweeted it out …
February 5, 2026 at 1:39 AM
He just tweeted it out …
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The frenemy of my enemy is my…acquaintance or something, I guess.
*shrugs*
*shrugs*
February 4, 2026 at 7:19 PM
The frenemy of my enemy is my…acquaintance or something, I guess.
*shrugs*
*shrugs*
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some people on bluesky are not following me and idk why tbh bc i’m a gddmn delight
some people on Bluesky think that making blanket statements without any substance is a sign of intellectual sophistication
Too many people on Bluesky think that relentless expressions of despair are a sign of intellectual sophistication.
February 5, 2026 at 12:09 AM
some people on bluesky are not following me and idk why tbh bc i’m a gddmn delight
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an accent could be a cheese curd
February 4, 2026 at 2:35 AM
an accent could be a cheese curd
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"It's not the greatest" you say but always it is because you're the only one. There's superlatives at home yelling at their tvs "I can't believe this modestest prototype"
February 4, 2026 at 5:48 AM
"It's not the greatest" you say but always it is because you're the only one. There's superlatives at home yelling at their tvs "I can't believe this modestest prototype"
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imagine ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️
February 4, 2026 at 5:56 AM
imagine ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️
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Pizzagate deserved to be the name of something way more funny
February 4, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Pizzagate deserved to be the name of something way more funny
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I wouldn’t die on this hill but I’d consider stubbing a toe.
February 4, 2026 at 2:36 PM
I wouldn’t die on this hill but I’d consider stubbing a toe.
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The kind of song you write a book about because your yodeling is more nonfiction
February 4, 2026 at 4:48 PM
The kind of song you write a book about because your yodeling is more nonfiction
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what if I broke into your place, total home invasion style, just to tell your pets I l love them
February 4, 2026 at 6:22 PM
what if I broke into your place, total home invasion style, just to tell your pets I l love them
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Don’t let me into your heart. I’m so claustrophobic I might claw my way out.
February 4, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Don’t let me into your heart. I’m so claustrophobic I might claw my way out.
Unfortunately today's Don'ts are my three favorite things
February 4, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Unfortunately today's Don'ts are my three favorite things
Don't fuck Vance unless you want to catch an STI (couch burn)
February 4, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Don't fuck Vance unless you want to catch an STI (couch burn)
I apologize for being a white woman, if you didn't guess that before, now you do. I am sorry and understand the blocks but just to be clear:
FUCK TRUMP
FUCK ICE
FUCK MUSK
FUCK TRUMP
FUCK ICE
FUCK MUSK
February 4, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I apologize for being a white woman, if you didn't guess that before, now you do. I am sorry and understand the blocks but just to be clear:
FUCK TRUMP
FUCK ICE
FUCK MUSK
FUCK TRUMP
FUCK ICE
FUCK MUSK
Look, I don't want to be this way. I am trying to mature and grow. I don't want to shove my negative feelings down deep in this middle aged body until we have an out of control emotional white woman situation. It's embarrassing. To me and to other humans. But I swear if one more person...
February 4, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Look, I don't want to be this way. I am trying to mature and grow. I don't want to shove my negative feelings down deep in this middle aged body until we have an out of control emotional white woman situation. It's embarrassing. To me and to other humans. But I swear if one more person...
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continue to think that if instead of "raw milk" we called it "doodoo milk" people would understand the risk proposition
This is bonkers. MAHA 'farmers' with ecoli tainted raw milk admit they really don't know how to make the stuff after all.
"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."
people.com/ballerina-fa...
"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."
people.com/ballerina-fa...
Hannah Neeleman's Ballerina Farm Halts Sale of Raw Milk Due to Bacteria Concerns: Report
Hannah and Daniel Neeleman have paused Ballerina Farm's sale of raw milk following health violations discovered during routine testing. Screenings from summer 2025 showed high levels of coliform, the ...
people.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:37 AM
continue to think that if instead of "raw milk" we called it "doodoo milk" people would understand the risk proposition