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How many 79-year-olds do you know that eat:
- Quarter Pounder with Cheese
- Big Mac
- Filet-o-Fish
- Large Fries
- Diet Coke
And live to tell the tale? His blood is so thin he could be done in by a paper cut.
- Quarter Pounder with Cheese
- Big Mac
- Filet-o-Fish
- Large Fries
- Diet Coke
And live to tell the tale? His blood is so thin he could be done in by a paper cut.
January 2, 2026 at 4:04 AM
How many 79-year-olds do you know that eat:
- Quarter Pounder with Cheese
- Big Mac
- Filet-o-Fish
- Large Fries
- Diet Coke
And live to tell the tale? His blood is so thin he could be done in by a paper cut.
- Quarter Pounder with Cheese
- Big Mac
- Filet-o-Fish
- Large Fries
- Diet Coke
And live to tell the tale? His blood is so thin he could be done in by a paper cut.
The man wants to take a metric shit ton of aspirin so his blood is super thin? I say let him.
Let him cook.
Let him cook.
January 2, 2026 at 3:50 AM
The man wants to take a metric shit ton of aspirin so his blood is super thin? I say let him.
Let him cook.
Let him cook.
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Can I get an amen?
This Is The Year It Happens
I promise.
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January 1, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Can I get an amen?
Can I get an amen?
This Is The Year It Happens
I promise.
www.thegodpodcast.com
January 1, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Can I get an amen?
What resolutions should God make this year?
I will be doing the ones that get the most ‘likes.’
I will be doing the ones that get the most ‘likes.’
January 1, 2026 at 7:11 PM
What resolutions should God make this year?
I will be doing the ones that get the most ‘likes.’
I will be doing the ones that get the most ‘likes.’
The president led an attack on the Capitol because he lost the election. The Supreme Court made sure he would never face justice for this crime. The corrupt Supreme Court justices must be deported to a facility in Africa. Deport the court.
January 1, 2026 at 6:29 PM
The president led an attack on the Capitol because he lost the election. The Supreme Court made sure he would never face justice for this crime. The corrupt Supreme Court justices must be deported to a facility in Africa. Deport the court.
This is the year it happens.
I promise.
I promise.
January 1, 2026 at 5:56 PM
This is the year it happens.
I promise.
I promise.
Ringing in the new year by rewatching Andor Season 2.
January 1, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Ringing in the new year by rewatching Andor Season 2.
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Dear Humans,
Congratulations!
You survived Project 2025.
Congratulations!
You survived Project 2025.
Your God 2025 Wrapped Is Ready
The Year of FAFO.
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December 31, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Dear Humans,
Congratulations!
You survived Project 2025.
Congratulations!
You survived Project 2025.
Didn’t they setup a whole new department to hunt down fraud and then they couldn’t find any and then Elon quit in shame? That happened 11 months ago.
January 1, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Didn’t they setup a whole new department to hunt down fraud and then they couldn’t find any and then Elon quit in shame? That happened 11 months ago.
Happy New Year, humans. This year we take the fight to them.
December 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Happy New Year, humans. This year we take the fight to them.
Dear Humans,
Congratulations!
You survived Project 2025.
Congratulations!
You survived Project 2025.
Your God 2025 Wrapped Is Ready
The Year of FAFO.
www.thegodpodcast.com
December 31, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Dear Humans,
Congratulations!
You survived Project 2025.
Congratulations!
You survived Project 2025.
Thou shalt not baselessly accuse Somalians of “stealing billions” when you are the one stealing billions every single way you can.
Um, this commandment is mostly for Donald Trump and his racist criminal organization.
Um, this commandment is mostly for Donald Trump and his racist criminal organization.
December 31, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Thou shalt not baselessly accuse Somalians of “stealing billions” when you are the one stealing billions every single way you can.
Um, this commandment is mostly for Donald Trump and his racist criminal organization.
Um, this commandment is mostly for Donald Trump and his racist criminal organization.
Wanna lose 250 pounds of useless weight this New Year? Impeach the creep.
December 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Wanna lose 250 pounds of useless weight this New Year? Impeach the creep.
And by friends, of course, he also means himself. Ho ho, holy shit.
Trump Panics As Marjorie Taylor Greene Exposes His Epstein Secret
"My friends will get hurt."
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December 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
And by friends, of course, he also means himself. Ho ho, holy shit.
If people admire you, they put your name on buildings. If you have to do it yourself, well… that’s different.
December 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
If people admire you, they put your name on buildings. If you have to do it yourself, well… that’s different.
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Doesn't it strike you as strange that the people who shout long and loud that America is a Christian nation founded on Christian principles are the very people who don't want Christ's teachings of tolerance, pacifism, and generosity codified in law?
December 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Doesn't it strike you as strange that the people who shout long and loud that America is a Christian nation founded on Christian principles are the very people who don't want Christ's teachings of tolerance, pacifism, and generosity codified in law?
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Let us behold them suffering the consequences of their own stupidity and hatred.
MAGA Finds Out Their Health Insurance Is Going Up
They voted for this.
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December 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Let us behold them suffering the consequences of their own stupidity and hatred.
Wait..they “found” ONE MILLION more Epstein files?!? I can’t keep track of this anymore. One second it’s a hoax and it doesn’t exist, the next there are a million more files.
December 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Wait..they “found” ONE MILLION more Epstein files?!? I can’t keep track of this anymore. One second it’s a hoax and it doesn’t exist, the next there are a million more files.
Let us behold them suffering the consequences of their own stupidity and hatred.
MAGA Finds Out Their Health Insurance Is Going Up
They voted for this.
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December 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Let us behold them suffering the consequences of their own stupidity and hatred.
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"This Christmas, Donald Trump reminded the world that his wealth and power means nothing when his heart is empty."
December 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
"This Christmas, Donald Trump reminded the world that his wealth and power means nothing when his heart is empty."
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God knows his shit...
December 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
God knows his shit...
According to Trump, I’m radical left scum.
If you’re also radical left scum, then let’s follow each other and fight this regime together.
If you’re also radical left scum, then let’s follow each other and fight this regime together.
a close up of a woman wearing a necklace with a bun in her hair
ALT: a close up of a woman wearing a necklace with a bun in her hair
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December 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
According to Trump, I’m radical left scum.
If you’re also radical left scum, then let’s follow each other and fight this regime together.
If you’re also radical left scum, then let’s follow each other and fight this regime together.
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Ho, ho, holy shit.
Miserable Prick Spends Christmas Home Alone
Donold is down bad.
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December 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Ho, ho, holy shit.