Mara Wilson
@marawilson.bsky.social
Writer, actor, audiobook narrator, notorious tryhard
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must not lick the forbidden ice cream
what we don’t have in turkey fryer explosion videos, we make up for with 10-pound grease ball pics.
November 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
must not lick the forbidden ice cream
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We’ve got to somehow get over this fear of dismissing tech bro philosophy as absolutely ignorant self-serving garbage
November 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
We’ve got to somehow get over this fear of dismissing tech bro philosophy as absolutely ignorant self-serving garbage
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Your honor, whatever you're gonna say, it won't hurt me, because I've already said worse about myself
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Your honor, whatever you're gonna say, it won't hurt me, because I've already said worse about myself
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(Watching gen Z realize it's their turn to feel old and out of touch is hilarious. Getting older happens to us all, and not getting the slang very young people are using is a rite of passage. Congratulations, you've reached the age where you get to not care about being cool.)
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
(Watching gen Z realize it's their turn to feel old and out of touch is hilarious. Getting older happens to us all, and not getting the slang very young people are using is a rite of passage. Congratulations, you've reached the age where you get to not care about being cool.)
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if anyone needs me i’ll be haunting an abandoned amusement park
November 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
if anyone needs me i’ll be haunting an abandoned amusement park
Are persimmons supposed to taste like nothing or did I get a bad one
November 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Are persimmons supposed to taste like nothing or did I get a bad one
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the sleepiest sausage
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
the sleepiest sausage
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It’s so cool to have hitched your wagon 20 years ago to an industry that was booming beyond anyone’s expectations and have it turn out to be stripmined and utterly hollowed out by Shareholder Value, and every other industry you could slot into has been, surprise, hollowed out by Shareholder Value
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
It’s so cool to have hitched your wagon 20 years ago to an industry that was booming beyond anyone’s expectations and have it turn out to be stripmined and utterly hollowed out by Shareholder Value, and every other industry you could slot into has been, surprise, hollowed out by Shareholder Value
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I really wish we'd stop calling them climate "skeptics" or "vaccine skeptics", if you jump off a cliff we don't call you a "gravity skeptic"
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I really wish we'd stop calling them climate "skeptics" or "vaccine skeptics", if you jump off a cliff we don't call you a "gravity skeptic"
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The best thing about having a cat is when he’ll walk in the room carrying a slice of ham but you don’t have any ham in the house. Where’d you get the ham little guy?
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The best thing about having a cat is when he’ll walk in the room carrying a slice of ham but you don’t have any ham in the house. Where’d you get the ham little guy?
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just going to keep saying that they’re going to blow through that shiny megabudget much faster than anyone predicts
NEW: ICE has torn up its $180M cap on a proposed immigrant-tracking program and is now guaranteeing private surveillance firms at least $7.5M each, with potential payouts reaching $281M per vendor. The change signals a shift from “pilot” to full-scale outsourcing of street-level investigative work.
ICE Offers Up to $280 Million to Immigrant-Tracking ‘Bounty Hunter’ Firms
Immigration and Customs Enforcement lifted a $180 million cap on a proposed immigrant-tracking program while guaranteeing multimillion-dollar payouts for private surveillance firms.
www.wired.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
just going to keep saying that they’re going to blow through that shiny megabudget much faster than anyone predicts
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the food you like? it's bad. the food *i* like? good. checkmate, losers
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
the food you like? it's bad. the food *i* like? good. checkmate, losers
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im babysitting but that doesn't stop me from innovating
behold: the double car. money, please
behold: the double car. money, please
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
im babysitting but that doesn't stop me from innovating
behold: the double car. money, please
behold: the double car. money, please
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who the fuck would want a work husband? like i need another asshole in my life asking me where we keep the scissors
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
who the fuck would want a work husband? like i need another asshole in my life asking me where we keep the scissors
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AI will never be able to replicate the inexplicable anger of a lifelong fan of a sports team at a player underperforming during a game they are winning
November 25, 2025 at 9:25 AM
AI will never be able to replicate the inexplicable anger of a lifelong fan of a sports team at a player underperforming during a game they are winning
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Wow, the year 2025 sounds scary. Good thing it's not real
November 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Wow, the year 2025 sounds scary. Good thing it's not real
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
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By accepting the pardon those turkeys are admitting to culpability
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
By accepting the pardon those turkeys are admitting to culpability
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I’ve been running around asking tech execs and academics if language was the same as intelligence for over a year now - and, well, it isn’t. @benjaminjriley.bsky.social explains how the bubble is built on ignoring cutting-edge research into the science of thought www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I’ve been running around asking tech execs and academics if language was the same as intelligence for over a year now - and, well, it isn’t. @benjaminjriley.bsky.social explains how the bubble is built on ignoring cutting-edge research into the science of thought www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
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Pretending to be Henry David Thoreau at Walden's pond so my mom and sister will bring me lunch.
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Pretending to be Henry David Thoreau at Walden's pond so my mom and sister will bring me lunch.
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Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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Explaining to my Canadian wife that Americans celebrate Thanksgiving on Thursdays because Thanksgiving is the Thursday of holidays
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Explaining to my Canadian wife that Americans celebrate Thanksgiving on Thursdays because Thanksgiving is the Thursday of holidays
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All the Camelot shit really broke people huh. You can’t just say a guy is a rich crank who thinks he’s smarter than everybody, he has to cut some sort of a tragic figure
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
All the Camelot shit really broke people huh. You can’t just say a guy is a rich crank who thinks he’s smarter than everybody, he has to cut some sort of a tragic figure
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*Aqualung riff*
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
*Aqualung riff*