Mara Wilson
@marawilson.bsky.social
Writer, actor, audiobook narrator, notorious tryhard
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This one has been burned in my brain for almost 20 years now
November 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
This one has been burned in my brain for almost 20 years now
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Devastating essay about living with a terminal cancer diagnosis at 35, made more devastating by the author's relation to the health and human services secretary who's spent the past year cutting cancer research.
A Battle with My Blood
When I was diagnosed with leukemia, my first thought was that this couldn’t be happening to me, to my family.
www.newyorker.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Devastating essay about living with a terminal cancer diagnosis at 35, made more devastating by the author's relation to the health and human services secretary who's spent the past year cutting cancer research.
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"Thirty-eight years ago today a Chicago television signal was hijacked and the airing program was replaced by a stranger in a Max Headroom mask. The perpetrator has never been identified."
November 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
"Thirty-eight years ago today a Chicago television signal was hijacked and the airing program was replaced by a stranger in a Max Headroom mask. The perpetrator has never been identified."
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I’ve often called this song—“Just Like Heaven”—the finest single of the 80s and meant it. This cover’s arrangement only confirms it for me 💜🔥
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I’ve often called this song—“Just Like Heaven”—the finest single of the 80s and meant it. This cover’s arrangement only confirms it for me 💜🔥
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Okay. Y'all owe me. Here it is.
ALL RIGHT YOU FREAKS
Telos News Telos News Read in the Substack app Open app Part 2: She Did It Again Ryan Lizza Nov 21, 2025 ∙ Paid If you are new to this series, start here. She did it again. It was four years later....
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November 22, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Okay. Y'all owe me. Here it is.
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Hell yeah @rianjohnson.bsky.social (reposting with alt text)
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Hell yeah @rianjohnson.bsky.social (reposting with alt text)
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
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My words & art are my sole income. Thanks. :)
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patreon.com/vaspider: words for $1+
Just wanna throw $$ at me? Cool!
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Venmo: @vaspider
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My words & art are my sole income. Thanks. :)
Quality Queerwear by NerdyKeppie
An apparel and accessories business owned and operated by a queer Jewish family.
www.ithaspockets.gay
November 24, 2024 at 9:16 AM
If you like my words, here's how to support me:
www.ithaspockets.gay: buy nerdy/queer/Jewish/leftist swag
patreon.com/vaspider: words for $1+
Just wanna throw $$ at me? Cool!
paypal.me/vaspider
ko-fi.com/vaspider
Venmo: @vaspider
CashApp: $vaspider
My words & art are my sole income. Thanks. :)
www.ithaspockets.gay: buy nerdy/queer/Jewish/leftist swag
patreon.com/vaspider: words for $1+
Just wanna throw $$ at me? Cool!
paypal.me/vaspider
ko-fi.com/vaspider
Venmo: @vaspider
CashApp: $vaspider
My words & art are my sole income. Thanks. :)
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I've found this to be true when it comes to explaining why I still mask in public. Once nearly everybody had already had COVID once vaccines were out, "I don't want to die" garnered skepticism but "My favorite foods tasted wrong for six months last time" had folks going "oh, huh, that makes sense!"
Same reason people go on motorcycles without helmets: your argument about deaths means nothing to them.
Tell em the most likely outcome is not death, but 60 years of pain and not being able to wipe their own ass, though, and suddenly they think a helmet is a good idea.
Tell em the most likely outcome is not death, but 60 years of pain and not being able to wipe their own ass, though, and suddenly they think a helmet is a good idea.
November 22, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I've found this to be true when it comes to explaining why I still mask in public. Once nearly everybody had already had COVID once vaccines were out, "I don't want to die" garnered skepticism but "My favorite foods tasted wrong for six months last time" had folks going "oh, huh, that makes sense!"
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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you have the dancing plague
bleeding feet, won’t see middle age
dancing plague
reasons for it are still opaque
oh yeah
bleeding feet, won’t see middle age
dancing plague
reasons for it are still opaque
oh yeah
November 22, 2025 at 5:43 AM
you have the dancing plague
bleeding feet, won’t see middle age
dancing plague
reasons for it are still opaque
oh yeah
bleeding feet, won’t see middle age
dancing plague
reasons for it are still opaque
oh yeah
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Why so photogenic? What is he posing for?
November 22, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Why so photogenic? What is he posing for?
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training an AI to find RFK Jr's alt on literotica.
November 22, 2025 at 5:51 AM
training an AI to find RFK Jr's alt on literotica.
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Another day, another fantastic tiktok restaurant advertisement
November 22, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Another day, another fantastic tiktok restaurant advertisement
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hey guys i made a seasonal meme
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
hey guys i made a seasonal meme
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patty cake patty cake baker’s man
November 22, 2025 at 5:42 AM
patty cake patty cake baker’s man
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charisma is the one thing all the angry little nerds can’t build and can’t buy no matter how rich they get or how much of society they destroy and I just think that’s beautiful
November 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
charisma is the one thing all the angry little nerds can’t build and can’t buy no matter how rich they get or how much of society they destroy and I just think that’s beautiful
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he sees all
November 21, 2025 at 1:15 PM
he sees all
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If we had to hear “Baby Shark” everywhere we went for two whole months out of the year we’d throw a fit, right?
And rightfully so.
So tell me, why do we put up with it when the song is “Frosty the Snowman”?
And rightfully so.
So tell me, why do we put up with it when the song is “Frosty the Snowman”?
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
If we had to hear “Baby Shark” everywhere we went for two whole months out of the year we’d throw a fit, right?
And rightfully so.
So tell me, why do we put up with it when the song is “Frosty the Snowman”?
And rightfully so.
So tell me, why do we put up with it when the song is “Frosty the Snowman”?
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roy was ahead of the kids today, you wouldn't believe
November 22, 2025 at 5:26 AM
roy was ahead of the kids today, you wouldn't believe
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This sounds like the country’s worst minor league team
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
This sounds like the country’s worst minor league team
I’ll give credence to any positive, negative, or mixed review of Wicked, unless it goes off on a tangent about how much better the book is
November 22, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I’ll give credence to any positive, negative, or mixed review of Wicked, unless it goes off on a tangent about how much better the book is