Tate 🦕
@thetate.bsky.social
31 He/Him. CO-NC (Durham). Analytical Biochemist. Colorado Sports (and Canes Hockey). Paleontology enthusiast. 🇵🇸 This is not a professional account
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Tate 🦕
@thetate.bsky.social
· Nov 9
I don't make pipette mistakes
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By accepting the pardon those turkeys are admitting to culpability
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
By accepting the pardon those turkeys are admitting to culpability
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I gave my mom what I thought was a soup-themed bath bomb some years back, but it was actually soup. She had to call my dad in to get her out of the greasy tub.
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I gave my mom what I thought was a soup-themed bath bomb some years back, but it was actually soup. She had to call my dad in to get her out of the greasy tub.
Holy shit this could change my entire life
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Holy shit this could change my entire life
Beginning to get desperate to find a cat sitter
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Beginning to get desperate to find a cat sitter
By accepting the pardon those turkeys are admitting to culpability
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
By accepting the pardon those turkeys are admitting to culpability
Mamdani a Kroenke man
This whole interview was basically just an excuse for them to talk about Arsenal lol
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Mamdani a Kroenke man
Remember that episode of DS9 where they capture that guy who was pretending to be someone else but turns out he was actually space Rudolf Höss and then it turns out he's actually someone pretending to be Rudolf Höss who it turns out was a like low level clerk at space Auschwitz who is pretending to
November 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Remember that episode of DS9 where they capture that guy who was pretending to be someone else but turns out he was actually space Rudolf Höss and then it turns out he's actually someone pretending to be Rudolf Höss who it turns out was a like low level clerk at space Auschwitz who is pretending to
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is this good
it's happening dot gif
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
is this good
I swear there was a video of Alex Jones weeping over the existence of human-pig hybrids but I cannot find it right now
November 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I swear there was a video of Alex Jones weeping over the existence of human-pig hybrids but I cannot find it right now
Hot woman from the friendsgiving adding me on Instagram
November 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Hot woman from the friendsgiving adding me on Instagram
Bulking. My mooscles are getting bigger
November 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Bulking. My mooscles are getting bigger
So long Chip
Was that fucking Chip Kelly? Man I really have not been keeping up with what the Raiders are doing
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
So long Chip
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american oligarchs uniformly abandoned a lifetime of democratic support because it was easier for them to believe that “based meme” accounts run by czechoslovakian teens were proof of a mass populist movement in service to elon musk than face the hard truth that most people hate their fucking guts
It’s hilarious and revelatory that a bunch of giant MAGA/America First X accounts are actually based in Eastern Europe and Nigeria.
Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
american oligarchs uniformly abandoned a lifetime of democratic support because it was easier for them to believe that “based meme” accounts run by czechoslovakian teens were proof of a mass populist movement in service to elon musk than face the hard truth that most people hate their fucking guts
All-Star goalie Alexandar Georgiev
Sabres goaltender Alexandar Georgiev has been placed on waivers for contract termination. He’s set to join Spartak Moscow of the KHL.
(H/T HockeyNewsHub / X)
(H/T HockeyNewsHub / X)
November 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
All-Star goalie Alexandar Georgiev
Oh, that explains it
WELKER: If tariffs help consumers, why is the administration rolling them back?
BESSENT: You know how much you weigh. You get on the scale every morning. Inflation is a composite number and we look at everything. We try to push down the things we can control.
BESSENT: You know how much you weigh. You get on the scale every morning. Inflation is a composite number and we look at everything. We try to push down the things we can control.
November 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Oh, that explains it
Harris Teeter Asian food bar very hit or miss. Today- a miss 😔
November 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Harris Teeter Asian food bar very hit or miss. Today- a miss 😔
Aaron Gordon... shoot me in the head
November 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Aaron Gordon... shoot me in the head
Bought the ingredients I needed for a pumpkin pie but forgot to buy a crust. And I don't have the gumption or the butter to make a crust
November 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Bought the ingredients I needed for a pumpkin pie but forgot to buy a crust. And I don't have the gumption or the butter to make a crust
Hotspurs? More like coldspurs
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Hotspurs? More like coldspurs
Arizona State is cracking me up with these insane turnovers
November 23, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Arizona State is cracking me up with these insane turnovers
Idk what it is about the yt videos I watch but the ad I get the most is for this stupid "tactical hoodie" where this angry guy talks about how stupid all my current jackets are and I need something with 100 pouches that would somehow help me survive the breakdown of society
November 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Idk what it is about the yt videos I watch but the ad I get the most is for this stupid "tactical hoodie" where this angry guy talks about how stupid all my current jackets are and I need something with 100 pouches that would somehow help me survive the breakdown of society