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monocrop mfers when you show them the three field system
November 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
monocrop mfers when you show them the three field system
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400 tons of cocaine is the weight equivalent to about 16 million Oreo cookies. Just a staggering volume.
in the midst of our supposed campaign against Venezuelan drug traffickers the President of the United States has chosen to pardon the Former President of Honduras, freeing him from his long prison sentence earned for trafficking more than 400 tons of cocaine into the United States
November 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
400 tons of cocaine is the weight equivalent to about 16 million Oreo cookies. Just a staggering volume.
hate to see a mutual bite hard on a bait post and refuse to let go
November 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
hate to see a mutual bite hard on a bait post and refuse to let go
the influencer woo ecosystem has really done a number feeding poison into the minds of parents of young children. everywhere you turn there's a huckster selling you bullshit that confirms your priors
November 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
the influencer woo ecosystem has really done a number feeding poison into the minds of parents of young children. everywhere you turn there's a huckster selling you bullshit that confirms your priors
kind of fucked up bc this t rex was a jehovah's witness
November 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
kind of fucked up bc this t rex was a jehovah's witness
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the cool thing about having two boys is walking into the bathroom and finding an unflushed rhino turd in the toilet and a semicircle of piss spray on the floor
November 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
the cool thing about having two boys is walking into the bathroom and finding an unflushed rhino turd in the toilet and a semicircle of piss spray on the floor
soft toilet paper makes soft men
November 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
soft toilet paper makes soft men
tbh I'd rather my death go unnoted than be part of a click bait listicle
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
tbh I'd rather my death go unnoted than be part of a click bait listicle
real pros pull their knees to their nipples and let it rip
Feeling gassy after Thanksgiving? Take a fart walk.
Light exercise after a big meal can help. Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down.
Light exercise after a big meal can help. Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down.
Column | Try a ‘fart walk’ to ease the pressure after that big Thanksgiving meal
Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
real pros pull their knees to their nipples and let it rip
making small talk after the cousin walk
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
making small talk after the cousin walk
more like escargone
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
more like escargone
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Violence has no place in America. It's place is uhhhhhhhhhhh a wedding in Kandahar province, Afghanistan
Violence has no place in America. Michelle and I are praying for the servicemembers shot in Washington, DC today, and send our love to their families as they enter this holiday season under the most tragic of circumstances.
November 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Violence has no place in America. It's place is uhhhhhhhhhhh a wedding in Kandahar province, Afghanistan
i don't have autism but nobody who knows me is surprised i have a child with autism
November 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
i don't have autism but nobody who knows me is surprised i have a child with autism
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Also he shared the Fun Fact that for many years the parade people would just turn the balloons loose after the parade was over. Imagine getting crushed to death by this piece of shit
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Also he shared the Fun Fact that for many years the parade people would just turn the balloons loose after the parade was over. Imagine getting crushed to death by this piece of shit
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hope all my american followers enjoy getting to do hand stuff with their cousins
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
hope all my american followers enjoy getting to do hand stuff with their cousins
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
first person to mention trump at dinner today has to handle cleanup
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
first person to mention trump at dinner today has to handle cleanup
im probably the strongest shitposter at this turkey trot
November 27, 2025 at 12:50 PM
im probably the strongest shitposter at this turkey trot
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i’m so happy for him
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
i’m so happy for him
a friend who won't lend you their poop knife isn't a friend at all
November 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
a friend who won't lend you their poop knife isn't a friend at all
give me a slice of the canned cranberry goop. i don't want any of that gentrified shit
Thanksgiving is the sole Food Oriented Holiday for which I have no interest in culinary creativity or novelty. I want turkey and stuffing and potatoes and green bean casserole and I want gravy on all of it.
“Liven up your stuffing with persimmons” no, fuck that, I will liven it up with gravy.
“Liven up your stuffing with persimmons” no, fuck that, I will liven it up with gravy.
November 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
give me a slice of the canned cranberry goop. i don't want any of that gentrified shit