GOLIKEHELLMACHINE
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Thanksgiving Mailbag
Submit your Thanksgiving question for the Normal Men podcast, in the form of a question.
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HEY YOU! do you have a thanksgiving-related question for the normal men crew? if so, you're in luck, because i'm soliciting submissions for another round of mailbag on next week's show! as an FYI, i don't share these with the crew beforehand, they get to be surprised in real time.
remember like a week and a half ago when i said we were playing our last show of the year? lol, lmao, we’re at dante’s again next tuesday, should have details tomorrow
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
remember like a week and a half ago when i said we were playing our last show of the year? lol, lmao, we’re at dante’s again next tuesday, should have details tomorrow
for what it's worth, whenever it comes out, i think you will all have fun with it, we certainly did
it’s Thanksgiving week so who the hell knows what the schedule is going to be but just as a housekeeping thing Normal Men likely delayed.
seems drastic for @ed3d.net to knock out the Boston power grid to duck mailbag but he overachieves
seems drastic for @ed3d.net to knock out the Boston power grid to duck mailbag but he overachieves
November 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
for what it's worth, whenever it comes out, i think you will all have fun with it, we certainly did
lol lmao
JUST IN: Judge Chutkan orders expedited processing of a FOIA request for files related to DOJ's handling of the Epstein files. ecf.dcd.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/show...
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
lol lmao
this guy’s work history on linkedin makes me think this was not an isolated occurrence in his career
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
this guy’s work history on linkedin makes me think this was not an isolated occurrence in his career
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feels like wiles is a probably, bessent a maybe, kevin hassett would be funniest
lmao if he cans Wiles
RealClear journalist also says White House and cabinet officials bracing for massive personnel shakeup soon because of the economy
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
feels like wiles is a probably, bessent a maybe, kevin hassett would be funniest
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Apropos of nothing, here, in no particular order, are some things I do in exchange for money in the vicinity of Portland, Oregon:
Replace appliances and fixtures like faucets, dishwashers, microwaves, and garbage disposals
Repair/replace windows and doors
Repair rotten stuff
Baseboards etc
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Replace appliances and fixtures like faucets, dishwashers, microwaves, and garbage disposals
Repair/replace windows and doors
Repair rotten stuff
Baseboards etc
/
November 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Apropos of nothing, here, in no particular order, are some things I do in exchange for money in the vicinity of Portland, Oregon:
Replace appliances and fixtures like faucets, dishwashers, microwaves, and garbage disposals
Repair/replace windows and doors
Repair rotten stuff
Baseboards etc
/
Replace appliances and fixtures like faucets, dishwashers, microwaves, and garbage disposals
Repair/replace windows and doors
Repair rotten stuff
Baseboards etc
/
the final section of it walks right up to the line of saying that RFK, jr is fundamentally and dangerously wrong about *everything*, and then stops just short of it, you can read it in the subtext but it should’ve been made text, given the stakes.
this whole piece has a lot of pulled punches that read suspiciously like editorial interference, because it’s not a puff piece. the cover photo is deeply fucking weird, whatever they think they’re doing with it, it doesn’t work
Over many interviews, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Michael Scherer about how he plans to remake America’s public-health system. Can he lead the scientific establishment he’s spent much of his life crusading against?
Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
November 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
the final section of it walks right up to the line of saying that RFK, jr is fundamentally and dangerously wrong about *everything*, and then stops just short of it, you can read it in the subtext but it should’ve been made text, given the stakes.
this whole piece has a lot of pulled punches that read suspiciously like editorial interference, because it’s not a puff piece. the cover photo is deeply fucking weird, whatever they think they’re doing with it, it doesn’t work
Over many interviews, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Michael Scherer about how he plans to remake America’s public-health system. Can he lead the scientific establishment he’s spent much of his life crusading against?
Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
this whole piece has a lot of pulled punches that read suspiciously like editorial interference, because it’s not a puff piece. the cover photo is deeply fucking weird, whatever they think they’re doing with it, it doesn’t work
i would give anything for someone to ask this guy what his actual job is, because he clearly doesn’t have any idea
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
i would give anything for someone to ask this guy what his actual job is, because he clearly doesn’t have any idea
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you can't be doing discourse about sleepy time. debating honk shoo mimimi. you cannot. go outside
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
you can't be doing discourse about sleepy time. debating honk shoo mimimi. you cannot. go outside
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This is turning into the HOA website.
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This is turning into the HOA website.
i am absolutely not doing fucking bedtime discourse, i am 45 years old, if you lecture me about what time i should be going to bed and waking up i will cram you into a cannon and shoot you into the sun myself
November 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
i am absolutely not doing fucking bedtime discourse, i am 45 years old, if you lecture me about what time i should be going to bed and waking up i will cram you into a cannon and shoot you into the sun myself
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I do not think that people should be allowed to read the news
November 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I do not think that people should be allowed to read the news
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Archetypal example is “capitalism ground me down so I quit my job and set up a small business so that I’m my own boss”. You didn’t dislike capitalism! You disliked authority!
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Archetypal example is “capitalism ground me down so I quit my job and set up a small business so that I’m my own boss”. You didn’t dislike capitalism! You disliked authority!
look, they keep carville around because your boomer and silent generation parents and grandparents open up their wallets when they see him fart out some century-old talking points on cable news or in their email boxes, you can easily reply STOP or mark as spam to put an end to it
like, has carville even been hired to run a dem campaign *this century*?
November 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
look, they keep carville around because your boomer and silent generation parents and grandparents open up their wallets when they see him fart out some century-old talking points on cable news or in their email boxes, you can easily reply STOP or mark as spam to put an end to it
referencing james carville as "the man they worship" with regards to the "democratic establishment" makes you even more out of touch with the party than carville is, lol
November 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
referencing james carville as "the man they worship" with regards to the "democratic establishment" makes you even more out of touch with the party than carville is, lol
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Goodbye Jimmy Cliff. His vocal in this 1976 SNL performance, good lord---one of the best singers of his generation, of any generation. vimeo.com/155135842
many rivers to cross
jimmy cliff on saturday night live, 1976.
vimeo.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Goodbye Jimmy Cliff. His vocal in this 1976 SNL performance, good lord---one of the best singers of his generation, of any generation. vimeo.com/155135842
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Seen a lot of people wondering why X, The Everything App would have a feature that gives away how much of the popular right wing accounts are foreign actors and this is why. They thought every left wing account would be that way because every accusation is also a confession.
Planned Parenthood uses a VPN so its twitter location is shown as Germany and now all of MAGA twitter thinks Planned Parenthood is a fake organization based in Europe.
November 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Seen a lot of people wondering why X, The Everything App would have a feature that gives away how much of the popular right wing accounts are foreign actors and this is why. They thought every left wing account would be that way because every accusation is also a confession.
oh, man, RIP
Jimmy Cliff, reggae legend and Jamaican icon, dies at 81
"It’s with profound sadness that I share that my husband, Jimmy Cliff, has crossed over due to a seizure followed by pneumonia," his wife, Latifa Chambers, wrote on Instagram.
www.nbcnews.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
oh, man, RIP
this article reads more easily if you imagine DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM written in between every paragraph
‘You can’t just talk about gas and groceries’: GOP grapples with housing affordability message
As Republicans look to catch up on cost of living, some eye housing as a messaging blind spot.
www.politico.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
this article reads more easily if you imagine DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM written in between every paragraph
extremely funny for them to contemplate this after just getting their asses handed to them on their first attempt at show trials because this administration can’t tie their own shoes, sure, go for it, those six can use the campaign donations
“Within the White House, Trump and his lieutenants aren’t planning on letting up…Trump has told some advisers that he wants RICO prosecutions and conspiracy charges leveled against the six Democrats, a source with direct knowledge of the matter tells Zeteo…
zeteo.com/p/how-we-gre...
zeteo.com/p/how-we-gre...
November 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
extremely funny for them to contemplate this after just getting their asses handed to them on their first attempt at show trials because this administration can’t tie their own shoes, sure, go for it, those six can use the campaign donations
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idc i trust my kids with this man
November 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
idc i trust my kids with this man