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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE

@golikehellmachine.com

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anarchist hellscape warlord arbitration consultant. drummer in tragic lovers. writes WORK IS FOUR LETTERS, DOGE IS FOUR LETTERS, poster emeritus for NORMAL MEN. https://golikehellmachine.com https://normalmenpodcast.com https://tragiclovers.bandcamp.com

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 2h

average portlander meeting an ICE goon in january

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 1h

see you all on the flipside, don’t let me make any important internet decisions

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 1h

oh, man, there’s the suck, fever rising and chills, wheee

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 1h

i didn’t see the light until the inflatable frogs got caught in the shop lights but by then it was nothing to me but blinding [ribbit]

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 2h

my bus commute will be 2.5+ hours per day, all in darkness, these motherfuckers from TX absolutely do not stand a chance

GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 2h

meh, price we pay for living on the best side

GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 2h

man, mary hartman, mary hartman is weird as fuck

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 2h

PORTLAND LEADS THE NATION

dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 5h

there are SO many more inflatable costumes tonight. clearly we have settled on a motif

Wide shot of many people in inflatable costumes

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 2h

average portlander meeting an ICE goon in january

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 2h

these fucking big wet bitch loser motherfuckers are not gonna survive the long dark

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 3h

go ahead. keep flying blackhawks over my apartment. it only makes my opinions WORSE

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 3h

i answer the call, what can i say

Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 4h

No one Drummer should have this much power.

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 3h

we bought a few old pendelton used wool blankets over the years that we just have over the house now

GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 3h

beef boy

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 4h

i am definitely gonna get both bit and scratched for this

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 4h

a man in a suit and tie says you gotta pump those numbers up

ALT: a man in a suit and tie says you gotta pump those numbers up

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 4h

gang, there are going to be between 20k-40k people at the portland NO KINGS rally, and at least half are going to be wearing inflatable costumes, i want you to think about how funny that looks for a minute

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 4h

listen, man, there were already a lot of gay frogs here

GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 4h

YES

Wiseowl374 @wiseowl374.bsky.social · 4h

This man is your friend he fights for freedom poster but it’s portland frog hero

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 4h

lol at the idea that anyone in portland has dress codes

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 4h

AND THEN LAUGHING IT OFF

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 4h

a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' .

ALT: a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' .

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Fischer 🛠️🚇 @fischer.bsky.social · 12h

folks they’re calling each other mean names on twitter . . . they’re telling you to drive out to fight them at a park in the middle of the night and, let me tell you, they’re not showing up. oh no. and then they’re looking up your court records, and what they’re finding? it’s very bad.

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 4h

lm absolute fucking ass off

Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 5h

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 4h

hong kong did it first

Pepe the Frog Means Something Different in Hong Kong—Right?

Pepe is popping up all over Hong Kong—on walls, in forums, in sticker packs for apps—as a symbol of resistance against an authoritarian state.

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 4h

when lesser portland starts a run on polyester inflatable animal costumes for protests, you can fucking call me, until then, we reign supreme

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