Schnorkles O'Bork
@schnorkles.bsky.social
A shitposting plane who knows stuff about polls, drug development, and CFR Part 11 validation.
A notorious drunk who's pretty obviously blitzed in half his public appearances picking this fight with am astronaut is... a choice.
When you draw a platoon leader like Hegseth, it’s your worst nightmare. You just ride it out until he’s gone and gets replaced by someone who isn’t a complete jackass. Only a fool like Trump would put one of them in charge of the entire defense department.
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
A notorious drunk who's pretty obviously blitzed in half his public appearances picking this fight with am astronaut is... a choice.
Lmao the end of the world is such a mess.
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Lmao the end of the world is such a mess.
Lmao
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Lmao
Lmao.
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Lmao.
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
To provide an actual response: opinion is not voter salience
I support Trans rights as much as anyone but it's an electoral loser. It helps Republicans who are ok with shooting trans.
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
To provide an actual response: opinion is not voter salience
Nothin in the rules that says a red panda can't post.
share a 90s movie u think deserves more love
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Nothin in the rules that says a red panda can't post.
My mother once grabbed the wrong container and put two cups of egg nog into the mashed potatoes.
My aunt who famously can’t cook tried to make a pumpkin pie. She didn’t know what cloves were, so she put garlic cloves in it. Whole.
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
My mother once grabbed the wrong container and put two cups of egg nog into the mashed potatoes.
I think people should realize here that Mark Kelly is a very savvy politician who doesn't really move from where his constituents are and is notoriously careful because he's a democrat from Arizona.
The fact that he's doing this isn't just presidential ambition, it means his voters want it.
The fact that he's doing this isn't just presidential ambition, it means his voters want it.
Mark Kelly: "My wife, Gabby Giffords, meeting with her constituents, shot in the head. Six people killed around her, a horrific thing. She spent six months in the hospital. We know what political violence is and we know what causes it too, The statements that Donald Trump made incites others."
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I think people should realize here that Mark Kelly is a very savvy politician who doesn't really move from where his constituents are and is notoriously careful because he's a democrat from Arizona.
The fact that he's doing this isn't just presidential ambition, it means his voters want it.
The fact that he's doing this isn't just presidential ambition, it means his voters want it.
Schnorkwife and I's non-wedding (but basically the more important anniversary, idk) is the Tuesday before Thanksgiving. so I will be gone for a few days.
I hope everyone has a wonderful Thanksgiving. 🤌
I hope everyone has a wonderful Thanksgiving. 🤌
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Schnorkwife and I's non-wedding (but basically the more important anniversary, idk) is the Tuesday before Thanksgiving. so I will be gone for a few days.
I hope everyone has a wonderful Thanksgiving. 🤌
I hope everyone has a wonderful Thanksgiving. 🤌
I mean at least it wasn't called Skynet.
"the president has directed the Department of Energy to launch an AI project called the genesis mission" sounds like something out of a technothriller
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
Launching the Genesis Mission
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1. Purpose.
www.whitehouse.gov
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I mean at least it wasn't called Skynet.
I'm not a huge rah-rah support the troops sort, but they're going to try to stolen valor Kelly over the next couple of weeks and it's going to absolutely run into a brick wall.
November 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I'm not a huge rah-rah support the troops sort, but they're going to try to stolen valor Kelly over the next couple of weeks and it's going to absolutely run into a brick wall.
Also there's burblings that Bondi may be in trouble in DOJ, but I don't know if they're credible enough to really highlight. But its certainly percolating in the RW ether right now.
November 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Also there's burblings that Bondi may be in trouble in DOJ, but I don't know if they're credible enough to really highlight. But its certainly percolating in the RW ether right now.
lmao if he cans Wiles
RealClear journalist also says White House and cabinet officials bracing for massive personnel shakeup soon because of the economy
November 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
lmao if he cans Wiles
Some inside admin baseball here appears (and I use appears because I don't have enough knowledge to know for sure) that Trump has basically firmly rejected some of the Obama-era centralizing self-bill agencies and instead is just turning it back into fiefdoms.
News coverage of DOGE’s creation earlier this year was practically wall-to-wall — for weeks. “$2 trillion in savings, $5000 dividend checks, an entirely new model of government.” And now that it’s gone, it’s like eh.
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DOGE days are over as Trump disbands Elon Musk's team of federal cost-cutters | TechCrunch
DOGE members are reportedly worried that they could face prosecution for some of their activities conducted while under the leadership of Elon Musk.
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November 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Some inside admin baseball here appears (and I use appears because I don't have enough knowledge to know for sure) that Trump has basically firmly rejected some of the Obama-era centralizing self-bill agencies and instead is just turning it back into fiefdoms.
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Things are popping off in cuckoo-land.
November 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Things are popping off in cuckoo-land.
The single biggest problem of the Trump administration is that an authoritarian government REQUIRES MORE PEOPLE, NOT LESS.
You can't fire 12% of workforce and then go "Huh, lets use the state to crush all dissent! Brilliant!"
You can't fire 12% of workforce and then go "Huh, lets use the state to crush all dissent! Brilliant!"
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The single biggest problem of the Trump administration is that an authoritarian government REQUIRES MORE PEOPLE, NOT LESS.
You can't fire 12% of workforce and then go "Huh, lets use the state to crush all dissent! Brilliant!"
You can't fire 12% of workforce and then go "Huh, lets use the state to crush all dissent! Brilliant!"
Something that I would note is that the Trump administration is doing something really self sabotaging right now, in that it's removed the professionalism and actual bodies necessary to pursue large scale legal warfare against their foes (Lindsey Halligan and Aline Habba? Really?)
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Something that I would note is that the Trump administration is doing something really self sabotaging right now, in that it's removed the professionalism and actual bodies necessary to pursue large scale legal warfare against their foes (Lindsey Halligan and Aline Habba? Really?)
So that pivot to affordability lasted about a week lmao
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
So that pivot to affordability lasted about a week lmao
this is amazing lmao
November 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
this is amazing lmao
Something that I'm reading between the lines in all these ICE abuses is that it's pretty clear they're under insane pressure for numbers numbers numbers from Miller and co. and the agents are having meltdowns when they come back without people.
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Something that I'm reading between the lines in all these ICE abuses is that it's pretty clear they're under insane pressure for numbers numbers numbers from Miller and co. and the agents are having meltdowns when they come back without people.
Also if that's actually a legislator saying that to punchbowl, whoooooo boy.
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Also if that's actually a legislator saying that to punchbowl, whoooooo boy.
The all stick no carrot presidency continues to deliver a lot of stick.
PUNCHBOWL: “.. GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican:
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November 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The all stick no carrot presidency continues to deliver a lot of stick.
Probably haven't even cored the provinces yet smdh
Really looks like the United States is about to launch a regime change war against Venezuela with:
-No casus belli
-No authorization from Congress
-No allies or international support
-No plan for a post-Maduro Venezuela
-No preparation for any sort of stabilization or containment of the fallout
-No casus belli
-No authorization from Congress
-No allies or international support
-No plan for a post-Maduro Venezuela
-No preparation for any sort of stabilization or containment of the fallout
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Probably haven't even cored the provinces yet smdh