Stan Kelly
@kartoonistkelly.bsky.social
Legendary Editorial Cartoonist for The Onion for over 50 years.
"The Most Powerful Name in Cartooning" (TM)
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"The Most Powerful Name in Cartooning" (TM)
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A Kelly Klassic (TM) from 2020.
No offense, @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
No offense, @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
A Kelly Klassic (TM) from 2020.
No offense, @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
No offense, @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
These comments are legend-dairy.
November 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
These comments are legend-dairy.
You are a man of distinguished taste.
November 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
You are a man of distinguished taste.
This Mooooves me deeply.
November 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
This Mooooves me deeply.
TODAY IS THE LAST DAY TO ORDER AND GET SHIPPING BY THE HOLIDAYS!
I hope you heard that “all caps”* message.
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I hope you heard that “all caps”* message.
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November 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
TODAY IS THE LAST DAY TO ORDER AND GET SHIPPING BY THE HOLIDAYS!
I hope you heard that “all caps”* message.
*Latest Fad
I hope you heard that “all caps”* message.
*Latest Fad
Yes … meow meow meow … YES!
Happy Friday from Dottie. I’ve always believed cats were Sickos …
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Happy Friday from Dottie. I’ve always believed cats were Sickos …
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November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Yes … meow meow meow … YES!
Happy Friday from Dottie. I’ve always believed cats were Sickos …
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Happy Friday from Dottie. I’ve always believed cats were Sickos …
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Pro-tip: This time of year, LEAVE the seasonal duties to the real men.
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November 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Pro-tip: This time of year, LEAVE the seasonal duties to the real men.
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When will THEY be thanked for THEIR service?
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November 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
When will THEY be thanked for THEIR service?
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From my "Factory" to you ...
November 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
From my "Factory" to you ...
Reposted by Stan Kelly
For sickos, by sickos.
https://store.theonion.com/products/cartoon-sickos-tote-bag?_pos=9&_sid=1fabb739d&_ss=r
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November 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
For sickos, by sickos.
https://store.theonion.com/products/cartoon-sickos-tote-bag?_pos=9&_sid=1fabb739d&_ss=r
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Three Cheers for Trillionaire Jizz!
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November 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Three Cheers for Trillionaire Jizz!
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"Print" is not dead.
November 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
"Print" is not dead.
Reposted by Stan Kelly
Holy crap I did not expect a follow from @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social for this. It actually makes the three hours of carving time and hand cramps worth it!
Does my heart proud ...
Yes...Ha Ha Ha...Yes! Conceived and executed by me, a sicko.
November 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Holy crap I did not expect a follow from @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social for this. It actually makes the three hours of carving time and hand cramps worth it!
I salute you! Many thanks, Kelly
November 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I salute you! Many thanks, Kelly
Does my heart proud ...
Yes...Ha Ha Ha...Yes! Conceived and executed by me, a sicko.
November 1, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Does my heart proud ...
Who's going to (hallow)-WEEN today's kids off tomorrows dole?
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October 31, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Who's going to (hallow)-WEEN today's kids off tomorrows dole?
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Trick? Or ... Treat!
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October 31, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Trick? Or ... Treat!
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From last night, as far as I can remember ...
October 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
From last night, as far as I can remember ...