Cooper Lund
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A New York for Us
The possibility of a mayor for people like me and you
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I believe in Zohran Mamdani not because of his policies, or his promise as a politician, but because he’s someone who experiences the city like I do and loves it for what it is. A little Election Day writing:
I wouldn’t be comfortable unless those feet go in opposite directions, and even then!
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I wouldn’t be comfortable unless those feet go in opposite directions, and even then!
Goose is just Diet Phish and it's odd to see them gain a foothold when Phish is still touring
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Goose is just Diet Phish and it's odd to see them gain a foothold when Phish is still touring
You will not be had by applying to be a Defector intern
We’re accepting applications for our (paid! remote!) summer internship! professors who follow me please share with any students interested in writing
Would You Like To Be Defector’s Sixth-Ever Editorial Intern? | Defector
Big news: Defector is looking to hire editorial interns for the summer of 2026. Wow! That could be you! How could it be you? I am here to answer that question, and many more. What will a Defector inte...
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November 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
You will not be had by applying to be a Defector intern
I'm nodding as someone who works in IT
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I'm nodding as someone who works in IT
School doesn't prepare you for how much of working is "waiting for other people"
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
School doesn't prepare you for how much of working is "waiting for other people"
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Every now and then a friend sends me a post from X, The Everything App and I scroll down to the immediate replies and remember why, for as much as we complain about Bluesky, it’s way better than the alternative
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Every now and then a friend sends me a post from X, The Everything App and I scroll down to the immediate replies and remember why, for as much as we complain about Bluesky, it’s way better than the alternative
Who the hell in NYC has room for six feet of sub? That's bigger than my wife's old kitchen.
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Who the hell in NYC has room for six feet of sub? That's bigger than my wife's old kitchen.
Yeah, and they aren't going to regret the purchase they didn't make, they're just going to be happy with the computer they have
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Yeah, and they aren't going to regret the purchase they didn't make, they're just going to be happy with the computer they have
Hey, your mom's got 3.9 stars on Google
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Hey, your mom's got 3.9 stars on Google
Yeah but that happens with games. Crysis was the gold standard for how long a decade and a half ago?
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Yeah but that happens with games. Crysis was the gold standard for how long a decade and a half ago?
Careful, some nerds are about to get really mad at us, at least until the heat from their cheap laptops begin to scald their genitals
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Careful, some nerds are about to get really mad at us, at least until the heat from their cheap laptops begin to scald their genitals
Without having to charge during the day!
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Without having to charge during the day!
One of the first things I did at my new job was convince the person in charge of purchasing that standard users are going to be way happier with an Air than a Pro
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
One of the first things I did at my new job was convince the person in charge of purchasing that standard users are going to be way happier with an Air than a Pro
It's kind of wild that we've gotten to a place with computers where I can, in good conscience, recommend buying a five year old laptop because it'll meet regular people use cases
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
It's kind of wild that we've gotten to a place with computers where I can, in good conscience, recommend buying a five year old laptop because it'll meet regular people use cases
Don't let your parents get any other laptop
MacBook Air With M1 Chip is Now Just $549 at Walmart
As part of its Black Friday deals, Walmart is currently selling the five-year-old MacBook Air with the M1 chip for just $549 in the United States. Walmart began selling the MacBook Air with the M1 chi...
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November 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Don't let your parents get any other laptop
I just wipe my hands on my penis
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I just wipe my hands on my penis
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Finally, headphones that make you look like Lobot from Cloud City
July 2, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Finally, headphones that make you look like Lobot from Cloud City
As a Gay Hooters regular I could never badmouth the Dyson Airblade
November 25, 2025 at 2:32 PM
As a Gay Hooters regular I could never badmouth the Dyson Airblade
It’s the “also destined for Art Basel Miami Beach” that is really sending me here. Miami is never beating the Bug Light For Dumb Guys allegations.
I regret to inform you there is more Olivia Newzzi: the print VF will feature a nude portrait by artist Isabelle Brourman that is also destined for Art Basel Miami Beach. Notably, its inclusion appears be a surprise to VF staff. VF looking worse and worse here. www.artnews.com/art-news/new...
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
It’s the “also destined for Art Basel Miami Beach” that is really sending me here. Miami is never beating the Bug Light For Dumb Guys allegations.
One thing that I don’t think we can ignore with Nuzzi is something I realized long ago - there is tremendous social and cultural capital to being blonde. It changes the way you interact with people and how people interact with you. Seen it from both sides.
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
One thing that I don’t think we can ignore with Nuzzi is something I realized long ago - there is tremendous social and cultural capital to being blonde. It changes the way you interact with people and how people interact with you. Seen it from both sides.
More like Nick Cave and the Bad Ideas
just two cool guys looking normal and alive, like humans
November 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
More like Nick Cave and the Bad Ideas
Have You Dreamed This Man? Every night, all over the world, hundreds of people see this face in their dreams,
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Have You Dreamed This Man? Every night, all over the world, hundreds of people see this face in their dreams,
Ami tells me that’s “just a standard Chinese thing, they’re all like 36 episodes”
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Ami tells me that’s “just a standard Chinese thing, they’re all like 36 episodes”
Yeah it’s like twenty hours and you know what? Maybe in January
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Yeah it’s like twenty hours and you know what? Maybe in January