Microplastics Sommelier
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Boston area coffee-milk advocate ⚓️ | Astro PhD 🔭 | he/him | Exact Same Politics As You
Reskeets = Endorsing me as a person
Boston area coffee-milk advocate ⚓️ | Astro PhD 🔭 | he/him | Exact Same Politics As You
Reskeets = Endorsing me as a person
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the 80s had a high density of celebrities whose authenticity was hard to figure out, as a kid. like, was Mr. T a real guy? he was like that in shows/movies but also in interviews? or pee wee, elvira, max headroom, various wrestlers. even alf was on celebrity squares. it was a confusing time.
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Jordan
Bugs Bunny
Lola Bunny
Daffy Duck
Tasmanian Devil
Bugs Bunny
Lola Bunny
Daffy Duck
Tasmanian Devil
Basketball fans; Give me your top 5 Basketball players of all time.
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Jordan
Bugs Bunny
Lola Bunny
Daffy Duck
Tasmanian Devil
Bugs Bunny
Lola Bunny
Daffy Duck
Tasmanian Devil
blocked and reported ✊🇮🇪
November 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
blocked and reported ✊🇮🇪
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are your kids texting about "rizz king" alan dershowitz?
LOL: Loving OJ's Lawyer
BRB: Bari's Rizz Baron
SMDH: Sending More Dershowitz Hashtags
OMG: Opposing More Good (Pierogi)
STFU: Seventeen Technically Factually Underage
LOL: Loving OJ's Lawyer
BRB: Bari's Rizz Baron
SMDH: Sending More Dershowitz Hashtags
OMG: Opposing More Good (Pierogi)
STFU: Seventeen Technically Factually Underage
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
are your kids texting about "rizz king" alan dershowitz?
LOL: Loving OJ's Lawyer
BRB: Bari's Rizz Baron
SMDH: Sending More Dershowitz Hashtags
OMG: Opposing More Good (Pierogi)
STFU: Seventeen Technically Factually Underage
LOL: Loving OJ's Lawyer
BRB: Bari's Rizz Baron
SMDH: Sending More Dershowitz Hashtags
OMG: Opposing More Good (Pierogi)
STFU: Seventeen Technically Factually Underage
port salut is like if american cheese spent a semester in france and came back wearing scarves and chain smoking 🧀
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
port salut is like if american cheese spent a semester in france and came back wearing scarves and chain smoking 🧀
senior year at my high school (not "boston" but mass) the jocks started doing a self-parodic thing where they’d just yell “sully!” to each other across great distances and if you heard it you had to yell it back and honestly? pretty funny bit
gotta convince ourselves that we chose this
I travel to Boston several times per year, and it remains the only city I’ve visited where people walk around in articles of clothing with the name of the city they’re currently in. Not a college, not a sports team. Just the concept of Boston.
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
senior year at my high school (not "boston" but mass) the jocks started doing a self-parodic thing where they’d just yell “sully!” to each other across great distances and if you heard it you had to yell it back and honestly? pretty funny bit
i don't want to alarm anyone, but i'm pretty sure i had this
made specifically for bluesky in 1988
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
i don't want to alarm anyone, but i'm pretty sure i had this
gotta convince ourselves that we chose this
I travel to Boston several times per year, and it remains the only city I’ve visited where people walk around in articles of clothing with the name of the city they’re currently in. Not a college, not a sports team. Just the concept of Boston.
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
gotta convince ourselves that we chose this
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I travel to Boston several times per year, and it remains the only city I’ve visited where people walk around in articles of clothing with the name of the city they’re currently in. Not a college, not a sports team. Just the concept of Boston.
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I travel to Boston several times per year, and it remains the only city I’ve visited where people walk around in articles of clothing with the name of the city they’re currently in. Not a college, not a sports team. Just the concept of Boston.
just two cool guys looking normal and alive, like humans
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
just two cool guys looking normal and alive, like humans
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The greatest gift I ever gave my parents was finally moving out of their house. In fact, I've given them this gift several times over the years, and it makes them happier each time.
November 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The greatest gift I ever gave my parents was finally moving out of their house. In fact, I've given them this gift several times over the years, and it makes them happier each time.
i went to all the alternate dimensions and it turns out all the other versions of you are way cooler isn’t that wild?
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
i went to all the alternate dimensions and it turns out all the other versions of you are way cooler isn’t that wild?
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This is how bad actors manage to drive a wedge between the lower and middle class. We are all one missed paycheck or one bad accident away from potentially losing everything, and it’s foolish to pretend we shouldn’t fight together
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This is how bad actors manage to drive a wedge between the lower and middle class. We are all one missed paycheck or one bad accident away from potentially losing everything, and it’s foolish to pretend we shouldn’t fight together
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Go, and I can't stress this enough, fuck yourself.
November 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Go, and I can't stress this enough, fuck yourself.
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people are arguing over the definition of 'working class' again. this is unfortunate because it is actually very easy to understand: you are 'working class' if you need your job in order to maintain access to a printer.
November 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
people are arguing over the definition of 'working class' again. this is unfortunate because it is actually very easy to understand: you are 'working class' if you need your job in order to maintain access to a printer.
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get in losers we're salinger shitposting
“meet my new main character: holden m’caulckfield”
November 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
get in losers we're salinger shitposting
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sure you might have objective evidence in the form of rent or mortgage payments suggesting that housing is much more expensive now than it used to be but consider the following: what if a glib idiot told you it wasn't
What, precisely, is the crisis? When will it be resolved? People have been talking about housing crises since the 80s. I agree that there’s a long-run upward drift in housing costs; I agree some high-cost metros have real issues. But what are we seeing right now that’s a nationwide crisis?
Stancil being a housing crisis denier is the darnedest thing
November 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
sure you might have objective evidence in the form of rent or mortgage payments suggesting that housing is much more expensive now than it used to be but consider the following: what if a glib idiot told you it wasn't
people are arguing over the definition of 'working class' again. this is unfortunate because it is actually very easy to understand: you are 'working class' if you need your job in order to maintain access to a printer.
November 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
people are arguing over the definition of 'working class' again. this is unfortunate because it is actually very easy to understand: you are 'working class' if you need your job in order to maintain access to a printer.
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i found the most cursed thumbnail on kids' youtube
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
i found the most cursed thumbnail on kids' youtube
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BlueSky giving me these two posts back to back is the best thing that's happened to me today.
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
BlueSky giving me these two posts back to back is the best thing that's happened to me today.
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
the year is 2073. earth is a scorched wasteland, bestrode by rival factions who battle for dwindling resources. locked in a bloody struggle--each vowing total annihilation upon the other. the source of their feud? liz cheney's endorsement of kamala harris in the now all-but-forgotten 2024 election.
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
the year is 2073. earth is a scorched wasteland, bestrode by rival factions who battle for dwindling resources. locked in a bloody struggle--each vowing total annihilation upon the other. the source of their feud? liz cheney's endorsement of kamala harris in the now all-but-forgotten 2024 election.
your honor, at the time, i had no way of knowing that a dab would do me
November 24, 2025 at 4:26 AM
your honor, at the time, i had no way of knowing that a dab would do me
felt cute, might delete later (after thanksgiving)
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
felt cute, might delete later (after thanksgiving)
i found the most cursed thumbnail on kids' youtube
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
i found the most cursed thumbnail on kids' youtube
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some of you should spend less time worrying about Kyrsten Sinema and more time watching Christian Cinema
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
some of you should spend less time worrying about Kyrsten Sinema and more time watching Christian Cinema