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Microplastics Spookmelier

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Microplastics Spookmelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · Jul 15

the 80s had a high density of celebrities whose authenticity was hard to figure out, as a kid. like, was Mr. T a real guy? he was like that in shows/movies but also in interviews? or pee wee, elvira, max headroom, various wrestlers. even alf was on celebrity squares. it was a confusing time.

Pee Wee Herman, Phyllis Diller, Elvira, Joan Rivers

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Microplastics Spookmelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 5h

you just don't forget a thing like that

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Microplastics Spookmelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 5h

why does the horse, the larger animal, not simply eat stephanie green horse owner?

Microplastics Spookmelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 6h

living the dream

Picture from what appears to be 80's television of a white woman with feathered hair being interviewed in front of a brown horse.
Stephanie Green
Horse Owner

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Microplastics Spookmelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 6h

Image of a bunch of meme drawings from the original post but now it has those dumb guys pointing in front of it

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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 10h

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Microplastics Spookmelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 6h

"i'm voluntarily making myself listen to kid rock. do you feel owned now?"

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Microplastics Spookmelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 7h

fuck yeah

Microplastics Spookmelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 7h

sorry but i simply do not trust mainers to make good choices

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Microplastics Spookmelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 19h

told my stylist it was time for a refresh since i have “facebook money” now but i’m not liking the looks she’s sending me

Mark “Front of a human centipede” Zuckerberg in sunglasses and a gold chain at an MMA fight

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Microplastics Spookmelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 7h

lol

Microplastics Spookmelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 7h

would be very cool if some of them decided to authorize state forces to physically interpose themselves between ICE goons and state residents, idk just spitballing here just in case

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Microplastics Spookmelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 12h

thinking about the “we have enough hot takes” lady for some reason lately

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Microplastics Spookmelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 8h

that's him officer

Microplastics Spookmelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 8h

i have no idea why people got different amounts--maybe how long you've had an account or something? either way, it's the best thing i've gotten out of facebook in about 15 years

Microplastics Spookmelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 8h

you get what you get and you slap will arnett

Microplastics Spookmelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 9h

whoa wait a second

Elon "Dickwreck" Musk sitting in front of a computer monitor with a goldfish on top of a nude man. Glub, glub, he whispers.

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Microplastics Spookmelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 9h

sir, this is a wendigo’s

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Microplastics Spookmelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 9h

i think we needed to watch that to matriculate there

Microplastics Spookmelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 9h

hey baby i feel the eye a callin’ /
tossed hobbits and scrambled elves

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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 10h

"Orc Frasier! we have only white wine! Meat is most certainly not back on the menu!"

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 11h

Orc Frasier be like "I listening"

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Microplastics Spookmelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 14h

this guy borrowed a monty python dvd from me in college and refused to give it back. so now whenever he’s in the news doing something shady i’m like “yup, seems about right.”

Charlie Savage @charliesavage.bsky.social · 1d

C.I.A. Deputy Director Has Replaced Agency’s Top Legal Official With Himself

It is not clear what is behind the move by Michael Ellis, a Trump loyalist. A legal ethics specialist said it could raise conflict-of-interest issues.

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C.I.A. Deputy Director Has Replaced Agency’s Top Legal Official With Himself

www.nytimes.com

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Microplastics Spookmelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 10h

she’ll get ya

Microplastics Spookmelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 10h

careful!

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Microplastics Spookmelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 10h

i was like “huh? you *borrowed* it from me, what are you going to do for me here?” his response was that I hadn’t “asked for it back.” i said it wasn’t my job to do that, and he was just like “too bad” or something. it was really weird!

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