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SKELLYTON

@pizzalawyer420.bsky.social

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I like what I like She/her ¦ autistic

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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · Mar 5

"The interior of the Godfather van features circular bed, overhead light show, mirrors, 18 stereo speaker"

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Diana Wade @violanerd.bsky.social · 9h

If only.

The Onion @theonion.com · 12h

Everyone In Symphony Audience Has Finger Cocked Under Beer Can Tab For First Sign of Crescendo

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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 4h

Someone drops a 30 rack sending full beer cans rolling everywhere

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Boo-is @louisevans.bsky.social · 14h

why'd the Ellisons hire her? because they want her to do that job to CBS at scale.

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 5h

good night and have a pleasant tomorrow

this is a blessing slug and you don't have to do anything for it to work. once u see it you are blessed forever

picture of a slug that is pleased to see you

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atreides nuts @afivegantenna.bsky.social · 5h

wikipedia article titled fine syndrome. lead paragraph says: instead of brain there is no problem. there is an image of a silhouetted head with a thumbs up emoji superimposed over where the brain would be. the caption for that image says “Like this”

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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 5h

Sorry you're going through it, I don't know how any one is acting normal right now. I've been going hard on old episodes of the Simpsons /star trek tng /ultra low budget horror movies for distraction plus lumines and tetris video games, assaulting my brain with stimuli until it shuts up lol

SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 5h

Picture of Yankeetown, Florida

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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 5h

Owls are a potent symbol!!! I've seen one fly by me when I was on my deck at night, it was wild how silent, fast and big it was! I hear three hooting at each other in my neighborhood sometimes, but that's the only time I've seen one

SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 6h

Hell yeah owls get huge! I saw one flying fairly recently but I've never seen one stationary aside from at a zoo

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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 6h

A little hard reset for the ol brain is good for you now and then

SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 6h

How big was the Raven? They are so cool I've never seen one in person

🫂🫂🫂

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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 13h

"Orc Frasier! we have only white wine! Meat is most certainly not back on the menu!"

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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 13h

LITERALLY SAME

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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 16h

Bari Weiss, CBS News, 1965

- New art in @jewishcurrents.bsky.social
jewishcurrents.org/bari-weiss-c...

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sid (scary version) @sidvicious.ca · 15h

rat is driving how can this be

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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 15h

We love to see it!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 15h

Oh also idk if this applies to you but everyone has told me perimenopause often starts earlier and lasts longer for people who haven't had any kids 🙃🙃🙃

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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 15h

Yeah I have not gone in yet but IT IS TIME I guess 😭😭😭 ovaries are such a bitch sometimes

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · Mar 4

Sketch of a badass masked woman with like scene hair and tattoos. Text: Yes I have tattoos.
Yes God makes it rain when I'm mad at Nintendo.

And no. I don’t take any
$#!@.
(and I talk like jarjar)

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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 17h

This legit gives me so much hope!!

SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 17h

That's good to hear of works!! I have not had good luck with hormonal birth control and my brain in the past but it's been quite a while since I've tried it and if this nausea is gonna be A Thing I'm down to try anything lol

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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 17h

The time has come to unleash the Perry menopause onto the world

SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 17h

LOLOLOLOL

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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 17h

promo image for the original perry mason TV show featuring Raymond Burr's pensive face. dedicated to his clients. it's edited to say PERRY MENOPAUSE instead.

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