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Chris Huff Lord Haden-Guest's bastard son "Say, any of you boys smithies? - U. E. McGill Me alone: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xj6dwrhaj2snzki5yq6q2vct/feed/aaaeas6hbc2yu He/him. Musician, capybaras, Knicks, Phillies. #abolishthepolice 🇵🇸 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇺🇦

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · Jan 22

This is a pleasing meme. I will talk about nice things and I'd love to hear about yours.

1 like = 1 thing I love

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 1d

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

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onion person @junlper.beer · 11h

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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 21h

Camus, Kierkegaard, Charles Schulz

Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 21h

Hey Phillies fans-

Who so you read for info on your team? Thanks.

I read all the mainstream writers but what about the under-the-radar all-knowing fans?

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 5h

a cartoon drawing of a hand holding a red stamp

Alt: a cartoon drawing of a hand holding a red stamp that stamps "Approved"

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 5h

can't wait to hear the AI weigh in on certain parts of Moby Dick that contain detailed descriptions of whale anatomy

lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 1d

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 1d

(six hours in) ok i give up. who's Ulysses

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 6h

though they did take the hard way

The Kinks - The Hard Way (from One For The Road)

YouTube video by TheKinksVEVO

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 6h

I mean they had riffs but def not hard rock

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 8h

everything is a joke but nothing is funny anymore

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 6h

1). well yeah it's woolly mammoth erasure!
2). jesus it's confusing

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 7h

2 AM OATMEAL TIME!

a picture of a field with the words " oatmeal jumpscare " on the bottom

Alt: a picture of a field with the words " oatmeal jumpscare " on the bottom

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 7h

PS. guess what time it is??

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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 7h

Morning.

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 7h

great title

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 7h

good night and have a pleasant tomorrow

this is a blessing slug and you don't have to do anything for it to work. once u see it you are blessed forever

picture of a slug that is pleased to see you

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 7h

😀

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 8h

this post led me into a rabbit hole of LDS presidents

seems the last few have all been older than the hills - think Soviet Union premier succession. This guy was 93 when he became prez and he just died at 101.

cameron @famousceleb.co · 8h

I love that an ex-mormon got to bury the former president of the LDS church

reddit post on r/exmormon titled "I got to help put Nelson in the ground" with a picture of his coffin in the ground

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Saadia___m @saadia---m.bsky.social · 8h

Stephen Miller pretended to freeze on tv because he knew he fcked up.

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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 13h

The Speaker of the House is refusing to swear in an elected official, leaving an entire district without representation, just to block a vote that would release files on the world’s most notorious pedophile, whom the President once called his best friend. Why isn’t this on every front page?!

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 8h

joined gym 3 weeks ago. soon I will visit again. but this week is not that time.

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 8h

remembering when I was in Tasmania and saw a few of these on a small country road

they have 5 different species called possum, and none of them look like their urgly North American cousins

a photo of a brushtail possum in Tasmania
photo by Peter Rowland

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 8h

date me and we can parse vocabulary all night long 🫶

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 8h

used in the sexy sense on, say, Feeld is not really that odd

but looking for someone generous when you're not seeking sugar daddy vibes is maybe not the right word

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 8h

"generous" is an odd word for a dating app, used in the financial sense.

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 9h

Hamsters won't necessarily eat you as much as convert you into affordable luxury housing

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