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Scare Blair

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my cats run this account 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈 my thumbs typed these https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaamyrujnfzcc top things my thumbs typed https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaahsiujuhedi

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 19h

everything is a joke but nothing is funny anymore

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 2h

yup shell guilt me up reeeeal good

Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 7h

its fall that means layers i should visit my mom shes always good for some layers of guilt

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jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 9h

imagine having the will to live lol

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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 9h

Doing my damndest to enjoy October despite being aware of facts and information.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 9h

My ancestors were good Danes.

No, they were GREAT Danes.

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Reverie 💀🕯️ @augustreverie.bsky.social · 9h

I dreamed that I joined Mastodon with a typo in my username. I won’t be joining, but this is the nonsense you guys cause for me

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alboo @captainacab.airbud.website · 9h

the world is burning, nothing matters. go ahead and turn your blinker off and slam across three lanes of traffic causing multiple collisions and a 3 hour long gridlock, who cares

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 9h

Any jury I'm on becomes a 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥 jury.

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SIDE FANGS 🧛‍♀️ @sidebangsmusic.com · 9h

That stubborn love that stays forever

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 8h

Imaginary conversations will actually unprepare you for nobody else being there

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 8h

many adolescents go through a phase of shoplifting. Fortunately, adolescents tend to be quite weak and shops tend to be really heavy

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 8h

British people be like “I bot yew a fokin vape innit”

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 8h

them: i love your halloween horror makeup!
me: my what?

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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 8h

everyone gangsta until they have diarrhea in a public restroom

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karyl @paintedsky.ca · 8h

if you changed the ending, Green Eggs and Ham could be about unsolicited dick pics

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 7h

Be the reason they start searching bags for googly eyes at the entrance to your local zoo.

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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 7h

yOuRe uNdER aRreSt ANytHinG
YoU sAy cAn and BLEH thats what
you sound like right now OW OW
HEY WATCH THE MERCHANDISE

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 7h

got into an argument with my cat again but we came to an agreement: she can do whatever she wants

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 7h

there's a video of an ICE "agent" spraying pepperspray onto the air hole of an inflatable costume that a protester was wearing. their source of oxygen. I hope they all [REDACTED] fiery [REDACTED]