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Rob Cee

@therobcee.bsky.social

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It's ok-- I'm in the mafia. Scranton, PA Recent, filtered: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgwtblhb4535ga5juzjpeqss/feed/aaalqktwrilum Greatest hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgwtblhb4535ga5juzjpeqss/feed/aaalqgy4owtxg

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · May 22

Pleased to report that I have, just recently, imagined all the people.

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ceej @ceej.online · 6h

taylor swift has upset fans by including lyrics on her new album "the life of a showgirl" that appear to praise the sexual prowess of deceased spanish dictator francisco franco

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 6h

And the winner for "Best Thing To Do With Hatches" is-

*opens envelope*

BATTEN THEM DOWN!

*cut to heartbroken "batten them up" in the crowd*

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 6h

Any jury I'm on becomes a 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥 jury.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 7h

At the bar trying to pick up women who recycle, but the only line I have is “Hi, I’m biodegradable.”

Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 17h

*slides used cup full of vodka across the Dunkin counter*

Pumpkin me, maestro.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 1d

*asking drug dealer on corner if they got that Panera lemonade*

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 1d

I'm on so many cholesterol pills, I call my medicine cabinet Statin Island.

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 1d

now that the swifties have soured on her latest album it's finally time for taylor to start making music for her true and natural base, 50 or 60 year old men

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 1d

*looking into bathroom mirror, about to leave for work*

LET'S
GO
FAKE IT
AGAIN!

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 7d

Experiencing soreness in my shoulder. After a battery of tests and x-ray's revealed nothing significant, my doctor diagnosed me with "being a big fucking pussy."

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 2d

Album's getting criticized by some of the fans, so Tay-Tay best Harden Her Heart.

Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 2d

Congratulations, duder! Love to see awesome talent and consistency being recognized.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 2d

Writing for theonion.com has been a dream of mine for a long time and it finally came true! Two of my jokes are in the latest issue. Still waiting to hear if I 'passed' my trial, but either way I'm thrilled and honored to be published by the best humor site/newspaper on Earth

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 2d

Even creepier than usual: a vampire who only sucks toes.

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 2d

(opens envelope) goddammit i have to fuck Nicole Kidman this week

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 2d

Please don't tell any of the cool people that my profile now has proper, working links. They will clown me and I will be sad.

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actually its fens monster @cringeunworthy.bsky.social · Jun 25

if your milk hotel is neutral in times of injustice, your milk hotel has chosen the side of the oppressor.

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actually its fens monster @cringeunworthy.bsky.social · Aug 14

my favorite part of watching TV in the year of our lord 2025 is needing to keep my hand on the volume control constantly in the event I want to hear someone talk and not explode the moment they do literally anything else