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John Trumbull @trumbullcomic.bsky.social · 1h

So I JUST realized that "captain bleach" is an anagram of @blainecapatch.bsky.social.

It only took me several years and two social media services.

a woman in a pink jacket and hat is standing in front of a brick wall .

Alt: From the end of ANIMAL HOUSE, Mandy Pepperidge gives an "OK" sign to Otter, who gives her a thumbs up in return.

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 16h

they grow up so fast

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James Goodwin @jamesgoodwin.bsky.social · 1d

Happy 4th anniversary to the original bsky.app/profile/blai...

captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · Sep 19

okay okay OKAY i’ll list Rolling Stone’s 500 Worst Albums

500. Moondance -- Van Morrison
499. Young Sheldon -- Radiohead
498. Turd Smokin’ -- The Turd Smoker Band
497. Well Whaddya Know 99 More Luftballoons How About That -- Nena
496. Songs to Fuck To -- Leonard Cohen

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 1d

YES

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 1d

i wrote this with Peter Bergman in 1999, it went nowhere but it was an honor and a thrill to work with a Firesign

Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 7d

One from the vaults: Lost NBC Pilot "WAP! V.1.0" (2000), featuring Scott Adsit, @blainecapatch.bsky.social, @gregproops.bsky.social, @philproctor.bsky.social and @mariabamford.bsky.social

youtu.be/9sDz3AT0mtY

WAP! V.1.0 unsold pilot, Messina Baker Productions

YouTube video by Firesign Theatre

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 2d

OOPS! All Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young®

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 2d

(opens envelope) goddammit i have to fuck Nicole Kidman this week

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 2d

jesus christ do i have to do everything around here

No results found for Clamatoerotic asphyxiation

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 5d

Doctor: I'm afraid the cancer has metastasized
Pagliacci: Should I go see Pagliacci?
Doctor: We should really be discussing palliative care
Pagliacci: No! No no no! You're supposed to say "go see Pagliacci and you will be cured!" Say it!
Doctor: I'm very sorry and LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S SATURDAY N

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 6d

the eponymous debut from Goat Girl

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 6d

"Wow, a blue car!"

Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 6d

what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 6d

thank you for your service

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 6d

somebody prompted a bizarre AI podcast about my career and it got almost everything right except my life and how to pronounce my name

NerdPokerFan @nerdpokerfan.bsky.social · 10d

@blainecapatch.bsky.social overdid his AI bit on #nerdpoker so the universe spawned AI Slop on “Apeople Podcast” praising "Blaine Kenage" for "M. A. D. TV" www.podchaser.com/podcasts/ppl... + AI fart around 0m55s (depends on ad length, after "game show host") Transcript: paste.c-net.org/FlynnRipping

Episode 28: Blaine Capatch by pplpod

Episode 28: Blaine Capatch from pplpod on Podchaser, aired Sunday, 21st September 2025. pplpod Episode 28 dives into Blaine Capatch’s razor-wired comedy brain—stand-up sniper, alt-scene mainstay, and ...

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 7d

Dave's Not Here, Man: Into the Dave's Not Here-Verse

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 7d

i did craft service

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 7d

growing up on D'Arby Street with my cats Terence and Trent kept me from being a porn star

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 9d

it's me, i'm the Super Bowl halftime performer

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 9d

Sit'n Sleep will beat anyone's advertised price or your medbed is freeeeeeeee!

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 10d

Gneel before Jod

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 10d

This final post from Kaleb Horton is very beautiful and hits hard. This is just so sad. RIP.

2025, So Far

I wish I had a time machine so I could go back in time and talk to my dad in 1988, just before I was born, and tell him what it’s like to live in the future. I’d tell him all the amazing things that a...

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 10d

very sad to hear about Kaleb Horton, a funny guy and a great writer. my love to his family and friends

George Harrison's Quiet Love Affair With Formula One

Just another guy at the track, the Beatle could shed fame and just be himself.

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 12d

I was asked by @gqmagazine.bsky.social to write a little bit about just going bald in the age of widespread head-shaving and affordable, believable hair transplants...so I did!

Nothing Looks Cooler Than Not Caring You’re Balding

In a polarized culture that demands balding men pick a side, opting for the follicular middle ground is a refreshing act of honesty.

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 12d

"raw noggin'" is your Yesterday

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 12d

he needs their votes in 2028

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 13d

we were just in Big Sur, my 12yo saw the full-on Milky Way for the first time and it was so beautiful he started crying

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