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ceej @ceej.online · Jul 26

I am never logging off

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ceej @ceej.online · 5h

(old timey sailor misunderstanding his teenage son) aye… oh, aye. ‘twas not much older than ye are now when my trips to the shore and gazings I did of the grand ol’ ships o’ the line caused ol’ davy jones himself to visit upon me my own “wet dreams”

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ceej @ceej.online · 7h

fred noonan was, unfortunately, eaten immediately

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ceej @ceej.online · 7h

good for her

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ceej @ceej.online · 7h

amelia earhart didn’t “go missing.” she flew through a portal to the land of the lost and entered into a homosexual relationship with a sleestak

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ceej @ceej.online · 8h

spent all morning picking ghoulies out of my dreamcatcher again

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ceej @ceej.online · 8h

I’m his dad

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ceej @ceej.online · 8h

I got it removed

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ceej @ceej.online · Jun 14

here’s a PSA that if you’ve ever gotten medical imaging done you can request a copy of the data from the hospital and extract a model of your own body parts to look at, or even 3D print. pretty useful if you’re in the market for contemplating your own mortality

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ceej @ceej.online · 8h

🫂

ceej @ceej.online · 9h

my wives

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ceej @ceej.online · 9h

lmao

ceej @ceej.online · 21h

yeah the movie being a vehicle for the music is also just the history of popular music in america. same as it ever was

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 2d

BREAKING: Scientists have discovered some stupid shit. They were dripping little drops out of their fucking gizmos when they learned about it.

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ceej @ceej.online · 1d

yeah those are my three

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ceej @ceej.online · 1d

Golden is going to win awards

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ceej @ceej.online · 1d

I swear this is not just because I’m the father of a five year old girl but the k-pop demon hunters soundtrack has got to be the pop record of the year, right? it’s like, weaponized pop production. violating the nuclear non-proliferation treaty pop production

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ceej @ceej.online · 1d

that’s right

ceej @ceej.online · 1d

worth it

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Dangit @dangbeetle.bsky.social · 1d

operation taterchip

ceej @ceej.online · 1d

dreaming of an alternate reality where we did an operation paperclip but for guys who were really good at inventing new chip flavors

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ceej @ceej.online · 1d

I wonder how much money you, personally, have cost them in infrastructure

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ceej @ceej.online · 1d

he really does sound like a stereotypical high school dweeb. “umm, actually I am rubber and you are glue.“ this is the exact voice you hear coming out of a toilet during low tide of a swirly

Blue Georgia @bluegeorgia.bsky.social · 1d

Stephen Miller: "Eventually elections don’t carry the day because violence beats votes… When we see a muscular response from the federal government, it’s because we’re not going to let violence beat votes."

Is he implying federal intervention determines political legitimacy, not ballots or courts?

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ceej @ceej.online · 1d

congratulations!

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ceej @ceej.online · 1d

dreaming of an alternate reality where we did an operation paperclip but for guys who were really good at inventing new chip flavors

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ceej @ceej.online · 1d

JD Vance with a speech bubble pointing toward the quoted post

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ceej @ceej.online · 1d

I voted for Zarmok the Irrational because I thought his unique approach to governance could bring a refreshing dose of rationality to "politics at usual." But his recent performance has been anything but

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