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apexamigo.bsky.social
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@apexamigo.bsky.social
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a trick of delight 💀 lvl 34 any\all 🏳️‍⚧️ ᴅᴏᴏᴛ🎺 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7gggss6enhbyicrs7mdpngxq/feed/aaaawvojbzhtq
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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · Jun 25
ABANDON ALL MOPE
YE WHO ENTER HERE
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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 8h
now now everyone lets not get
too excited there is plenty of not
interacting with me to go around
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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 8h
i have no idea how i did all of
those sick tricks on my moped
i was just scootin from the hip
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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 8h
my hands are quicker than your
eyes. but your mind is quicker
than my hands. and a kangaroo
can most likely outrun us both
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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 8h
i also call em my smuckers tuckers here want a pb&j
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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 8h
our hearts go out to the families
of hugh pennis and mike rotch
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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 9h
the dew is due? whatre you supposed to be some kinda weatherologist
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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 9h
how dare you i warmed this in the toaster myself
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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 9h
oh ya well the Y and the N were kinda dim so it looks like ED 'S HOUSE and i dont know any eds sooo
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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 9h
you better finish all of your food
i stole good money for this meal
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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 9h
how was i supposed to know your place was within the five thousand mile blast radius
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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 9h
just finishing up a purple nurple
i wasnt expecting you so swirly
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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 9h
hate when you type in huge penis
but results are all big or gigantic
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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 9h
thanking you so much
you regret you helped
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⛥🏳️‍⚧️princess catalin ฅᗢฅ☭ꙮ @coffeecat.tgirl.gay · 1d
if we've never interacted before and you follow me

who are u people
why
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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 9h
since the accident i ask myself
every day why couldnt it have
been me instead of them that
got an extra scoop of ice cream
on my ice cream cone because
like they didnt even finish theirs
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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 9h
no its more like b b b blub b b
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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 9h
writing a joke about a doll coming
to life to murder you is childs play
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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 9h
heyhey alright karyl! now youre thinking!! *presses popcorn cuz i cant read*
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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 9h
maybe start with fork on a plate?
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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 9h
im good i just dropped the gun
on the floor cuz it was too hot
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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 9h
good idea yeah last time i got crud all over the microwave and bullet holes
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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 9h
you have to train them into obedience by scratching a chalkboard
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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 10h
should i set it to spaghetti or potato you think
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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 10h
thats sounds smart thank you
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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 10h
glad im not making too many waves
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