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captainacab.airbud.website
alboo
@captainacab.airbud.website
20K followers 870 following 19K posts
not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him CDC style guide: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaamfdxuzasv6
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captainacab.airbud.website
alboo @captainacab.airbud.website · Oct 10
keep talkin asshole i’m pinning this entire thread
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anna-molly.bsky.social
AnnaMolly @anna-molly.bsky.social · 1h
If Bluesky fails, I will go on tour doing dramatic reads of all your skeets at coffeehouses across the country
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benedictsred.bsky.social
Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 2h
Officially taken “living the dream” out of my vernacular
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james.tarnation.lol
James @james.tarnation.lol · 1h
sometimes you meet a new person and they’re like “hi i’m robert but all my friends call me meatflap” and you’re just expected to accept it
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captainacab.airbud.website
alboo @captainacab.airbud.website · 54m
the world is burning, nothing matters. go ahead and turn your blinker off and slam across three lanes of traffic causing multiple collisions and a 3 hour long gridlock, who cares
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britculpsapp.bsky.social
👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 15h
two in the terms & one in the services
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pastortrey05.com
Trey Ferguson @pastortrey05.com · 1h
I say this with all the tender, loving care I can muster…

Some of y’all are not good enough at reading to want to argue as much as you do on the internet.
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francesmeh.reviews
Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 1h
bird bone you mean a hollow ween
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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 2h
“charity begins at home” i think as i eat all the muffins i made for the bake sale
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rem.bsjky.team
­­　­　­　the­　­­　­　­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · Aug 7
next week mr beast is set to release 100 hostages
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mementomorty.bsky.social
Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 16h
I have an irrational fear of my pressure cooker
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captainacab.airbud.website
alboo @captainacab.airbud.website · 2h
saying “cash, gas, or ass” when someone asks me to watch their stuff at the coffee shop
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marygillis.bsky.social
Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 12h
I can't even imagine how disconcerting the mechanical soulless slop machines must be if you're an organic soulless slop machine.
MrBeast: AI means it's 'scary times' for YouTube creators
He says he's worried about what will happen to millions of creators when AI videos are as good as normal ones.
www.bbc.com
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gothfem.me
kat blackheart @gothfem.me · 2h
i'm kat gothfemme
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donni.bsky.social
donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 4d
The personal computer was mistake. Computers should be huge and scary
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greenevillezoo.bsky.social
Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 1d
A monster of vaguely anthropoid outline with tentacled head, scaly body, rudimentary wings and prodigious claws, a form which only a diseased fancy could conceive. This October, only at Greeneville Zoo!
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captainacab.airbud.website
alboo @captainacab.airbud.website · 2h
she’s objective and fair (also if you pay her more money she’ll always take your case instead of someone else’s )
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captainacab.airbud.website
alboo @captainacab.airbud.website · 2h
she said it’s fine, a lot of lawyers can’t have conflicting interests but it’s ok for her
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greenevillezoo.bsky.social
Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 2h
You may experience intermittent squawking in your head as you enjoy the bird exhibit but don’t be alarmed. It’s just Tevin, our telepathic toucan.
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captainacab.airbud.website
alboo @captainacab.airbud.website · 2h
hmm my lawyer @dly.bsky.social will have to sort this out i have no clue
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thehell.zone
Arlan Skellington (scary) 🦇 @thehell.zone · 8h
Guy who has only seen Lord Of The Rings watching another movie: wow this is nothing like Lord Of The Rings. this is way different. I’m not sure how I feel about this
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captainacab.airbud.website
alboo @captainacab.airbud.website · 2h
don’t talk to me until i’ve, actually just don’t talk to me
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captainacab.airbud.website
alboo @captainacab.airbud.website · 2h
just found a third n-word you should never use
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captainacab.airbud.website
alboo @captainacab.airbud.website · 2h
i mean wifes are pretty great actually
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dly.bsky.social
d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 11h
I should get a wife
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weeder.bsky.social
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17h
National Guard deploying in Chicago need to take a long hard look in The Bean
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