alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him
CDC style guide: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaamfdxuzasv6
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
· Oct 10
keep talkin asshole i’m pinning this entire thread
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40% of Bluesky have been contestants on Jeopardy making us a very smart website but all of them came in third so its not like that impressive
January 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
40% of Bluesky have been contestants on Jeopardy making us a very smart website but all of them came in third so its not like that impressive
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One thing I would do in Jeopardy is I’d really shine during the ending where everyone huddles up to chat like they’re all friends as the credits roll, but I would use that time to air my grievances
January 9, 2026 at 4:06 AM
One thing I would do in Jeopardy is I’d really shine during the ending where everyone huddles up to chat like they’re all friends as the credits roll, but I would use that time to air my grievances
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“wanna feel old?” sure brother, i would love to just feel something, anything
January 9, 2026 at 12:47 AM
“wanna feel old?” sure brother, i would love to just feel something, anything
lane kiffin is in hell
January 9, 2026 at 4:05 AM
lane kiffin is in hell
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dogs who look too human. like there’s a guy trapped in there
January 9, 2026 at 3:12 AM
dogs who look too human. like there’s a guy trapped in there
DOINK
January 9, 2026 at 3:21 AM
DOINK
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don't love calling someone a "pussy" when they display cowardice, fear, and weakness, but got damn if ICE isn't made up of 100% pure, grass-fed pussies
riot gear, pepper spray, and guns and y'all STILL afraid of us? what???
riot gear, pepper spray, and guns and y'all STILL afraid of us? what???
January 9, 2026 at 2:01 AM
don't love calling someone a "pussy" when they display cowardice, fear, and weakness, but got damn if ICE isn't made up of 100% pure, grass-fed pussies
riot gear, pepper spray, and guns and y'all STILL afraid of us? what???
riot gear, pepper spray, and guns and y'all STILL afraid of us? what???
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Topo Chico really was like, “what if hydration hurt though???”
October 19, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Topo Chico really was like, “what if hydration hurt though???”
“wanna feel old?” sure brother, i would love to just feel something, anything
January 9, 2026 at 12:47 AM
“wanna feel old?” sure brother, i would love to just feel something, anything
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look at us. hating ice together.
January 9, 2026 at 12:41 AM
look at us. hating ice together.
[lowering my sniper rifle] oh haha for a second there i thought you were laughing and finding joy. close call,
January 9, 2026 at 12:43 AM
[lowering my sniper rifle] oh haha for a second there i thought you were laughing and finding joy. close call,
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reporting indicates that donald trump pooped himself with such force that his puffy ankles folded like cheap cushions as he tumbled head over heels down a flight of steps, spraying diarrhea in great arcs across the wall. his condition is unknown
please be cautious about spreading any news that hasn't been verified
January 8, 2026 at 11:58 PM
reporting indicates that donald trump pooped himself with such force that his puffy ankles folded like cheap cushions as he tumbled head over heels down a flight of steps, spraying diarrhea in great arcs across the wall. his condition is unknown
we’ve reached the point where it really could happen at any minute. we need to stay vigilant, stay ready, and most importantly, stay online
January 8, 2026 at 11:55 PM
we’ve reached the point where it really could happen at any minute. we need to stay vigilant, stay ready, and most importantly, stay online
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Thanks for putting Comedian after your name so I know.
January 8, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Thanks for putting Comedian after your name so I know.
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I just spent 5 mins staring at the gym skylight, which is slightly opaque, trying to figure out what kind of tiny animal was crawling over them only to realize I was seeing the reflection of people below it walking
January 8, 2026 at 10:51 PM
I just spent 5 mins staring at the gym skylight, which is slightly opaque, trying to figure out what kind of tiny animal was crawling over them only to realize I was seeing the reflection of people below it walking
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If any of these people grew a conscience they’d have to kill themselves for the destruction they’ve caused, so I can see why it’d be appealing not to
January 8, 2026 at 7:57 PM
If any of these people grew a conscience they’d have to kill themselves for the destruction they’ve caused, so I can see why it’d be appealing not to
more like jonathan dross lmao gottem 🤣🤣🤣
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 PM
more like jonathan dross lmao gottem 🤣🤣🤣
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half of new accounts today:
@letskillfederalagents.imnot.acop:
🔅0 Followers 15K Following
"follow me back for great protesting advice. let's post pictures of crimes together!"
@letskillfederalagents.imnot.acop:
🔅0 Followers 15K Following
"follow me back for great protesting advice. let's post pictures of crimes together!"
January 8, 2026 at 9:33 PM
half of new accounts today:
@letskillfederalagents.imnot.acop:
🔅0 Followers 15K Following
"follow me back for great protesting advice. let's post pictures of crimes together!"
@letskillfederalagents.imnot.acop:
🔅0 Followers 15K Following
"follow me back for great protesting advice. let's post pictures of crimes together!"
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replying “ai slop” to all my boss’s emails
January 8, 2026 at 6:26 PM
replying “ai slop” to all my boss’s emails
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the democratic party’s entire political strategy:
January 4, 2026 at 10:54 PM
the democratic party’s entire political strategy:
replying “ai slop” to all my boss’s emails
January 8, 2026 at 6:26 PM
replying “ai slop” to all my boss’s emails
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