eustace
@eustace.justshootme.ca
he | him | 🇨🇦
shit about alt text
https://eustace.leaflet.pub
iOS shortcuts
https://routinehub.co/user/eustace
I will commit a random act of alt text at you.
https://ger.mx/A_r3EVGf5I9nhOsWpmNdSb__lPIBqVKyf5KBl0gKNuLW#did:plc:yupjodsb265htel3yennasoq
shit about alt text
https://eustace.leaflet.pub
iOS shortcuts
https://routinehub.co/user/eustace
I will commit a random act of alt text at you.
https://ger.mx/A_r3EVGf5I9nhOsWpmNdSb__lPIBqVKyf5KBl0gKNuLW#did:plc:yupjodsb265htel3yennasoq
Sometimes I feel like “JERRY WHYYYY” is a better response than “Jerry nooooo.” 👀
babybel implies the existence of scarybel, sportybel, gingerbel and poshbel
January 13, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Sometimes I feel like “JERRY WHYYYY” is a better response than “Jerry nooooo.” 👀
I’m gonna rewrite this headline: LASD Confirms That They Are In Fact A Bunch Of Soft-Ass Motherfuckers.
Starbucks employee delivers coffee to L.A. deputy with hand-drawn pig on cup
Starbucks employee delivers coffee to L.A. deputy with hand-drawn pig on cup
The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department is speaking out after one of its deputies was served a cup of coffee from an employee of a Norwalk Starbucks with a hand-drawn image of a pig on it.…
ktla.com
January 13, 2026 at 3:57 AM
I’m gonna rewrite this headline: LASD Confirms That They Are In Fact A Bunch Of Soft-Ass Motherfuckers.
Why am I seeing so many more verified users than I have in the past three years and why do I kinda hate it? 🤔
January 13, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Why am I seeing so many more verified users than I have in the past three years and why do I kinda hate it? 🤔
The pink ones again. 😁
January 13, 2026 at 12:21 AM
The pink ones again. 😁
Today is a good a day to focus on community and on mutual aid. Today I’m highlighting my new feed, but am also still happy to boost any request that anyone would care to mention on #MutualAidMonday.
January 12, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Today is a good a day to focus on community and on mutual aid. Today I’m highlighting my new feed, but am also still happy to boost any request that anyone would care to mention on #MutualAidMonday.
Pickles. 🤢
All pickles are good, and also the distance between a good pickle and an extraordinary pickle is unfathomable
January 10, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Pickles. 🤢
For #FundFriday, I thought I’d build a feed that focuses on mutual aid for the BIPOC community. It works exactly like my other mutual aid feed, but it’ll pull ONLY the skeets that use the keywords BIPOCMA or BIPOCMutualAid. If anyone has any other keywords that need to be included, I’m all ears.
January 10, 2026 at 1:31 AM
For #FundFriday, I thought I’d build a feed that focuses on mutual aid for the BIPOC community. It works exactly like my other mutual aid feed, but it’ll pull ONLY the skeets that use the keywords BIPOCMA or BIPOCMutualAid. If anyone has any other keywords that need to be included, I’m all ears.
Sometimes it bes like that.
How was your day?
How was your day?
January 9, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Sometimes it bes like that.
How was your day?
How was your day?
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new year new flyer i guess lol. it’s been moving slow since December but im grateful for any and all help! community is everything and thanks to anyone who ever shared or donated. means a lot 💗
#helpfolkslive2026 #mutualaid #bipocMA #transcrowdfund #helpsky
#helpfolkslive2026 #mutualaid #bipocMA #transcrowdfund #helpsky
January 8, 2026 at 11:42 PM
new year new flyer i guess lol. it’s been moving slow since December but im grateful for any and all help! community is everything and thanks to anyone who ever shared or donated. means a lot 💗
#helpfolkslive2026 #mutualaid #bipocMA #transcrowdfund #helpsky
#helpfolkslive2026 #mutualaid #bipocMA #transcrowdfund #helpsky
brb workin’ on a new feed
January 9, 2026 at 6:21 PM
brb workin’ on a new feed
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hi I'm Niko! In 2025 I:
- Finished my associate's degree in history
- Briefly reconnected with my estranged/addicted sister
- Took custody of her newborn son after 2 months in NICU
- Became solo parent of 4 kids
mutual aid helps us live
💸💕 cash.app/$LoveNiki
paypal.me/LoveNiki
venmo.com/LoveNiko
- Finished my associate's degree in history
- Briefly reconnected with my estranged/addicted sister
- Took custody of her newborn son after 2 months in NICU
- Became solo parent of 4 kids
mutual aid helps us live
💸💕 cash.app/$LoveNiki
paypal.me/LoveNiki
venmo.com/LoveNiko
Buy NiceNiko a Coffee
Become a supporter of NiceNiko today!
ko-fi.com
January 2, 2026 at 3:55 PM
hi I'm Niko! In 2025 I:
- Finished my associate's degree in history
- Briefly reconnected with my estranged/addicted sister
- Took custody of her newborn son after 2 months in NICU
- Became solo parent of 4 kids
mutual aid helps us live
💸💕 cash.app/$LoveNiki
paypal.me/LoveNiki
venmo.com/LoveNiko
- Finished my associate's degree in history
- Briefly reconnected with my estranged/addicted sister
- Took custody of her newborn son after 2 months in NICU
- Became solo parent of 4 kids
mutual aid helps us live
💸💕 cash.app/$LoveNiki
paypal.me/LoveNiki
venmo.com/LoveNiko
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Posted an update and I'm in tears, please share and/or donate to my GoFundMe gofund.me/933ea997a #gofundme #help #lgbtqiaplus #trans #transrightsarehumanrights
Donate to Lilly's Gender Affirming Surgery, organized by Lilly Shields
My name is Lilly (She/Her) and I’ve been struggling for the past 2 y… Lilly Shields needs your support for Donate to Lilly's Gender Affirming Surgery
gofund.me
January 9, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Posted an update and I'm in tears, please share and/or donate to my GoFundMe gofund.me/933ea997a #gofundme #help #lgbtqiaplus #trans #transrightsarehumanrights
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⚠️ 🚨
Update: $1100 out $1500 gotten! Yall we are very close
If we dont get $1500 by monday we will be foreclosed on. I dont know what else to do but post this. But we have 3 small children 2 of Which are Autistic . Please every share and any amount helps
gofund.me/6be53fd59
Update: $1100 out $1500 gotten! Yall we are very close
If we dont get $1500 by monday we will be foreclosed on. I dont know what else to do but post this. But we have 3 small children 2 of Which are Autistic . Please every share and any amount helps
gofund.me/6be53fd59
Donate to Support Z's Family Through Medical and Financial Crisis, organized by Zebraylon Deonte' Woodruff
Hi,
My name is Z and recently I have run into financi… Zebraylon Deonte' Woodruff needs your support for Support Z's Family Through Medical and Financial Crisis
gofund.me
January 9, 2026 at 3:56 PM
⚠️ 🚨
Update: $1100 out $1500 gotten! Yall we are very close
If we dont get $1500 by monday we will be foreclosed on. I dont know what else to do but post this. But we have 3 small children 2 of Which are Autistic . Please every share and any amount helps
gofund.me/6be53fd59
Update: $1100 out $1500 gotten! Yall we are very close
If we dont get $1500 by monday we will be foreclosed on. I dont know what else to do but post this. But we have 3 small children 2 of Which are Autistic . Please every share and any amount helps
gofund.me/6be53fd59
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January 9, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Hey, y’all. It’s the end of the week—let’s get into #FundFriday!
Happy to repost any requests for #MutualAid that anyone would care to share!
And as usual, I’m sharing a feed full of mutual aid requests for those who might have a moment to repost or a dollar or two to share.
Happy to repost any requests for #MutualAid that anyone would care to share!
And as usual, I’m sharing a feed full of mutual aid requests for those who might have a moment to repost or a dollar or two to share.
January 9, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Hey, y’all. It’s the end of the week—let’s get into #FundFriday!
Happy to repost any requests for #MutualAid that anyone would care to share!
And as usual, I’m sharing a feed full of mutual aid requests for those who might have a moment to repost or a dollar or two to share.
Happy to repost any requests for #MutualAid that anyone would care to share!
And as usual, I’m sharing a feed full of mutual aid requests for those who might have a moment to repost or a dollar or two to share.
Every single day I’m happier about having deactivated my account.
Grok turns off image generator for most users after outcry over sexualised AI imagery
Grok turns off image generator for most users after outcry over sexualised AI imagery
X to limit editing function to paying subscribers after platform threatened with fines and regulatory action
Grok, Elon Musk’s AI tool, has switched off its image creation function for the vast majority of users after widespread outcry over its use to create sexually explicit and violent imagery.
It comes after Musk was threatened with fines, regulatory action and reports of a possible ban on X in the UK. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
January 9, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Every single day I’m happier about having deactivated my account.
Thanks, @erinbiba.bsky.social and @floregonian.com. Sometimes you need a little reminder to look for the sun even when the days are at their darkest.
I refuse to let every single conversation be about Serious Things. It can't rain all the time, man.
In the coming days/months/years, don’t “yuck on people’s yum” here if you can avoid it. I know it feels trite seeing folks post their cute cats or jokes with friends in the midst of horrors unfolding.
Fascism aims to take your joy.
Pure joy is self-ownership; an act of resistance.
Embrace joy.
Fascism aims to take your joy.
Pure joy is self-ownership; an act of resistance.
Embrace joy.
January 8, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Thanks, @erinbiba.bsky.social and @floregonian.com. Sometimes you need a little reminder to look for the sun even when the days are at their darkest.
HEY. Tell me something or ask me something.
It’s only 2240h and even I though should be asleep already I’m just NOT. So ask. Or tell.
It’s only 2240h and even I though should be asleep already I’m just NOT. So ask. Or tell.
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
ngl.link
January 7, 2026 at 3:40 AM
HEY. Tell me something or ask me something.
It’s only 2240h and even I though should be asleep already I’m just NOT. So ask. Or tell.
It’s only 2240h and even I though should be asleep already I’m just NOT. So ask. Or tell.
Every time iOS updates their betas it breaks my AirPods. 😢
January 6, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Every time iOS updates their betas it breaks my AirPods. 😢
Good to see that the Ministry of Truth is hard at work earning your tax dollars.
January 6, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Good to see that the Ministry of Truth is hard at work earning your tax dollars.
Pussies. They were doing so well and then they had to go and fuck it all up.
A Hilton branded hotel that originally declined to host guests because they were with the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has backpedalled, saying in a statement Monday it does “not discriminate against any individuals or agencies and apologize to those impacted.”
Hilton Hotel That Refused DHS Reservations Backpedals
The hotel told 404 Media in a statement “We are in touch with the impacted guests to ensure they are accommodated.”
www.404media.co
January 6, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Pussies. They were doing so well and then they had to go and fuck it all up.
I do not have an opinion, because I have yet to see a single episode of Stranger Things.
I have an extremely controversial thing to say: I personally think Stranger Things is kinda meh.
January 6, 2026 at 2:45 AM
I do not have an opinion, because I have yet to see a single episode of Stranger Things.