eustace
@eustace.justshootme.ca
he | him | 🇨🇦
shit about alt text
https://eustace.leaflet.pub
iOS shortcuts
https://routinehub.co/user/eustace
I will commit a random act of alt text at you.
https://ger.mx/A_r3EVGf5I9nhOsWpmNdSb__lPIBqVKyf5KBl0gKNuLW#did:plc:yupjodsb265htel3yennasoq
shit about alt text
https://eustace.leaflet.pub
iOS shortcuts
https://routinehub.co/user/eustace
I will commit a random act of alt text at you.
https://ger.mx/A_r3EVGf5I9nhOsWpmNdSb__lPIBqVKyf5KBl0gKNuLW#did:plc:yupjodsb265htel3yennasoq
I gotta get there before someone steals my desk. Shared workspaces are the worst.
January 13, 2026 at 10:43 AM
I gotta get there before someone steals my desk. Shared workspaces are the worst.
ha-HAAA, fuckers!
(thank you!)
(thank you!)
January 13, 2026 at 3:19 AM
ha-HAAA, fuckers!
(thank you!)
(thank you!)
Hide….veri—??
brb changing my entire life
brb changing my entire life
January 13, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Hide….veri—??
brb changing my entire life
brb changing my entire life
I kinda feel like that ship sailed about thirty million accounts ago. 🥲
It might be time to start blocking people soon. I’ve lasted this far without doing that, but…..
It might be time to start blocking people soon. I’ve lasted this far without doing that, but…..
January 13, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I kinda feel like that ship sailed about thirty million accounts ago. 🥲
It might be time to start blocking people soon. I’ve lasted this far without doing that, but…..
It might be time to start blocking people soon. I’ve lasted this far without doing that, but…..
January 12, 2026 at 4:00 PM
When the platform gets updated (app updates, etc.) there’s a fairly high chance that the selection will get changed (back) to “off.” That’s one trigger.
January 12, 2026 at 3:45 PM
When the platform gets updated (app updates, etc.) there’s a fairly high chance that the selection will get changed (back) to “off.” That’s one trigger.
I haven’t found anything to remove yet, but it’s pretty much a one-strike policy if I ever do find anything that needs removal.
January 12, 2026 at 3:11 PM
I haven’t found anything to remove yet, but it’s pretty much a one-strike policy if I ever do find anything that needs removal.
Good question. Although I review the feed as and when I have time, I have to trust in folks’ honesty. It’s language-based, so I’m looking for specific/known hashtags to be included in the request in order to be collected by the feed.
January 12, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Good question. Although I review the feed as and when I have time, I have to trust in folks’ honesty. It’s language-based, so I’m looking for specific/known hashtags to be included in the request in order to be collected by the feed.
My relationship with pickles is…fraught.
January 10, 2026 at 2:57 PM
My relationship with pickles is…fraught.
I miss NYC, even though I’ve only ever been a tourist there. 🥲
January 10, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I miss NYC, even though I’ve only ever been a tourist there. 🥲
It’s still sort of strange (and flattering) to hear that. I never think of myself as a person on whom people would crush. 🤷🏾♂️
January 10, 2026 at 1:15 PM
It’s still sort of strange (and flattering) to hear that. I never think of myself as a person on whom people would crush. 🤷🏾♂️
Like “out on a date” watch a movie? With the greatest of respect, that’s a thing I’d have to decline.
January 10, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Like “out on a date” watch a movie? With the greatest of respect, that’s a thing I’d have to decline.
And fuckin’ berduck. That thing made me wanna gouge my eyes out.
January 10, 2026 at 1:47 AM
And fuckin’ berduck. That thing made me wanna gouge my eyes out.