alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him
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im sorry im sorry im sorry
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
im sorry im sorry im sorry
it looks brittle but i swear you could chomp on it for HOURS
November 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
it looks brittle but i swear you could chomp on it for HOURS
November 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
he does seem like the kinda guy who would have a bright red dick
November 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
he does seem like the kinda guy who would have a bright red dick
the dick cheney dick
November 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
the dick cheney dick
pretty sure i read somewhere that whenever he gets head whoever is doing it spontaneously starts saying “yeah see” while they slobber all over his cigar-like erection
not sure if that’s true but
not sure if that’s true but
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
pretty sure i read somewhere that whenever he gets head whoever is doing it spontaneously starts saying “yeah see” while they slobber all over his cigar-like erection
not sure if that’s true but
not sure if that’s true but
i imagine just one felange of an ancient baseball mitt
November 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
i imagine just one felange of an ancient baseball mitt
i don’t remember that line in the song
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
i don’t remember that line in the song
either way whatever he’s pulling out im
November 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
either way whatever he’s pulling out im
Reposted by alber
poppin' a Lactaid before giving head just in case
November 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
poppin' a Lactaid before giving head just in case
tbf cum is a decent non-dairy creamer
November 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
tbf cum is a decent non-dairy creamer