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not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him

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perusing the ancient artifacts
a notification informing me that “what’s mid” has reposted my post what is the post? something equally arcane “he’s a 10 but won’t accept your invite code to bluesky”
January 10, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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here, you can see agent Jonathan Ross having a great time with his family
a white man on a jet ski just having a great time with his wife and child also on the jet ski. this man couldn’t murder someone in cold blood, could he?
January 9, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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the prophecy
two bluesky accounts on my timeline making an identical post that says “DOINK”
January 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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me asking my new ai waifu companion if i should make one or two pieces of toast
don draper in the show black mirror, the episode where the woman’s consciousness has been uploaded into a little egg computer thing and she’s trapped in there permanently
January 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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i once asked kevin kruse how many of his publications were his own original thoughts rather than plagiarized and he quote skeeted me. putting me on the list blocked list for about a day or so
a bluesky interaction between me and the critically acclaimed (plagiarizing) historian kevin kruse. kevin: Say what you will, but Bluesky has the purest bullies of any social media site. me: didn't you plagiarize like your entire body of work?
January 6, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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the democratic party’s entire political strategy:
a dark souls screen grab where the player is the in a giant nest with an option to curl up like a ball
January 4, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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mary jane and peter parker meme, but she’s yelling “he was just following orders” and he’s wearing a us military cap
January 3, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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how could he do this i can’t believe it
zohran mamdani reading a newspaper on the subway, he’s seated in the disabled seating btw
January 2, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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there is only one shrek
Shrek, the lead singer of SmashMouth, in the music video “Allstar by SmashMouth from the movie Shrek”. he’s looking at the camera and has sun shades on
January 2, 2026 at 5:09 AM
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it’s giving
kendall roy rapping at his dads birthday party
January 1, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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fievel from fievel goes west with a quote bubble as if he is saying the quoted post
January 1, 2026 at 5:13 AM
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fuck duolingo what is your posting streak
my “bluesky wrapped” showing a 365 day posting streak this year
December 31, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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“happy new year!!!!”

me:
tim robinson from i think you should leave, the skit where he’s talking about his hotdog vacuum and saying “you sure about that??”
December 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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NEVER LET TINY TIM DIE
tim heidecker in i think you should leave, the scene at the space themed restaurant where the teen in the alien head calls him boring
December 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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harambe, NO!!
scene from Baby’s day out (1994) where the main character, harambe the gorilla, is grabbing a random baby who doesn’t really feature much in the movie anyways if i remember correctly
December 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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this caked up barbie would kill a 1990’s child
a barbie leaning over in her chair revealing a plump ass
December 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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holy shit they did it
new toyotathon ad that is a remake of Sisqo’s thong song but now it’s the toyotathon song
December 26, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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coming soon penis ring 3: bedroom drift
reports of items people have gotten stuck in their vagina: PENIS RING • 2 PENIS RING
December 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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which way western man
two reports of a person getting something stuck up their butt: "REPORTS HE SLIPPED IN THE SHOWER AND A SHAMPOO BOTTLE WENT INTO HIS RECTUM" • "STATES HE WAS IN THE SHOWER 'WAS BORED' WHEN PT PLACED SHAMPOO BOTTLE INTO RECTUM"
December 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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logan roy from succession saying “happy christmas, you clock-watching fucks
December 25, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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nw
the critically acclaimed movie “Angels with Filthy Souls” Gritty, real, surprisingly modern, and shockingly violent for its time
December 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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the most jingoist light show in existence
a light show featuring army men and little light up logos of all the military branches, including the space force a light show featuring army men and little light up logos of all the military branches, including the coast guard and space force
December 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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the loaf
the singer meat loaf on stage with a microphone
December 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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the prison warden:
the warden from shawshank redemption about to do something very dangerous (pull the trigger of a gun while it is pointed to his head)
December 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
jake paul getting hit so hard his jaw turns 45 degrees and breaks in two places andrew tate lying flat on his face after getting his ass beat
December 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM