Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command)
@jakei.bsky.social
Jew for Palestine, Film/TV, MSW/MS Gero, Unhoused Advocate, 4th-Gen n*zi-puncher✡️🇵🇸
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why does "we must go back" always mean racism and not quaaludes
schumer has blood on his hands
the scariest most fucked up part about the deaths and abuse we're hearing about from ice detention centers is that usually with things like this the stuff that gets out as its happening is always only the tip of the iceberg
January 30, 2026 at 10:02 AM
schumer has blood on his hands
the scariest most fucked up part about the deaths and abuse we're hearing about from ice detention centers is that usually with things like this the stuff that gets out as its happening is always only the tip of the iceberg
January 30, 2026 at 9:59 AM
the scariest most fucked up part about the deaths and abuse we're hearing about from ice detention centers is that usually with things like this the stuff that gets out as its happening is always only the tip of the iceberg
hard to say when M*A*S*H peaked but the episode where Radar had a girlfriend, they performed a bris then partied and did the horah, and Hawkeye and Trapper road off on a white horse has to be up there
January 30, 2026 at 9:18 AM
hard to say when M*A*S*H peaked but the episode where Radar had a girlfriend, they performed a bris then partied and did the horah, and Hawkeye and Trapper road off on a white horse has to be up there
I'm honestly a little scared what hes gonna do when hes big mad tomorrow when they can no longer prevent the press from talking about the melaniamentary
January 30, 2026 at 7:49 AM
I'm honestly a little scared what hes gonna do when hes big mad tomorrow when they can no longer prevent the press from talking about the melaniamentary
I would say she wasted the best years of her life but now the worst years are behind her
Rob Schneider, 62, Faces Heartbreak as 37-Year-Old Wife Files for Divorce After 14 Years
Rob Schneider, 62, Faces Heartbreak as 37-Year-Old Wife Files for Divorce After 14 Years
After nearly 15 years together, Rob Schneider and his wife Patricia Azarcoya Schneider are officially ending their marriage. Court documents obtained in January show that Patricia, a 37-year-old Mexi…
www.comicbasics.com
January 30, 2026 at 4:58 AM
I would say she wasted the best years of her life but now the worst years are behind her
I dont remember anything from this show but I remember my whole family losing it and everything she said and did
January 30, 2026 at 4:23 AM
I dont remember anything from this show but I remember my whole family losing it and everything she said and did
just had a sip of blue gatorade for the first time in decades and had one of these moments back to little league baseball practice
a cartoon character sitting at a table with a bottle of wine
Alt: the critic from ratatouille taking a bite of food and flashing back to his childhood
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:54 AM
just had a sip of blue gatorade for the first time in decades and had one of these moments back to little league baseball practice
people successfully outrunning a natural disaster
Name your fav film trope
January 30, 2026 at 2:27 AM
people successfully outrunning a natural disaster
okay imagine checkers as a drinking game. every checker is a shot glass, doesnt have to be a real full shot, could be beer or mixed drink, but when a checker is jumped and removed it gets drunk.
now, when you imagined it, who drank it? the person who jumped it or the person who got jumped?
now, when you imagined it, who drank it? the person who jumped it or the person who got jumped?
January 29, 2026 at 6:37 AM
okay imagine checkers as a drinking game. every checker is a shot glass, doesnt have to be a real full shot, could be beer or mixed drink, but when a checker is jumped and removed it gets drunk.
now, when you imagined it, who drank it? the person who jumped it or the person who got jumped?
now, when you imagined it, who drank it? the person who jumped it or the person who got jumped?
you literally just said you dont support defunding ice at all in your long string of undercutting us stop pretending youre on our side
In the last 60 minutes, the President has posted 56 times on Truth Social.
January 29, 2026 at 6:25 AM
you literally just said you dont support defunding ice at all in your long string of undercutting us stop pretending youre on our side
america needs a "keepin it real" committee composed of like normal ass reasonable moms and grandmas who at any point have veto power to come in and be like "no no no everybody cut the crap, just stop, timeout. heres whats gonna happen" but its like a play challenge they only get one every so often
January 29, 2026 at 5:27 AM
america needs a "keepin it real" committee composed of like normal ass reasonable moms and grandmas who at any point have veto power to come in and be like "no no no everybody cut the crap, just stop, timeout. heres whats gonna happen" but its like a play challenge they only get one every so often
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I was just checking movie showtimes online and uh. This is a bold choice for a movie poster.
January 29, 2026 at 4:39 AM
I was just checking movie showtimes online and uh. This is a bold choice for a movie poster.
so theres a real possibility that a guy might be elected on the single issue platform of "I'm gonna kill trump"
January 29, 2026 at 4:53 AM
so theres a real possibility that a guy might be elected on the single issue platform of "I'm gonna kill trump"
when they go low, we get petty
"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter."
crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...
crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...
The Noise Demonstrations Keeping ICE Agents Awake at Their Hotels
Participants in the noise demonstrations targeting hotels that house federal agents in the Twin Cities recount their experiences and explain how this tactic might be employed elsewhere.
crimethinc.com
January 29, 2026 at 4:37 AM
when they go low, we get petty
it was before we were born but my best friend since kindergarten's aunt was on the shuttle and I didnt know until we were in our twenties... he just casually mentioned it one day when it was the 30th anniversary... and thats how I found out my best buddies aunt he never met was Judith Resnik
Forty years ago, today, the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded in mid air after being launched, killing all 7 crew members; one was a school teacher. It was a sad day for space travel & history.
www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti...
www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti...
The Challenger shuttle disaster that killed 7 crew members was 40 years ago. What happened and how they're being remembered.
The diverse 7-member crew included a teacher who was going to teach lessons from space.
www.yahoo.com
January 29, 2026 at 4:22 AM
it was before we were born but my best friend since kindergarten's aunt was on the shuttle and I didnt know until we were in our twenties... he just casually mentioned it one day when it was the 30th anniversary... and thats how I found out my best buddies aunt he never met was Judith Resnik
January 29, 2026 at 4:10 AM
who said what to trump at davos for us to not hear a single peep about greenland since?
January 29, 2026 at 3:53 AM
who said what to trump at davos for us to not hear a single peep about greenland since?
@jcsalterego.bsky.social you could do the funniest thing
January 29, 2026 at 3:49 AM
@jcsalterego.bsky.social you could do the funniest thing
hey @jcsalterego.bsky.social check this out
you have been Jerrified!
January 29, 2026 at 3:45 AM
hey @jcsalterego.bsky.social check this out
btw heres an interesting bit of film history, and theres a documentary on it called "An Alan Smithee Film"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Sm...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Sm...
January 29, 2026 at 3:23 AM
btw heres an interesting bit of film history, and theres a documentary on it called "An Alan Smithee Film"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Sm...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Sm...
there are still no reviews of the melania doc. this will come as a shock to nobody, but when there are no reviews of a movie until the day it actually comes out, that means the movie is very very very bad
January 29, 2026 at 3:13 AM
there are still no reviews of the melania doc. this will come as a shock to nobody, but when there are no reviews of a movie until the day it actually comes out, that means the movie is very very very bad
this is the FKJ promise
Saxophone will always elevate the track.
January 29, 2026 at 3:03 AM
this is the FKJ promise
you think the afrikaners are still gonna get fast-tracked visas?
“Melania,” the new documentary about the first lady, has been pulled from theaters in South Africa after the film’s local distributor said on Wednesday that it would no longer release it.
South Africa Cancels Release of ‘Melania’ Documentary
The distributor, which was set to release the film on Friday, said it had canceled the theatrical premiere because of “recent developments,” but declined to specify.
nyti.ms
January 29, 2026 at 2:36 AM
you think the afrikaners are still gonna get fast-tracked visas?
Mulaney's sitcom, it lasted 13 episodes, which was 12.5 too many
Name a TV show that overstayed it's welcome
January 29, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Mulaney's sitcom, it lasted 13 episodes, which was 12.5 too many
for those following along outside of SoCal, huntington beach is our maga hotbed, its where they and proud boys and "patriots" and alllivesmatter have always had their marches and protests
January 29, 2026 at 2:26 AM
for those following along outside of SoCal, huntington beach is our maga hotbed, its where they and proud boys and "patriots" and alllivesmatter have always had their marches and protests