Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command)
@jakei.bsky.social
Jew for Palestine, Film/TV, MSW/MS Gero, Unhoused Advocate, 4th-Gen n*zi-puncher✡️🇵🇸
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why does "we must go back" always mean racism and not quaaludes
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BILLIE EILISH "NO ONE IS ILLEGAL ON STOLLEN LAND"
February 2, 2026 at 3:12 AM
BILLIE EILISH "NO ONE IS ILLEGAL ON STOLLEN LAND"
I think hes gonna say some pretty dope but reasonable things at the super bowl, the stadium will go wild for it, and all the people who are mad hes performing will lose their minds and call for his deportation
Oh Bad Bunny is throwing the fuck down in his acceptance speech, someones gonna get the full video on here soon
BAD BUNNY "BEFORE I SAY THANKS TO GOD I WANT TO SAY ICE OUT"
February 2, 2026 at 3:02 AM
I think hes gonna say some pretty dope but reasonable things at the super bowl, the stadium will go wild for it, and all the people who are mad hes performing will lose their minds and call for his deportation
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wait a guy got nominated with an album that is actually titled the meme "guys will literally try ____ rather than go to therapy"
February 2, 2026 at 2:46 AM
wait a guy got nominated with an album that is actually titled the meme "guys will literally try ____ rather than go to therapy"
Oh Bad Bunny is throwing the fuck down in his acceptance speech, someones gonna get the full video on here soon
BAD BUNNY "BEFORE I SAY THANKS TO GOD I WANT TO SAY ICE OUT"
February 2, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Oh Bad Bunny is throwing the fuck down in his acceptance speech, someones gonna get the full video on here soon
okay this is my grammys thread mute it if you dont wanna see it
love it being on cbs so I can see commercials for a new version of the same show they've been making for 25 years
love it being on cbs so I can see commercials for a new version of the same show they've been making for 25 years
the Grammy new artist noms are pretty wide ranging in genre which is dope
February 2, 2026 at 1:55 AM
okay this is my grammys thread mute it if you dont wanna see it
love it being on cbs so I can see commercials for a new version of the same show they've been making for 25 years
love it being on cbs so I can see commercials for a new version of the same show they've been making for 25 years
every song in the feature length theatrically released Daft Punk music video
Name a film song that doesn't mention the film's title
February 2, 2026 at 1:46 AM
every song in the feature length theatrically released Daft Punk music video
the Grammy new artist noms are pretty wide ranging in genre which is dope
February 2, 2026 at 1:45 AM
the Grammy new artist noms are pretty wide ranging in genre which is dope
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read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000
February 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000
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Can I just answer Denzel Washington
Name your fav film with a Black protagonist
February 2, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Can I just answer Denzel Washington
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psa
link to block the ai scraper.
link to block the ai scraper.
February 2, 2026 at 12:45 AM
psa
link to block the ai scraper.
link to block the ai scraper.
I dont know how to explain it but the 90s didnt really end, culturally, until 9/11
February 2, 2026 at 12:41 AM
I dont know how to explain it but the 90s didnt really end, culturally, until 9/11
its giving this
February 2, 2026 at 12:37 AM
its giving this
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It’s Black History Month! MAKE SOME MFN NOISE! 🗣️
February 1, 2026 at 7:03 AM
It’s Black History Month! MAKE SOME MFN NOISE! 🗣️
dril tweet I am your lawyer keep posting dot jpeg
February 1, 2026 at 1:00 PM
dril tweet I am your lawyer keep posting dot jpeg
trump doesnt just have bezos making his wife a movie, he has rotten tomatoes pumping the audience score to 99%
and rotten tomatoes is owned by Warner Bros Discovery and Versant. WBD is in the midst of fielding two purchase offers that would have to be blessed by trump, and Versant is a brand new company thats just a bunch of NBC Universal properties in a trench coat who also want trumps blessing
![Versant Media Group, Inc., doing business as Versant (/ˈvɜːrsənt/[1]), is an American multinational mass media company headquartered at 229 West 43rd Street in Midtown Manhattan in New York City.[2][3] It was founded in 2026 by the spin-off of most of NBCUniversal's U.S. cable television operations—including USA Network, MS NOW (formerly MSNBC), CNBC, E!, Syfy, and Oxygen—and related digital properties such as GolfNow and GolfPass (as part of Golf Channel) and Rotten Tomatoes (as part of Fandango Media).](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vjyot2w7zeomrslomwpfxirl/bafkreianwj5eklepuyki2ame3qdmhmcby4tjzj74ufpofqnr7sajudhmwy@jpeg)
February 1, 2026 at 7:06 AM
trump doesnt just have bezos making his wife a movie, he has rotten tomatoes pumping the audience score to 99%
because I'm a sicko I went through the Melania rotten tomatoes reviews, this is the "consensus"
18 critics reviews - 16 rotten/one-star/thumbs down, 2 4-star from epoch times and london evening standard averaging 11%
*500+* obviously almost entirely engineered audience reviews averaging 99%
18 critics reviews - 16 rotten/one-star/thumbs down, 2 4-star from epoch times and london evening standard averaging 11%
*500+* obviously almost entirely engineered audience reviews averaging 99%
February 1, 2026 at 6:41 AM
because I'm a sicko I went through the Melania rotten tomatoes reviews, this is the "consensus"
18 critics reviews - 16 rotten/one-star/thumbs down, 2 4-star from epoch times and london evening standard averaging 11%
*500+* obviously almost entirely engineered audience reviews averaging 99%
18 critics reviews - 16 rotten/one-star/thumbs down, 2 4-star from epoch times and london evening standard averaging 11%
*500+* obviously almost entirely engineered audience reviews averaging 99%
I both do and dont wanna know what that dipshit nate is saying on twitter tonight
Election result poll modeling this year:
February 1, 2026 at 5:44 AM
I both do and dont wanna know what that dipshit nate is saying on twitter tonight
what the absolute fuck is happening
a "fun" fact is that texas' state senate map is so gerrymandered that this swing would flip all but four republican districts
February 1, 2026 at 5:07 AM
what the absolute fuck is happening
the only such thing as a "peaceful protest" is one that armed govt employees dont attend
February 1, 2026 at 4:47 AM
the only such thing as a "peaceful protest" is one that armed govt employees dont attend
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No need to imagine. The country incarcerates children as young as 9 years old daily in youth prisons and jails. Those children are routinely sexually and physically assaulted and also emotionally tortured. They are fed terrible food and given barely any education. This country has done this for yrs.
February 1, 2026 at 2:24 AM
No need to imagine. The country incarcerates children as young as 9 years old daily in youth prisons and jails. Those children are routinely sexually and physically assaulted and also emotionally tortured. They are fed terrible food and given barely any education. This country has done this for yrs.
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Gawker was sued out of existence by billionaires who didn't want to be investigated by really good journalists who had the perfect rolodexes to get dirt on a pervert cabal and maybe upend their whole new world order. It isn't a scandal sheet you dope.
Gawker is dead because it did not color inside the lines of the Constitution while doing the things that made people want Gawker dead. 🤷♂️ Lots of other scandal sheets are still around because they did that better.
February 1, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Gawker was sued out of existence by billionaires who didn't want to be investigated by really good journalists who had the perfect rolodexes to get dirt on a pervert cabal and maybe upend their whole new world order. It isn't a scandal sheet you dope.
literally something that happened at nazi camps
Must read: "Holding facilities were so crowded that immigrants in one cell had to take turns lying down because there was no space, according to a refugee detained there for one night in January. Basic human needs like food and medical care were sometimes denied."
www.startribune.com/no-humanity-...
www.startribune.com/no-humanity-...
‘No humanity’: Detainees describe conditions inside Whipple Federal Building
Immigration sweep brings overcrowded rooms and overflowing toilets. Lawyers say they can’t visit their clients. The Department of Homeland Security says “all detainees receive full due process.”
www.startribune.com
February 1, 2026 at 4:02 AM
literally something that happened at nazi camps
donuts
Guys, I really need to talk about something dumb and meaningless. What's a universally beloved sweet treat that you think is just mid? For me, it's meringue.
February 1, 2026 at 3:15 AM
donuts
I dont think the olympics should test the freestyle skiers and snowboarders for weed that just feels wrong
Weed is a performance enhancing drug if the sport is being a chill fuckin dude
February 1, 2026 at 1:43 AM
I dont think the olympics should test the freestyle skiers and snowboarders for weed that just feels wrong