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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command)
@jakei.bsky.social
Jew for Palestine, Film/TV, MSW/MS Gero, Unhoused Advocate, 4th-Gen n*zi-puncher✡️🇵🇸
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why does "we must go back" always mean racism and not quaaludes
do I have to see the ITYSL tables sketch to understand the chair company?
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I support the arts but they gave these guys way too fucking much money
okay the first scene of the new stranger things is just awful, this season is really gonna suck lmao
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
okay the first scene of the new stranger things is just awful, this season is really gonna suck lmao
November 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
the boomer lib thanksgiving memes are exactly what you think they'd be
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
“You will be visited by three spirits”
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
yes, I did order a PS2 style controller for my switch to play the remake of THPS4, what of it?
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
"we explicitly said not to do the thing we recklessly enabled so its not our fault"

if I went skydiving, and they said "you gotta pull this chord" and then I decided not to pull the chord, that skydiving company would still be liable
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Chris and Jackie better constantly say "I'm too old for this shit" like lethal weapon 4
‘Rush Hour 4’ is officially in the works.

This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
oh shit oh fuck breaking bad mike is in this
I dont know yet from ep1 if the beast in me is gonna be good but goddamn do I love Claire Danes
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 AM
every time I have to drive on the 10 west I think about a many years ago @feochin.bsky.social tweet about how the secret is "taking the little 10"
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
sebastian stan as in a movie where he played trump?? and jeremy strong played roy cohn????
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
for those keeping score at home...

gentile = someone not Jewish

goyim/goyish = WASPy

goy = Karen
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 AM
this is unironically why I havent done hallucinogens since the Obama years
No one told me when I got into psychedelics that it would give me lifetime painful insight into the Stupidity That Ruled The World
[jr dev, tinkering]: wow the computer has psychedelic dreams about dogs isn’t that Neat

[csuit and board, salivating]: go on
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I think my most millenial opinion is we need to bring back disc drives
November 24, 2025 at 7:55 AM
look I loved those movies as a kid when they came out, but the entire premise of rush hour is racism

I mean first 30min of first movie theres a whole fight scene cause Jackie says the n word
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
www.semafor.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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Time to get your public comments in on the proposed Waters of the U.S. rule that would strip protections for countless wetlands and streams.

Trout unlimited has a tool on their page that will automatically send your message to the EPA as well as your representatives:

www.tu.org/conservation...
November 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
my parents hulu subscription only has room for one more tv, so my sister and I are constantly getting booted then stealing it back from each other, give it up to our mom who's always there to text back the confirmation code
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I got weed from my friend whose dad grows outdoor in norcal...

just found a seed, so nostalgic
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I would like to add to the list

- Hows work going? If at all good they'll tell you.
Holiday reminders:

- If someone has a new relationship, they’ll tell you. You don’t need to ask.
- If someone is pregnant and they want to share that, they’ll tell you. You don’t need to ask.
- If someone’s body has changed, they’re aware. You don’t need to point it out.
November 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Holiday reminders:

- If someone has a new relationship, they’ll tell you. You don’t need to ask.
- If someone is pregnant and they want to share that, they’ll tell you. You don’t need to ask.
- If someone’s body has changed, they’re aware. You don’t need to point it out.
November 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I am not at all a military history buff but logan lerman sucks
Ok military history bluesky is there anything you want to say about the movie Fury (2014)?
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
heres the thing about memecoins...
If good is going to actually triumph over evil, I kinda wish it would hurry up already.
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
carrying sink into twitter, bringing chainsaw to doge event... elon is at his core a prop comic.

prop comics are one of the lowest forms of comedy and elon still cant do it well
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I dont think this is that huge of a win, they already did all the damage and data stealing they wanted to do, this feels more like brushing things under the rug
Bye bye, “DOGE”.

It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.

@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM