Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command)
@jakei.bsky.social
Jew for Palestine, Film/TV, MSW/MS Gero, Unhoused Advocate, 4th-Gen n*zi-puncher✡️🇵🇸
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why does "we must go back" always mean racism and not quaaludes
Reposted by Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command)
Reposted by Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command)
With Ricky Gervais you need to separate the art (Karl Pilkington) from the the artist (total dipshit who knows Karl Pilkington)
February 3, 2026 at 9:11 AM
With Ricky Gervais you need to separate the art (Karl Pilkington) from the the artist (total dipshit who knows Karl Pilkington)
whats.... whats the special ingredient?
Why wasn't there ever an Iron Chef porn parody
February 3, 2026 at 7:01 AM
whats.... whats the special ingredient?
I do genuinely think that beyond all the political and economic changes we need to make after this nightmare, we have to make sociocultural changes of like "naw dude not all ideas are valid or deserve time" make hate shameful embarrassing and consequential, liberal use of "fuck off" in every setting
i think if they’re trying to normalize calling people the r word again like it’s the 90s then we should match that throwback and be allowed to normalize curb stomping nazis
February 3, 2026 at 6:59 AM
I do genuinely think that beyond all the political and economic changes we need to make after this nightmare, we have to make sociocultural changes of like "naw dude not all ideas are valid or deserve time" make hate shameful embarrassing and consequential, liberal use of "fuck off" in every setting
omg she admit it (ITYSL gif)
February 3, 2026 at 6:44 AM
omg she admit it (ITYSL gif)
I also think whoever punched him wanted to do it for a while before it happened
if you got punched by someone in minneapolis and you’re not a fed you really gotta log off and do some serious introspection cuz ohhhhh my god
February 3, 2026 at 6:40 AM
I also think whoever punched him wanted to do it for a while before it happened
Fast 12: ChICEna Drift
ATTN: great things are again happening in China, ice level 🇨🇳
February 3, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Fast 12: ChICEna Drift
I dunno whats funnier
a) Jerry not verified
b) all my moots Jerrified
c) Jerry unjerrified
d) all of the above
a) Jerry not verified
b) all my moots Jerrified
c) Jerry unjerrified
d) all of the above
February 3, 2026 at 6:14 AM
I dunno whats funnier
a) Jerry not verified
b) all my moots Jerrified
c) Jerry unjerrified
d) all of the above
a) Jerry not verified
b) all my moots Jerrified
c) Jerry unjerrified
d) all of the above
a porch is always in the front and visible from the front yard and/or to the public/street
a patio is secluded, it could be in the front if you have privacy fences/trees, but its usually in the back
if the back faces other neighbors/streets it *might* be a porch
occasionally porches are balconies
a patio is secluded, it could be in the front if you have privacy fences/trees, but its usually in the back
if the back faces other neighbors/streets it *might* be a porch
occasionally porches are balconies
let me start an entirely inconsequential debate: are patios ALWAYS on the back of your place, vs. are porches ALWAYS on the front?
Like if I say "i'm on my porch," I 100% mean I'm on the front of my place, if I say "I'm on my patio" I think I could credibly be in front or behind (but mostly behind)
Like if I say "i'm on my porch," I 100% mean I'm on the front of my place, if I say "I'm on my patio" I think I could credibly be in front or behind (but mostly behind)
February 3, 2026 at 5:20 AM
a porch is always in the front and visible from the front yard and/or to the public/street
a patio is secluded, it could be in the front if you have privacy fences/trees, but its usually in the back
if the back faces other neighbors/streets it *might* be a porch
occasionally porches are balconies
a patio is secluded, it could be in the front if you have privacy fences/trees, but its usually in the back
if the back faces other neighbors/streets it *might* be a porch
occasionally porches are balconies
this is the end of the opening credits of the best worst movie on tubi
February 3, 2026 at 5:09 AM
this is the end of the opening credits of the best worst movie on tubi
"If you remember summer 2023 Latesky, you may be entitled to compensation.
Call this number now...
Call this number now...
February 3, 2026 at 5:05 AM
"If you remember summer 2023 Latesky, you may be entitled to compensation.
Call this number now...
Call this number now...
my friend worked in the senate in some basement area and lots of staffers would come down to their bathroom to poop cause it was off the beaten path, her office called it the poop toilet... anyway, the Klob was the only recognizable person who did this, my friend saw Klobuchar every time she pooped
Here's all the Klobuchar v. Republican matchups from that SurveyUSA poll
Best Klobuchar lead is +20, worst is +14
Best Klobuchar lead is +20, worst is +14
February 3, 2026 at 3:30 AM
my friend worked in the senate in some basement area and lots of staffers would come down to their bathroom to poop cause it was off the beaten path, her office called it the poop toilet... anyway, the Klob was the only recognizable person who did this, my friend saw Klobuchar every time she pooped
fleeing pogroms 8 for 8 great grandparents, two met on the boat over
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 3, 2026 at 3:21 AM
fleeing pogroms 8 for 8 great grandparents, two met on the boat over
the thing is, if you dont make the comparison until they "do as heinous acts as the nazis" well then buddy you now live in a country doing as heinous acts as the worst of the nazis, you failed the "never again" test Josh
![Headline from the Philadelphia Inquirer: Philly DA Larry Krasner says 'don't be a wimp" after Gov. Josh Shapiro decried his comparison of ICE agents to Nazis [byline Anna Orso]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:sncyzkt6cyttsqrilrioyxu6/bafkreidabnnrchq3jnbuw55xeurk4nxvbotj4kc5xmnkftbmbasl647jui@jpeg)
February 3, 2026 at 2:54 AM
the thing is, if you dont make the comparison until they "do as heinous acts as the nazis" well then buddy you now live in a country doing as heinous acts as the worst of the nazis, you failed the "never again" test Josh
fun fact: this guy joining bluesky is when/why I started my "Poopheads" mute list
Ricky Gervais calls out Grammy winners for making political acceptance speeches: "You're in no position to lecture the public about anything"
Ricky Gervais calls out Grammy winners for making political acceptance speeches: "You're in no position to lecture the public about anything"
Gervais cited his own 2020 Golden Globes monologue, in which he urged winners not to use their acceptance speeches "as a platform to make a political speech."
decider.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:43 AM
fun fact: this guy joining bluesky is when/why I started my "Poopheads" mute list
dude the titanic sinking unfolding live on tictoc woulda been fucking wild
February 3, 2026 at 2:34 AM
dude the titanic sinking unfolding live on tictoc woulda been fucking wild
all these geniuses in charge who probably say Art of War is one of their favorite books missed the part about feeding your troops
ICE Employees Vent on Reddit, Saying They're Not Getting Paid and Still No Insurance Despite Promises
Staff claim promised bonuses and insurance have failed to materialise, with some reporting they cannot afford medical care for sick children
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
Staff claim promised bonuses and insurance have failed to materialise, with some reporting they cannot afford medical care for sick children
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
ICE employees on Reddit complain about late salaries and missing insurance, despite promises made upon hiring
ICE employees have reported delayed pay and missing health insurance on Reddit, while critics question how staff tolerate dangerous duties for little or no compensation.
www.ibtimes.co.uk
February 3, 2026 at 2:29 AM
all these geniuses in charge who probably say Art of War is one of their favorite books missed the part about feeding your troops
you cant convince me that mayor pete isnt just the dnc's llm chatbot
February 3, 2026 at 2:17 AM
you cant convince me that mayor pete isnt just the dnc's llm chatbot
not quite a "flop" cause they only released it in 30 cities but it made less than $300k
February 3, 2026 at 2:14 AM
not quite a "flop" cause they only released it in 30 cities but it made less than $300k
I still cant get over "mobject"
me, a genius "what should we call something in your mind thats like its own contained thing"
dictionary: "an thought?"
genius: "no its like an object but in your mind"
dictionary: "a thought"
genius: "mobject. its a mobject."
me, a genius "what should we call something in your mind thats like its own contained thing"
dictionary: "an thought?"
genius: "no its like an object but in your mind"
dictionary: "a thought"
genius: "mobject. its a mobject."
February 3, 2026 at 2:10 AM
I still cant get over "mobject"
me, a genius "what should we call something in your mind thats like its own contained thing"
dictionary: "an thought?"
genius: "no its like an object but in your mind"
dictionary: "a thought"
genius: "mobject. its a mobject."
me, a genius "what should we call something in your mind thats like its own contained thing"
dictionary: "an thought?"
genius: "no its like an object but in your mind"
dictionary: "a thought"
genius: "mobject. its a mobject."
the melania doc
Name a fantasy film that's not Lord of the Rings.
February 3, 2026 at 1:59 AM
the melania doc
Slay queen!
Of all the things in the history of the world that definitely did not happen - this is the pinnacle.
February 3, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Slay queen!
"KPop is the marvel movies of music"
*send skeet, mute thread*
*send skeet, mute thread*
February 3, 2026 at 12:07 AM
"KPop is the marvel movies of music"
*send skeet, mute thread*
*send skeet, mute thread*
fun gun rights story, this guy I used to work with at Dreamworks started out as the front gate security guard, and one time he wouldn't let Charlton Heston in for like 20min cause he didn't have ID or a drive-on pass
February 2, 2026 at 10:07 AM
fun gun rights story, this guy I used to work with at Dreamworks started out as the front gate security guard, and one time he wouldn't let Charlton Heston in for like 20min cause he didn't have ID or a drive-on pass