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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command)

@jakei.bsky.social

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Jew for Palestine, Film/TV, MSW/MS Gero, Unhoused Advocate, 4th-Gen n*zi-puncher✡️🇵🇸

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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · Jul 17

why does "we must go back" always mean racism and not quaaludes

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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 1d

correction: political opponents are being kidnapped, elected politicians have been shot, entire media outlets are caving to the regime, and books have been getting banned for a while...

fixed that

The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 1d

It may be—for now—a mild form of fascism. Political opponents aren’t being jailed or shot, entire opposition media outlets aren’t being shuttered, and books aren’t being burned.

But from Chicago to Portland, James Comey to Letitia James, and so much else—this is no longer America. trib.al/a0i8hTE

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dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · Dec 10

just learned the Swahili word "shagalabagala" which roughly means "chaos as usual". such a great mouthfeel on that mf

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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 1d

hes doing his best

Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 1d

flawless timing and comedy rule of threes sherman is a straight vaudeville performer

AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 2d

sherman, for the love of god!

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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 1d

omggg he cant even do a bagel order without sounding like a sleazeball harasser

Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 1d

oh I am not serious lol

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Rick Caruso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · Jun 23

Cody: Ok so like, in the Flintstones some of the dinosaurs do jobs, right? Like the bird that plays records is always like ‘awk it’s a living.’

Mookie: But Dino -

Cody: Thats what I’m *saying,* bro. They pay Dino to pretend to be a dog.

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

Series of three photos taken in succession. Cody and Mookie are at the dugout tailing wearing gaiter face covers. Cody is gesturing toward the field while looking straight ahead and Mookie looks at him.

Second photo is closer, Mookie and Cody are both looking off camera at the field. Cody looks mischievous.

Third photo where Cody is looking more toward Mookie, eyes crinkled in amusement.

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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 1d

this is one of my favorite threads

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Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Blade Wielding Bisexual (Lordean arc) @shengokai.blacksky.app · 1d

Since Link is banned, his mutual aid Fridays have gone with him. This was one of the most altruistic things I’ve seen anyone on this site do.

In light of this, I’m gonna try to fill the gap.

Drop your mutual aid requests under this thread and I will repost them for as long as I can.

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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 1d

I'm sure they just found this in a regular analysis but I like to imagine a phd student has been looking for specifically this for several years for their a boot-scoot thesis

Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 1d

is airmchair protestor a phrase? it should be

Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 1d

5 with ketchup

Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 1d

3 or 4 for me.

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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 1d

my one policy weakness is I'm anti caper

Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 1d

I'm feeling very confident with the standard untoasted plain bagel, plain cream cheese, lox, tomato, red onion

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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 1d

oh now hes *definitely* starting a war with venezuela

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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 1d

we are already fighting the weird christian nationalists on so many fronts, physically metaphorically ideologically etc, did they really have to add circumcision into this

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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 1d

1930s Ghost Town: "yeah they used to farm here"

2030s Ghost Town: "yeah they used to data farm here"

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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 1d

jkr: "all straight men want to be my terfy vision of a trans woman"

guy working for jkr: "wow thats crazy"

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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 1d

incredible things happening here

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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 1d

So funny hbo is betting the house on this

Rowling (
@ik rowling
To be honest, I didn't even know Vancouver Parks and Recreations had
avowed me, so the disavowal hasn't been much of a blow. Next time,
send me a certificate of avowal, wait until I've proudly framed it, hung it
over my PC and taken a selfie with it, THEN revoke it.
Tom Digby ¾#3
@ThomasDigby1
Last night, @ParkBoard did the right thing. Apologized to TGD2S
community after emotional discussion. Shared some tears. Disavowed
JK. Will undertake concrete actions to rebuild trust.
x.com/vangreens/stat...
Tom Digby ¾5 @ThomasDigby1 • Sep 15
Vancouver's @ParkBoard will be hearing an emergency motion relating to
hosting the Harry Potter themed event at Stanley Park at tonight's meeting.
Board meeting does not permit public speakers but you can email
bit.ly/4ntvlsX and watch live approx. 10:30pm pdt

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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 2d

aaaaand the neighborhood fireworks have begun

Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 2d

I just hope all the guys on the dodgers and phillies are having fun

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Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 2d

An honest-to-god judge actually wrote "'Not Like Us' by Kendrick Lamar dealt the metaphorical killing blow" in a formal legal opinion.

No one has ever lost a beef this badly, and no one ever will.

Erik Uebelacker @uebey.bsky.social · 2d

NEW: Drake loses his defamation case against Kendrick Lamar over the “Not Like Us” lyrics.

More coming @courthousenews.bsky.social

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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 2d

is that guy posing for a headshot with an umbrella

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Alex Firer @alexfirer.bsky.social · 2d

Batman should give his money to charity you’d love that comic right?

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