Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command)
@jakei.bsky.social
Jew for Palestine, Film/TV, MSW/MS Gero, Unhoused Advocate, 4th-Gen n*zi-puncher✡️🇵🇸
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why does "we must go back" always mean racism and not quaaludes
is Kendrick gonna clean up at the Grammys again? or are they gonna give it to other people like "dude you got your flowers last year"
January 31, 2026 at 12:46 PM
is Kendrick gonna clean up at the Grammys again? or are they gonna give it to other people like "dude you got your flowers last year"
"We're packing hot dogs for the road. You know hot dogs get a bad rap? They got a cool shape, they got protein. You like hot dogs right? By the way, I think I know what's causing this."
-Mao Zedong
-Mao Zedong
You can just make up Mao Zedong quotes. Americans can’t tell they’re fake because it’s all in Chinese
January 31, 2026 at 11:57 AM
"We're packing hot dogs for the road. You know hot dogs get a bad rap? They got a cool shape, they got protein. You like hot dogs right? By the way, I think I know what's causing this."
-Mao Zedong
-Mao Zedong
"Tribal sovereignty means that. It’s sovereign. You’re a … you’re a … you’ve been given sovereignty and you’re viewed as a sovereign entity"
-Mao Zedong
-Mao Zedong
You can just make up Mao Zedong quotes. Americans can’t tell they’re fake because it’s all in Chinese
January 31, 2026 at 11:50 AM
"Tribal sovereignty means that. It’s sovereign. You’re a … you’re a … you’ve been given sovereignty and you’re viewed as a sovereign entity"
-Mao Zedong
-Mao Zedong
"Shake them dreads, shake them dreads
I ain't got none, but I plan on growin some"
-Mao Zedong
I ain't got none, but I plan on growin some"
-Mao Zedong
You can just make up Mao Zedong quotes. Americans can’t tell they’re fake because it’s all in Chinese
January 31, 2026 at 11:47 AM
"Shake them dreads, shake them dreads
I ain't got none, but I plan on growin some"
-Mao Zedong
I ain't got none, but I plan on growin some"
-Mao Zedong
"Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever."
-Mao Zedong
-Mao Zedong
You can just make up Mao Zedong quotes. Americans can’t tell they’re fake because it’s all in Chinese
January 31, 2026 at 11:45 AM
"Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever."
-Mao Zedong
-Mao Zedong
the replies in this thread are so unhinged lmfao
January 31, 2026 at 9:30 AM
the replies in this thread are so unhinged lmfao
holy fuckin shit
You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
January 31, 2026 at 9:20 AM
holy fuckin shit
so turns out upscrolled is awfully toxic and abusive, confirming my suspicion that the people promoting it just want it to be popular so they can be the early adopters of a new thing with lots of followers and clout, same shameless behavior as early bluesky but with nazis
January 31, 2026 at 7:31 AM
so turns out upscrolled is awfully toxic and abusive, confirming my suspicion that the people promoting it just want it to be popular so they can be the early adopters of a new thing with lots of followers and clout, same shameless behavior as early bluesky but with nazis
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He got excited because someone told him AI’s got legs
January 31, 2026 at 6:48 AM
He got excited because someone told him AI’s got legs
zuckerberg being all in on new tech is like jim cramer being all in on a stock
Mark Zuckerberg is all-in on AI as the new social media
Mark Zuckerberg is all-in on AI as the new social media
In: AI. Out: the metaverse.
buff.ly
January 31, 2026 at 6:32 AM
zuckerberg being all in on new tech is like jim cramer being all in on a stock
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this is bluesky, nothing is gross
January 31, 2026 at 6:28 AM
this is bluesky, nothing is gross
honestly all we have to do is convince him to ride on one of his own rockets the odds are in our favor
Musk has been spamming crap about SpaceX and Grok all day but now every single reply to any of his posts is someone calling him a pedophile. the stage has been set for something historic
January 31, 2026 at 6:09 AM
honestly all we have to do is convince him to ride on one of his own rockets the odds are in our favor
I only vaguely get it does anyone wanna do a brief eli5?
i have no one irl to talk to about moot being im the epstein files. there is so much context one needs to know to get the gravity of this.
so much brain rot you need to have to get this
so much brain rot you need to have to get this
January 31, 2026 at 5:41 AM
I only vaguely get it does anyone wanna do a brief eli5?
especially knowing where Bass's organizing started with Community Coalition during the crack epidemic, its sooooo disappointing what she is now, like the machine fully turned her into a stooge
It’s journalistic malpractice to let @mayor.lacity.gov Karen Bass exploit @donlemonofficial.bsky.social to pretend she cares about press.
It’s duplicitous and hurts all journalists.
Her own LAPD has committed hundreds of acts of violence against working press.
She’s never said ONE word about it.
It’s duplicitous and hurts all journalists.
Her own LAPD has committed hundreds of acts of violence against working press.
She’s never said ONE word about it.
January 31, 2026 at 5:35 AM
especially knowing where Bass's organizing started with Community Coalition during the crack epidemic, its sooooo disappointing what she is now, like the machine fully turned her into a stooge
pokemon go to little st james
it is possible someone reading this has been in a Pokémon battle with Jeffrey Epstein
January 31, 2026 at 5:24 AM
pokemon go to little st james
is it good or bad that most of the ads I see or hear on every platform are for gambling or crypto
January 31, 2026 at 5:21 AM
is it good or bad that most of the ads I see or hear on every platform are for gambling or crypto
I dont think the epstein typos are cause hes dumb, I think its a conscious power move of purposefully mashing keys and not fixing typos to be like "yeah you're not worth any of my time or attention"
not as bad, but I've worked with powerful people in the entertainment industry who emailed like that
not as bad, but I've worked with powerful people in the entertainment industry who emailed like that
January 31, 2026 at 4:31 AM
I dont think the epstein typos are cause hes dumb, I think its a conscious power move of purposefully mashing keys and not fixing typos to be like "yeah you're not worth any of my time or attention"
not as bad, but I've worked with powerful people in the entertainment industry who emailed like that
not as bad, but I've worked with powerful people in the entertainment industry who emailed like that
its hard to imagine getting equipment in there... did a large group of people PUSH THIS BY HAND??
Anti-DHS protesters in LA moved a huge dumpster, partially blocking agents in their building.
January 31, 2026 at 4:08 AM
its hard to imagine getting equipment in there... did a large group of people PUSH THIS BY HAND??
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and the FIFA Oscar goes to: Melania!
January 31, 2026 at 3:31 AM
and the FIFA Oscar goes to: Melania!
I'm crossing my fingers for the slim possibility that everyone hating the melaniamentary makes trump turn on bezos and go after amazon with like anti-trust, investigations, fines, etc
January 31, 2026 at 3:23 AM
I'm crossing my fingers for the slim possibility that everyone hating the melaniamentary makes trump turn on bezos and go after amazon with like anti-trust, investigations, fines, etc
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Cop over scanner asked the helicopter or drone to find a guy with a skateboard and sling shot. LAPD says they don’t use drones at protests, so that’s an interesting tidbit.
January 31, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Cop over scanner asked the helicopter or drone to find a guy with a skateboard and sling shot. LAPD says they don’t use drones at protests, so that’s an interesting tidbit.
he hires pedos and accomplices cause he knows he can control them by the implied threat of mutually assured destruction
Barely a few hours after President Donald Trump named him as the next nominee to chair the Federal Reserve, Kevin Warsh was revealed to be in the Jeffrey Epstein sex trafficking case files.
Trump's Fed chair pick named in Epstein files just hours after his nomination
Barely a few hours after President Donald Trump named him as the next nominee to chair the Federal Reserve, Kevin Warsh was revealed to be in the Jeffrey Epstein sex trafficking case files.According to The New Republic, "Warsh’s name appears to be on an emailed list of guests to 'St. Barth’s Christm...
bit.ly
January 31, 2026 at 2:56 AM
he hires pedos and accomplices cause he knows he can control them by the implied threat of mutually assured destruction
lmao okay I am watching the new episode and the on call psychologist just tried talking to Robby about this exact thing #vindicated
I dont like Robby riding a motorcycle on Pitt season 2. Head doc of a metro ER has probably seen sooooooo many motorcycle injuries theres just no way he would ride one
January 31, 2026 at 2:51 AM
lmao okay I am watching the new episode and the on call psychologist just tried talking to Robby about this exact thing #vindicated
I dont like Robby riding a motorcycle on Pitt season 2. Head doc of a metro ER has probably seen sooooooo many motorcycle injuries theres just no way he would ride one
January 31, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I dont like Robby riding a motorcycle on Pitt season 2. Head doc of a metro ER has probably seen sooooooo many motorcycle injuries theres just no way he would ride one
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university.
Evolutionary/Animal Psychology
Ancient Linguistics
Interactive Media & Design
Social Impact Documentary Filmmaking
Ballroom Dancing
Evolutionary/Animal Psychology
Ancient Linguistics
Interactive Media & Design
Social Impact Documentary Filmmaking
Ballroom Dancing
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university.
Typography
Glassblowing
Painting
Packaging
Great Works of The Arts & Crafts Movement
Typography
Glassblowing
Painting
Packaging
Great Works of The Arts & Crafts Movement
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university.
Political philosophy
Women’s studies
Sociology of education
Psychoanalysis
Water polo
Political philosophy
Women’s studies
Sociology of education
Psychoanalysis
Water polo
January 31, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university.
Evolutionary/Animal Psychology
Ancient Linguistics
Interactive Media & Design
Social Impact Documentary Filmmaking
Ballroom Dancing
Evolutionary/Animal Psychology
Ancient Linguistics
Interactive Media & Design
Social Impact Documentary Filmmaking
Ballroom Dancing