Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command)
@jakei.bsky.social
Jew for Palestine, Film/TV, MSW/MS Gero, Unhoused Advocate, 4th-Gen n*zi-puncher✡️🇵🇸
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why does "we must go back" always mean racism and not quaaludes
trump doesnt just have bezos making his wife a movie, he has rotten tomatoes pumping the audience score to 99%
and rotten tomatoes is owned by Warner Bros Discovery and Versant. WBD is in the midst of fielding two purchase offers that would have to be blessed by trump, and Versant is a brand new company thats just a bunch of NBC Universal properties in a trench coat who also want trumps blessing
![Versant Media Group, Inc., doing business as Versant (/ˈvɜːrsənt/[1]), is an American multinational mass media company headquartered at 229 West 43rd Street in Midtown Manhattan in New York City.[2][3] It was founded in 2026 by the spin-off of most of NBCUniversal's U.S. cable television operations—including USA Network, MS NOW (formerly MSNBC), CNBC, E!, Syfy, and Oxygen—and related digital properties such as GolfNow and GolfPass (as part of Golf Channel) and Rotten Tomatoes (as part of Fandango Media).](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vjyot2w7zeomrslomwpfxirl/bafkreianwj5eklepuyki2ame3qdmhmcby4tjzj74ufpofqnr7sajudhmwy@jpeg)
February 1, 2026 at 7:06 AM
trump doesnt just have bezos making his wife a movie, he has rotten tomatoes pumping the audience score to 99%
because I'm a sicko I went through the Melania rotten tomatoes reviews, this is the "consensus"
18 critics reviews - 16 rotten/one-star/thumbs down, 2 4-star from epoch times and london evening standard averaging 11%
*500+* obviously almost entirely engineered audience reviews averaging 99%
18 critics reviews - 16 rotten/one-star/thumbs down, 2 4-star from epoch times and london evening standard averaging 11%
*500+* obviously almost entirely engineered audience reviews averaging 99%
February 1, 2026 at 6:41 AM
because I'm a sicko I went through the Melania rotten tomatoes reviews, this is the "consensus"
18 critics reviews - 16 rotten/one-star/thumbs down, 2 4-star from epoch times and london evening standard averaging 11%
*500+* obviously almost entirely engineered audience reviews averaging 99%
18 critics reviews - 16 rotten/one-star/thumbs down, 2 4-star from epoch times and london evening standard averaging 11%
*500+* obviously almost entirely engineered audience reviews averaging 99%
I both do and dont wanna know what that dipshit nate is saying on twitter tonight
Election result poll modeling this year:
February 1, 2026 at 5:44 AM
I both do and dont wanna know what that dipshit nate is saying on twitter tonight
what the absolute fuck is happening
a "fun" fact is that texas' state senate map is so gerrymandered that this swing would flip all but four republican districts
February 1, 2026 at 5:07 AM
what the absolute fuck is happening
the only such thing as a "peaceful protest" is one that armed govt employees dont attend
February 1, 2026 at 4:47 AM
the only such thing as a "peaceful protest" is one that armed govt employees dont attend
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No need to imagine. The country incarcerates children as young as 9 years old daily in youth prisons and jails. Those children are routinely sexually and physically assaulted and also emotionally tortured. They are fed terrible food and given barely any education. This country has done this for yrs.
February 1, 2026 at 2:24 AM
No need to imagine. The country incarcerates children as young as 9 years old daily in youth prisons and jails. Those children are routinely sexually and physically assaulted and also emotionally tortured. They are fed terrible food and given barely any education. This country has done this for yrs.
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Gawker was sued out of existence by billionaires who didn't want to be investigated by really good journalists who had the perfect rolodexes to get dirt on a pervert cabal and maybe upend their whole new world order. It isn't a scandal sheet you dope.
Gawker is dead because it did not color inside the lines of the Constitution while doing the things that made people want Gawker dead. 🤷♂️ Lots of other scandal sheets are still around because they did that better.
February 1, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Gawker was sued out of existence by billionaires who didn't want to be investigated by really good journalists who had the perfect rolodexes to get dirt on a pervert cabal and maybe upend their whole new world order. It isn't a scandal sheet you dope.
literally something that happened at nazi camps
Must read: "Holding facilities were so crowded that immigrants in one cell had to take turns lying down because there was no space, according to a refugee detained there for one night in January. Basic human needs like food and medical care were sometimes denied."
www.startribune.com/no-humanity-...
www.startribune.com/no-humanity-...
‘No humanity’: Detainees describe conditions inside Whipple Federal Building
Immigration sweep brings overcrowded rooms and overflowing toilets. Lawyers say they can’t visit their clients. The Department of Homeland Security says “all detainees receive full due process.”
www.startribune.com
February 1, 2026 at 4:02 AM
literally something that happened at nazi camps
donuts
Guys, I really need to talk about something dumb and meaningless. What's a universally beloved sweet treat that you think is just mid? For me, it's meringue.
February 1, 2026 at 3:15 AM
donuts
I dont think the olympics should test the freestyle skiers and snowboarders for weed that just feels wrong
Weed is a performance enhancing drug if the sport is being a chill fuckin dude
February 1, 2026 at 1:43 AM
I dont think the olympics should test the freestyle skiers and snowboarders for weed that just feels wrong
is Kendrick gonna clean up at the Grammys again? or are they gonna give it to other people like "dude you got your flowers last year"
January 31, 2026 at 12:46 PM
is Kendrick gonna clean up at the Grammys again? or are they gonna give it to other people like "dude you got your flowers last year"
"We're packing hot dogs for the road. You know hot dogs get a bad rap? They got a cool shape, they got protein. You like hot dogs right? By the way, I think I know what's causing this."
-Mao Zedong
-Mao Zedong
You can just make up Mao Zedong quotes. Americans can’t tell they’re fake because it’s all in Chinese
January 31, 2026 at 11:57 AM
"We're packing hot dogs for the road. You know hot dogs get a bad rap? They got a cool shape, they got protein. You like hot dogs right? By the way, I think I know what's causing this."
-Mao Zedong
-Mao Zedong
"Tribal sovereignty means that. It’s sovereign. You’re a … you’re a … you’ve been given sovereignty and you’re viewed as a sovereign entity"
-Mao Zedong
-Mao Zedong
You can just make up Mao Zedong quotes. Americans can’t tell they’re fake because it’s all in Chinese
January 31, 2026 at 11:50 AM
"Tribal sovereignty means that. It’s sovereign. You’re a … you’re a … you’ve been given sovereignty and you’re viewed as a sovereign entity"
-Mao Zedong
-Mao Zedong
"Shake them dreads, shake them dreads
I ain't got none, but I plan on growin some"
-Mao Zedong
I ain't got none, but I plan on growin some"
-Mao Zedong
You can just make up Mao Zedong quotes. Americans can’t tell they’re fake because it’s all in Chinese
January 31, 2026 at 11:47 AM
"Shake them dreads, shake them dreads
I ain't got none, but I plan on growin some"
-Mao Zedong
I ain't got none, but I plan on growin some"
-Mao Zedong
"Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever."
-Mao Zedong
-Mao Zedong
You can just make up Mao Zedong quotes. Americans can’t tell they’re fake because it’s all in Chinese
January 31, 2026 at 11:45 AM
"Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever."
-Mao Zedong
-Mao Zedong
the replies in this thread are so unhinged lmfao
January 31, 2026 at 9:30 AM
the replies in this thread are so unhinged lmfao
holy fuckin shit
You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
January 31, 2026 at 9:20 AM
holy fuckin shit
so turns out upscrolled is awfully toxic and abusive, confirming my suspicion that the people promoting it just want it to be popular so they can be the early adopters of a new thing with lots of followers and clout, same shameless behavior as early bluesky but with nazis
January 31, 2026 at 7:31 AM
so turns out upscrolled is awfully toxic and abusive, confirming my suspicion that the people promoting it just want it to be popular so they can be the early adopters of a new thing with lots of followers and clout, same shameless behavior as early bluesky but with nazis
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He got excited because someone told him AI’s got legs
January 31, 2026 at 6:48 AM
He got excited because someone told him AI’s got legs
zuckerberg being all in on new tech is like jim cramer being all in on a stock
Mark Zuckerberg is all-in on AI as the new social media
Mark Zuckerberg is all-in on AI as the new social media
In: AI. Out: the metaverse.
buff.ly
January 31, 2026 at 6:32 AM
zuckerberg being all in on new tech is like jim cramer being all in on a stock
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this is bluesky, nothing is gross
January 31, 2026 at 6:28 AM
this is bluesky, nothing is gross
honestly all we have to do is convince him to ride on one of his own rockets the odds are in our favor
Musk has been spamming crap about SpaceX and Grok all day but now every single reply to any of his posts is someone calling him a pedophile. the stage has been set for something historic
January 31, 2026 at 6:09 AM
honestly all we have to do is convince him to ride on one of his own rockets the odds are in our favor
I only vaguely get it does anyone wanna do a brief eli5?
i have no one irl to talk to about moot being im the epstein files. there is so much context one needs to know to get the gravity of this.
so much brain rot you need to have to get this
so much brain rot you need to have to get this
January 31, 2026 at 5:41 AM
I only vaguely get it does anyone wanna do a brief eli5?
especially knowing where Bass's organizing started with Community Coalition during the crack epidemic, its sooooo disappointing what she is now, like the machine fully turned her into a stooge
It’s journalistic malpractice to let @mayor.lacity.gov Karen Bass exploit @donlemonofficial.bsky.social to pretend she cares about press.
It’s duplicitous and hurts all journalists.
Her own LAPD has committed hundreds of acts of violence against working press.
She’s never said ONE word about it.
It’s duplicitous and hurts all journalists.
Her own LAPD has committed hundreds of acts of violence against working press.
She’s never said ONE word about it.
January 31, 2026 at 5:35 AM
especially knowing where Bass's organizing started with Community Coalition during the crack epidemic, its sooooo disappointing what she is now, like the machine fully turned her into a stooge