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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command)
@jakei.bsky.social
Jew for Palestine, Film/TV, MSW/MS Gero, Unhoused Advocate, 4th-Gen n*zi-puncher✡️🇵🇸

✅Jerrified
fair
January 31, 2026 at 7:26 AM
I was literally just thinking about how we didnt yet get one today but also does this count?? lets hear about it in the chat
January 31, 2026 at 7:24 AM
wait is that the original all my apes gone tweet?
January 31, 2026 at 7:19 AM
I hate that sorkin is directing it, but a sequel to the social network is gonna do that
January 31, 2026 at 7:16 AM
I just realized something kinda funny, it is the exact same fuckup but worse... hes saying ai is the future of *social media* ... like dude people hated avatars of real people and now you think they want avatars of fake people? why do you hate real human interaction so much?
January 31, 2026 at 6:52 AM
banger
January 31, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Reposted by Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command)
He got excited because someone told him AI’s got legs
January 31, 2026 at 6:48 AM
great pull
January 31, 2026 at 6:41 AM
lmaoooooo
January 31, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Reposted by Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command)
this is bluesky, nothing is gross
January 31, 2026 at 6:28 AM
this is bluesky, nothing is gross
January 31, 2026 at 6:28 AM
sorry sorry, the eternal cosmic giant that farted the big bang did a very normal fart, it was not a wet fart
January 31, 2026 at 6:25 AM
if they know the big bang was just an eternal cosmic giants wet fart there would be anarchy!
January 31, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Oh a lot more than that
January 31, 2026 at 6:13 AM
I did too much acid once, I already know
January 31, 2026 at 6:11 AM
oh absolutely I'm not refuting that *at all* I just mean he didnt incite anything personally he just convinced a guy to create a space for unforeseen but knowingly awful things to happen

and if *I* start stringing yarn, with his supposed intelligence connections, might not have even been his idea
January 31, 2026 at 6:05 AM
I mean I think a lot of those awful people would have still found each other in some other online spaces and the movements would have looked different but its a fucking ridiculous nexus point, just two awful dudes in a room one day, who knows what would have happened without it
January 31, 2026 at 5:59 AM
jfc
January 31, 2026 at 5:49 AM
goddammit I swear I didnt see yours until just now

bsky.app/profile/jake...
pokemon go to little st james
it is possible someone reading this has been in a Pokémon battle with Jeffrey Epstein
January 31, 2026 at 5:37 AM