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Rick Caruso’s Private Fire Crew
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Writer, science nerd, boy crazy, Dodger fan. she/her. I made a book & won best dramatic screenplay at #AFF2021. Opinions my own & often wrong.
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Please don’t mistake declarative statements for expertise, I’m just medically incapable of speaking without unfounded confidence.
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In days of yore when the Earth was young, we used to just block somebody who was posting some garbage opinion. Didn’t matter if they seemed like they were on our side and other things. We just blocked them. It was a simple and a better time here
February 6, 2026 at 6:50 PM
The Queen does not like her travel water bowl and shall drink only from crystal
February 6, 2026 at 6:07 AM
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It's not just ICE and CBP. Or HSI. Or the U.S. Marshals. Every armed federal agency has been compromised and needs to be largely rebuilt from the ground up once Trump is gone.
TRIGGER WARNING, because here is a US Marshal from Trump‘s Gestapo Force in Memphis kicking a puppy today in the Whitehaven neighborhood and breaking its rib. They were serving a warrant and I guess BIG MAN got scared of the schnauzer.

(I didn’t take the video, the dog’s person did)
February 6, 2026 at 5:17 AM
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A good thing you can do about this instead of dooming is Google “how to become a poll observer in [your town]”
Breaking:

The White House press secretary just said she "can't guarantee" that ICE won't be around polling locations in November.
February 5, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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moral panic you say
February 5, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I just learned that Gore Verbinskini is only 61 and Pirates was only his fourth film so if you need me I’ll be punching the sky at how good Some Guys Just Are At Movies
February 5, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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Bullshit scare tactic. ICE can't handle a single city, imagine them trying this shit nationwide in every city and town at the same time. They don't have enough resources, they don't have enough thugs.
Breaking:

The White House press secretary just said she "can't guarantee" that ICE won't be around polling locations in November.
February 5, 2026 at 10:25 PM
One step closer to being able to go back to my regular username.
February 5, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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Cops were frequently getting caught planting drugs in 2017 because body cameras were new and many of them didn't understand how the technology worked.

When cops hit "record" it saved the 30 seconds from *before* they hit the button. Eventually, they figured it out.
Why Cops Frequently Got Caught Planting Drugs in 2017
Look. All technology comes with a learning curve.
gizmodo.com
February 5, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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Days after covering a protest last week, I realized I had been shot with a new so-called "less-lethal" munition that the LAPD is using more commonly at protests: the FN303. This week, Chief McDonnell said that officers used the FN303 because a judge banned the LAPD from using 40mm launchers.
February 4, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Take this as an opportunity to request Election Day off & work as a poll watcher, volunteer with ICE watches, or offer rides to the polls to ensure our free elections continue.

Tbh, if we start planing early enough, you could get local businesses to close Election Day.

www.eac.gov/help-america...
February 5, 2026 at 4:42 AM
tfw when you want to have fun and chant too but you can’t because you’re at work
February 5, 2026 at 4:30 AM
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Got a camera to monitor my boy and verify noise complaints but he got too smart and joined antipaw to take down the police state
February 5, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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You’ll never guess but the solution to people not having money is to give them money.
"By the end of the two-year period, 94% of participants reported they were housed."

A million pilot programs show the same thing: when people are given enough money to afford housing, homelessness ends.

Other supports matter, but housing comes first. Not policing. Not moralizing. Homes.
Homeless Oregon youth got $1,000 a month for two years. Most found housing after • Oregon Capital Chronicle
Oregon is the second of its kind in the nation to implement the direct cash transfer program after New York City.
oregoncapitalchronicle.com
February 4, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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My absolutely involved in human trafficking quarter zip is raising a lot of questions already answered by my quarter zip
losing my mind at this photo, it's literally the 'my t-shirt' meme
February 4, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Doomposters on here are going to handwring tha the administration has already won but instead of posting, the correct answer in this case is to sign up to be a poll watcher and saying “I’d like to see you try”
There were 89,000 polling places in 2022.

8 states have all-mail elections.

At least 5,000,000 Americans marched in the October No Kings demonstrations.

They have 15,000 guys. They couldn't "surround the polls" if they wanted to.
Steve Bannon says the federal government is planning to send ICE officers to patrol polling stations during the midterms.

"We're going to have ICE surround the polls come November."

"We're not going to sit here and allow you to steal the country again." www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
February 4, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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There were 89,000 polling places in 2022.

8 states have all-mail elections.

At least 5,000,000 Americans marched in the October No Kings demonstrations.

They have 15,000 guys. They couldn't "surround the polls" if they wanted to.
February 4, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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“Not inviting everyone on bsky to your wedding is poster class warfare” the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate
February 4, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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If you freaks turn my wedding into Discourse I will b*** Bluesky servers I swear on my fathers ashes
February 4, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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This is my thing, yes criticize Dems and call them. But run your Republican Congress critters ragged right now. Make it impossible for them to have a moment of peace.
Again, I know everyone wants to yell at The Democrats & Chuck Schumer & Hakeem Jefferies, but there are 10-25 people in Washington who could literally end all of this tomorrow, & none of them are Democrats, & they continue to get 24/7 free passes for being absolute oath-violating cowards. Focus.
Yes, we’re looking at you, Lisa Murkowski & Susan Collins & Thom Tillis, you absolute oath-violating cowards.
February 4, 2026 at 4:30 PM
My New Favorite Guy is this prepper who thinks you can outrun an earthquake like in a Roland Emmerich movie (credit to @spindlypete.bsky.social for finding this one)
February 4, 2026 at 10:22 PM
I’ve been referring to @maladroithe.bsky.social’s upcoming wedding as “a forum meetup” and she has yet to uninvite me, truly the most gracious bride.
February 4, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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Like with so many things, if you think you're uncovering a deep, shadowy Jewish or Israeli plot behind some evil in the world, you're going to find plenty of the worst people to validate you. It doesn't make it true.
THREAD 🧵:

The Epstein files are real. The antisemitism they're fueling is also real.

And right now, the second part is getting almost no attention.
February 4, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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i’m telling you today, in early february, right now:

if you are concerned that there will be electoral shenanigans this year in all of the elections leading to the general in november

right now

find your local county democratic party office and tell them you want to be a trained poll watcher now
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM