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Rick Caruso’s Private Fire Crew
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Writer, science nerd, boy crazy, Dodger fan. she/her. I made a book & won best dramatic screenplay at #AFF2021. Opinions my own & often wrong.
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Please don’t mistake declarative statements for expertise, I’m just medically incapable of speaking without unfounded confidence.
gang I love my boyfriend’s dog so much
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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Do you love:

• Novelty home decor ✅
• Pedro Pascal ✅
• Reproductive rights ✅

I’m raffling off a framed needlepoint work of the iconic Pedro Pascal quote! For every $5 you donate to the LAGRH from now til 12/14, you get 1 entry! Reply w donation screenshot to enter.
bit.ly/4idlm9Y
November 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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The LAGRH (Los Angeles Guild For Reproductive Health) is an all-volunteer org, raising money for: Planned Parenthood LA, WRAAP, @brigidalliance.bsky.social, @powertodecide.bsky.social,
and @uclarepropolicy.bsky.social. I’m proud to be the Development Chair. You can get more info here: LAGRH.org
Do you love:

• Novelty home decor ✅
• Pedro Pascal ✅
• Reproductive rights ✅

I’m raffling off a framed needlepoint work of the iconic Pedro Pascal quote! For every $5 you donate to the LAGRH from now til 12/14, you get 1 entry! Reply w donation screenshot to enter.
bit.ly/4idlm9Y
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Earlier today I saw an AskHistorians post asking how tv sitcoms used to be broadcast weirdly in the 90s with “gaps” in the schedule (they did not know about how tv seasons worked)

and combined with the fact that every single part of this joke is foreign to Gen Z

I am old; I must return to the sea.
Season 1 episode four of Mad About You from 1992. I will never get over this Back to the Future 2-ass timeline.
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Do you love:

• Novelty home decor ✅
• Pedro Pascal ✅
• Reproductive rights ✅

I’m raffling off a framed needlepoint work of the iconic Pedro Pascal quote! For every $5 you donate to the LAGRH from now til 12/14, you get 1 entry! Reply w donation screenshot to enter.
bit.ly/4idlm9Y
November 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Sometimes you just want to smash things but the patriarchy is an abstract concept so instead you have to just beat a printer with a stick
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
After my best friend’s partner left her, we went to a rage room and it remains one of the best things I’ve ever done, everyone should have the opportunity to beat the shit out of a printer with a baseball bat.
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Earlier today I saw an AskHistorians post asking how tv sitcoms used to be broadcast weirdly in the 90s with “gaps” in the schedule (they did not know about how tv seasons worked)

and combined with the fact that every single part of this joke is foreign to Gen Z

I am old; I must return to the sea.
Season 1 episode four of Mad About You from 1992. I will never get over this Back to the Future 2-ass timeline.
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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Season 1 episode four of Mad About You from 1992. I will never get over this Back to the Future 2-ass timeline.
November 24, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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Gonna win the Ugly Holiday Sweater competition by wearing a sweater with a pic of RFK Jr.’s face
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I love that for Freakier Friday they said “what if also anti-Parent Trap?” Perfect solution, delightful movie, Manny Jacinto is unbearably beautiful.
November 24, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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Me, a normie: This is a neat thread about the pervasiveness of dominant cultures in a pluralistic society and how attempts to make people conform to it, even with window dressing aren't all that pleasant.

Online psychos: (((THEY'RE))) TRYING TO KILL JESUS. AGAIN!
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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This mfer is running for GOVERNOR get the fuck out.
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I want bsky to roll out a reply option that allows me to specifically limit who can reply to a skeet *and tell them* like yes this is open to all replies except for you, Brian
November 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Christian-centric atheists: unlike you I recognize that all religions are equally stupid

Me: I don’t want to wear an ugly Christmas sweater to a work party

Christian-centric atheists: IT ISNT EVEN RELIGIOUS AND BESIDES IF IT WERE IT ISNT ANYMORE AND I WEAR ONE EVERY DAY HOW DARE YOU?????
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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In fact, as I discuss in ON REPENTANCE AND REPAIR, it's a *feature*, not a bug of white supremacy.

White Northern pastors started preaching Jesus' "unconditional" forgiveness* re: the South just as their supremacy was at risk. For them, white unity > accountability, Black equality.

*see next skeet
Reconciliation without reparation is one of supremacy's greatest sabotages of the act of repair. Whenever abuse is exposed, it offers free exoneration to the abuser at the expense of the abused, and calls it redemption. It's the traditional and popular response to abuse in our supremacist society.
Leaders of a Minnesota church community didn’t report a parishioner they knew had sexually abused girls for year.

They told his victims that once sins were “washed away in the blood of reconciliation,” they could never speak of them again.

Truly chilling, from @jlussenhop.bsky.social & Andy Mannix
November 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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answer is great but also it's telling that the guy who's been saying this since day 1 has to answer about whether he's an antisemite for 5 min every interview while the same people grin vacantly at the jewish space lasers lady and call her a brave warrior
WELKER: What is your message to Jewish New Yorkers who feel you won't be tough enough in your response to antisemitism?

MAMDANI: That I am looking forward to being the next mayor and fulfilling the commitment I've made to Jewish New Yorkers to not only protect them but to celebrate and cherish them
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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There are also bots on Bluesky folks
November 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I’m watching The Last Holiday and honestly how dare this little kid blow up her dream journal to LL Cool J I mean it ends well but only because she’s Queen Latifah
November 23, 2025 at 6:33 AM
this man is the Shohei Ohtani of being hospitalized and getting arrested.
"Brazil’s former far-right president, Jair Bolsonaro, has been arrested at his villa in the capital, Brasília, amid suspicions he was poised to abscond to a foreign embassy to avoid going to prison for masterminding a military coup."

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Brazilian police arrest Bolsonaro amid suspicions he was about to flee
Politician reportedly taken from his villa into custody at a federal police base about 7 miles from presidential palace
www.theguardian.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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Your periodic reminder that @radiofreetom.bsky.social who many of you like to follow, and who writes for the Atlantic, was pushing the great replacement theory before Trump and has never apologized for it. He's part of what got us here.
October 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Now, as Our Father told you, my name is Matt Foley, and I am a motivational speaker! Before I begin, I want to tell you a little about myself, so you’ll know where I’m coming from. First off, I am 35 years old, I am thrice divorced, and I live in a van down by the river!

bsky.app/profile/andr...
November 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM