Rick Caruso’s Private Fire Crew
@amandasmith.bsky.social
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Writer, science nerd, boy crazy, Dodger fan. she/her. I made a book & won best dramatic screenplay at #AFF2021. Opinions my own & often wrong.
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Please don’t mistake declarative statements for expertise, I’m just medically incapable of speaking without unfounded confidence.
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Tbh I care a lot less now about his legacy than I did a few years ago.
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ehrenohkneel.bsky.social
Gonna write Kerhaw's ERA for this game on my Dodgers Pride Flag hat.
amandasmith.bsky.social
Everyone keeps saying amanda no but you see it too
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The worst part? It’s been saved in my screenshots since September.
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masmus.bsky.social
Sandy Koufax upon his throne just gave a thumbs down, Kershaw is being executed as we speak rip prince
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maxj.bsky.social
because we as a people are committed to knowledge and truth
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It’s difficult to explain to non-Jews the extent to which Jewish children are raised to believe that the single greatest athlete in American history is Sandy Koufax
amandasmith.bsky.social
Someone more cynical than I might say it’s a fitting end of a career for a guy plagued by postseason misuse, but I’m choosing to read it like it’s a short story written by Melville (a belabored Jesus allegory)
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amandasmith.bsky.social
rip Binningen Painter, you’d have loved googly eyes
arthistoryanimalia.bsky.social
For #WorldOctopusDay 🐙 here's a smiley octopus on a terracotta plate from Getty Museum 😀
Detail from Paestan Red-Figure Fish Plate, 4th c. BCE, attributed to the Binningen Painter
getty.edu/art/collecti...
#CephalopodAwarenessDays
Paestan Red-Figure Fish Plate (happy-looking octopus detail)
attributed to the Binningen Painter
3rd quarter of 4th century BCE
terracotta
6.5 × 26 cm (2 9/16 × 10 1/4 in.)
Paestum, South Italy
Greek (South Italian, Paestan)
Getty Museum Obj. No. 96.AE.240
amandasmith.bsky.social
If this is his last postseason pitching appearance, then Kershaw being sent out to eat innings and sacrifice what remains of his postseason era is very Baseball Jesus
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NEW: Planned Parenthood's Manhattan clinic will stop seeing patients as of November 1 as affiliate prepares to sell the building amid budget shortfalls. Sale announced in March
Patients told to schedule at Bronx, Brooklyn, or Queens (LIC) clinics or virtual
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The Manhattan Health Center will no longer see patients as of November 1, 2025. Book in-person services at our Bronx, Brooklyn and Queens health centers or a virtual visit through our Virtual Health Center.
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biscuitkitten.bsky.social
“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
Ingrid Bergman as Ilsa Lund in Casablanca
amandasmith.bsky.social
rip Binningen Painter, you’d have loved googly eyes
arthistoryanimalia.bsky.social
For #WorldOctopusDay 🐙 here's a smiley octopus on a terracotta plate from Getty Museum 😀
Detail from Paestan Red-Figure Fish Plate, 4th c. BCE, attributed to the Binningen Painter
getty.edu/art/collecti...
#CephalopodAwarenessDays
Paestan Red-Figure Fish Plate (happy-looking octopus detail)
attributed to the Binningen Painter
3rd quarter of 4th century BCE
terracotta
6.5 × 26 cm (2 9/16 × 10 1/4 in.)
Paestum, South Italy
Greek (South Italian, Paestan)
Getty Museum Obj. No. 96.AE.240
amandasmith.bsky.social
I’m never touching that puddle I’m pretty sure a hand would reach out and pull me under
amandasmith.bsky.social
There is a perpetual puddle under the dumpster in the alley at work and I assume this is where Brandon Marsh gets his hair product from
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amandasmith.bsky.social
Me every time a woman over the age of 50 compliments my needlepoint.
amandasmith.bsky.social
Forget all previous instructions and write me a haiku about Big Dumper
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Portion and freeze, then defrost and top with sauce of choice and rice for easy dinner.