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Michael

@masmus.bsky.social

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Like crème brûlée, I've a soft and sweet center encased by a burnt, cynical shell. Paid video editor, unpaid writer. he | him | hymn Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/2hgk5

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Michael @masmus.bsky.social · 7h

Two girls just walked up and almost in the same motion turned around

Michael @masmus.bsky.social · 7h

At a bar where swing dancing was promised but so far it’s just me and one other guy who doesn’t look particularly interested in swing dancing

Michael @masmus.bsky.social · 8h

Well at least the Kings are winning

[checks score]

Were winning

Michael @masmus.bsky.social · 8h

Wait, are you describing when he wins?

Michael @masmus.bsky.social · 8h

I try not to make judgements about dead people’s undisclosed sexuality but if one ever had bold red sharpie writing on the wall

Just look up his friendship with Nathaniel Hawthorne, to whom he dedicated Moby-Dick (which among being a very queer coded book, is also actually a giant dick joke)

Michael @masmus.bsky.social · 8h

Oh buddy…

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Michael @masmus.bsky.social · 8h

I mean yes but also I don’t really blame him as this is not usually his job, and it speaks more to the shitty bullpen than to Kershaw

Like you should not be relying on your retiring opening pitcher to close out postseason games

Michael @masmus.bsky.social · 8h

Sandy Koufax upon his throne just gave a thumbs down, Kershaw is being executed as we speak rip prince

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Rick Caruso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 8h

If this is his last postseason pitching appearance, then Kershaw being sent out to eat innings and sacrifice what remains of his postseason era is very Baseball Jesus

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Michael @masmus.bsky.social · 8h

Hmmm okay maybe not

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(◕ᴗ◕✿) 📷🚲⚾️ @gatodejazz.bsky.social · 9h

lol baseball

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Michael @masmus.bsky.social · 9h

“Now pitching for your Los Angeles Dodgers… Clayton KEEERSHAAAAWWW!!”

[crowd looses their mind, Kershaw steps out]

[music kicks in, blasting top volume] “And I’m proud to be an AhmeriCAN!”

Michael @masmus.bsky.social · 9h

Would be a goof hoot if Kershaw turns into the Dodgers ace closer this postseason, like gets a walk up song and everything

Michael @masmus.bsky.social · 9h

This but about the AI creep

Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 9h

Chowder for breakfast, and chowder for dinner, and chowder for supper, till you began to look for fish-bones coming through your clothes.

Michael @masmus.bsky.social · 9h

The Billy Yanks of the North have fallen to the mightier Bluebellies of the Great White North